It's a good feeling to go to heaven together!
It turned out that Wei Xiaoxiao's one hundred and twenty knives were slashed at his hair, making Dean's hair turn into a bald-tailed turkey in an instant.
"Shangguan Tianze! I want to apply for mental damages, work-related injuries, lost time and ......"
Before Dean finished speaking, Shangguan Tianze directly added a sentence of "wig care fee......
For a moment, Dean was even more depressed.
"Hey, Shangguan Beast, don't be so inhuman, okay? If it weren't for the last time you kid drank happily, Lao Tzu's hair wouldn't have been clicked in an instant! After shaving this hairstyle, I'm also so sad, okay? ”
You must know that you are a jade tree in the wind. The suave all-purpose assistant Dean.
But the standard is in the hall, in the kitchen, in the cockroaches, in the fight, in the fight, in a little fresh, and in the heavy taste! Killed the Trojan horse, a new generation of special assistants who can climb over the city wall! It was actually made into this dead virtue!
What's even more excessive is that the only wig in the photo was tossed like this by the two of them.
The more I thought about it, the more depressed Dean became, took off the wig on his head and threw it away, "It's better for Lao Tzu to show people like this." As he spoke, Dean touched his hair, and in an instant, the gentle aura on his body disappeared without a trace.
Instead, there was a strong smell of ruffians, and there was a wicked smile on his unruly face, which seemed to be like the two of Dean just now.
"If you're not in a good mood, don't let your second personality come out, and don't say I didn't call you when the time comes." Shangguan Tianze said before he raised his eyes and looked at Dean in front of him.
“ok! ok! If you like to sell cuteness or something, let him do it, I'm more interested, what are you going to do next......" An evil smile hung on Dean's face, a cynical expression, which made people can't help but be interested.
"Wow, Dean, your hairstyle can change your personality! Yummy! Wei Xiaoxiao and Wei Duoduo looked at each other with glowing eyes almost at the same time, "Do you want me to help you shave your head?" Maybe you can become a fat brother in Shanghai in an instant! ”
Burst! Dean felt that he was hurt again, and it seemed that no matter what kind of personality he was, he couldn't bear Wei Xiaoxiao's off-line thinking.
Brother Shangguan, you have worked really hard, please obey!
Shangguan Tianze rolled his eyes, "Since you have come out, things are much easier." Shangguan Tianze closed the computer, looked at Dean very seriously, and said, "Charlie's gang has already done it, if nothing else, the four of us, including all of us here, will be blown up." ”
Just now, those people were sneakily hiding in a heap, that is, they were installing a timed bomb, as long as it detonated, the building would collapse at that time, and it is estimated that none of us would be able to escape.
"Cool!" Dean cocked Erlang's legs and curled the corners of his lips excitedly, "It sounds like it feels good to go to heaven together!" ”
"I don't have time to give you a ride, you still have to think about how to deal with them, and I don't mind if you end up together." Shangguan Tianze said, with the same smile on his face as Di'an, his cynical appearance but the same bloodthirstiness, and the murderous aura flowing in his eyes made the two almost hit it off.
"That's a good idea." Dean nodded, looked at Shangguan Tianze with his hands folded and said, "For the sake of that kid who hasn't found a woman yet, I'll help him live first, and remember to tell him when the time comes, I like women with big breasts." ”
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