Hua Fu listened to Shu E's words and was stunned.

Everyone's laughter was quiet, and Mu Xiaoxia got up and said with a smile: "Writing poems and filling in lyrics, it's too boring." Besides, I don't know any kind of poetry, and it's not interesting to bother to compose it, so I might as well tell a joke. As he spoke, he suddenly clapped his hands and said, "I'll just tell you a joke, how about it?" ”

Everyone laughed and said yes.

Mu Xiaoxia straightened his color and said: "There is a county order, it is a person from Jingdong East Road (note, the road is today's province, Jingdong East Road, Shandong Province), one day he wants to hang a tent in the house, so he said to the master: 'You go and find me two bamboo poles. The master listened to the bamboo pole as 'pork liver', and hurriedly agreed to go to the pork shop. When he arrived at the pork shop, the master said to the master who sold meat: "The county master wants two pairs of pork liver, you, do you know what to do?" The master who sold the meat hurriedly said, 'Know the way, know the way.' Then he wrapped two pairs of pork livers and two pairs of pig ears for the master. The master ran back with the pig liver and pig ears, and gave the pig liver to the county master, but the pig ears were still in his arms. ”

Mu Xiaoxia spoke vividly, a pair of big eyes were round, and his expression was very serious, everyone listened attentively, only Qin Meiren supported her lower abdomen, leaned on the chair, and her expression was very relaxed.

Who knew that the county master saw that the master was buying pork liver, but he was furious. Slapped the table and shouted......" Speaking of this, Mu Xiaoxia also slapped the table and said sharply: "'I asked you to buy bamboo poles, how did you buy pork liver and come back!'" What a useless thing! When the master saw that the county magistrate was angry, he just kept kowtowing and couldn't say anything. Mu Xiaoxia's expression was coquettish, and her voice was crisp and pleasant, such a tone and expression made people feel funny.

"When the county master saw the master's appearance, he was even more angry in his heart, and said angrily: "As a master, I can't even hear a word clearly. I ask you, where did the ears go? When the master heard the county master ask him this, he was very frightened, thinking that the matter of asking the butcher shop had been known by the county master, so he had to raise his head tremblingly, and his voice trembled, and said, "Ears...... Ear...... The ears were also cut off, and they were put in the arms of the villain......'"

As soon as Mu Xiaoxia's voice fell, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

The queen smiled: "Yushu, pour a glass of wine for your girl, after saying so much, you should also moisten your throat." Yushu smiled and agreed. The queen raised her glass and said, "Let's drink together, let's take Sister Mu's joke and go to the bar." ”

Everyone laughed for a while, and then started again.

He said with a smile: "I heard that the plum blossoms are early, why is it so spring." Mu Xiaoxia said: "Liao Yushou." ”

Liao Jingzhi: "It's not that flowers prefer chrysanthemums. Mu Xiaoxia said: "Mrs. Yong'an." ”

Shu E had already thought about it, and hurriedly said: "Fireworks will go down to Yangzhou in March." Mu Xiaoxia was stunned for a moment, clapped his hands and smiled: "Fireworks are also flowers, but they are chic!" It's time for a koto beauty. ”

Qin Meiren's voice still has the usual coldness: "The crimson lotus seeds are gorgeous, and the fine brocade phoenix flowers are beautiful." ”

Shu E listened to the poem read by Qin Meiren, and couldn't help but raise her eyes slightly, Qin Meiren and her were only separated by a talented person, Shu E suddenly saw that Qin Meiren was wearing a red persimmon silk shirt, covered with a gauze gown as thin as cicada wings.

The material of this gown is very peculiar, and the color is different when you look at it from the side. Lined with the big red shirt inside, it looks even more colorful and magnificent. It's just that I can't see what kind of skirt is underneath, but looking around, although everyone has chosen festive colors and patterns, there are not a few who wear red, but the color of red is only worn by the queen.

Mu Xiaoxia said with a smile: "Only the second half of the sentence, excluding Zhu Chongyi and Concubine Rong, to the fifth person, it is He Cairen." ”

Shu E was only secretly surprised in her heart, and couldn't help but turn her gaze to the queen. It was a very coincidental thing, and the queen's eyes were also looking at Shu E. Shu E smiled busily, and the queen smiled slightly, the wine glass in the queen's hand was slightly raised, and then drank it leisurely. Shu E was busy drinking the wine on the case, and didn't dare to look at the queen again.

He Cairen smiled: "A pot of wine among the flowers." It's Sister Lu again. ”

Qin Meiren smiled at the queen and said: "Sure enough, I have been with the queen for a long time, and Sister He also pays attention to such things as chanting poems." ”

He Cairen's face changed slightly, but he couldn't help himself in an instant.

The queen was unconscious, and smiled: "This is a well-known sentence, and there is nothing unusual about it." ”

Qin Meiren smiled: "Yazheng, this stupid girl, only knows how to serve tea and pour water, where do you know what poetry Lu Dao is." ”

The queen turned her head to the emperor and smiled: "Since you serve the emperor, it is good to read two lines of poetry by heart." It's just that no matter how hard we work, we can't match the emperor's tenths. The emperor's poem today alone is quick-witted, fresh and elegant, and it is even more rare to conceive a strange idea, and the concubines can only say one sentence: 'The article is natural, and the magic hand is even good'. ”

The emperor raised his glass and smiled: "This is to congratulate you on your birthday." The queen bowed her head and smiled, her cheeks flushed, and she only looked endlessly graceful. The queen hurriedly picked up a pure gold chisel dragon and phoenix pattern open folded shoulder six-sided holding pot on her case, poured a full glass into the wine glass, raised a glass to the emperor, and the two drank it.

Shu E only heard Qin Meiren sneer: "I don't know if I paid attention to it after following the emperor, or if I have been paying attention for a long time." But this voice was soon drowned out in the laughter of everyone talking and drinking, and no one cared.

What Lu Chungui said was: "If you don't go to the east for a long time, the roses will bloom a few times." Mu Xiaoxia smiled: "It's time for a talented person." ”

Shang Cairen said: "Mo Xian Sanchun peach and plum, osmanthus into a real autumn glory." It's time for a koto beauty. ”

Qin Mei said: "The building is open to ten thousand wells, and it is among the hundred flowers." Mu Xiaoxia smiled: "It's time for Sister Yang." ”

Yang Meidao: "There are thousands of sounds in a spring bird, and a thousand names in a cluster of spring flowers." Mu Xiaoxia grinned and said, "Sister Lu again!" ”

Lu Chungui thought for a while and said: "The autumn water is clear in September, and the spring flowers are nourishing in March." Mu Xiaoxia said: "Mrs. Yong'an." ”

Shu E said: "When the window is cloudy, the mirror is yellow." Mu Xiaoxia was stunned and said with a smile: "Mulan is in the army, good poetry!" The fourth word is the emperor. ”

The emperor smiled: "The Peach Blossom Lake is a thousand feet deep. Such a ready-made sentence, why is no one saying? Mu Xiaoxia: "No one said, but the emperor picked up a bargain." It's time for Sister Yang. ”

Yang Meiren didn't know what she was talking about, but after Mu Xiaoxia finished speaking, she hadn't heard it yet. It wasn't until everyone looked at her with a smile that the two stopped talking. Yang Meiren hurriedly pouted at Yan's and whispered, "It's your turn!" ”

He suddenly realized that he hurriedly said, "Is it my turn?" Well, the flowers are getting more and more charming. ”