Chapter 10: Teasing
People in small cities live a tight life. Although there is already running water at home, I am still reluctant to use it. In order to save a few small bucks, when encountering a job that uses a lot of water, you still have to run to the well to do it.
The industrial base of the seaside city is poor, and of course the scale is not very large. As soon as they entered the reform, some enterprises were already unable to bear the wind and became insolvent, and of course, they quickly ushered in the first wave of layoffs.
There are many sisters-in-law and daughters-in-law who have nothing to do at home. The left and right were also idle at home, so everyone took advantage of the gap after breakfast to get to the well, and teased each other while doing their work.
A married woman has nothing to scruple about talking. Especially those women in their thirties and forties, they are even more open. They have experienced wind and rain, penetrated the world, and know that there are many things in the world, and they can't take it too seriously. Compared with those who steal men and prostitutes, what can they count as a few jokes that are not meat and vegetarian?
They don't have much culture, and of course they don't have anything to say. It is nothing more than the ** big of the Zhang family's mother-in-law, and the fat ass of the Li family's woman. can even say which family the woman will**.
As they talked, they would have small fights with each other. Of course, this kind of weapon fight is only limited to sneaking up on the opponent's chest and buttocks. If there is another one, it is to use the tools around you to fight water fights.
The summer women wore very thin clothes, and after a water fight, they were all soaked. Hehe, a picture of nosebleeds was also depicted by these women who are not taboo in meat and vegetarians.
Clothes that were wet with water clinged tightly to the body. A woman with a good figure, of course, is full of curves, seductive, and imaginative. As for the sisters-in-law who have been worn away by the years, the two bumps on their chests are also fully revealed.
Some women who can let go even more excessively, directly lifting the hem of their short-sleeved shirts, and wiping the water droplets on their faces regardless of it. The laid-off female workers are not so particular about their dressing, and they do not wear any bras or anything like that under the short shirts. Such a flirtat, of course, is a bright spring, a large piece of white flowers.
Ren Xiaotian often visits homes in residential communities, and these sisters-in-law and daughters-in-law can be regarded as old acquaintances. Seeing such a stirring scene in front of you, how can you stop. He didn't get out of the car either, he just forked his thigh on the bar and admired it.
In the past, he just looked at it casually for a while, said a few words of gossip without chilling, and left. If that's the case, it's not a big deal. But Ren Xiaotian, who lived for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, has a much more active personality than before.
Not only did he watch a group of women's erotic performances, but he also shouted without knowing whether he was alive or dead: "Hey, ladies please pay attention, put away your meat steamed buns, beware of being taken away by wild wolves." ”
Ren Xiaotian's shouting was immediately equivalent to stabbing the hornet's nest. He didn't care about what he said, but he didn't expect that the object of his ridicule was not an ordinary person, it was some spicy women who had been on the battlefield for a long time, and they immediately attracted a series of counterattacks.
"Yo, this is our little handsome guy. said, did you fall in love with the white steamed buns of the second daughter-in-law of Li's family, and also wanted to take a bite. ”
"Don't say it, the other person is still a boy, maybe he hasn't touched a woman yet."
"Alas, blame the poor boy. Li Er's family, you just do good deeds and give Director Ren a sip of milk. ”
After saying this, the women who were washing clothes were all laughing and leaning back. The daughter-in-law of the Li Er's family was just wiping her face with her clothes. At this time, he did even more excessively, so he simply opened his clothes, and directly exposed two big steamed buns with white flowers, and forced him towards Ren Xiaotian.
While shaking the meat steamed bun on her chest, she teased Ren Xiaotian and said, "Take a bite, little handsome guy, you still want to eat it after you eat it." Take a smack, and take a second bite. Come on, little handsome man. ”
Ren Xiaotian didn't expect that his joke would provoke such a strong reaction. I knew that this was the case, so I didn't stop getting out of the car to find this embarrassment. If you want to resist the attack of so many women with the strength of one person, that is something that you can't even think about.
wanted to withdraw but was not convinced, he was not willing to be defeated in such a gloomy way, and said with a swollen face and a fat man: "Don't scare me, I dare to eat white steamed buns, I'm afraid that Li's second sister-in-law won't be able to explain when she goes home." Forget it, don't make me happy and let you two go home and fight. ”
"Officer Ren, if you want to feed, just let the horse come. Whether our family fights or not, it's none of your business. Li's second sister-in-law immediately replied-for-tat.
Although the second sister-in-law Li is not very old, she speaks very tricky. She knew that Ren Xiaotian was looking for the bottom of the stairs, so she didn't give him this opportunity. Not only was he talking, but he also held the ** high with two hands.
"Okay, Second Sister-in-law Li is amazing."
"Second sister-in-law Li, you can really feed a mouthful of milk today, and we all obey you."
"Wow, there's a good show to watch today."
As soon as Li's second sister-in-law said this, she immediately won warm applause and support around the well. Some women even knocked on the basin to express their support for Li's second sister-in-law's words.
