213 Wonderful Counterattack

"Old man, you haven't told me what you put in that pie?"

"My wife told you that it was sweat medicine, and I put a whole pack. Yo! Girl, why haven't you fallen yet? "With so many sweat pills and holding on for so long, isn't this girl really a medicine jar?

"Bang!" As soon as the old lady said this, Li Banxia immediately fell down.

"It's poured~~ It's finally poured~~ Little Wang's eight lambs, I have spent a lot of time on my wife." The old lady stood and stretched, and raised her hand to the grass next to her, "All right, come out, the man has fallen-"

After a while, a lean little old man emerged from the bushes.

It was the old man in the cabin.

"Baby,, high! You're still tall—" The old man came to the old lady with a smile and smiled like a hiccup monkey, "after two days of waiting, I finally caught her." ”

The old man shook two steps, came to stand next to Li Banxia, raised his foot and kicked her twice.

"I told you to run~~Tell you to run~~ You are a king and eight calves, dare to drug the old man, see if I don't cripple you this time!"

Just when he raised his foot and wanted to give Li Banxia two more feet, Li Banxia, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes and threw out the fog.

"Vomit~~ This trick again~~" The old man's body shook twice, and his eyes widened as if he was thinking that she had obviously been poured by the medicine, so why would she stand up and act like she was fine. But he didn't have time to think about it anymore, and with a "bang", he fell straight to the ground.

As soon as the old lady saw that something was wrong with the movement here, she threw off the food box, copied a stick from the grass behind her, and rushed towards Li Banxia.

Don't look at this old lady's goosebumps, she is so old that she can't straighten her waist. This foot action is really not covered. When Li Banxia just stood up and didn't come back to his senses, the stick beckoned directly to Li Banxia.

Li Banxia stepped aside, and the old lady immediately chased after him with the stick. That look was as if he was going to fight with her.

Li Banxia was helpless, and with a wave of his backhand, a burst of white powder mist floated out, and the old lady's legs suddenly became numb, the stick in her hand fell to the ground, and her whole person fell softly.

Li Banxia's two hand sleeves, the one that is convenient is a drug. The backhand one is an anesthetic.

The old man was drugged, so he was already on the ground and unconscious. And the old lady was only anesthetic, and did not fall into a coma. At this moment, she was falling to the ground softly, looking at Li Banxia, who had already walked in front of her, staring.

"Girl, what are you doing...... Nothing? Li Banxia's anesthetic was so powerful that even her mouth was paralyzed, and she trembled when she spoke.

The old lady felt that her whole body was not listening to her at this moment. Even if your hands touched the stones on the ground, you didn't feel it at all, so you really saw a ghost.

Li Banxia clapped his hands, tidied up his messy clothes, raised the corners of his mouth and smiled.

I really didn't know that I could act. And when it comes to acting, it's quite decent. Deceived at least two people.

The one just now fell and hit the stone, and the waist really hurts. The TV went straight down. It looks simple, but it's not easy. Fortunately, she didn't fall straight when she fell, otherwise she would have hit her head, and this fake halo would have become a real halo.

Li Banxia stood up, not in a hurry to answer her question. He is not in a hurry to check his situation, but carefully monitors his surroundings. Knocked down two people. But that's not all, after all, there is one of the most difficult to deal with.

But he shouldn't be around here now, and if she were, then she should have come out with his father when she fell.

If he was still lurking, she suspected that the person had such a high IQ that she could be expected to be faint. It's not that she looks down on him, it's that ordinary people don't think about it at all.

Who would doubt a kind and kind old lady? That old lady's acting skills can win the Oscar award, let alone her, even the old Jianghu will be tricked, he should have known his mother's strength.

However, Li Banxia is a cautious person, and the more a person is in the field, the more he has to be more careful at this time.

Even if that person wasn't here, she had to make that assumption. In case he suddenly kills, it really catches himself off guard.

Li Banxia looked around here, turned around a few times, and didn't see any traces.

Xiao Chou was not far away, his ears erected, and he stepped on his hooves uneasily, as if he had a premonition of some potential threat.

The old lady lay on the ground and stared dryly, seeing that Li Banxia ignored her for a long time, just wandering around here. Lifting his spirit, he shouted a few words in her direction: "Hey~~ You, come here, let me go of the old woman~~ Otherwise, you will catch me, I will have to pick your skin~~ Tie you up and lock you up with the pig!" ”

Li Banxia paused, and his heart trembled.

Sounds like this, why is it so familiar? It's really hairy.

She remembered that the old lady's son had said such things last time. Now she knows, why did that stupid son say such a thing, there is a mother who says such things at every turn, he has the same example, is it not an easy thing?

"Old man, what did you do when you were young?" That's the question she just asked.

"I told you that I was afraid to scare your guts!"

Li Banxia secretly admired it, after taking such a strong anesthetic, he still had the strength to be ruthless there. If it weren't for the old lady's age, she would have had to sprinkle a handful of numbing medicine on her face for the sake of safety.

Of course, this is also because she is well aware of the effectiveness of her anesthetic. If she is hit by this kind of anesthetic, even the good hands in the rivers and lakes have to pour half an hour to an hour, and those like her who don't know martial arts will be two hours or more often.

If she sprinkles anesthetic again, at the age of this old lady, she will not be able to wake up in this life. Of course Li Banxia would not do this, she had already said that she developed this kind of thing for self-defense, not to hurt others.

Even if these people want to hurt her, she will not casually harm other people's lives unless she has to.

"Oh? Scared my guts? Well, let's hear it. "She really wants to know what kind of line she does. It can also scare her guts.

"Humph! Wife, I killed pigs when I was young! ”

"What?!" Woman kills pigs? Can this ancient woman still kill pigs?

