Chapter 183, do you know what Brother Hui and I used to do
Chapter 183, Do you know what Brother Daohui and I used to do?
This kind of thing, Xiaofeng is really unheard of.
"He gave you his own woman, and you laughed it off. Then, after you laughed at it, you gave it back to him? W-what kind of mess is this? Why is this woman like your belongings, and you can borrow it and return it? ”
For Xiaofeng, this Brother Hui's concept is really ahead of his time.
"Brother, you, you're so old-fashioned. Or, in this way, I'll give you back that Xu Xiaoli too, right? Don't think your brother has used it, just make do with it and use it again. ”
Brother Hui was really free and easy, and actually sent Xu Xiaoli back.
However, Xiaofeng couldn't stand it anymore.
"Brother, don't! I can't play with this woman, unless I'm looking for death! Xiaofeng waved his hand and made a painful look.
"Hahaha! That's no problem, I still have a few women. Brother, whoever you like, pick whichever you like, I'll give it to you. "Brother Hui is really generous.
Xiaofeng almost wanted to vomit all the food he ate in his stomach.
Women can give it casually, this Brother Hui, or he is really a hooligan leader on the powerful side. It's really domineering, domineering!
"Oh, brother, I see, you don't like second-hand women, do you? If you buy a car or a house, you can buy a second-hand car or a second-hand house, hahaha! ”
"Big brother, that's not true. However, there is a saying that a friend's wife should not be deceived. Big brother, your woman, that's my sister-in-law, how dare I ask for my eldest brother's sister-in-law? Xiaofeng said.
"Good, good brother!" Brother Hui patted Xiaofeng's shoulder vigorously, "Sure enough, you are disciplined!" Brother, I read you right! Come on, I'll rush you to this, let's have this toast! ”
"Good!" The two raised their glasses and toasted.
"Brother, I've been wandering the rivers and lakes for so long, and I haven't seen you so lascivious, such a disciplined man, even a woman who is given away for free." Brother Hui said with admiration, "Oh, do you know what Brother Lu Dao did before I did this business? ”
"What did you do before?" Xiaofeng asked.
Brother Hui was suddenly a little embarrassed, lowered his head, leaned on Xiaofeng's ear and said, "Brother, what I did before was not very glorious." You know it, but you must keep it a secret. If the brothers knew about this, they wouldn't be laughing at me. ”
Seeing that this hooligan leader was as shy as a girl, Xiaofeng smiled secretly in his heart.
What kind of profession would make Brother Hui so embarrassed?
"Oh, I see, Brother Hui, you used to be a cleaner who took out the garbage, right? However, this job is not bad, dirty one, clean a city. This is still a very noble job, is there nothing to be ashamed of? ”
"No, it's not, it's not that." Brother Hui waved his hand.
"What's that?" Xiaofeng asked.
"Well, I'm going to say it, don't talk nonsense everywhere." Brother Hui emphasized again.
"No problem, Brother Hui, just say it."
Brother Hui cleared his throat and said, "Actually, I used to do 'circumcision*skin'. ”
"What??" Xiao Feng was taken aback, and then Da Lu laughed, "Yes, it turned out to be a doctor?" Brother Hui, I didn't see it, it turns out that you used to study medicine? ”
"Doctor?" Brother Hui was stunned for a moment, "I'm not a doctor." If I've been a doctor, why should I be a hooligan? ”
"If you don't study medicine, why are you doing this surgery?" Xiaofeng's eyes narrowed into a slit with laughter.
"Oh, I said, not that. I'm talking about cutting, wrapping, and skinning! ”
"I'm confused, what the hell are you talking about?" Xiaofeng pouted, still not understanding.
"Brother, what I'm talking about is the one on the street who makes mobile phone films for people."
"What? Do you make a film? What's there to be ashamed of? Also, what does this film do to cut *wrapping* skin? The more Xiaofeng listened, the more confused he became.
