After a crazy night, waiting for us to leave, I realized that it was already half past three, and it seemed that I really didn't have to go to the classroom tomorrow. I, Liu Fatzi, Ah Dong and a few of them, covered their aching heads and took a taxi and rushed to school. As for Lao Li and You Mingxue, they took another taxi. Zhang Yuhan and Lin Ruoxue also took a taxi and followed behind us.

Originally, Ah Dong said that he would ask his driver to drive to pick us up, but he was stopped by Qiangzi. Qiangzi said that it was so late, you don't sleep, and you don't let others sleep, how much is a taxi, as for it. So Adong dispelled that thought.

Along the way, Adong was still there and scolded: "***Uncle's**, you must have mixed water in the wine, otherwise our brothers' faces are as red as a monkey's fart, and you don't blush or panting." It seems that when you drink alcohol, it is like drinking Nongfu Spring, and looking at the expression on your face when you drink, it is clearly a sign of 'a little sweet'. ”

I sat next to Ah Dong and looked up and down. At this time, I don't feel dizzy when I say I'm dizzy, but if I don't get dizzy, it's definitely impossible.

** Laughed and scolded: "Come on, you, just your three-legged cat's small amount of alcohol, do you still want to compare with me." International jokes, when I fell out with my family before, I went to a bar to work as a bartender, and the amount of alcohol was not good, so maybe. But what makes me strange is Brother Jun, this guy has drunk more than me, and I don't even see how drunk he is. ”

I heard him say this, pointed at him and laughed, "Just kidding, you think you've worked in a bar alone." I'm not afraid to tell you, this summer, I spent this summer in a bar, and I drank with my friends in the bar every once in a while. Even if you have never drunk before, you must have already practiced the amount of alcohol. ”

"Ouch, I didn't see it, our military brother can even draw fists." As soon as Ah Dong heard this, he immediately teased me and said.

I glanced at him, smiled and said, "Why, I still don't believe it, do you want to come twice." ”

"Come on, who's afraid of whom." Ah Dong sat up straight all of a sudden, looked at me and said. Not only him, but even the strong son and several of them immediately became interested.

Seeing that they were all interested, my mouth tilted slightly upwards and I laughed evilly. Just kidding, when my brother was working in a bar, he was a master of boxing, basically no one could stroke me, these guys wanted to fight with me, it was just a big knife in front of Guan Gong.

Then, we had a boxing match in a small place like a taxi.

"Bell to hammer, one tendon, good brothers, three stars high, four seasons of fortune, five kui hands, six six Shun, seven pieces of skill, eight raise hands, quickly promoted, full of red!"

After a fierce competition, I gave full play to my advantages and directly defeated this group of provocateurs.

I looked at Ah Dong and said with a smile, "How is it, take it." "But I really regret it now, why didn't I punish you before you punched just now.

When I think about it, I feel a little lost.

Qiangzi was on the side, gave me a thumbs up and said, "One word, praise." Come on, let's move on to the fist. ”

So, we started boxing again.

Paddle and paddle, and my brothers fell asleep unconsciously. When we arrived at the school gate, it was the taxi driver who woke us up one by one.

The brothers returned to the school in a daze, and when we passed the school gate, we found that the doorman inside the doorman was sleeping with his eyes squinted.

We didn't hesitate and started walking towards the dormitory.

After returning to the dormitory, we found that it was already more than four o'clock. So, we didn't even bother to take a shower, because at this time, the brothers were already too tired, or it could be said that they were dizzy.

Although I wasn't too drunk, I was swaying in the car, and I had to get dizzy if I didn't get dizzy.

The next day, when the sun shone through the window on our bed, the brothers were still asleep.

Just when we were sleeping soundly, there was a sudden knock on the door, which woke up our brothers.

Qiangzi slowly opened his eyes, picked up a slipper and threw it towards the door angrily, and shouted loudly: "Uncle ***, it's noisy early in the morning, there are dead people at home or what, TMD doesn't let people sleep." ”

As soon as these words came out, there was really no movement outside. So we all went on to sleep with our eyes closed.

However, just when we thought the person who knocked on the door had left, there was another knock on the door. Not only that, but we also heard shouting from outside: "You little bunnies, get me up." ”

As soon as we heard this, we directly covered the quilt over our heads and covered our ears so that we could not hear those sounds.

"You bunnies can't open the door, and if you don't open the door, I'm going to smash the door with a sledgehammer." The man outside was still yelling.

"I tell you, if you don't get up, you will definitely be expelled." The people outside continued to roar.

As soon as these words came out, Qiangzi kicked the quilt violently, kicked the quilt away, and then yelled at us: "Brothers, don't sleep, Uncle Zhang, the dormitory manager, is here to call us outside." ”

As soon as Qiangzi said this, we finally knew who was roaring outside, no wonder the voice we heard just now was so familiar.

"So what." Ah Dong sat up and glanced at Qiangzi, and then fell down again.

"That's it, that's it, even the dormitory administrator doesn't have the authority to let us get up, anyway, we've already said hello to the head teacher and asked for leave." I followed along, and then fell back to sleep.

At this time, there was another knock on the door and Uncle Zhang's roar outside.

"I told you, the Education Bureau has come to inspect the school." Uncle Zhang yelled.

As soon as these words came out, all of us immediately felt a lot more energetic.

The first to get dressed was Ah Dong, because this guy came back last night and was sleeping in his clothes.

Ah Dong put on his slippers, quickly walked to the door and opened the door.

After opening the door, Ah Dong just wanted to speak, but he was scolded by Uncle Zhang and had nothing to say.

"I thought you'd live here for the rest of your life and wouldn't open the door for me." Uncle Zhang looked at Ah Dong and scolded angrily.

"If you have the ability, don't get up, why do you still get up, I don't think you are all very angry, whatever." Before Uncle Zhang finished speaking, Ah Dong shouted the word "stop".

Ah Dong looked at him and asked, "I said Uncle Zhang, what is the matter with you waking us up so early in the morning?" ”

Uncle Zhang handed his hand in front of Ah Dong and said in a deep voice: "It's still early, it's half past eleven, which is also called early." ”

Ah Dong glanced at the watch that Uncle Zhang was wearing, and said indifferently: "It's quite early, we have all asked the teacher for leave, can't we sleep for a day?" ”

"That's not up to you." Uncle Zhang shook his head and said, "Because the superior leaders suddenly decided to come to the school to inspect, the school decided to advance the Winter Games to half past three this afternoon. Therefore, during this period, no matter who asks for leave, they are not allowed to approve, except for those special circumstances, otherwise, all have to go to the school to help decorate the venue. ”

"That's fine, we're in that special situation." Ah Dong smiled and said non-seriously.

Uncle Zhang said with a smile: "Hehe, you guys are not that special situation, this morning, the principal personally called us to wake you up, let me tell you, if you can't be on time this afternoon, all the big demerits." I've also brought my words, it's up to you whether you go or not, I'm going to go first. After saying that, Uncle Zhang left.

When Ah Dong heard this, he spread his hands and smiled helplessly at us: "Yes, brothers, since this is the case, then we can only sacrifice our lives to accompany the gentleman." ”