[031] What nonsense, do you pee or not?
"That princess, what are you going to ......" In my impression, when the princess meets such a thing, she usually asks His Royal Highness the eldest prince to cry and ask the eldest prince to help take revenge.
The thief laughed, and commanded: "Spread the word that a scorpion was found in the palace of this princess, and this princess was scared sick and bedridden!" ”
"Uh...... For, for what? Cheng Ya grabbed her head and looked at her very curiously.
"Isn't that easy? blurred Huangfu Lingxuan's hearing and hearing, making her think that she had succeeded in teaching a lesson. Then even if she doesn't find her to take revenge tonight, she will be negligent! It can also let people from all over the world know that Princess Daoben is seriously ill, and out of courtesy, they will definitely come to give gifts and chat to show their concern! In particular, the etiquette of Tanglin must be particularly heavy. "Because that's where she got into trouble. It's not that I didn't want to learn from that demon to pretend to be sick and pit Emperor Fuxuan, but after all, she didn't really have an accident, she was just scared, and she didn't have the ability to pretend to be sick. If it is diagnosed by the imperial doctor, it is not beautiful, forget it!
Cheng Ya twitched the corners of her mouth and said worriedly: "Princess, what if the envoys of various countries come in to see you at night?" ”
"You just say I'm scared so badly that I don't want to see anyone!" The Taihuang waved his hand indifferently. Immediately, I looked up at the sky, the sunset was like blood, and the red sunset spread out, like a curtain. After dusk, it's night, hehe...... It's better to play at night!
Cheng Ya nodded, and asked again: "Then princess, do we need to inform His Royal Highness the Great Prince?" ”
"Well, go tell the royal brother, get ready for the carriage, we have to bring a lot of gifts to visit the sick home!" Yu Taihuang nodded seriously.
“……”!
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It's night.
Yutai Huang tiptoed through the window and door, this time it was better to be careful, and the people who gave Brother Wang found out that they wanted to teach her a lesson, maybe because they caused trouble last time, they wouldn't let her go this time. So she just climbed over the wall and got out. Now there is still a faint headache, because according to her strategy to clean up Huangfu Lingxuan, it is easy to involve irrelevant people! If only there was someone with a high authority and the right person to help her.
Just as he was thinking about it, a high-ranking person came to the door.
The other side of the courtyard wall......
"Your Highness, if you step slowly, the minion's shoulder will be broken!" Copper coin children's shoes spoke angrily.
Chu Changge, who stepped on his shoulder and climbed the wall, glanced back at him and said with disdain: "Let you eat more on weekdays, now it's okay, climbing a wall will make it so hard for His Highness!" ”
Copper coin silent...... Your Highness, you stand on other people's shoulders and climb the wall called hard work, what am I who has been stepped on by others?
Listening to the conversation between the two outside the wall, he looked up, and across the wall, he happened to see half of the purple gold crown on Chu Changge's head, and he probably understood what was happening outside the wall. This Chu Changge didn't sleep in the middle of the night, what did she do to climb her wall?
"Your Highness, if you want to see that Princess Mobei, just let someone report it, why bother so much!" Copper coin asked complainingly.
Immediately, Chu Changge's graceful voice mixed with a thick helplessness came in: "It's not that you haven't seen it, His Royal Highness is like a wolf-proof, and it would be strange if someone could come in!" Fortunately, His Royal Highness has developed a good ability to climb walls in the past 20 years. The flowers fade and the red and green apricots are small, and the walls are not smelled, and the beauties inside the walls laugh. Therefore, the smile of this beautiful woman, of course, has to come in over the wall to hear it really! ”
Copper Coin was speechless again. Your Highness, every time you climb the wall, you step on the shoulders of your minions, okay? What can you do to climb the wall! And that broken poem, how many times has Your Majesty said you, don't mess around if you don't have talent!
So, Yutai Huang probably understood what the two of them wanted to do, and it seemed that her uncooperative attitude today had seriously dampened Chu Changge's confidence in picking up girls for many years, so he was now angry and trying to show his invincible charm, starting with climbing the wall! Since it's sent to the door, let's help her take revenge, just now I was thinking that someone with a high position would help, no, it's sent to the door!
Thinking of this, she looked around and saw that there was a stick in the window she had just climbed out! A few strides over to get it.
