1

I am a God, a God above all living beings. I am everywhere, I know everything, I have an infinite amount of divine power to cleave space, immortality, control everything. All the people of the world worship me every day. But I'm tired of this endless life. No edges, no boundaries. So, I decided that I wanted to be a human being, a mortal person who lived an ordinary life.

So, I came to the underworld and found the god of the underworld, who was sitting and saw me coming, and his eyes bulged out in an instant. A mouthful of blood spurted out of the mouthful.

I laughed, "Why are you vomiting blood." ”

He wiped his sleeve to his mouth, "I'm so scared by your appearance, I'm empty." ”

Looking at his triumphant appearance, my temper couldn't help but release.

So, I beat him all over the ground and looked for teeth, and he begged for mercy, saying, "I'm wrong, I'm wrong." ”

I said, "Do you know what I'm doing here today?"

He said, I don't know

I beat him up again, and I said I had been in a bad mood lately.

He snarled at me with his bloated eyes, as if ten thousand grass and mud horses were galloping by.

"I want to be human," I said lightly.

He gave me a blank look, "You can only think about it." ”

2

At my request by force, he finally agreed to ask me to try reincarnation, I came to the tunnel, just wanted to jump, but he stopped me, he said solemnly: "Maybe the system will go wrong." "I thought he was here again to prevaricate me and not let me go to the world.

"You don't have to worry about it. "I'm a little angry, he'll do whatever I do. It is simply a serious violation of the right to privacy of the air.

I closed my eyes and jumped down, haha, I was happy in my heart, I can finally go to the world to try the happiness of being an ordinary person. Suddenly, I heard an uninhibited voice in my ears: "Target, Gaojiazhuang." ”

Well, Gaojiazhuang. Good name. This reincarnation system gives me a pretty good setting. I closed my eyes. A wave of tiredness came well. I fell asleep.

3

When I woke up again, the houses around me had grown taller. A fishy stench, and a soft stuff kept stuffing into my mouth. I opened my eyes and looked, me, how did Lao Tzu become a pig?

Did that guy from the god of the underworld turn me into this? In his heart, he silently cursed the guy who killed a thousand knives. While looking around, there were dozens of pairs of pig eyes staring at me.

I panicked, afraid that my white body would be ruined by the beast in front of me. They just stared at me, and I stared at them. One of the black-haired boars walked up to me and looked at me carefully. Suddenly, he raised his head to the sky and said, "Today, a descendant of the pig god finally appeared in my pig clan. The time for the rise of my pig clan is coming!" After saying 'plop', he climbed down, I think this should be the five-body throw in the pig. When the pigs saw the black boar like this, they did the same. I don't want to, but I'm already the most noble pig in the pen.

4

I used to be a god and enjoyed the worship of all the people in the world. I still enjoy the worship of pigs, and I hate this life of being fed. I was very reluctant, but I had no choice but to hit my head on the railing, but I failed. The reason is that my biological mother desperately stopped me, "Child, you will be the idol of our group in the future, why are you still loveless?"

I want to be a mortal and I can't do it, I want to die and I can't. Hey—so be it. Honestly live the life of a pig.

5

A few months after the ordinary days, a group of people came to the pigsty and pointed at me, and finally picked me up. This kind of death is really too wretched, and it is possible for the gods of the underworld to know and make fun of me for tens of thousands of years. Phew, stinky guy wait for me to go back and clean you up first, and then reincarnate as an ordinary person.

6

It wasn't as bloody as I imagined, I was just carried into a big yard and into a big room. The room was very comfortable and smelled good everywhere. I looked around, and a face suddenly appeared in front of me, and I almost fell.

The face was white, and under the willow eyebrows were a pair of eyes that were both familiar and unfamiliar—eyes that shimmered with light purple and deep. It almost drowned me. With a jade ring on his slender left index finger, he gently lifted me up, his eyes staring into mine. Finally, he burst out laughing, "Sure enough, it's you."

He was with me all day long, chatting with me and telling jokes, but unfortunately I could understand his language but could not speak like him.

