Chapter 494: Goddess Baolian
I wanted to grab her and press her the dish, so that she could eat enough, damn it, play with me. I want to pack. But I'm the only one in the dormitory, who am I going to eat? Mother, I'm angry, but when it comes to the dormitory, Bao asked them if they didn't go back to the key class, it should be good to pack them back, they are all poor, and they must be happy to bring these good dishes over.
I thought it was good, when I brought it over, Bao Wen was really happy, and asked me where Brother Mo came from, so I said, "Where did I come from, Lao Tzu bought it with his own money." ”
Bao Wen said, "Brother." You've made a fortune, where did you get it? I scolded: "Grass, I was played by a girl today, I invited her to eat, I didn't eat, I ran away, and I ordered a table of dishes, no, I don't pack how to tidy up." ”
They asked me who I was, and I said, "Su Ran, do you know?" ”
Poof!
The mouths of the two of them, who were still eating, immediately squirted out, and said, "Brother Mo, isn't your object called Xia Meng." How did it become Su Ran again? I heard you right. ”
I said, "If you have something wrong with your ears, there's nothing wrong with my mouth, it's Su Ran, you heard it right." Bao Wen gave a thumbs up. Brother Mo is awesome, and the big beauty of the school bully was also soaked by you, it's so awesome, I admire it. ”
I knocked on the head and said, "Eat quickly, don't eat with one mouth, and be careful that I kick you each other." "They don't dare, hurry up to eat, after a while, those dishes are gone, I have to say that the power of more people is great, and it will be gone after a while, I look at the soup on the table, the dishes are gone, the food is gone, I am a little stunned. Ask them, "Didn't you say you had already eaten, why ......?" ”
Bao Wen said, "The food in the cafeteria has a faint smell of birds, and I don't know the smell of meat in March, such a good meal, Nima is worthy of Brother Mo if you don't finish it." ”
I said, "Less flattery." () Be careful to pat the horse's leg, let me ask you, where did you go when Tian Liangliang came in with a knife in the afternoon? ”
When they asked me what was going on, they said, "Is that really the case?" We're not here, we're going to eat, and we think we're listening to their nonsense. ”
When Tian Liangliang was in trouble, they were indeed not in the classroom, otherwise, if they helped, where could Tian Liangliang take out the knife. Bao Wen said, "This guy is hopeless, Brother Mo, I really can't hold it back, one day I will really beat him until he is killed, it's really annoying, what is this thing called, forcing Liang to become a prostitute, and the squad leader doesn't like him, it's just sick." ”
I laughed, looked at him and said, "Bao asked, you're going to kill him, are you sure?" Shall I take you there? ”
Bao Wen stopped talking, I looked at Shu Ping, what is he, he was indignant just now, and he didn't seem to dare now. They are all the best at speaking than their mouths, and they don't dare to do it, so they have already seen through them. But I don't despise them, after all, they are such people, greedy for life and afraid of death, but who is not afraid of death? And they're not wrong.
"What, let me ask you, have you noticed any strange behavior of this Tian Liangliang recently, didn't he go home, he happened to be in the bedroom on this floor, right?"
Bao asked: "Yes, it's in the innermost bedroom, originally no one wanted to accept him, and then the dormitory teacher and a parallel class teacher always came, and he was assigned to class 13, in the innermost bedroom, it is said that after he entered the dormitory, he was beaten by a bastard in class 13, and then he didn't dare to make trouble." ”
I thought about it, is there a bastard in class 13, I slapped him, he, it seems that Cao Xiaojun is in that bedroom, it shouldn't be Cao Xiaojun who beat him, this is too funny, dog eats dog hair, he two sluts are together, and it is not distressing to kill anyone. That's great.
Bao asked: "In the past few days, Tian Liangliang has not gone to class, nor has he gone to Wu Tifang, wailing or something inside, sometimes singing Jay Chou's nunchucks or something, roaring there, like a nervous disorder, and the dormitory manager is rarely in the dormitory, so basically no one cares about him." ”
I thought to myself, how many of them are bold in the key class, but they are all afraid of Tian Liangliang, who else dares?
