Chapter 36: Clever Relief of Embarrassment
"Lord God, you can start quickly! What are you waiting for? Do you want the whole hall to be waiting for you? Just when Leng Manyan stood there embarrassed, the hateful Leng Youjun screamed with his mouth open again.
In the huge hall, Leng Youjun's voice was particularly ear-catching, and Leng Manyan became the focus of everyone's attention in an instant.
It's just that this focus is not benign, but malicious, as long as you know a little bit about the relationship between the two, you know that this is greasy, but everyone is in the way of the old emperor's face, and it is difficult to say.
"Are you really trying to make a fool of me? It seems that the tiger is not powerful, you think I am a sick cat, right? Still want to eat the dead mother? Leng Manyan's heart screamed coldly.
At this moment, Leng Manyan suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and a plan appeared in Leng Manyan's mind.
"Your Majesty, in fact, Weichen plays the piano, and he doesn't need such a guqin." Leng Manyan raised his head and looked at the old emperor, stunned.
"Oh! What does God mean by this? You don't need a guqin to play the piano, so what kind of qin do you use? The old emperor immediately sounded in confusion, and he didn't react for half a sound.
After living for such a long time, it was the first time that the old emperor had heard that someone didn't need a guqin to play the piano.
Of course, in this era, there is no other qin except the guqin, where in the 21st century, what electronic piano, piano, harp, accordion and so on.
Long Qiuting was unhappy over there, "Brother Huang, in my opinion! We don't have a good ear tonight, and Lord God just doesn't want to play it to us! Otherwise, how could she say so absurdly? ”
"Ridiculous? Eldest princess, do you think it's ridiculous? Leng Manyan asked Long Qiuting almost mockingly.
"Isn't that ridiculous? Lord Shenjuan, what kind of piano do you want to use? You can tell this princess, this princess sent someone down to get it for you, as long as this princess has heard the piano, this princess can get it for you, can you play it or not? Long Qiuting's tone suddenly became firm.
It's like saying to Leng Manyan, you have to play tonight, you have to make a fool of yourself.
Leng Manyan smiled, laughing like crazy, her laughter echoed in the huge Xuanhe hall, arousing the curiosity of the crowd again.
After laughing, Leng Manyan turned to Long Qiuting with a mocking look in his eyes, "Eldest princess, Weichen doesn't need so many filaments on this piano to play the piano, Weichen only has six filaments left, but these six filaments should be of different thickness, you may find them with Weichen?" ”
"Six...... Six filaments? How to play this piano? "Long Qiuting is stupid.
There were a lot of people in the main hall, and at this moment, the two monks were confused, stupid in place, dumbfounded.
They are so big, haven't heard of it, six filaments can play the piano? Of course, Leng Manyan is saying that this is according to the standard of the guitar, although the sound principle of the guqin is different from the guitar, but both rely on the vibration of the piano wire, but the difference is that the guqin does not have a resonance box, while the guitar has a resonance box, and the sound it makes sounds much richer than the guqin.
Leng Manyan is a secret agent in the 21st century, but she also plays the guitar well, which is not false.
The agent must be versatile in order to get through the trick at any time, so it's not that Leng Manyan wants to learn the guitar very much, but the agent organization forced her to learn, and in the end, Leng Manyan, who had no choice, learned a good guitar.
There was a lot of discussion among the people, but Leng Manyan was neither humble nor arrogant, standing straight in the main hall, laughing at everyone's reactions.
Just when everyone thought that Leng Manyan was a fool, Long Qiuting spoke, "Okay, this princess will come according to you, and give all the best piano silk treasured by this princess to Lord Shenduan, let her choose, I will see what kind of fame she can make." ”
"Princess Xie." Leng Manyan thanked Long Qiuting in general, it was her thanks, but Long Qiuting was so angry that she almost didn't jump up.
Originally, she thought that Leng Manyan would be very flustered when she stood in the main hall, but now it seems that she did not have this situation, on the contrary, Leng Manyan was unusually calm, which was beyond Long Qiuting's expectations, and made Leng Youjun dumbfounded.
With Long Qiuting's big drink, a waiting palace maid in the main hall immediately turned around and ran out of the Xuanhe Hall to get the qinsi.
Leng Manyan was not idle, while the palace maid ran out to get the qin, Leng Manyan borrowed a small knife to cut fruit from Long Xiaofeng and dug it up at one end of the guqin.
"God...... God judges, what are you doing? The old emperor frowned and asked Leng Manyan.
He only saw that Leng Manyan not only removed the filaments on the guqin now, but also dug up Confucius at one end of the guqin with a knife.
Leng Manyan didn't make a big deal, let alone pretentious, while making movements in his hands, he looked up at the old emperor and replied, "Your Majesty, Weichen is making another musical instrument." ”
"Another instrument? Yo! I didn't expect Shenzhu to be so versatile, so I would like to ask, what kind of musical instrument does Shenduan want to make? "The old emperor is interested.
