Chapter 118: Two guys pretending to be asleep
"Fuck, you idiot, let you run so fast, gotta it's over." **As you get out of the car, you point at me and scold.
Immediately I was speechless, obviously all this has nothing to do with me, this guy is stunned to blame me alone, I have to admire the cheekiness of the **, the thickness is simply no one can compare.
"I'll go, what the hell are you talking about, can I fucking drive, you just yell at me." I glared at the **, showing no weakness.
As soon as I said this, ** seemed to suddenly understand, patted myself on the head, and said, "Oh, yes, you can't drive." So why did this car drive so fast, is it haunted? As soon as he said this, ** deliberately made a scared look, he looked at the car and said, "My mother! ”
By this time, the policemen had already walked up to us.
One of them, the traffic policeman who seemed to be taking the lead, laughed directly after hearing this, but then he said seriously: "I don't care if your car is haunted or not, now I'll ask you to answer." ”
He looked at us and said, "Which of you two is the owner of the car, take out your driver's license." After saying that, he stretched out his hand to me and **.
I spread my hands, "I don't have a driver's license, if you want a driver's license, you can find the driver, I can't drive, so don't look for me for this kind of thing." With that, I casually looked around.
Then, the traffic policeman looked at ** again, "Since he doesn't have a driver's license, and you are the one who drives, then the driver's license must be on you." ”
**When he asked this, he was directly silent. No way, the car wasn't his, and of course he couldn't have a driver's license.
The traffic policeman didn't speak for a long time, so he was a little angry, "I advise you two to be honest and cooperate with us, otherwise I will directly ask someone to tow it back with your car." ”
However, no matter what this traffic policeman says, he just doesn't speak.
At this time, a traffic policeman ran over and said to the traffic policeman: "Captain, the people in the car over there are asleep, they can't wake up, and they can't open the door." ”
When the traffic policeman heard this, his face changed, he glanced at the two of us, and said to the person next to him: "You look at these two people here, I'll take a look." I still don't believe it, I'm still racing just now, this car can fall asleep as soon as it stops, I see how they pretend in front of me. After saying that, he went directly to the car where Qiangzi and the others were sitting.
After he left, ** began to speak to me, the voice was not loud, only the two of us could hear it: ", why didn't I think of that trick just now, I knew that I was also pretending to be asleep, and now, I don't have to come out to face this ** police." ”
I gave a blank look, and this guy could come up with it, "You stupid, say you're stupid, you're really stupid." ”
", what do you mean, where am I stupid?" Looking at me, questioned.
"Won't you use your brain? If you don't get out of the car and pretend to sleep, the traffic police are not vegetarians, won't he call a tow truck and drag people to the traffic police brigade? Then, I thought about it again, "Also, he can also notify your parents directly, and I'll see if you can sleep when the time comes." ”
**Glancing at me, he thought for a moment, "It seems that what you said is really quite right." ”
As soon as I wanted to speak, I saw the traffic policeman talking into the walkie-talkie, and I quickly yelled: "Wait a minute, don't call a tow truck." With that, I ran directly to the strong son, and strangely, the traffic police who were looking at the two of us didn't stop me.
After running over, I looked at the captain and said, "This policeman, don't call a tow truck, those two are my friends, I have a way to get the two of them out of the car honestly." ”
The traffic police captain looked at me, then pondered for a moment and said, "Okay, just as you say." But if you can't get the two of them out of the car, I'll just call a tow truck and tow them away. ”
"Okay, good, no problem, I'm sure I'll be able to get the two of them off the car." I nodded.
"I said, what are you doing here?" At this time, the ** guy also ran over, and of course the traffic police officer who was guarding us also followed.
I glanced at him, ignored him, just sighed, and walked straight to the door of Hadron's car.
"Knock knock." I took one look inside the car and started knocking on the window.
But no matter how much I knocked on the window, the two guys inside just squinted and didn't open their eyes, and continued to pretend to be asleep.
I shook my head helplessly, I completely admired these two guys. I thought about it, took the phone out of my pocket, and dialed Hadron directly.
As soon as I dialed here, the mobile phone of the hadron in the car began to ring.
Hadron sat in the driver's seat and quietly opened his eyes. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw me directly, and I kept looking at Qiangzi and Liu Fatzi.
“@&*……&**%@#*&%#@**……。” As soon as he saw that I was outside, he started talking, but I couldn't hear what he was saying because of the car window. But I guess Hadron certainly didn't say anything nice.
I looked at him and made a gesture to him to answer the phone.
He looked at me, hesitated, then picked up the phone and put it to his ear.
"Hey, Hadron."
"Well, Jun'er, have the traffic police left?" Hadron asked directly.
I glanced behind me, then waved at Qiangzi and said, "Not yet, you and the fat man don't stay in the car, let's get out of the car." ”
", what are you talking about, we can't let the traffic police take it back when we get out of the car." As he spoke, he glanced at me again, and then started scolding, "You shouldn't be helping the traffic police to arrest us, I told you, I resolutely don't get out of the car, and you will smash the car." ”
His scolding also made Liu Fatzi up. On the phone, I could clearly hear the conversation between the two of them in the car.
Liu Fatzi opened his mouth and asked: "I'll go, why are you talking so loudly, for fear that the traffic police won't know if the two of us are pretending to be asleep?" ”
"I'll go, what does your uncle blame me for. I didn't mean to wake up, and it wasn't the Army who called me to wake up. Qiangzi didn't quarrel with him much, and pointed the finger at me.
When Liu Fatzi heard this, he snatched the phone directly from Qiangzi's hand and said: "Uncle's army, what do you mean by this, you know that the traffic police are here, and you still tell us to get up, isn't this obviously trying to make the traffic police trouble us?" ”
I looked at these two guys and was speechless. I hadn't even spoken much before I was scolded by them.
"Damn, what are you angry at me?" When they say that, I'm also a little angry.
"I'll go, the call is from you, I'm not angry at you, who am I going to do." Fat Liu looked at me and scolded angrily.
At this time, the traffic police captain spoke, "That comrade, can you tell them to get out of the car, it's really not, I'll call a tow truck." ”
"Okay, okay, don't worry, I'll be able to get the two of them out of the car in a few minutes." I hurriedly spoke. If I really let the people from the traffic police brigade tow the car away, if Ah Dong came for a while, I don't know how Lu Dao would face him.