In fact, in ancient times, there were not no such women, but there were really not too many. Not only the ladies of large families, but even the girls from small families or ordinary people's families are also particular about not stepping out of the door, let alone killing pigs, and even watching the killing of pigs is not allowed. Of course, something like watching the killing of pigs. Except for the little ones, there are very few girls who will like it.

"Killing pigs, it's fun~~ The white knife goes in and the red knife comes out. One knife will cut off the pig's head~~ If the pig is disobedient, we will slowly consume it, the knife poked holes in its body, and it rolled around there wailing, desperately neighing. But I just can't run~~ until I'm tired of playing, this pig is almost out of gas, dig out its heart, liver, spleen and lungs, throw it into the boiling oil pot next to it, and then make two pots of wine, and use these things to drink~~"

"Perverted!" Li Banxia endured the nausea in his heart. Spit out two words in a low voice.

This old lady is not only a pervert, but also an old pervert.

Such a distorted face. I really can't connect the old lady who just played with her. Li Banxia shook her head, she didn't even have to think about talking to her now. She was afraid that if she continued to talk to him, she would really be unable to help but vomit.

If a man or a young woman were talking to her about these words, Li Banxia's reaction would not be so big. An old lady who looked so kind and so old said such a thing from his mouth. No matter how you listen to it, it's terrifying.

This kind of thunder is no less than a bomb falling from the sky right now. Smashed on her head.

It seems that this family is really more difficult than one thunderer, and one is more difficult than the other.

These two people had already fallen, and before the stupid son who had not appeared was secretly attacking again, Li Banxia felt that it was better for him to leave this place as soon as possible.

The more you stay in this place, the more danger you have.

Li Banxia whistled, and ran over with a smile.

Seeing that she was leaving, the old lady was anxious, "You want to leave?" ”

"I'm not leaving, am I still waiting here with you?" Li Banxia didn't want to get into any more trouble, don't look at the three people in this family, but if you really mess with them, it will be really difficult to get rid of them.

This old lady is an old pervert, her son is a little pervert, the old pervert has no power to fight back now, but the little pervert doesn't know where to stay. When it comes to encountering him, Li Banxia is not sure, if it really falls into the hands of this family, Li Banxia can think of what fate he will have with his toes!

So, if you can, run away as soon as possible, and don't stop grinding here.

"Girl, you haven't said it yet, you ate my cake, why do you act like you're nothing? If you don't tell me about it, you can't get through this post, my wife is a strong temper, if you can't figure out anything, you can chase her for the rest of your life~~"

"Huh! Old man, your old mouth is really unforgiving. It's all at this time, and with such a hard tone, Li Banxia is really a little crying and laughing. She is an old man, why does she live a restless life and live a good life, and she has to do this kind of thing that hurts others and hurts herself?

It's not that she thinks her words are funny, but she's really helpless. She naturally wouldn't believe that they would chase her all the way, not to mention that she couldn't catch up, but also to see if there was a need for it.

It's just that when I suddenly heard this kind of words, a person, especially someone who is alone, is inevitably still a little worried. It's like you're behind you, and there's a dog waiting to bite you at any moment. Even if the dog doesn't pose any real threat to you, the uneasiness in your heart still won't be half a point less.

"The old woman has not only killed pigs, but also hunted, and none of the prey I have targeted have escaped." This Li Banxia really thought that this old lady behaved too much like a hunter in many places. It's just that this hunter is a little different from other hunters. Other hunters hunt to make a living, but she just wants to satisfy her perverted psychological satisfaction and stimulation.

Undoubtedly, the animals that fell into her hands were miserable. I am afraid that those who fall into her hands will be more miserable than cattle.

"Listen to the old man, if I tell you, you will let me go, and you won't follow me?" If that's the case, it doesn't hurt to tell them, after this time, Li Banxia doesn't want to have even the slightest involvement with them.

"That's what my wife meant."

"Good!" Li Banxia agreed very easily, even if their words didn't count, she wouldn't lose anything.

"I'm a doctor, and I know how to make my own anesthetics. You use sweat medicine against me, it's like beating a dog with calf's loin, not only is it useless, but it's a waste at all! ”

As he spoke, Li Banxia got on the horse, pinched the horse's belly, and immediately quickened his pace and ran on the mountain road.

The old man had exhausted all his strength when he said this, and as soon as his head tilted, he fainted on the side of the road. It's just like the head of her family, and she doesn't wake up.

Maybe it's because Li Banxia often develops these drugs, her body has automatically produced antibodies, and ordinary drugs and sweat drugs have no effect on her.

So even if she eats that cake, there will be nothing wrong with her body.

Originally, on such a quiet mountain road, the sudden appearance of an old lady could already arouse Li Banxia's vigilance.

In the past two days, she has repeatedly thought of the wooden house, and of the father and son. I also thought many times about what would happen to her when she passed by that wooden house again. She certainly hadn't forgotten the garlic, corn, and red peppers outside her house, and the terrifying cat skin, which were all real things that had come to her mind.

So, a bold assumption was formed, this family should have a hostess.

And this hostess is naturally not a good stubble. If she was a weak and fearful master, she would not be able to stand such a horrible thing hanging on the wall of her house.

This mistress could only be the wife of the old man, because the stupid son had said that he wanted to capture her in order to be his daughter-in-law. The old man was fifty or sixty years old, and his wife must have been that old.

The old man passed by the side of the road and headed straight in her direction, and although he did not look at her at first, it was this, as soon as she came into her sight, the unusually sensitive alarm in her heart sounded-

There are, of course, many more good reasons for this.

She wouldn't be suspicious of a person because of such a little speculation, and it turned out that if you look closely, you can always find out what the problem is.