7

Later, I heard the girl who served him say that he was the son of the owner of Gao Laozhuang, that is, the young master of Gao Laozhuang, and he had problems with his brain since he was a child, and he pointed to the sky in the small garden of his home all day long, "Why don't you come yet?"

8

It wasn't until the day I arrived that he finally fell unconscious on the stone steps of the garden, and it wasn't until three months later that he came to his senses, and the first thing he did when he woke up was to have me washed and carried into his bedroom.

9

His name was Gao Mingtian, and he gave me a name called Bichi, and he smiled happily, and so did I. However, I always thought that the name was weird to me.

Damn, this guy is very slippery in learning the culture of the western realm.

10

One day, he took me for a walk in the garden, and he broke off a branch of flower and stuck it in my nose, and my nose was itchy, and my face was very hot, and I thought I was in love, a man and a pig. How can a pig fall in love with a man?" I scolded.

But he didn't understand, and it was still the same.

11

Later, I found out that I was wrong, Gao Laozhuang was very supportive of him and my love from top to bottom, and even Zhuang Min gave me a bundle of green onions one day, saying that it was for elephant use. I ate carrots and drank polenta. Sweet and delicious.

12

I'm about to get married, and this young man named Gao Mingtian, on the wedding night, a group of thieves broke into Gao Laozhuang, killed people and set fire, and Gao Laozhuang turned into white ground overnight. Gao Shentian is missing, and I have been robbed by these bandits.

13

The thieves wanted to make me a whole roasted pig, and I was worried about the safety of Gao Shentian, and when I was tied up, I couldn't stop humming: "Be careful that Lao Tzu will kill you all when he goes back", but how can they understand the language of a pig? The knife has been sharpened, and I have been tied into a twisted flower. When my soul is in its place, I will wipe out your entire mountain with a snap of my fingers!

14

Boom - after the loud sound of the landslide and the ground cracked, the mountain cracked, but it wasn't me who snapped my fingers, because I wasn't dead yet. An instantaneous sense of death filled the entire cave, and where the black-clothed man passed, the cold light accompanied the blood splashed. In a short time, the bandits had turned into mutilated bodies on the ground.

The man in black picked me up, and I arched the hat that covered his face with my nose.

15

No, he's not a high god! There is an aura in his eyes, a rage that doesn't belong to human beings! He seems to have noticed that something is wrong with him. smiled, "I am indeed not a high god, he found me, willing to exchange his body for strength, and now his body belongs to me." ”

I snorted and asked, "Who are you?"

He smiled wickedly, "The fox spirit who lives in the mountain behind Gao Laozhuang." ”

15

I begged the vixen to release Gao Shentian's body, but he said, "You will not be qualified to talk to me until your pig has been cultivated into a human form." "So I practiced hard, but the effect was not obvious, and the fox spirit would go to the market every day to sell some vegetables to increase my nutrition. But I swear I won't eat anything made of vixens, I'm going to be a pig with a backbone.

16

The vixen took the chicken leg and said to me, "If you like to eat it, you don't want to eat it." After saying that, he took out a chicken leg and ate it happily. Eat with a mouth full of oil.

Ah, it doesn't matter if you're spineless or not, the most important thing is to quickly cultivate and get rid of this nasty guy in front of you, right? I bit a carrot and secretly put it in my mouth.

17

Finally, one day I cultivated into a human form and became a real pig demon. I told the vixen to release the soul of the High Underworld, and he smiled and said, "If you beat me, you can get a complete High Immortal." ”

"Stinky fox!" I cursed, swinging my fist at the vixen, who neither dodged nor fought back, allowing my fist to slam into his chest.

"You punched me in the chest with your little fist?" he asked.

When I saw that he didn't have anything to do, I said angrily, "Yes, I'm just punching you in the chest with my little fist."

18

He laughed, and he said that with my little fist, I kept hammering him in the chest, and it would take more than a thousand years to hammer him to death.

Fox: "When I die." ”

This is really a cheap fox.

