There is nothing more exciting in the world than a cure. How many people die every year in the world because of disease! Except for the millions of people who were hung up by accidents, the rest are all sick and dead, even if it is the so-called "old death".

Everything has two sides, and the same is true for all diseases in the human body.

If people are saved, the pressure on the earth will be great! If the end of the world does not "come as scheduled", then a population explosion will inevitably be staged, and the initiator is Li Erdan.

This exciting report will last until two o'clock in the afternoon, and the ghost knows how Li Erdan has so much to say, and he can't stop as soon as he opens it, and his spit flies sideways, as if he chewed Xuanmai.

Everyone listened to the report on a hungry stomach, and only a few people left the venue in the middle of the meeting, but many people rushed over in the middle of the meeting.

From this, we have reason to think that Li Erdan's report will be a success, an unprecedented success. Although he is suspected of braggart and preaching.

Erdan closed the conversation, this report meeting is not really over, because Principal Deng will give him a certificate of honor called beast.

Honorary professors are usually honorary titles awarded by colleges and universities to scholars who have made outstanding contributions to the academic community. An honorary professor is just an honor, and the recipient is not required to perform his or her duties after receiving the title, even if he or she never visits the school that awarded the certificate again in his or her lifetime.

The moment of awarding the certificate was a bit exciting! At least Comrade Li Erdan was a little excited.

Honor is called a beast, it is also called a beast, and it also has some gold content. Li Erdan didn't graduate from elementary school, and he never dreamed that he would become a beast one day.

Where do you want to get Erdan, his various beast certificates have changed from one to more than a dozen after two years, in addition to the beast certificate and the doctor's certificate, Shenma's honorary doctorate, honorary doctorate, all issued by various universities, domestic and foreign. Basically, when Erdan goes to a university to give a speech, the school will issue him a certificate, or a beast, or a doctorate, or a master's degree, or a bachelor's degree.

The fierce life never needs to be explained, and since then, Li Erdan has settled on the somewhat insulting but praiseworthy title of "Beast from the Stars".

"Based on Li Erdan's outstanding contributions to medicine, I now announce that Jiangdong Medical University has awarded Li Erdan the title of Honorary Professor." Principal Deng Tao held the microphone and said loudly to the teachers and students in the audience.

Immediately afterwards, a hostess handed over the honorary beast certificate to Principal Deng Tao. Principal Deng Tao opened the certificate and threw a corner of each with the two eggs.

The flashing lights came on, applause rang out, and cheers from mischievous students.

Li Erdan's hands trembled with excitement, he had lived for more than 20 years, and finally he had a diploma, and he was still a beast.

It's not easy, it's not easy. From now on, Li Erdan is no longer a dropout with no primary school education, but, rather, a primary school dropout.

When President Deng Tao announced the successful conclusion of the report meeting, the report meeting was truly over. Next, the second egg can't go back, and he has to go to the banquet, that is, to eat.

The school cafeteria has prepared dishes that I can't say how delicious they are, but they will definitely fill your stomach.

In an uproar, a large number of students rushed to the podium to take a photo with Li Zhaomeng, and Erdan's stomach was hungry for a while.

Before three o'clock, the group photo ended. After that, I ate for an hour, and it wasn't until about four o'clock that Erdan and Xiaoqing left Jiangdong Medical University. Before leaving, Principal Deng gave Erdan a red envelope, which was really not much, only 100,000.

Picking the door, it's too picky.

No matter how poor any university is, there are tens of millions, hundreds of millions, of funds. Jiangdong Medical University, as a top university, has its own affiliated hospital, and the funding is as much as 12 billion.

Principal Deng, is it a little too little for 100,000 yuan? Ask yourself, is this report by Li Calling Beast worth a million?

Who, Dr. Picard from France, who used to carry the handle in the vegetative world, came here to make a report, and you gave a million to people all at once, okay?

Could it really be that foreign monks chant sutras?

Well, the title of Honor Beast is worth some money, and the certificate also costs money. If you deduct 500,000 more, at least 500,000 will be handed over to Erdan! It really can't be less.

Strongly Jianyì Li Erdan will never go to Jiangdong Medical University to give a report again. With so little money, who the is giving you a report!

"Li Erdan, oh no, it should be called Li called a beast. I have 100,000 yuan in my hand, which is your reward for this report. I hope you'll come to our school more often. With any new discoveries and new achievements, you can make a report! But you have the money to take it. ”

100,000 yuan, Principal Deng died of pain.

After grinding his mouth for a few hours, he can earn 100,000 yuan, and this money is too easy for Li Erdan's dead boy, so he should really be allowed to talk for three days and three nights.

"Principal Deng, you are so polite, too polite, I can come to your school to make a report, this is my supreme honor! I will never take this money. I think the money for the school should be spent wisely. 100,000 yuan is not a small amount, how much equipment can be bought for the school! ”

Erdan said this on his lips, but he was contemptuous for a while! Ya, Lao Tzu's mouth is about to wear out, so he only gave 100,000 yuan, and if he doesn't come in the future, he won't come to give money.

"That's not going to work, you have to take the money. Otherwise, your Dean Wang will definitely call me stingy. Besides, the money was given to you in the name of the school, not mine. I can't personally come up with that much money! ”

"I received your wishes, but I will never ask for this money."

After saying a word, flash people, hurry up.

In the end, Erdan only left with the certificate of honor calling the beast.

saved 100,000 yuan, and Principal Deng is also happy! Think about every time you ask the brick family to call the beast to make a report, there are not tens of thousands of people who don't want to come at all, round-trip air ticket reimbursement, good food, good drink, good accommodation, nasty ghosts and want to find a lady to sleep with.

When Erdan was driving and Xiaoqing were still on their way back, his earth-shattering words at the report meeting had gone crazy on the Internet, and major media scrambled to reprint them and put them in the headlines.

It's normal to make headlines once or twice, but it's a bit too much to make headlines three times, four times, or five times, and N headlines in a row! You took the headlines, how can you make entertainment stars embarrassed? How can the official ape be embarrassed?

While Li Erdan gained N more fans, he was also hated by many people.

The First Hospital of Jiangdong City, Erdan and Xiaoqing came here. Erdan wants to talk to Dean Wang and brag about the success of this report meeting. Xiaoqing is purely for fun.