Chapter 1085: None of You
As a national key university, Kyoto University naturally has its own forum, and like most forums, the purpose and purpose of the university's establishment of the forum is simple: on the one hand, to promote Kyoto University, on the other hand, to announce the decisions of various schools on the other hand, and on the other hand, to provide a gathering place for Kyoto University students, so that students can have a place to communicate after class.
There is nothing special about the Kyoto University forum, and it is also composed of different sections, such as the graduation recruitment information section, which is popular every year during the graduation season, which lists a variety of materials and information related to job hunting, and the information in it is all shared by each graduate, from how to design interview materials and answer questions, to how to give full play to your strengths to get the attention of leaders...... The information is detailed and everything you need.
If you have enough time and want to find a part-time job, you can also say your strengths and needs in the recruitment information section, and wait for the contact of the recruiter.
In addition to the recruitment information section, there are many sections, such as the pure learning entrance examination section, the above information is about the postgraduate entrance examination, from the date of the postgraduate entrance examination, to the change of the topic each year, etc., there is a detailed introduction, and even the school's teachers will release information in the forum for students' reference.
Jiang Hao took Haonan's computer, and naturally did not stop more on the school's guidance section, but directly pulled down the page and clicked into the section called gossip information.
The gossip information section, as you can see from the name, is all kinds of gossip news about Kyoto University.
For example, the date of the information at the top of the board is revealed, and the date of the release is the day when the forum was first held at Kyoto University.
The title is very attractive "Kyoto University Flower Selection", Jiang Hao took a look at it, and found that it listed the voting and selection records of students from all walks of life since the opening of the forum.
It's hilarious!
Jiang Hao looked at the number of votes of thousands of people, and understood, for what is this article has been refined and customized, I am afraid that after waiting for ten years, this article will not be removed, unless Kyoto University goes out of business, otherwise boys will always devote themselves to it with the greatest enthusiasm!
Isn't it the greatest pleasure for men to discuss women?
Jiang Hao glanced at it roughly and found that the information on the forum was very messy, such as a certain student seeking advice and courtship, such as asking for a shared house, such as asking for a movie together, such as asking for a .......
The information was very messy, but Jiang Hao's eyes quickly locked on a message that was dyed red, because this message was marked with a fire word, and the content was: The new teacher is here, and the benefits are here.
Jiang Hao clicked in curiously.
At the top of the post, a notice of a new teacher from the school was posted, and the content of the notice was the subject and name of the professor, as well as the resume.
There is no doubt that the photo posted is a life photo of Gu Pan, wearing a signature red-hot dress, tall figure, cold face, and lofty temperament, as if holding a leather whip, under the majesty of the queen of the ruling empire, people will be attracted by her unique cold temperament at a glance.
At the bottom of the notice, Gu Pan's various pasts are listed in more detail, including family situation, personal life history, hobbies, blood type, and constellation...... Varied.
"It's all there."
Jiang Hao was dumbfounded, the information on it was far more detailed than he imagined, and many of the information in it was the first time Jiang Hao understood.
Of course, Jiang Hao has some information that has been verified authentically, such as the sensitive news of Gu Pan's cup, and he really wants to correct the above data, after all, it is a bit far from Gu Pan's real situation!
Jiang Hao continued to look down, skimmed through all kinds of Gu Pan's photos, and finally saw the benefits that Haonan's three guys were talking about.
The content of the benefits is simple.
"Anyone who is seen by Gu Pan for the first time and stares at it for three minutes will be rewarded with a plush teddy bear in the cute shop, brand new, the original price is five hundred and eight."
"Anyone who makes Gu Pan smile will be rewarded with two tickets for a three-day tour around Kyoto, worth 2,000 yuan."
"Anyone who can be invited to dinner with Gu Pan will be rewarded with a presidential suite in a five-star hotel, and the location can be freely chosen."
"Anyone who dares to kiss Gu Pan will be rewarded with a European double tour."
“……”
Jiang Hao took a closer look and found that there were a total of eight listed, and the rewards were gradually increasing, and of course the difficulty was gradually increasing.
"It's kind of interesting."
Jiang Hao looked at the last one, this benefit is valid for a long time, mainly photos, people who send photos to the forum can leave their contact information and receive rewards.
"Not bad."
Hao Nan raised in front of Jiang Hao, and said with a smile: "Have you seen it, if you can catch up with a beautiful teacher, this benefit is really not low." ”
"I'm afraid you're not here to pursue a teacher, but to prove your ability." Jiang Hao glanced at the three immeasurable roommates.
"You are interested in participating, you look at the benefits listed above, a benefit is more difficult than a benefit, we have studied it carefully, and the first one is easy to achieve.
So, we decided to dress up nicely, and if we could be seen, we could leave the photo on it.