The ground was dark and dark, only a faint moonlight sprinkled on the wall, she stood inside the wall, Chu Changge climbed the wall with difficulty, and was about to jump off, when she was almost hit on the head with a stick!
Under the moonlight, a tigress stood in the corner of the wall with a long stick, with a fierce face, an indecent posture, a hideous expression, and a smile full of calculation on her lips. Chu Changge swallowed his saliva, looked at her smile, and suddenly regretted it a little, and the whole person stiffened on the wall!
"Prince Chu, you came over the wall in the middle of the night, what are you doing?" The Taihuang looked at him viciously.
Chu Changge looked at her fierce appearance, and then looked at the stick in her hand, so he had to talk nonsense: "The moonlight is very beautiful today, His Royal Highness wants to climb to the top of the wall to see, so it is more real!" ”
"Well, to see the moon comes to my yard!" Yutai Huang nodded knowingly, turned around and left, "Brother Wang brought a dog when he came, I'll catch it......"
"Wait...... Wait a minute! "He Chu Changge is so big, he has done everything, but being chased by a dog, such a humiliating thing is still forgotten!
Yutai Huang turned back with a stick: "Don't look at the moon?" ”
Chu Changge sighed in resignation, waved his fan and shook his head and chuckled: "Don't look at it!" I don't know what the princess wants Chu to serve? "Looking at her calculating face, you know that Lu Dao has something to ask for her help!
He waved the fan heroically above, and the copper coin on the bottom could no longer be carried, he screamed softly, his legs bent, and he fell!
So the dashing noble son who was waving a fan in front of the wall through the wall a second ago suddenly disappeared! After a "bang", there was an angry rebuke outside the wall: "Useless thing! ”
The copper coin wailed in his heart, I am your servant, not your ladder......
Yutai Huang held back a smile, and neatly scurried to the big tree next to him, and went over the wall! landed on the ground, beside him was the master and servant who had just gotten up from the ground. Although he fell, this handsome and fortunate prince of Chu still has a graceful demeanor. Seeing that the Taihuang came out, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked, and he smiled: "I finally saw the princess!" ”
Taihuang didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, dragged his sleeve, turned around and left: "Where is Huangfu Lingxuan's bedroom?" ”
"Turn left in front and walk through three rooms, then turn right and walk through seven rooms, and you will be there another seven hundred meters!" Chu Changge replied neatly, his father asked him to marry Huangfu Lingxuan, so he had already inquired about the other party's residence, and then no matter where he went, he would take a 300-meter detour to that dormitory, and he would not go over!
And at this moment, the Taihuang had already dragged him there. The lights in the hall are like beans, and the shadows are full, and it seems that the people inside have not slept yet. She glanced at Chu Changge, sighed, and then quickly ran up the wall, beckoning from above, and motioned for the other party to come up......
Tong Qian stood over with grief and indignation, and gave Chu Changge a cushion. After Chu Changge went up to the roof, he also followed. Over the years, His Royal Highness has been locked up when he made a mistake, so every time he climbs the wall, he is the primary hero, so it is not His Highness who has the ability to climb the wall over the years, but him!
Yutai Huang walked to the center of the roof, roughly determined the location of the people inside, uncovered the two tiles, and then turned around, turned his back to Chu Changge and said, "Urine!" ”
This Huangfu Lingxuan, scare her with a scorpion, and she will pour hot urine on her with freshly baked hot urine! It's disgusting to go to the toilet to look for urine, so just find someone! originally thought that no matter which man he brought, it would affect others, but Chu Changge is an outlier, he has a noble status, and no one is afraid, he is the best to do this, and only he dares to do it, and no one can do anything to him after the most important thing is done!
"What?!" Chu Changge pointed to the hole in the roof, looked at the back of the Taihuang, and asked in disbelief. She wants him to pee here? A woman is standing with her back to him, and he's standing behind her to pee?! Are you kidding!
Tan Taihuang turned his head impatiently, his expression was grim, his tone was cold, and his posture was fierce! Looking at his handsome face, he crossed his waist with one hand, and shouted coldly: "What nonsense, do you pee or not?" ”
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High-speed debut Qing Ben is fierce: the latest chapter of the princess who escaped from marrying, this chapter is [031] less special nonsense, do you pee or not? If you think this chapter is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in the QQ group and Weibo!