Rock?

Ji Moli's sexy thin lips twitched slightly, obviously he didn't understand what rock music was, but as soon as she finished asking, his mind sounded very abruptly and clearly in that quiet, terrifying! The night that he recalls in his life and still feels terrible is the song in which it resembles the slaughter of a pig......

- "If you die, you have to love, if you don't drip, you won't be happy!" How deep the feelings are, only in this way is it enough to confess that he is dead...... Love—"

Rock 'n' roll, yes, yes...... Is it a song like this?

Also, isn't Mr. used to address teachers and learned people, and why does she call herself that?

But soon, Ji Moli also realized that what Mr. is not Mr. is actually not the point! The point is...... That rock 'n' roll! The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and then a hazy and moving smile like a flower in the fog bloomed, and he politely refused: "It's still not necessary!" ”

"Well, no need? Have you already heard of it? The Taihuang asked while tapping on the bench indecently.

"Ahem...... His Royal Highness the Prince Regent coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment, and then hesitated, "I've heard about it, I've heard it!" ”

"Huh?" Although the facial features of this product are not as perfect as Jun Jinglan, not as delicate as Baili Jinchen, not as elegant as Chu Yuli, and not as cold and arrogant as Huangfu Xuan, but there is a kind of hazy mystery that no one can compare, with a fatal attraction.

But she is not a person who will be tempted by beauty, especially the person in front of her, who is still a slut who writes letters to slander her!

After approaching like this, she opened her mouth, smiled grimly, and then asked, "Heard?" What does it look like? Sing it to me? Then let's sing rock 'n' roll together! ”

Sing it out, and sing it together?!

What weird and bizarre tune you want him to sing? Ji Moli felt that this might be the biggest problem he had encountered in his life! However, it is true that this problem is so difficult to solve, he has to speak: "This king can't sing!" ”

"Can't sing! Then you have to learn! Come, lord, I'll teach you! As he spoke, he stepped on the bench with one foot, and the sticks in his hands were dangling on both sides, and he didn't have the consciousness that he was a pregnant woman and needed to be honest!

Ji Mo's thin lips twitched again, and finally he even said a little hesitantly: "No need, this king is not interested!" "Who wants to learn what rock 'n' roll?

"Not interested? There's no interest to cultivate! Tan Taihuang moved to him without saying anything, a teacher is going to start teaching you now, you are blessed today, and said, "First of all, let's popularize the knowledge of rock music!" Do you know what rock music is? First of all, let's talk about the origins of rock music, which was influenced and developed by R&B, Country and Dingbang Alley music, of which R&B is its main foundation......"

Then, she kept saying, Balabala, said a lot of things that Jimo didn't understand. What is Rhythm & Blues? Ding Bang Alley music is even more unheard of, but listening to it, it doesn't seem like he can accept it, no...... Bearable!

Taihuang took classes there seriously, and her attitude also made Chu Moyin fully realize one thing, she only knew that there was forced buying and selling when shopping, and today I learned that there was still forced teaching and forced learning when Lu Dao was teaching! It's a shame that her sweetheart is not Jimoli, otherwise I don't know what it would be like for Lu Dao to feel sorry for him at this time.

After patiently popularizing the basic knowledge of rock music to Jimoli, he began to make detailed annotations very dutifully: "But if you think that rock music is rock music alone, then you are very wrong!" It has many branches, and the main styles are: folk rock, art rock, psychedelic rock, ......"

And Balabala, said something that many people did not understand.

By the time she patiently explained the basics of rock music, Mo Li's whole head was already a little dazed! All that's left of my head is a few jumbled words...... Half an hour later, when he felt as if he had seen the end of the world, the Taihuang finally finished explaining thoroughly!