"Brother, look." Brother Hui took out his crazy local tyrant gold mobile phone, "To make a film, you have to cut it first, then wrap it with a layer of film, and then put on a leather case." Isn't this just cutting, wrapping, and skinning? ”
"Oh, it turned out to be a mobile phone wrapper, so I almost thought you were really a male doctor." Xiao Feng let out a long breath, "This name is too ugly, isn't it?" You might as well say you're a 'cut-and-skin bag'. ”
"How?" Brother Hui was anxious, "My brother Hui has never been a thief in his life." I just fight, I hit people, but I never do such petty theft. I'm a thug with discipline, not those lewd thieves, huh! ”
"Oh, but that's too ugly, huh?" Xiaofeng shook his head, "Oh, I still don't understand, what's so disgraceful about making film?" ”
"Brother, do you know the way? If you make mobile phone film, you can make several times the profit in a day? How much is that film, it's a few dozen yuan when you paste it, what a powerful profiteering is this? ”
"Wouldn't that be great? Profiteering is good! Xiaofeng was even more puzzled.
"What. People say that making two films is the most profitable, one is to make this mobile phone film, and the other is the one you know. ”
"Oh, understood, understood." Xiaofeng smiled.
Listening to my sister Xiaoyun, my mother actually told Xiaoyun that day that if Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun's sister and brother really did that, my mother would take Xiaoyun to the hospital to fix that thing.
Xiaoyun has nothing to keep about his younger brother, and he will say whatever he wants, which is very similar to Ruxue.
Asking her to keep it a secret is like telling a tiger not to eat meat, it is simply impossible.
But Xiaofeng listened to her sister's words, but she was even happier.
"Sister, you can do it. I want to know that you won't jump off the building to commit suicide because you lost your body, and I knew that my mother would have such a big belly and would protect me so much, alas, I should have broken you that night, lest you let a man break it in the future. Xiaofeng laughed.
Of course, Xiaoyun gave his younger brother a brain meltdown.
"I, I'm a disciplined person, and I don't do such a profiteering thing. You see, my current family business, it's all hard-earned. What kind of drug use, what kind of film, what kind of developer, these undisciplined profiteering industries, my brother and I don't bother to do it. What we do is work with a clear conscience. So, I'm most afraid that my brothers will know that I have done this business in the past! ”
"Big brother, I'm convinced of you. You are really a gentleman who loves money, takes it in the right way, is not greedy for profit, and only loves to share women with others, you are really a high character! Xiaofeng picked up a glass of wine, "Brother, I admire you, let's drink this cup full." ”
"Okay, brother, today we are really in love, come, let's drink a lot of wine, eat meat in large chunks, and don't get drunk today." Talking about what he had done in the past, Brother Hui was relieved.
Brother, I also fell back then. Today, it is really a great blessing in life to have a person who knows the fall of Brother Dao!
"Oh, brother, I also have something to do, I want to spit out with you!" Xiaofeng finally got to the point.
"Oh, brother, haven't you done this before?" With a little wine, Brother Hui put his hand on Xiaofeng's shoulder again and said with a smile.
"How can it?" Xiaofeng's wine strength also came up, and his eyes were a little confused, "Brother, how can I do this?" ”
"Oh, man, I see." Suddenly, Brother Hui turned Xiao Feng's face around, held his chin, and looked at it carefully.
If he was in a sober state, Xiao Feng would have slapped him in the face.
You're actually molesting me, a handsome pot?
However, Xiaofeng also drank too much, and he didn't pay much attention to Brother Hui's excessive actions.
"Xiaofeng, why are you so beautiful, just like a girl? My brother will be honest with you, as soon as I saw you, I fell in love with you. Brother Hui spat out wine, squinted his eyes, and smiled, "That day, you were beaten to the ground, or I asked the thin monkey to call 120, which saved you." Otherwise, you'll be there, and who will save you! ”
"Brother Xie Lu, Brother Xie. Brother, you are so good to me. Otherwise, I'll marry you. Xiaofeng also drank too much and began to babble nonsense.
He didn't know how powerful this wine was, this glass of wine was equivalent to twenty bottles of beer, and he drank four or five glasses in one go, could he not get drunk?
"That's good, you marry me, okay!" Hui Ge Ha Ha Da smiled, "It's a pity, you're a man!" ”
"Man, no problem, brother, do you want me? Welcome! Xiaofeng also laughed.
"Really?" Brother Hui looked at Xiaofeng and loved it more and more.
This Lu Xiaofeng is really beautiful, it's a pity not to be a woman!
Brother Hui's color heart suddenly came up again??????