Bao Wen told me one thing again, saying that one night at about two o'clock, he got up to go to the toilet, because he often has the habit of getting up at night, that night he saw that Tian Liangliang's bedroom was still lit with a faint light, he was curious to go over and see, what did he do, he was frightened, this thing was holding a flashlight, what was he doing to a figure on the wall, and his hands were constantly moving in his pants.
The fool also knew what he was doing, so he was frightened and asked, so he hurried back, he didn't tell Shu Ping about it, and they didn't believe it anyway. Female Hongxie carried.
I thought to myself that this Tian Liangliang is really perverted, and he actually did it himself at night, I asked Bao again if there was anything else abnormal about this guy, Bao asked, "Well, it seems that he went out just now, and then came back, laughing and saying I am so happy, I am so excited, I must marry you or something, I don't know who he is talking about, but I heard Brother Mo you just said that he took a knife to see the squad leader, is he going to marry the squad leader?" Could it be that the squad leader agreed to this kid, it's impossible, but the squad leader is also a little bit of a posture. ”
"Marry him!" I scolded, "As far as he is so forced, he also deserves it?" Let's go, follow me to see what's in this kid's bedroom, it's disgusting. ”
Bao asked: "Okay, let's go, take a look, if it doesn't work, report him, so that he can't live in the dormitory in the future, and go outside to rent a house to live." ”
Seeing me take the lead, they all came, and went to the innermost dormitory together, without locking the door, this kid is not afraid of losing things, is it self-confidence, or is it a bad pen? I don't know, I know that there is a bad smell coming from the bedroom, as soon as the door is opened, it is stronger, I look at the ground, are smelly socks and unwashed shoes, but disgusting, I scolded a grass, let Bao Wen kick those things away, Bao Wen said, "This Tian Liangliang is the nature of the difficult to change, in the past in our dormitory is this virtue, do not wash socks and feet, the grades are good, but the personal life is terrible, especially disgusting, a week ago socks, not very smelly, air dry, he took it back and continued to wear." ”
I waved my hand and said, "Don't say it, disgusting." ”
Then I looked at the wall, I was stunned, a big portrait, it's the kind of big-character poster, when I was a kid in junior high school, there were often those girls who bought that kind of variety Sakura, Doraemon stickers, one of them is a whole sticker, very big.
And the sticker on the wall is nothing more than this kind of sticker, but the character is a real person. When I saw this person, I was stunned, why is it so familiar, so I asked them who this is.
At that time, there were no characters such as Mr. Cang, Mr. Song, Mr. Ozawa, etc., otherwise I think that the ones on this wall would definitely become Mr. Cang. Because of this person, I have definitely seen it in some Hong Kong and Taiwan works, but I don't know what her name is.
Bao Wen glanced at it, sighed, and said: "Brother Mo, you don't know this, this is a certain Baolian, I have acted a lot of that or something, what a glamorous soul is a green building, etc., but he is famous, and his figure is also a thief, look at this...... Hey, how can there be water droplets here? ”
Bao asked to touch it, I was stunned, and told him not to touch it, because it was white. I said, "You can touch it if it's so disgusting", and they immediately reacted, Shu Ping also pretended to be angry, took a stick and tore Chen Baolian on the wall, and scolded, saying: "Tian Liangliang is a pervert, not only is he perverted, but his thoughts are also perverted, tsk, I really can't imagine that I and this kind of person will stay in the same bedroom for so long, I can't imagine it." ”
Bao Wen was also embarrassed, and said: "Brother Mo, thank you, if you hadn't reminded me, I would have ......" I said, don't say it, so be it. Look at what else is here.
We rummaged through his drawers and quilts, and turned over a lot of things, including fashion magazines, underwear magazines, etc., but what made me most angry was that there were a few photos of Wu Tifang, and it was also a photo of Wu Tifang changing clothes in the bedroom, although it was not very revealing, but it was just a photo of someone secretly wearing underwear.
I took the photo and stared at the bag and asked them to ask, "What's the matter, is there anyone in our boys' building who crawled over and took pictures secretly?" ”