Section 38 My first love was twin beauties
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The most depressed nature is Yan Shenyu, a cold and beautiful beauty, who came from Sihai City, there was no space to talk to Yunluo, and after sending a group of people home, Yan Shenyu took a pink U disk and drove a pink BMW away.
Before leaving, Yan Shenyu stole the air and pinched the clouds three times, which can be regarded as relieving hatred.
"Green oranges, go fry a plate of dried plum vegetables and peanuts to serve as a snack." Yunluo knew the temperament of the An family sisters and would not embarrass Yunluo in front of outsiders, so she naturally ordered to go down.
"Oh." An Qingju responded a little unhappily, and went to the kitchen to work.
"First meeting, I'm going to have a long talk with Ah Ren all night tonight, so let's move your computer back first." Yunluo also beat An Chuyu away with a word, Qin Ren unloaded the seven large and small bags he was carrying, and pulled Yunluo downstairs to buy wine and drink.
The cute sugar candy didn't arouse Qin Ren's curiosity at all, the whole world came over, and Qin Ren saw too many strange things, and he couldn't love it.
Qin Ren just had a lot of money, so he went to the city and came back with two boxes of cold beer, and each person carried one box upstairs. Qin Ren's face was not red or panting, showing the strength of his body, and Yunluo was also trivial, and the two looked at each other and smiled after putting down the cold beer in the bedroom.
The friendship between men is sometimes very strange, and it may be possible to trust each other in life and death at first sight, and the true love will not be reduced for many years.
An Qingju's hands and feet were very neat, and he brought over the fried peanuts with dried plum vegetables that had just come out of the pot and was still hot, and filled a large pot, so he obediently grabbed the cute candy and closed the door and left.
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In the boudoir, An Chuyu was sulking, playing with the computer, browsing some web pages, she had just escaped from the hands of death, and she was not finished coquettish with her boyfriend. An Chuyu really wants to sleep with Yunluo tonight, it will definitely be very sweet, and the two of them may do something embarrassing.
However, all the girl's fantasies were shattered by a man named Qin Ren, who snatched her boyfriend and left her alone in the empty boudoir.
An Qingju entered the house with Tangtang in her arms, closed the door softly with her backhand, and called out in a coquettish voice: "Sister, brother-in-law seems to be very close to the handsome guy, looking at their posture, it really means to talk all night." ”
"Regardless of those two guys, we sisters have a good conversation, Yunluo this pig!" An Chuyu was indignant and lost her boyfriend, and An Qingju also agreed, so when the sisters talked to each other, they became two girls complaining about all kinds of bad things.
Sugar Candy cutely covers her inverted triangular plush ears with her two little cute paws, pretending to be stupid and cute that she can't hear.
An Qingju also complained about Qin Ren, she was a sister-in-law, and she finally took the opportunity to sleep with her upright brother-in-law, although there was still a sister, but it also made An Qingju very happy, even in her dreams.
If there was no Qin Ren, An Qingju believed that as long as she was coquettish and pretended to be afraid, she would be able to sleep with her brother-in-law again, and her sister would not be able to refuse.
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Yunluo didn't think about the thoughts of the An family sisters at this time, he and Qin Ren were drinking cold beer while eating dried plum vegetables and peanuts, An Qingju's cooking skills were great, and the peanuts were fragrant and crispy.
In the room, Yunluo used his laptop to play the songs "My Heart Is Not Dead" and "Angel Death" on a loop, and his voice was relatively soft. Qin Ren used a tablet computer to show Yunluo all kinds of beautiful photos of loli, all kinds of beautiful school uniform papers, mountains, rivers, lakes, wilderness forests around the world, and even the ice and snow world of the Antarctic and the Arctic.
Yunluo was really talking to Qin Ren, and told Yunluo all the past events, including the emotional entanglements with An Chuyu, An Qingju, and Yan Shenyu.
To Yunluo's surprise, after listening to Yunluo's story, Qin Ren actually felt the same way, and said with emotion: "A creature like a woman really can't be understood, it's sad to talk about feelings, how good it is to talk about the body, it's a little more annoying to be entangled with you if you are too much of a girl, I hate ** the most, and it's annoying to deal with it afterwards." ”
"I'm still a virgin, and I don't talk to a scumbag like you." Yunluo complained speechlessly, sure enough, people in this world are different, whether it is the end of the world or the earth, some people can always get the best lightly.
"Woo, I still think you are a winner in life, two sisters, a cold beauty, they all have a good relationship, and they are all classmates who grew up with you, and they all secretly promise you, I also want to have this kind of fate." Qin Ren drank a bottle of cold beer in one go, complained, sat on the ground very unimpressively, grabbed a handful of peanuts and stuffed them into his mouth.
He is not Yunluo anyway, there is no burden to sell Yunluo, after his eloquent story, Qin Ren really thinks that Yunluo is a confidant who can intersect, and he also poured bitter water with Yunluo.
"Ah Luo, do you know, it turns out that I am as guarded as a jade, I only love my first love, no matter how beautiful other girls are, I don't bother to take a look, and I don't sleep when I climb into my bed. But I don't know why, since I was a child, my first love looked at me like she was looking at dirty things, and she didn't like me at all. ”
"At a small party of three on my eighteenth birthday, my first love and I failed to confess for the thirty-seventh time, so I got drunk and somehow slept with a beautiful girl, and my body was very hot."