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he frowned at the indecent woman, raised the stick and put it on the dining table, pressed his arm on it, looked at him with a smile and said: "After listening to these explanations, you must be beginning to wonder now, since there are so many kinds of rock music, and it has so many amazing histories, there must be a few representative songs, and what are the tunes of those representative songs!" ”

Ji Moli almost said in a hurry: "No! Don't bother, this king has never had too serious curiosity! ”

"Dwarf oil! I know that you are actually embarrassed to trouble me to say such things, but I have lived here for nothing for several days, and I want to repay you, so don't be polite to me! "Tang Taihuang said, he has already put on a posture, it looks like he is about to start singing!

Ji Moli hurriedly refused: "No need, it is the king's honor to entertain you!" "If you really want to repay me, give up the weird idea that you're going to teach me to sing!

Taihuang waved his hand impatiently: "Oops! Don't be duplicitous, I know that you already hate my behavior of eating and living for nothing in your heart, just teach me! It's not interesting to be polite! "She's determined to sing!

After the "polite" Jimo sat down for a while, he filtered many countermeasures in his mind, such as throwing the woman in front of him out of the body or strangling him directly! But she is the empress of Mobei and the crown princess of Beiming, Chu Yuli is also very interesting to her, if she does this, it is equivalent to being an enemy of the Three Kingdoms! So you can't touch her......

As the master of the palace, he left the table while accompanying the guests to dinner, which obviously seriously violated the palace upbringing he had received for many years! So you can't get up and walk at this time.

The lady was about to sing, and it was very impolite and unmanly to plug her ears with something.

said that she wanted to pay tribute, and this woman would definitely stay here patiently, waiting for him to return and sing to him.

All kinds of methods can't work, the only thing to hand over Midnight Magic Lan is to give up singing, but he is reluctant! So, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent comforted himself in his heart, he didn't even know what rock music was, so it was better not to be too pessimistic, what if the song she was going to sing was not the "love when you die"?

Well, thinking about it like this, His Royal Highness the Regent instantly felt that infinite positive energy overflowed all over his body. Holding chopsticks very indifferently, he picked up the dishes and let the Taihuang sing! Constant self-hypnosis, nothing to do, nothing to do......

People who haven't seen the singing of the Taihuang are still a little looking forward to it, so many strange words, the song must be very interesting, right?

Chu Moyin also waited with a smile......

Then, I saw that the hair of the Taihuang was dashing, and he suddenly raised his voice, and roared at the top of his voice: "That's a magical Tianluye~!" ”

Jimo slipped away from his hand. The chopsticks slipped out of the fingers...... Chu Moyin also stiffened with a smile, trembled all over, slipped his buttocks, and almost fell down!

However, after the words of the Taihuang roared out, it seemed that he was stuck in his throat, and after smacking his eyes and looking at Jimo for a long time, he stepped forward apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, I sang it wrong!" This is not rock 'n' roll! ”

Ji Moli's complexion has tended to be blank, but in the end, this shout like a wolf howl is not rock! Yes, it's not rock 'n' roll, so he doesn't need to worry too much about it, because she's going to sing something else soon! Yes! He can withstand it!

He comforted himself like this, and reached out to take the new chopsticks in the hands of the people who didn't need to be instructed and would be sent intimately.

And the faces of the people below are also rushing tears. Where the hell did this crazy woman come from, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent actually tolerated her going crazy in the palace......

Zhan Taihuang looked very guilty, cleared his throat, looked at Jimo from this soil to death, and dared to sarcastically mock her fierce soil buns, with a blank look on his face, he deeply felt a roaring pleasure in his heart! Look at this slut and dare to ruin her reputation!

After a period of dark coolness, she continued: "Okay, I think about it, I will definitely not sing wrong at this time!" In order to get the most out of rock 'n' roll, I've decided to skip all the intros and outlogs and just sing the climax! ”

As soon as the words fell, before Mo Li could react, a wolf howl erupted in the entire Regent Palace: "I want a life that blooms - it's like flying in the vast sky!" It is like walking through the boundless wilderness, with the strength to break free from everything...... I want a life that blooms—"

She howled wolf at the top of her throat, and her face was red because of her indulgence in singing! And because his face was red, he was really excited in his heart, so the wooden stick in his hand knocked wildly on the table!