Even if you graduate in the future, this photo will still be hung on it, isn't it cool. ”
Pheasant vanity triumphantly said.
"Pheasant, you don't have a chance."
Jiang Hao hit unceremoniously.
"For what?"
The pheasant did not admit defeat and said that he had already taken out his best clothes, and before he could play, he had already been sentenced to death by Jiang Hao, of course he had to ask what was going on.
"You have a lot of fat, and it only reminds him of the animals she experimented with, and besides, she is a doctor, and she knows best about the diseases that may exist in fat people.
When you think about what three highs you might have because of obesity, diabetes, heart disease...... Do you think he will choose you? ”
Jiang Hao said slowly.
"This ......."
The pheasant was hit and wanted to die.
"Haonan, you don't have a chance."
Jiang Hao set his sights on Haonan, who was in a brand new service, and said with certainty.
"For what, I think I'm okay, and I'm not fat, I'm healthy." Haonan muttered unconvinced, but his confidence was already insufficient, he believed that Jiang Hao could say such a thing, it must be justified, and he estimated that it was really useless.
However, even if he dies, he must die to understand and see where he has failed.
"According to the data analysis, she is a very independent person, as far as I know, you are now in school, do you think you are tied to independence?"
Jiang Hao said with a smile.
"I earn all the money for school, and I'm very independent."
Haonan retorted.
"Even if you are independent, what are you best at, making money, and the last thing she lacks is money, why do people want you?
If you are very good at medicine, it is about the same, but if you are in medicine, it seems that you still have to learn from others, will people take a fancy to you? ”
Jiang Hao continued to decompose and analyze.
"Seems to make sense......
Haonan scratched his head and sat directly on the bed, also worried about whether his clothes would wrinkle, he just had the mentality of participating, and now that there is no drama, he doesn't care at all. He likes passionate women, he can't stand it when it's too cold, and he just participates in it to satisfy the vanity of men.
Thinking that many people will be hit, Haonan feels that there is nothing, just like playing a game and being defeated, just find a suitable game.
"Brother Hao, don't you think I'm hopeless."
Zhang Yun saw Jiang Hao twist his head towards himself, and said with a strange self-appreciation: "I can paint, I have the temperament of an artist, and I am also very good at coaxing women, although I don't know how to heal, but people don't necessarily choose peers who know how to heal, right?" ”
"Hey, hey."
Pheasant and Haonan glanced at each other, smiled strangely, and glanced at Zhang Yun sympathetically, everyone is a difficult brother, don't you want to escape the ...... of being hit by Brother Hao.
"She looks like a queen, what does the queen like, will she like a weak man? It's good that you know art, but if you talk to the queen about art, will people be free to take care of you?
What the queen needs is conquest, you have enough men to conquer her, do you think you dare to challenge and conquer her? ”
Jiang Hao said solemnly.
"She conquered me pretty much."
Zhang Yun's head shook like a rattle, it can be seen from the photo that Gu Pan is a person with a lot of character, and if he provokes him, he is not looking for a sense of conquest, but for the sake of his own safety, it is better not to provoke.
"Congratulations, you've been eliminated."
Jiang Hao arched his hand.
"It's too devastating."
The pheasant grabbed his hair hard, and his hairstyle was messy in an instant, and he was doused by Jiang Hao's basin of cold water, and he was about to lose interest in women.......
"Don't be discouraged, there are people who like fat people."
Jiang Hao patted the pheasant comfortingly, signaling the other party not to care too much.
"Brother Hao, I didn't see it, you are still an analysis expert, and the head of this analysis is the Tao, which is really shocking."
Hao Nan's comments on Jiang Hao were shocking, Jiang Hao always brings a little surprise to people from time to time, no wonder so many women are looking for Brother Hao, Brother Hao is an expert in women's feelings, with such cognition, what kind of woman can't get it.
"I'm going to learn from a teacher."
Zhang Yun threw off the shiny leather shoes, replaced them with slippers, and said with a straight face.
"I can't teach it."
Jiang Hao shook his head fiercely and flatly refused.
"For what?"
Zhang Yun opened his mouth and said with a wry smile: "Am I so handsome, I don't deserve to be your apprentice." ”
"I'm afraid you've learned to harm people."
Jiang Hao threw a roll of his eyes at Zhang Yun, who was boasting about himself.
"I'm pure."
Zhang Yun muttered.
"If you were pure, wouldn't I be an angel?"
The pheasant pursed his lips with disdain, and pinched his ears with his little fingers: "A guy who paints women all day long, a guy who hides small pieces so tightly, actually says that he is pure, how much courage does it take to say this, you are not ashamed to say it, I am embarrassed to listen to it, please don't pollute my ears." ”
"Ha Lu Ha ......."
The pheasant's strange and slightly mocking words caused Jiang Hao and Hao Nan to burst into laughter.