Chapter 229: Harem Jade Face Pill

, Han is still struggling desperately. That He Jun shot up again and wanted to whip me, and then the secretary and Mr. Qi rushed out and kicked the wall. ”

Yu Mengshanxue said it pitifully.

"Bullshit, bastard, return to the national year, I'll be ashamed of you two, phew." Yu Feifei was furious, and pointed at He Tie who was sitting on the butt and scolded.

"Humph! There is also a bigger mastermind who didn't do it, and that is this Director Sun. I guess I'm still the deputy director of the Audit Bureau!

If you can audit any girl like this, you will audit it into rags, and I will be in tatters." Chu Yunyi was even more spicy, she didn't know what the Audit Bureau was doing, and thought it was a family planning office that specialized in women's work.

So he snorted at Sun Manjun several times, and Sun Manjun's face was as hot as fire all of a sudden, comparable to pig liver, and he roared angrily: "You guys are talking nonsense." How can I say this? ”

"Nonsense, didn't you say nonsense just now? Just now, there was a girl in a red sweater in the song hall who was not there

Ye Fan smiled coldly, turned his head to Xiao Caiyun and said, "Boss Xiao, just ask the girl in red to come out and make a record, Deputy Director Xiao is here today, let's face the gong and drum in front of each other." Let's talk about it in front of everyone. I understand, this thing is black and white is white, and it can't be fake, just come to the scene to work. ”

Xiao Caiyun glanced at Sun Manjun and Miao Yong and didn't want to call someone, Ye Fan looked at it and sneered: "What? Boss Xiao also wants to shield people, which seems to be a crime. ”

Turning his head to Lu Wei, he said: "Lu Wei, you, the captain of the criminal police team of the Moxiang City Public Security Bureau, tell me, do citizens have the obligation to help solve the case?" ”

"Hmmm! If Boss Xiao doesn't cooperate in this matter, I can only order Deputy Director Xiao to close down the song hall, rectify it first, and wait until the investigation clarifies the matter. ”

Lu Wei smiled faintly and said to Xiao Changhe: "Hello Deputy Director Xiao, I am Lu Wei, the captain of the Moxiang City Criminal Police Team, do you want to see the work card."

Because I am also present today, and I am also a friend of Deputy Secretary Ye, it is up to you to investigate and collect evidence in this case, and the trial will be recorded.

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Of course, my request is to deal with the matter impartially and protect the legitimate interests of women and children, because they are a vulnerable group, so we must deal with the murderers strictly and give the victims a satisfactory answer. ”

"Ahh Lou, Captain Lou. You don't have to look at the documents. I will deal with it impartially, the murderer Xiao Changhe was shocked, and his face was even more vegetable, much more ugly than bitter vegetables.

Unexpectedly, there is a bigger god hidden in this, and it is directly under the public security system.

If you really want to clean yourself up, you only need to call the director of the county seat Zhou Paicheng, and it is estimated that you will be completely finished, and you will not want to turn over in this life.

If you want to say that Deputy Secretary Ye is only in charge of personnel, there are some interests. But Xiao Changhe, the direct leader of the public security system, Lu Wei, and captain Xiao Changhe, could not afford to offend him, let alone come from such a big place.

Thinking of this, Xiao Changhe didn't dare to slack off anymore, but before he could leave, Xiao Hushi had already shouted at his sister: "Don't call someone over, you don't want to open this song hall, do you?" ”

After a while, the girl in the red sweater was called.

When I heard that Hu Lili was famous, she was a distant relative of Xiao Hushi and helped in the song hall. The situation is similar to what Yumeng Handle Xue said.

At this time, Sun Gen Manjun couldn't stand still, and he almost fainted when he held his breath.

"Take it away!" Xiao Changhe glanced at Miao Yong, but said softly helplessly under Lu Wei's eyes, and a few policemen behind him walked up with their hands. At this moment, Sun Manjun really regretted it, and really wanted to throw himself a few ear scrapers immediately.

I called the police and called someone to come to it, and it was actually a group of people on Di Di's own side, which was a big shame. So I have been running Miao Yong, hoping that he, the mayor of the town, can come forward to mediate.

Otherwise, I will lead the team down to check the accounts, and when the last group of people enters the bureau, it will really become the front page of Yuyang County tomorrow.

At this time, Miao Yong's girlfriend kept pulling Miao Yong on the side, as if telling him to leave this alone.