Chu Moyin and a group of subordinates, Qi Qi's face turned pale with fright, for fear that she would be overly excited and hit them on the heads of these unlucky people with a few sticks!

And Ji Moli, even though he had been mentally prepared for a long time, but at this moment, listening to the howl of pulling his neck, and looking at the plate on the table that was beaten by her, the whole person was already in a stiff state, and his face appeared blue-gray! There was still a terrible singing voice in my ears.

In his opinion, at this moment, the Tangtai Phoenix is alive like a tenacious duck that has been wiped off its neck and is still singing with life!

A fighting duck who can knock on the table, to be exact!

When her blooming life was finished, that is, Moli and the audience had not had time to be happy and had been relieved, and they heard her roar again: "If you want to stay, you can't stay is the loneliest-lonely!" Before I finished speaking, I was gentle and only left to leave the song, and I ...... a second before my heart was broken."

A second before her heart broke, their hearts had already broken into petals! The next people are all wiping their tears, they just miss their relatives, and they miss their relatives every festival, so what is the festival today?

Ji Moli also has the urge to find a corner to shed tears......

Just as he was numb and stiff, waiting for her to finish singing the song, she suddenly paused and turned her head to look at them: "Uh, did I just sing the wrong word?" ”

Did you sing the wrong words? The ghost knows that you sang the wrong words......

Has anyone here heard the song beforehand?

When she asked, no one answered, she pulled her neck again, and then roared: "The free world in my heart is so clear and lofty!" Blooming and never withering, blue lotus—"

The crowd stiffened, could they cover their ears?

The sound of this song is relatively low, especially compared to the songs she sang before, this song can be said to be heavenly! But in the end, she blushed again, blushing and her neck was thick, "Ah-"

"Ah-" Yutai Huang has taken out all the strength to eat milk at this time, "Ah", she can't be mad today, she won't live!

"Ah" halfway, suddenly someone came in quickly to report: "His Royal Highness the Regent, the Eastern Jin Dynasty National Teacher is here!" ”

As soon as these words fell, Ji Moli remained steady, and a group of people in the room shed tears and drove rockets out of the room: "Ah, Lord Wang! The little ones will go to greet the Eastern Jin Dynasty National Teacher on your behalf! ”

Although the prince didn't give orders, they would probably be punished if they ran out like this! But—even to be put to death, it's better than to continue listening to songs here!

Ji Moli is also very empathetic and understands his subordinates very well, so he is not ready to deal with them. Standing up, he tried his best to maintain his gentlemanly demeanor, and said: "This king will go out of Lu first to meet the Eastern Jin Dynasty national teacher, and the two of them will be at their own convenience!" ”

Laughing speechless?

What is he doing here?

Jimo went out very calmly, took three forks along the way, and accidentally kicked several potted plants, obviously being destroyed by the Taihuang, so that his head was a little unclear at this time, so he stumbled when he walked!

Jimo left the city, and Taihuang naturally stopped singing, but she didn't forget to say to Jimoli's back: "Lord Wang, I didn't teach you today, I'll teach you another day when I have the chance!" ”

Jimo slipped off his feet......

The bitter Jimo left, and before he got the Midnight Demon Orchid, it was impossible for Xiao Wuyu to give her Jia Ye Sulfone, so it didn't make a difference whether he saw Xiao Wulan or not now, then it would be gone! Throwing the stick in his hand to the side, he dragged Chu Moyin and left: "Let's go, it's not early, let's go back to sleep!" ”

Chu Moyin's whole person was still silent in the terrifying singing, so that the hand that was grabbed by the Taihuang was still trembling slightly.