"Your Majesty, this kind of musical instrument, called guitar, was seen by Weichen in his dream last night, just because Weichen heard this musical instrument called guitar in his dream, and the sound was beautiful, Weichen was sleepy for a while, and he was reluctant to get up, so he came to this banquet late." In order to convince the old emperor, Leng Manyan had to make up such a ridiculous reason.
But science is backward in this era! As soon as the words of the gods and ghosts came out, they believed it.
When even someone muttered in a low voice below, "Yo, isn't it because this Lord Shenduan is going to a banquet tonight and knows that he wants to make a song with the emperor, so the immortals play music in their dreams, let Lord Shenduan come to play it and hear it with the emperor, right?" ”
"Yes, yes, Lord God is born strange, and there must be immortals to help him."
"It's not easy! Lord God is really a victim! It's not easy to let immortals come to visit. ”
The sound of discussion one after another sounded in the main hall in an instant.
At this time, the old emperor on the dragon chair, Long Yan Dayue, raised his head and laughed, and the old emperor said happily, "God decides, you are really a goddess sent to me by God!" I have been crazy for more than ten years, and now I have gained wisdom, like divine help, I am very happy, okay, tonight, I will listen to the song sent by you, the immortal, to Wei I Daqi country and the people are prosperous, and all countries will come to the court. ”
"The emperor is a rare time to see Mingjun through the ages, since he is a fairy god to congratulate, Wechen was still wondering just now, why did he have such a strange dream last night, now it seems that Weichen is relieved." Leng Manyan pushed the boat with the current, and did not deny it.
An embarrassing situation was completely solved because of Leng Manyan's clever words.
For a while, Leng Manyan not only solved her own crisis, but also made the old emperor happy, thinking about it, even if her homemade guitar and the music she played were not very good, then she would not be punished by the old emperor.
Long Qiuting and Leng Youjun hated it so much.
So far, the two of them have not been able to figure out whether this Leng Manyan is pretending to be forced there, or is she really dreaming that the fairy plays a tune for her? The two of them were so puzzled, Leng Youjun simply fell into the well, and Leng Manyan did not give up until he died.
"That's good! Lord Shenduan, please dedicate a divine comedy to my emperor! The piano silk has been delivered. Leng Youjun saw that the palace maid who went to get Qinsi came back, and she couldn't wait to scream.
Leng Manyan turned his head to see that the palace that had just run out really walked back with a bunch of messy piano silk in his hand.
Entering the main hall, the palace maid threw the messy piano wire in her hand to Leng Manyan, and she ran away.
Leng Manyan stroked his body and looked at it, hey! She was amazed!
This pile of piano silk on the ground, sure enough, is not covered, this blue color is all made of the best heavenly silk! This kind of heavenly silk, Leng Manyan knows, is a special product from the Western Palace, not the silk used to make clothing, but the kind of special blade, enough to be used to strangle people's necks.
grabbed a handful of good silk in this pile, Leng Manyan found that the silk is really thick and fine these days, probably because the size of the silkworms is different when picking silk, so the silk is not waiting! Leng Manyan couldn't figure out the specific reason, but she didn't have to figure it out.
"It's really suitable, Weichen thanked the eldest princess for giving silk." Leng Manyan raised a smile on his face, and thanked Long Qiuting with a smile.
"God Judgment Lord doesn't need to thank you, hurry up! Don't let the emperor wait. Long Qiuting urged impatiently.
Leng Manyan didn't talk much nonsense, but picked out six from this messy pile of piano wires, the thickness of these six strings is roughly the same as the six strings of the guitar, the only difference between the two is that one is a steel string, and the other is a silkworm string, which is much more valuable than a steel string.
The Confucius on the guqin panel is almost pottery, Leng Manyan re-punched six holes in the panel, and connected the six selected heavenly silks in turn according to the order of the six strings of the guitar.
As soon as the six piano wires were connected, Leng Manyan plucked the strings lightly, and a chaotic sound immediately sounded, which frightened everyone in the hall, and the key was that the sound was really loud.
"Ouch! Lord Shenduan, is this what you are talking about? Why is it so ugly? ”
"yes, yes! I don't know if I don't listen, I'm shocked when I hear it! Do you know what a grave sin it is to deceive a king? Long Qiuting and Leng Youjun immediately opened their mouths to mock Leng Manyan.
The smiles on the faces of the two of them piled up again, and at this moment, the two of them were sure that Leng Manyan was playing tricks, but in fact, she couldn't play any fairy sounds at all.
However, at this time, Leng Manyan didn't have time to pay attention to these two Ji Po women, but stood there and concentrated on tuning the strings, and when the strings of the six strings were almost tuned to the same pitch as the six strings of the guitar, Leng Manyan stretched out his hand again to pluck the strings.
Everyone on the spot was immediately stunned.