"This is the scene of the Spring Festival Gala, it looks pretty good."

Li Haoyu, Xiao Yuqing, Zhu Wanting, Cui Zihao and Wang Jianlin and others walked into the No. 1 studio hall of Huaxia CCTV together, it is now half past seven in the evening, and there is still half an hour before the official start of the Spring Festival Gala.

Wang Jianlin looked left and right and said: "It's still the same here, except for the different layout of the stage, there is nothing new in the rest, don't watch this Spring Festival Gala." ”

Wang Jianlin's daughter Wang Ruolin said: "Dad, you can't say that, although the Spring Festival Gala in recent years has been playing the same old tune, but I can't help but admit that CCTV is constantly catering to the audience's tastes." It's just a labor pain in the past few years, and I believe it will get better in two years. ”

Zhu Wanting said with a smile: "Wang Dong, Ruolin is right, we can't look at this Spring Festival Gala with old eyes!" ”

Cui Zihao said depressedly: "I can't get used to watching this Spring Festival Gala, every time it is these programs that sing praises of virtue, except for a few sketches and a little bit to watch, there is nothing to see, especially in the past few years, Zhao Benshan is no longer on the Spring Festival Gala, it is even more boring." If I hadn't come to this award ceremony at this time this year, I wouldn't want to come here at all, and how nice would it be to watch the live broadcast with my wife at home? If you encounter a program you don't like, you can also change the channel. ”

"Mr. Cui, we are here to be guests, but it's not for you to criticize others for doing well, we just have to watch it, maybe this year's Spring Festival Gala will have some highlights?" Li Haoyu said with a smile: "Let's go find a seat and sit down first, it's not good to stand like this all the time." ”

Cui Zihao said: "Li Dong is right, but our tickets don't seem to be connected, otherwise I can talk to you when I'm bored." ”

Wang Jianlin said with a smile: "Mr. Cui, the Spring Festival Gala is an artistic stage, I really don't know how you, a layman, can come in with a mixed eye." Saying that, Shi Shiran followed a staff member to his place and sat down.

In fact, this ticket for the Spring Festival Gala Each of this year's top ten outstanding entrepreneurs has two tickets, and Zhu Wanting, as the ex-wife of the Secretary of the Yanjing Municipal Party Committee, is also a breeze to get a few tickets for the Spring Festival Gala.

Cui Zihao said: "I'm originally a layman, hey, Li Dong, I'll also go and sit down, you can do your own thing." As he spoke, he shook his head and sighed, and went to one of the positions of the two factions in front of him.

Zhu Wanting said: "Haoyu, Yuqing, let's go sit down too." ”

Follow the staff to find their place, it is at the round table at the front of the audience, Li Haoyu and Xiao Yuqing are next to each other, and Zhu Wanting's position is on a table next to it, which is not too far.

After a while, the seats near Li Haoyu and them were already full, several of them were CEOs of large companies, and the rest of them didn't know each other, presumably they were all related to the Spring Festival Gala. The Spring Festival Gala can only accommodate a thousand audiences in total, how can it be possible if you want to open it for free, except for some of these tickets that are used to give to related households, the rest of the tickets are secretly sold at a high price. Like the bosses sitting in the first two rows, they increase their exposure by showing their faces in the Spring Festival Gala, and it is said that it costs millions to show their faces at a time in the Spring Festival Gala!

"Haoyu, do you think that person is 'Brother Smiling at the Spring Festival Gala'?" Xiao Yuqing suddenly pulled Li Haoyu's hand and snorted at a burly middle-aged man sitting behind Li Haoyu, whose face looked a little obsessed and smiling like Maitreya Buddha.

Li Haoyu pretended to look behind him inadvertently, and the middle-aged man sitting behind him really became the smiling brother Ran Shaoping of the Spring Festival Gala, who is known as the "nail household of the Spring Festival Gala" and "the best audience of the Spring Festival Gala". Speaking of this Ran Shaoping, many people may not know who Lu Dao is, but when it comes to his two nicknames, many people already know his identity, this Niu who has appeared in the audience of the Spring Festival Gala every year since the Spring Festival Gala in 2000 has made many people remember it deeply, then again, this year's Spring Festival Gala is the seventeenth consecutive year that he has appeared in the audience at the Spring Festival Gala scene, right?

"It's supposed to be him, why don't we say hello to him?" Li Haoyu said with a smile.

Xiao Yuqing shook her head and said, "Forget it, he has nothing to do with us, and it's useless to get to know us." ”

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At eight o'clock in the evening, the 2016 Spring Festival Gala officially began, and after another song and dance "Singing to Celebrate the New Year", Li Yong, Dong Qing, Bi Fujian, Li Sisi and Zhu Jun The five hosts of the Spring Festival Gala walked on the stage together and stood side by side facing the audience.

"This is the live broadcast of the 2016 CCTV Spring Festival Gala. Here, on the occasion of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, we extend New Year's greetings to the people of all ethnic groups across the country, to the compatriots in Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese, and to the sons and daughters of the Chinese people in the world! Dong Qing's opening remarks are still the same old tune that has not changed for thousands of years.