The two arrived in the backyard and went back to their rooms, and after Nangong Jin expressed his concern for his future godson, Yutaihuang entered the house and closed the door.

It's already the third day, and the evil is gone, barely half of the breath, and the remaining half of the breath has a chance to come out again! took out the yellow bag given by Jun Jinglan, opened it, unfolded the note on it and looked at it, and only one sentence was written on it: Let Chu Moyin return to China immediately, and after she leaves tomorrow, you will find Jimo to play chess and lose to him!

At this moment, Yutai Huang was stunned and didn't understand it at all! Finding Jimo to play chess is already self-inflicted, knowing that Lu Dao will lose, but also making a special trip to lose, isn't this a brain problem?

I was really curious, and I couldn't help but open the third tip......

……

Outside the gate of the Southern Qi Kingdom, under the cloister, is a lake. The lotus flower is in full bloom, and a small boat floats on it.

Two men are standing on the boat at the moment playing against each other.

A person with a silver crown and a silver crown tied his hair, a lilac robe dragged on the luxurious carpet, like a puff of thin smoke, a little cinnabar between the eyebrows, the complexion is rippling, noble and lofty, and not to be profaned. Opposite him was a man in a snow-white brocade robe, cold and arrogant, like the moon of nine days.

It was the prince who complained about pulling grass not long ago, and Baili Jinchen, who was almost driven crazy by his own mother, and finally got rid of those two women.

Baili Jinchen's thin voice, without any emotion, asked lightly: "Three tips, if I am not wrong." The first is winding. The second is to play against each other and lose. What should the third one be? ”

When the prince heard this, he left a son leisurely, his red lips were slightly hooked, and he smiled lazily: "From entanglement to losing, you can delay time, and it is also gradual, which makes Ji Moli feel that we have nothing to do, so the third trick after the most is to gamble!" Nanqi and Jimoxi are his only weaknesses, and this weakness is deadly enough. Five days have dragged on, and it is time for Chu Yuli to straighten out the internal affairs and send troops to help! ”

As soon as he said this, Baili Jinchen also understood all kinds of details, but he couldn't help but ask lightly: "If Ji Moli had already noticed ...... in advance?" "It's impossible for Ji Moli not to know the way, his opponent at the moment is not Tang Taihuang, but Jun Jinglan, so he shouldn't simply think about this problem.

Jun was shocked when he heard this, he raised his lips nonchalantly, the cinnabar between his eyebrows was like a cherry, and there was a smile in his words: "He will notice it, but he will not stop it." Because of this matter, he also wanted to know the answer! ”

"Jimo should have guessed the answer a long time ago." Baili Jinchen said lightly, and also left a son.

"He can naturally guess, but he doesn't want to face it!" Now, it's just to help him face it. Even if Mo leaves himself, it should also be in the midst of contradictions, and I am happy to see it!

Baili Jinchen paused for a while, and suddenly said: "With her temperament, I'm afraid she will open the third bag today." ”

When he talked about the Taihuang, the prince's smile made people look more naturally comfortable, and he no longer felt so unfathomable or even terrifying, he smiled slowly: "She naturally can't help it, she originally gave her three tips, but she didn't say it directly, it just reassured her." Since she couldn't help but take it apart, if she could feel more confident, it wouldn't be fine! ”

At this point, Baili Jinchen must admit that he is right. Directly said the plan, when the Taihuang went, I am afraid that I still had doubts, but the tips that were gradually opened one by one were different. I will only feel that I have something to rely on, and I will definitely feel more at ease.

After Baili Jinchen understood the doubts in his heart, he quietly waited for him to fall, and after waiting for a long time, he found that the noble, powerful and wise prince was in the ...... again Distracted.