"Since then, I've slept with a lot of beautiful women, blacks, whites, yellows, all over the world. Speaking of which, our Chinese medicine is enough to connotate, I take a dose of Chinese medicine every month, and there is really no beauty who can get pregnant. Once a hot girl was blocking the door, I was stunned and waited until the child was born to test, and it was really not my species. ”
"Alas, but I still only love my first love, I only want to marry my first love, and the other girls are all playful and have no feelings. So, I continued to confess to my first love, I met my first love when I was in the first year of junior high school in the United States, and I persevered until I graduated from Harvard University, and I failed to confess a total of 99 times, but I still didn't give up. ”
Qin Ren's dark eyes had real emotions in them, and it seemed that this guy was sincere about his first love: "Ah Luo, do you know why I never gave up on my first love?" ”
"Why?" Yunluo knew that Qin Ren just wanted to talk, not really ask anything, just listen to Qin Ren quietly, and when Qin Ren finished recalling, the two of them would become good brothers.
"Hehe, I drove away all the men who dared to pursue my first love, my first love was mine alone, no one was allowed to rob me, whoever dared to rob me and play with whom!" Qin Ren said and spoke, he actually cried, tears fell unconsciously, and sighed deeply, very sad, "At the college graduation party, I confessed for the hundredth time and succeeded......"
"That's good, what's wrong?" Yunluo was very curious and asked in a conversation.
"It's not good to say this, I ran away from the graduation party, even threw away the phone or something, and ran all the way to China, and I didn't dare to go back to the United States to meet my first love." Qin Ren's words were very mindless, "Later, my eldest brother sued me that my first love's parents' property had serious economic problems, and they were about to go bankrupt." ”
Qin Ren picked up the tablet, took out a USB flash drive from his backpack, and showed Yunluo a beautiful photo of his first love. The standard Chinese classical beauty, fragrant and delicate, has the temperament of everyone's beautiful book.
Yunluo looked at it and suddenly sighed, staring at a beautiful photo of two identical beauties snuggling up and watching the sunset, turned around and asked Qin Ren: "Ah Ren, your first love is twins, so do you like your sister or sister?" ”
"Did I say my first love was a person? If there was really only one, how could I have confessed to failing ninety-nine times. My sister is Chu Keren, my sister's name is Chu Cute, from her temperament to her personality, her appearance and height are exactly the same, even their parents can't recognize who is the sister and who is the younger sister, I can see it at a glance. ”
Scum Qin, what a scum Qin!
Yunluo was amazed in his heart, Qin Ren is really a big man, he is a fighter among men.
"I'm upset now that the United States only allows me to marry one wife, but I have two first loves, twins. Although they look exactly the same, even if they point to Chu Keren and say that Chu is cute, no one can recognize it, but I am more annoyed, I don't know who to let appear in my family's household registration book, will I recognize the wrong mother if I have a child in the future, I have a big head when I think about it. ”
Qin Ren's troubles are beyond the imagination of ordinary people, and some places are similar to Yunluo, and Yunluo also said a few words: "My three are also very annoying, if An Chu encounters no problems, he will go to get a marriage certificate with me, after all, whether you don't want your sister to get a marriage certificate with your sister, or if you don't want your sisters to get a marriage certificate with Yan Shenyu, it's very annoying." ”
"But there is no name and no point, my sister-in-law is not good to explain to her parents when she follows me, Yan Shenyu is just a mother, I can't let my confidante make her mother so angry that she is hospitalized, feelings are really not a thing."
Two men with the same troubles, the more they feel that each other is very pleasing to the eye, and they have no scruples when they talk about the world.
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At 0:37, Yunluo's black mobile phone rang, it was Yan Shenyu's phone, Qin Ren was already drunk, but Yunluo was very sober, and answered the phone: "Hey, Xiaoyu, do you miss me?" ”
"Dead people, dare to shout when they are not on the side for the first time." Yan Shenyu took off his light makeup, hugged a soft pillow, and talked on the phone to his sweetheart in the quiet darkness, with the gentleness of a water lotus, "The eldest lady has heard of the death of the angel, you can make a new song." ”
"Ah Luo, you are good or bad, don't tell anyone. After hearing about the death of the angel, I and the eldest lady and the lord all burst into tears, and they were depressed to the bones. The eldest lady went to play the guzheng, and she has been playing for more than an hour, and she still doesn't want to sleep. ”
"Xiaoyu, beauty comes out of sleep, I'll think about the troubles tomorrow, listen to me now, sleep obediently." Yunluo didn't avoid Qin Ren, so he comforted Yan Shenyu, a confidant.
"Well, Ann, Aluo." Yan Shenyu originally had a lot of things to say to Yunluo, but just listening to the gentleness of his sweetheart, he instantly turned into a good baby, and responded softly, full of sweetness, with a little happiness, and fell asleep sweetly.
The scumbag Qin struggled to drink another bottle of cold beer, looked at Yunluo with disdainful eyes, and shook off his words unashamedly: "Ah Luo, I think my character is a little better than yours, at least I never hid the fact that my two first loves wanted to chase after them." ”
After vomiting, Qin Ren was drunk to death and fell asleep.