Li Yong said: "That's a good point, but Dong Qing, you haven't finished talking yet!" ”

Dong Qing showed a stunned look and said, "I've been practicing for a long time, and I haven't finished talking yet?" ”

Li Sisi said: "Here, we also want to appeal to the National People's Liberation Army. ”

Bi Fujian said: "To the officers and soldiers of the Armed Police Force." ”

Zhu Jun continued: "To the public security police. ”

Dong Qing said: "To the people who stick to their jobs, congratulations on the New Year!" ”

The five hosts hugged their fists in unison and said: "We give you New Year's greetings!" ”

"The following program is the most dazzling ethnic style from the Phoenix Legend, please enjoy it." Li Sisi went behind the scenes with other hosts after the curtain was announced, and then colorful lights and familiar music sounded over the stage, and Yang Weilinghua and Zeng Yi of the Phoenix Legend walked quickly to the stage with the music.

The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most cheerful, the crooked river flows from the sky to the sea of thousands of purples and reds, the familiar tunes and familiar lyrics make many people present who are tired of listening to this song begin to fall asleep, Xiao Yuqing frowned and said: "What is the reason for the Spring Festival Gala is still so old-fashioned, it's annoying, next time I won't come to the scene with anything!" ”

Li Haoyu smiled bitterly: "I won't come next time, this is simply a crime!" He looked at the people sitting at the round table at the front of the audience, all of them were in high spirits, as if it was the first time they had heard such a beautiful song, and some of them were clapping their hands to the beat.

Do you want to be so hypocritical?

Li Haoyu is about to cry, and the people sitting at this round table naturally have a great chance of showing their faces, if the CEOs of other companies are watching the show energetically one by one, they are still dozing off. He has no doubt that he will become the most talked about person among Chinese netizens the next day, and maybe he will give himself a nickname such as "the best Spring Festival Gala audience in history". You don't see that in the 2012 Spring Festival Gala, there was an eldest sister who dozed off and was discovered by sharp-eyed netizens, and immediately became popular and affectionately called "Sister Sleepy in the Spring Festival Gala".

Yes, it's only four hours left and right, and it's over with my patience.

Fortunately, the program of the Spring Festival Gala is not without highlights, since the Spring Festival Gala launched a Liu Qian a few years ago, and there was another YIF in 14 years, there will be a magic show every year in the Spring Festival Gala these years. This year's magic trick is performed by a young man named Zhang Quan, like Liu Qian and Yif, this Zhang Quan is also a handsome young man, and he is a little bit of a fan when he performs magic.

The subsequent sketch show is based on the misunderstanding between the hospital and the patient, revealing the increasingly serious doctor-patient problems in China today. Especially when the patient asked the hospital to re-examine, an actor who performed as a doctor said "This is a natural phenomenon", which immediately made the attention of the studio laugh, and many people fell into contemplation after laughing.

Li Haoyu saw that Ma Huateng, who created this Internet hot word not far away, had a black face like the bottom of a pot, presumably his heart was not so comfortable.

Speaking of which, in recent years, there have been sketches in the Spring Festival Gala that allude to the sharp contradictions in society, such as the 2014 sketch "Help or Not Help" is a good example. It's just that no matter how much the sketch can resonate with the audience, if some of the current laws are not changed, it will be difficult to cure this situation.

Most of the subsequent programs were singing and dancing programs, during which many stars from the mainland, Hong Kong and Taiwan took the stage to sing and dance, and even a Korean star also performed on stage. Most of these songs and dances are old songs from the past, and some new songs are not very good to listen to, which makes people dizzy to watch.

"Haoyu, do you see if Shi Xiaoyun is lip-syncing?"

The Spring Festival Gala has entered the last hour, Xiao Yuqing suddenly pulled Li Haoyu's hand and asked in a low voice.

Li Haoyu looked up at the sweet-looking girl singing and dancing on the stage, this girl named Shi Xiaoyun has become popular in the past two years, and has now become a well-known idol artist. He didn't know much about music and said, "I don't know, but I don't think so, right?" Didn't the Spring Festival Gala in the past two years say that it will crack down on lip-syncing? ”

Xiao Yuqing said in a low voice: "It must be a fake singing, Shi Xiaoyun's lip movements are not matched." ”

Li Haoyu said: "It's none of our business whether she pretends to sing or not, don't make a noise about Yuqing, we just need to get through the last hour." ”

Xiao Yuqing nodded and said, "Haoyu, I know what I said, I'm just talking, I didn't be so stupid to poke this kind of thing out." ”

The time finally came to 0 o'clock, when the New Year's bell rang, this year's Spring Festival Gala was finally over, Li Haoyu and Xiao Yuqing and others said hello to their acquaintances, as if they were fleeing for their lives, and escaped from the No. 1 studio hall of Huaxia CCTV.

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