He sighed slightly: "It's your turn." ”

After reminding him, the prince came back to his senses, raised his head slightly, and had a faint smile on his cold face: "Jinchen, you say, is she pregnant with a son or a daughter?" If so, what is the son's name? If it's a daughter, what should she call it? ”

Baili Jinchen was speechless and shouted softly: "Brother." ”

The prince raised his eyebrows, lowered his head to look at the chess game, and fell. Lazily replied, "Huh? ”

Baili Jinchen: "You've asked this question three times. ”

The prince's hand shook......

……

After reading the content of the red bag, he was shocked and shocked for a while, and of course he didn't forget to sigh at the demon's mind, which is really black and powerful, covering everything! was about to burn it, but inadvertently saw a line of words behind it, and looked at it: Zhilu Dao You can't help but open it, little fox, remember to miss you!

Insolent and domineering, unpredictable and prophetic. Yutaihuang couldn't help but hook his lips and smile, and his heart was a little sweet.

After dealing with these things, he instructed his subordinates to prepare things for bathing. Then go back to bed and go to sleep, of course, before going to bed, I didn't forget to inform Chu Moyin to leave quickly. She almost forgot that Chu Yuli sent troops a few days later, and it was not safe for Chu Moyin to stay here.

Chu Moyin listened to her instructions, and just smiled and said, "Don't worry about me, the imperial brother has already ordered me to leave tomorrow at the latest!" "If she had known that she was going to sing that nightmarish song tonight, she would have left yesterday!

So, everyone slept peacefully, but those who listened to the song of the Huangtai were very uneasy in their dreams today! Before he got up the next day, Chu Moyin had already left first, and Ji Moli sent away his fiancée, and the whole person was a lot more relaxed.

And Yutaihuang got up early in the morning, washed up and went to prepare to find Jimo to bring humiliation on himself! Play chess!

As soon as I opened the door, I saw the flying white corners, and the fairy-like national teacher was standing at the door waiting for her. It's the air of the guest star, and he still wants to take away the brilliance of the main star, it seems that someone has a ghost in his heart, lives in other people's land, and wants to calculate people! ”

Xiao was speechless and laughing, but Yutai Huang could see that his smile was not up to the bottom of his eyes!

She raised her eyes to look at him, put her hands around her chest, and asked in a not friendly manner, "Do you know that I want to calculate him?" I think if I go to him to play chess today, and I lose and don't leave, he will probably be able to guess what I want to do! Just laughing and speechless, will you care about this idle matter? ”

Xiao smiled speechlessly, withdrew his hand, and said almost seriously: "His business, for me, can't be idle!" Anyone who wants to hurt him must also step on the corpse of his own division! It's just that this is the only thing, the national teacher won't care, even if you do it, the national teacher is here, it's just to accompany him to face it! ”

"Hmmm! If you don't care, I'll rest assured! He nodded.

laughed speechlessly to express his attitude, then turned around, walked first, and walked a few steps, the Taihuang who was leaving the room in Jimo, suddenly called him: "Laughing speechless? ”

The national teacher's eyebrows jumped, and his intuition was that she had nothing good to say, so he quickened his pace.

But her annoying voice still came—

"Through your words, I have seen the love between you, and between men and men...... The story that has to be told! ”

"Bang!" The national teacher slipped under his feet and fell a dog eating......

------Off topic------

Brother Shan stood on the high platform and bowed and thanked: Xie Lu, thank you for yesterday's diamonds, flowers, and monthly passes, you are my little apple, how can you love ......

The mountain fans interrupted: You already sang this song last time!

Brother Shan blinked: Then I'll sing rock music to you-

After speaking, he pulled his neck and howled at the wolf——... It was a magical heavenly road...... Yarasuo, that is the ...... of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

The mountain fans covered their ears in pain: Are you sure you sing rock 'n' roll?

Brother Shan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly pulled his neck again: I'm sorry, I sang it wrong! Ah, love when you die—not dripping and not happy...... Oh!

Zhongshan fans: I can't stand it, like a tenacious duck who has been wiped off his neck and is still singing with his life! Hurry up and plug Ya's mouth with a monthly pass......