Girlfriend Kong Shufei leaned close to him and whispered: "That woman should be Yu Feifei from the city TV station, the niece of Yu Jianchen, the director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, don't make trouble, Director Yu is the director of the city bureau."

This incident was entirely caused by Sun Manjun. If it weren't for your face, I'd want to kick this beast a few times, a pervert bastard. Don't get involved in the matter of Director Yu's niece, it's not good to provoke him

I know that Miao Yong nodded, glanced at Sun Manjun, and helplessly raised a glass of wine and said with a wry smile: "Deputy Secretary Ye, Mr. Qi, Captain Lu, Deputy Director Sun, this matter depends on my face, there is no need to make such a big fuss, right?"

Everyone eats in the same pot, looking down and not looking up. Everyone has done this cup together, even if it is over, as for the injury of the jade girl, how about asking He Tie and Tang Muhua to apologize first, and then pay off the medicine? ”

He Tie and Tang Muhua were also sensible, and when Mayor Zhan Yong came out to be a co-ordinator for them, he hurriedly stepped forward and bowed deeply to Yumeng Naxue.

said: "Miss Yu, the two of us were drunk just now, and we were offended, so please forgive me, I'm sorry." ”

However, Yumengyu didn't react with a stiff face, and those good-looking eyes kept staring at Ye Fan, probably asking him to get an idea.

"Miss Yu, this matter is a bit ridiculous today, we were all drunk at the time, I will punish myself with a cup to make amends to you." Sun Manjun is not a simple person. can bend and stretch, his face changed, and he raised his glass to punish himself

"Alright! Now that Director Sun has also recognized his mistake. He Tie and Tang Muhua were also punished. Besides, Mayor Miao has to give face, right? Yuxue, this matter is over, Ye Fan smiled lightly, raised his cup, and finished it.

This farce finally came to an end, Sun Manjun and his gang slipped away, but Miao Yong kept shaking his head and shouting bad luck.

However, although Sun Manjun's jealous eyes when he left were very well concealed, he was still felt by Ye Fan's eagle eye technique.

He sneered in his heart: "This time, for Miao Yong's sake, I spared your son once, and in the future, Lao Tzu who dares to play yin will send you to the prison to drink urine and play."

In the past, the deputy director of the county public security bureau was put in prison by Lao Tzuyin, and even Zhu Zhengyang, the deputy director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, and the deputy director of the national security bureau were not put in prison by me as usual.

Now it is estimated that he is singing "Tears in the Iron Window" with the deputy division commander Liu of the Blue Moon Bay Base in Shuizhou! You're still a little tender.

Odd! I'm not born to be a bad star, it's only been half a year since I graduated, and three deputy directors actually put us in prison.

It's okay to go on like this, I'm afraid that in a few years, we won't even be put in prison by any mayor's standing committee, we are natural material for the work of the Commission for Discipline Inspection. ”

Thinking of these funny and boring things, Ye Fan himself also felt a little ridiculous, and he seemed to have a sense of accomplishment.

Not only is he a small deputy department, but even the deputy director of the municipal bureau at the deputy department level can go to prison, which is indeed a bit bullish.

Everyone went to hunt ghosts in the middle of the night, so they all went back to Ziyun Restaurant to rest.

After returning to the government's room, Ye Fan took out the "Bian Que Codex." I flipped through it carefully.

I once again studied a secret recipe of Chinese medicine for the emperor's concubines. It's called "Harem Yuyan Pill" because the fingerprints on Yumeng Naxue's face today are estimated to be indelible all of a sudden, so Ye Fan remembered it.

Legend has it that this technique was the famous hermit "Huangchen Daogu" of Emei Mountain at that time. Created after decades of research.

"Aunt Huangchen Dao. was originally a beautiful girl, but the strange thing is that her natural skin is as yellow as yellow, and she looks like a sick ghost who is dying of death.

For this reason, she was divorced by her fiancΓ© Sima Madxu. In fact, it's no wonder that Sima Madxu is unkind, as a generation of generals, he can't marry a yellow-faced woman as his wife. This can't be blamed on "Huangchen Daogu", because it is innate, and there is no way for manpower to return to heaven.

So in the end "Yellow Dust." The young lady got out of the dust and wanted to go to Emei Mountain to cut her hair and become a nun. However, her luck was very good, and in the end, she ended up with a hair practice, and accidentally picked up an alchemy manuscript of an ancient alchemist in a dilapidated ancient cave.