It has been said that one woman is equal to five hundred ducks. There is such a group of women in front of you, and that is tens of thousands of ducks. When you think about the sound of a flock of ducks, it's a chilling feeling.
Although Ren Xiaotian didn't speak much before, in fact, with the kung fu of his mouth, he can be regarded as a person who can speak well. But he didn't expect that he would fall in front of this group of women, and he had no upper hand at all.
He didn't want to think about what kind of people his opponents were, the women's army who could push big men to the ground and strip them naked. Before this, some people didn't believe in this evil, so they were stripped naked by their group, and fled home with a bell between their strands.
Ren Xiaotian is such a cultural person, he can only say that he can't do it, and he is congenitally in a situation of being passively beaten. If you keep your mouth shut, of course, you will suffer a loss.
He originally wanted to leave after knocking through the door, but now he was made a big red face by Li's second sister-in-law, standing and leaving. Such an embarrassed appearance made these unscrupulous women laugh even more.
"What's wrong, what's wrong! Are you cheating my mother's brother? Look at yourselves, what has become of you? One by one, as if they had taken an aphrodisiac, they were crazy like this. "A woman in her mid-forties came over.
She carried a basket of clothes in one hand and a round plastic cylinder in the other. This woman is Ren Xiaotian's cousin Ren Yulan. No wonder Director Ji has always been stubborn, and he really looks good.
It can be seen that she has a little prestige among the women on this side. As soon as he arrived at the scene, Ren Xiaotian was relieved from embarrassment.
After Ren Yulan learned what happened, she stroked a handful of short ear-length hair with her hand, and couldn't help laughing: "You, bullying my brother is an honest man." If anyone really cares about my family, they will help him to grow his eyes more and let him add a daughter-in-law as soon as possible, and I will thank God. ”
"Eldest sister, what are you talking about?" Ren Xiaotian, who had just stopped the flush on his face, was blushed by Ren Yulan's words again.
"What's the matter! Men should get married, and women should get married, and this is not a scandal. Besides, you're twenty-five years old, and the person you're talking to is of age. It's blushing to say this kind of thing, and I don't know how you became a policeman. "Ren Yulan, the eldest sister, is very competent, and when she talks to Ren Xiaotian, she doesn't see anything at all.
After the sister and brother talked for a while, Ren Yulan suddenly remembered something: "Xiaotian, during work hours, why did you come here to accompany these crazy women to mess around?" I seem to have heard you say that you are going to have a meeting in the office today. ”
Which pot is not opened, but which pot should be mentioned. At this time, Ren Xiaotian was most afraid of people mentioning the matter of 'turning agriculture into non-farming', but it happened that Ren Yulan also pierced this layer of window paper, which immediately made him feel very embarrassed.
It is no wonder that the matter of 'turning agriculture into non-farming' involves many people. For the parties, this is a top priority. This also led to a strange phenomenon, everyone is very concerned about every move of the police station.
It has long been an open secret that the institute will hold a meeting this morning to study the distribution of the quota for 'turning agriculture into non-farming'. Many people who are concerned about this matter have stretched their ears long, thinking that they can hear the news sooner.
Although everyone also knows that these indicators are likely to have been carved up by powerful people, they still do not give up. People are all like this, and they don't die if they don't reach the Yellow River. Before the official results came out, everyone was still holding on to the last glimmer of hope. Ren Yulan is the same, still counting on Ren Xiaotian to bring good news to herself.
Hearing Ren Yulan's question, Ren Xiaotian coughed dryly twice, and then explained to his cousin jerkyly: "Sister, I have to go to the city bureau to do something, so I didn't attend the meeting in the office." ”
When Ren Yulan heard that this was the case, her eyes turned red all of a sudden. Her only reliance is her maiden brother Ren Xiaotian. Now he doesn't even have the qualifications to participate in the conference, and of course he can't talk about the fact that he will be able to get a quota.
"Eldest sister, don't worry. Things haven't been decided yet, so I'll go to the city bureau to find a way. Anyway, I'm just trying my best to help my niece get an indicator back. Ren Xiaotian also knew how much weight he had, from the very beginning, he was just helping his niece Xiaojuan ask for an indicator, and he didn't dare to take into account his cousin's affairs at all.
"Xiaotian, if you can have this heart, the eldest sister's family will be grateful. Don't be too serious, without this city hukou, we can live the same life. As long as your niece studies hard, she can get into a good university. At that time, hmph, his surname Ji sent the hukou to the door, and we are not uncommon. ”
Ren Yulan is an understanding person. Since he slapped Ji Shengli, he has never thought about the matter of 'turning agriculture into non-farming'. It was only because of Ren Xiaotian's insistence that there was a glimmer of hope.
Besides, since an ordinary policeman like Ren Xiaotian can't get a single indicator at the police station, how can he get a quota at the city bureau?