When is it more than a thousand years?' I asked.

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A goblin has a lifespan of only a thousand years, while a vixen says he lived for two thousand years, and he says he lives for another elf. I asked him if he was another fox, and he said, no, it's a pig demon. Did the pig and the fox have any results? I was thinking about it when suddenly there was a shouting and killing sound outside.

20

Outside is a group of youkai who have come to find the vixen. Saying that the vixen owed them a favor, the vixen smiled and said, "Who is to blame if you can't hold this?"

"Even if they can't hold it, it's you, the fox," I said.

"Who are you?" the demons asked me.

Belch......

"She's my object," the fox smiled at me.

Now I know that vixens can seduce not only females but also males.

The vixen is really powerful!

21

The demons seemed to have an old affection for the merry vixen, so they demolished his fox den, and each elf threatened him with the same words, "Go to my house tonight or sleep on the street!"

22

"Okay!" the vixen agreed, "but," the fox paused for a moment, "you are so many demons, how can you divide me?"

Fairies, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to do.

Suddenly, the snake spirit whipped the cat demon around him with one tail, and the tiger spirit pressed the ostrich spirit head and one paw into the soil.

......

When the demons were fighting, the vixen took my hand and slipped away quickly.

23

The two of us ran a long way and found a forest to rest.

I asked, "Why are you running, aren't you pretty good?"

"You need to use your fists and feet to deal with their kind of goblins, just use your brains. Where are you pig demons. I know how to arch my mouth with a pig. The vixen said.

I was so angry that I wanted to hit my head to death, and then after the original god returned to his place, I pointed and destroyed this stinky fox. Then, settle accounts with the god of the underworld, and then reincarnate again, this time you must be a man. My ears were suddenly twisted by the fox, and I begged for mercy in pain: "I'm the wrong bird, I'm the wrong bird." ”

24

The fox said, "You can't die"

I asked, "Why?"

Vixen: "I want you to be my object." ”

Me: "Hehe, you must be mistaken. I'm a pig. ”

Vixen: "I must have been mistaken to take you for my object." Actually, we ......"

Me: "Between it is simply impossible. Because you're not human,"

"Then you're not human!"

I looked at the sky and muttered, "Soon I will become a god, and then a man." ”

25

"What did you say?" asked the fox, not hearing me clearly.

"It's nothing, let's find a place to sleep first. I said.

"I know a good place to sleep. The vixen said.

Me: "Where?"

Vixen: "Keep it a secret now, you'll find out in a moment." ”

26

Wutai Mountain, really a good place, the scenery is beautiful, there is a group of monks chanting the scriptures, the aura here is unique, it is really a good place for cultivation. Damn, why does it still smell like meat? Just now the vixen said that he was going out to do something, but it turned out that he was stealing food. Hmph! See if I don't catch the current.

27

I slowly approached the smell of meat, and saw a few yellow-robed monks sneakily eating something around a pot. It's blasphemy for monks to eat meat here, and those in the West Heaven don't come down to see what kind of disciples they teach. You don't care about me, I'll do it!

I am a pig demon with a sense of justice, and if I can move my mouth in this matter, I will naturally not do it, and if I can play yin, I will naturally not use yang schemes. I'm going to tell the abbot here and ask them to clean them up. Yes, a small report will give you nowhere to run.

28

The meditation room was very quiet, as if a leaf was falling, and you could hear it. I came to the meditation room and turned into a human form, 'Master, your disciple is stealing food!'

"Oh, is it?" the abbot turned his head slowly, and there was a bloody human head in his hand, which had been gnawed beyond recognition. The corners of the abbot's mouth were covered with blood.

"Murder!" I shouted and ran out of the courtyard, only to be stopped by a couple of sharp-toothed green-faced monks. They laughed, "We have new food again, and we're still a pig demon." ”

28

They are zombies, zombies who are not among the six realms of reincarnation according to legend. They feed on flesh and blood, and when they cultivate to a certain level, they can also devour the sky and kill dragons. They are the enemies of the six realms. In the early years, it was sealed by the great god Nuwa with infinite divine power, and since then, the six realms of living beings have been peaceful for an unknown number of years until today.