Combined with traditional Chinese medicine grass, "Huang Chen Daogu." For a breath of fighting. Vowed to get rid of the macula. With a beautiful fairy appearance, he humiliated the general named Sima Qiangxu.

So since then, "Huang Chen Daogu." After a whole year of research, I waded through mountains and rivers and walked all over the ditches and bumps of China. At the age of 4, combined with the beauty techniques in the palace, he finally developed the "Harem Yuyan Pill".

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According to the "Bian Que Codex. According to the above records, this pill is also extremely difficult to prepare, because at that time, "Huangchen Daogu" was already an 8-stage martial arts hermit. To prepare this pill, it is necessary to use the internal strength to nourish the medicinal properties.

Back then, "Huang Jian Daogu." With this pill, the yellow spots on the face were finally eliminated, showing the jade appearance of Lushan.

In particular, she went to Sima Qiangxu's General's Mansion to show that her fiancΓ©, who had reached old age, had already looked old, and his skin was wrinkled like old pine bark.

When I saw the "Huangchen Daogu" with broken skin, skin like clotted fat, and lips like peach blossoms, I was suddenly shocked.

Later, he begged bitterly, "Huang Chen." I want to talk about the front edge again, but "Huang Chen." smiled and said: "The fate is over, and it has passed quietly." Can the water that was spilled be taken back? ”

Then drifted away, and finally Sima Madxu died of depression soon after.

Since then, "Huang Chendaogu." The "Harem Yuyan Pill." It has become a tribute to the palace, and the harem concubines are competing for it, but it is also amazingly expensive. A "Harem Jade Face Pill." It's worth 100 gold, and the concubine who has no money can't afford it.

Its book boasted that it was an ugly woman who could get rid of spots, and ordinary women could upgrade if they took it, and Tianzi Guose was even more like milk jade that could light the luster of jade, such as clotted white jade, so it was called "Harem Jade Pill"

"Alas! I don't know if it works, and I haven't tried it. Originally, it was developed to try out for my sister Haruka. This time, Chunxiang hasn't tried it yet, but first used Yumeng Naxue as a white mouse. ”

Ye Fan looked at the faint "Harem Jade, Yan Pill" in his hand, which was overflowing with medicinal fragrance and flashing a little black light, and sighed.

This pill was used for a whole month when he was bored, and he used half an hour every night to hold the prepared pill in his hand and use the energy of internal strength.

It was originally a trial production for Fan Chunxiang. However, because I was worried about what would happen to this pill, I ended up disfigured and miserable.

So I didn't dare to take it out when I kept it in a jade box. Today, when I saw that Yumeng Naxue had been lamenting her flower-like face, and actually printed a few shallow fingerprints and sighed and wanted to shed tears, Ye Fan's heart to protect flowers was vigorous, and he gritted his teeth and decided to use this pill to try.

In my heart, I was begging the Bodhisattva to protect the knot, don't disfigure Yumeng Naxue, then I really can't be a man.

However, Ye Fan also has eight layers to grasp this "Harem Jade Yan Pill." It doesn't ruin people's faces. Because he once smeared it on a monkey's face.

Of course, the monkey whose face was covered with macular spots and pimples was also eaten by a middle-aged man who sold the Communist Party of China.

After Ye Fan promised to help the heavy profit, he gave his money-making monkey to be a white mouse.

After a few hours, the monkey was not disfigured, and it felt like the monkey's face had turned a little whiter. Of course, it's just a little bit, just a feeling. Whether it's true or not, only God knows.

However, there are fewer pimples and maculas on the monkey's face, indicating that this medicine still has a little effect.

At that time, the Jianghu artist who was playing monkey rolled his eyes and said in his heart: "What kind of broken pill is so magical, if you can buy some monkeys for us to make a special monkey with a face as white as snow, then this monkey will be really valuable." If you want to sell some bullshit plasters in the future, you can prove it with this monkey face, isn't it easier to cheat the girls out of their money? It's sent! ”

Yu Xiang Ye Fan proposed to buy it, but when Ye Fan stretched out his thumb, he said that this medicine contains decades of mountain ginseng, Shou Wu, Seven Star Begonia, and Jade Lotus Root.

It means that the cost of this pill has cost more than 1,000 yuan. I almost scared the monkey man out on the spot.

It was so bad that Ye Fan also pasted a frightening medicine such as a brother's eight treasures and frightening the wind to him, so that the matter could be settled.

Thinking about this commotion, Ye Fan still wanted to laugh, since the monkey face was fine, the human face should also be fine.

However, there are still some differences between humans and monkeys, according to scientists, they are different in everything, so this Dongdong pill that has not been clinically verified Ye Fan has no bottom in his heart, and he is still a little apprehensive.

With this in mind, Ye Fan went to Ziyun Restaurant, ho! It's really lively, and a few guys haven't slept at all.

Lu Wei, Qi Tian, Zhou Junyi, Yu Feifei and others are playing fifty in full swing, and if they lose, they will stick stickers. Lu Wei and Yu Feifei already had several beards on their faces.

Even Chu Yunyi, who was cooperating with Yu Feifei on the side, was unlucky enough to put on a few paper mustaches, only Qi Tian was slightly better, and there were only three paper mustaches.

Zhou Junyi has long become an old man with a blank sheet of paper, and several people are very happy. Ye Fan glanced at it a few times and quietly arrived at Yumeng Naxue's room.

"Naxue, you open the door, I'm Ye Fan, I have something to do with you." Ye Fan said softly by the door, feeling that he was a bit of a thief.

Xin said: "It's weird! I'm just a bright light to treat the Yumeng Naxue girl, how can I have the absurd feeling of cheating. ”

"Hmmm! It's Brother Ye who is here, I'll open the door for you. ”

Yumeng Shanxue didn't actually sleep, but she was frightened just now, and there were still some Ye Tom Ye Tom jumping in her heart, and another felt aggrieved. I've been worried about the shallow fingers on my face.

You must know that Yumeng Yuxue is only an old age, and she is still a pure girl who doesn't understand anything. I attach great importance to my appearance, which is especially important to the girls of the conservatory.

Yumeng Wild Snow plays a good piano, and I heard that I have been learning since I was a child. And he is also a member of the dance class, and his voice is particularly good.

If you have the opportunity to be on stage in the future, that face is really important. None of the audience likes a few ugly girls dancing around on stage.

Wang opened the door and looked at a pale yellow loose nightgown, long hair draped over his head like a waterfall, the firm breasts on his chest were still trembling slightly, and the neck was snow-white and tender like a three-year-old baby.

Ye Fan's heart trembled again, as if there was a voice shouting in the depths of his soul. A pampered temperament suddenly lingered in my heart.

Involuntarily, he stretched out his hand gently, and stroked the finger marks on Yumeng Yuxue's face, as light as a feather.

Yumeng Shanxue really couldn't imagine that her classmate Ye Ziyi's brother would be so bold, and Shiji felt a little colored, and he was a little stunned for a while.

In the blink of an eye, he came back to his senses, and his face suddenly climbed into a flush. Turned his face away, not wanting Ye Fan to touch it again. However, Ye Fan had already let go of his hand knowingly, and the absurd act just now was just an instinct of distressed temperament that he inadvertently attacked.

Seeing Yumeng Yuxue's appearance, she knew that she was unwilling, but she didn't throw her face to show herself as a courtesy.

A little wryly smiled: "Yuxue, I saw you as a sister just now, and I ask for your forgiveness for being a little rude." ”

"Is there anything wrong with you at this late hour? I, I want to rest. Yumeng Yuxue was the main ancestor, and hesitated for a moment, thinking that Ye Fan had some bad intentions for him, so he euphemistically proposed to rest, but in fact, he gave an eviction order.

"Huh! I used to talk to an old Chinese medicine practitioner and went back to make a pill, and I didn't need to cover your face for two hours, and the fingerprints on your face completely faded and there was no trace at all. ”

Ye Fan took out the jade box, and when he opened it, a black pill the size of a ping-pong ball was revealed. It looks really unremarkable, even a little ugly.

"W-is this going to work? I,,I'm a little

Yumeng Naxue obviously didn't believe in this black broken pill, it was too ugly, it was a bit like a filthy ball, and it was disgusting.

"What? Don't believe it. I'm Ziyi's brother, and no matter how much I say it, I won't hurt you. To tell you the truth, this pill should be mixed with water, fully fused, ground into a thin paste, and then applied to your face.

This coating is still a bit particular, and cotton fiber cannot be used. I need to personally apply the medicine to your hands with the palm of my hand, and then apply it to your face and slowly apply it. Ye Fan said very sincerely. ,If you want to know what's going on,Please log in to the muscle call,More chapters,Support the author,Support genuine reading!