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A bunch of zombie monks surrounded me, trying to eat me with their teeth and claws, hum! What kind of unit are you, you dare to make a mistake in front of me! I turned into my original form and flew away with a nose arched over the zombies in front of me. One tail cut a zombie that tried to sneak up on me in two. But it's still squirming back and forth.

There were more and more zombies, and just when I couldn't hold on, nine huge purple rays of light were like giant pythons, and everywhere I passed, the zombie whimper sounded. It's the High Stygian. Oh, it's not that the vixen's nine tails have all appeared.

30

The strange thing is that where the vixen's purple tail passes, the zombies have turned into a puddle of black water. "Good, good, put down the butcher's tail, and become a Buddha on the ground. The abbot walked out slowly, and the red robe had been transformed into a crimson robe. His face was pale, and he looked at us both deadly.

"Are you alright? The vixen ignored the zombie abbot and asked me apologetically.

"Something, I want to eat. ”

"What do you want to eat, fried carrots, corn buns?"

......

The zombie abbot who was ignored on the side finally couldn't stand it anymore, "Eat (let's die)!"

Suddenly, he lunged at us, purple light flew up, and a scream came out.

The vixen fell to the ground, his body was stained with blood, and his nine tails were torn off!

The abbot zombie smiled, "Do you know who this seat is?"

I shook my head in horror.

He put a pair of bloodstained claws behind his back and said lightly: "My name is Jiangchen." Or maybe it's better to call me 'roar'. ”

31

My heart was shocked, the seal left by the great god of Nuwa back then had been completely lifted, and the ancestor of zombies, the source of all beasts, had come out. It can steal the sky and change the day in an instant, and the job of flying and killing dragons is not a problem at all.

"Now you're left ,—— god of the heavens. As soon as I raised my hand, an invisible pressure instantly came like a mountain, even if I recovered my true body, I was no match for him.

At this moment, the fox stood up tremblingly and looked at me, "It's okay, eight"

This is a title only known to the gods of the underworld, his name is Lao Qi, and my name is Lao Eight.

32

It turns out that the vixen, or Gao Tian, is the god of the underworld, and he has always been by my side.

"Yo, god of the underworld, how can you live? I thought you were hanging, and after you recover your true body, you will settle accounts with me. ”

"Don't hurt her. The fox roared loudly.

"Could it be that the reincarnation tunnel system was broken, causing problems with her divine soul union? I know that as long as she dies in the mortal world, she is truly dead. So you came to her despite Nuwa's ban. Roared.

"What nonsense?"

"After I eat your flesh and blood, even Nuwa will not be my opponent!"

As soon as the roar's words fell, a colorful glow fell from the sky, covering the roar. The roar was immediately coaxed, "Sister Nuwa, I was wrong." ”

A huge figure appeared in the sky, it was the god Nuwa.

"You're still naughty. A voice passed through the figure. "Not this time, though. ”

The roar suddenly turned into countless black shadows and dispersed in all directions. ”

Unexpectedly, it turned its soul into thousands of thousands. Now the world is in trouble. ”

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Nuwa punished the eighth child to carry out the mission, and I don't know how many years before she could come back, and the task of the seventh child is to collect all the remnants of the world and eliminate all evil.

"It's not your responsibility to do this. Xiao Qi didn't guard it well, which caused Roar to break through the seal. Nuwa said.

"When will he come back?" I looked down at the world, and I had returned to heaven with the help of Nuwa.

"A long, long time"

"I want to be with him. I said.

Nuwa was silent for a long time, and sighed, "Well, now that one person is completely unable to manage these sentient beings, it's time to talk to those three old guys about the god list." ”

I became the sun and the moon. Every moment through the clouds, looking for that stupid old seven.

Until that white cloth ascended to the clouds in the Nine Heavens Thunder, and dispersed the celestial man who was guarding the door with a sword......

I know he's not the guy I'm looking for.