"It's obviously a rare Christmas, I think I'm the daughter of the Mishima Group, why do I want to come to this place with no taste, no style, extremely noisy and full of poverty to accompany you guys to mess around."

Sha Yezi slapped his hands heavily on the low coffee table table, and then stood up from the sofa with a 'rub'. Behind him suddenly was a long banner that read, "The first time, the sprouting Christmas carnival, or a large collection of happy companions who are single!" Is it the end of single life? Or continue the lonely night? Cat Bao University Auto Car Department Christmas Fellowship! 》

"Hm~mm~" Sitting with Sha Yazi, the glasses lady Hasegawa, whose sense of existence is infinitely close to zero, hurriedly dissuaded, "A rare Christmas, of course, we have to have a good time together." ”

"That's right!" The brother and noble duo of the automatic car department crossed their arms in front of their chests, their waists straightened, and their words were full of breath and their chest muscles twitched slightly.

"This is our Christmas party in the automatic car department, so naturally it needs to be lively."

"Also, what the hell is this thing!?" Sha Yezi pointed sharply at the overly long title behind him.

"Of course, it's the first time, the cute Christmas carnival, or a big collection of happy companions who are single! Is it the end of single life? Or continue the lonely night? Cat Bao University Auto Car Department Christmas Fellowship! 》！ The duo read out the entire title in one breath without blushing or beating heart.

"What automatics!?" Sayoko looked at Ould, Aoshima, Chihiro Fujimi, and Okutavia, a blonde girl she had never seen before. Neither she nor herself belongs to the automatics.

"Well~well~ Fujimi-senpai is the founder of the automatic car department, although she has already graduated" Hasegawa said in a big cold sweat.

"What celibacy!?" Sha Yazi looked in the direction of Mori Sato Yingichi, and at this moment the happy young man was talking with Bel Dandy in a good atmosphere. The latter seemed to sense Sha Yazi's aggressive gaze, touched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Senior Mori and Sister Beldandy are just here to make up the numbers, after all, they are people from the automatic car department, if they don't come," these words completely exposed the embarrassment of the automatic car department, and naturally Hasegawa's voice became smaller and smaller.

"And there are children!" Turning his head to look at Shi Kurd, who was constantly eating ice cream on a cold day, and Kamiyu, who was biting a straw and being stunned for a long time.

"Teacher Kamiyu is an advisor to our autopilot department, and isn't it sad to leave children alone at home on festive nights?" dragged the family to engage in friendship, I'm afraid this is the first time in history

"What kind of bachelor is this!? It's not a friendship at all, it's just a simple nonsense. ”

"Well~well~ aren't you sitting here right now? Just stop complaining. With two blushes on his black face, Ouldmai dragged a large bottle with the words "Bear Killing" written on it, and shook it three times in one step.

"What's this wine?" Sha Yezi couldn't help but cover her nose, "I said you, got drunk before you started?" ”

"I'm not drunk yet, that little brother over there is" Ould burped, and with a drunken smile pointed to Aojima, who was already lying completely under the table, muttering "I can't drink anymore".

"What is it? Miss Ben, as the queen of Maobao University, receives a mountain of invitations to Christmas dinner every year, and it is easier to find a good man than to pinch an ant to death. Sha Yazi felt that this might be the worst Christmas of her life.

"So why are you here now?" Ould asked nonchalantly with a mocking smile.

"It's not because," Sha Yazi suddenly stopped, and then suddenly turned her head, "Hmph, Miss Ben deigned to come to this poor party, you feel honored. ”

"That's right! "The first time, the cute Christmas carnival, or a single collection of happy partners! Is it the end of single life? Or continue the lonely night? Cat Bao University Auto Car Department Christmas Fellowship! But our Maobao Auto Club has an important event with a long tradition, and of course it will be very happy" The duo each brought a bottle of soju and began to pour it.

"The title is too long to fit in the title bar~" At this moment, Kamiyu suddenly spoke.

"Title bar?"

"Generally speaking, if the title is too long, it shows that you are not confident in the content of the show, because the content is too boring, so you want to use a long and awkward title to fool the past." Kamiyu's vomiting can be described as sharp and extraordinary, and the entire private room suddenly quieted down, "Moreover, it's obviously only the first time, how did it become a traditional activity?" ”

"It's a master, it's really sharp." (Okutavia, is Kamiyu right for you to say whatever she says?) ）

"History is made by us! From now on, that's the tradition. The words of the two seniors are obviously quibble, but no one will think to expose them at this time.

"Alright then!" Sha Yezi suddenly showed a smile with an aura of conspiracy, "So, first of all, let me confirm, there should be two or three sentences of 'sweet words must kill sentences', right?" ”

"Sweet words are nirvana?" Such a new name made everyone in the room look at each other blankly: "What's that?" ”

"Hmph," Sha Yezi sneered.

"It's a sentence that can make the opposite sex fascinated, and here I want to remind everyone that what you should pay attention to is that the idiomatic sentences that anyone can think of, such as "I love you" or something, must not be used, and the lines that can bring an unprecedented sense of impact to the opposite sex are 'sweet words and nirvana'! This is the basic of the basics of the sorority! ”

"Oh~~!" Everyone suddenly realized and admired, "I see, 'sweet words and sweet words' have such a profound meaning!" ”

"It's really funny" seems to think it's funny, Uld, while everyone is not paying attention, one by one balls of light fly towards everyone's body.

"If that's the case, Yingyi is very powerful~" At this moment, Beldandy suddenly spoke.

"Huh?" Not only the others, but even Mori Liying himself was stunned.

"I'm not going to say that." Yingyi whispered in Bell Dandy's ear in embarrassment.

"It's okay, just think about the first time we met"

Beldandy's smile made Ying Yi stunned slightly, and then responded with a warm smile, saying in an extremely gentle voice, "To a goddess like you, stay by my side forever"

Ping~

It was as if a gunshot rang out, and an invisible bullet shot straight into Beldandy's heart.

"Yes." Beldandy replied without hesitation.

"Wow~" Suddenly there was a whistle around him.

"Abominable sister," the poet Kurd's big eyes were tearful, and he bit a square scarf at the corner of his mouth. There seemed to be a crazy curse in his tone.

"Dismissed!" Just when the atmosphere was at its best, Sha Yezi suddenly shouted, "The scope of your 'sweet words and nirvana' is too small. ”

"yes."

"It's just that Bell Dandy's words really don't have any reference value."

"However, only Sister Beldandy is enough to be a winner in life."

"Next." Ignoring the discussion of the crowd, Sha Yezi seemed to be the person in charge of the entire party.

"Hmph," a smug sneer sounded from behind him, "At this time, it should be time for me to appear." ”

"Aojima!"

"Have you been resurrected?"

Aoshima straightened her collar, cleared her voice, and then spoke with a very refreshing smile.

"Oh? Yes! I thought it was a rose blooming, but it turned out to be you! ”

Ping~

As if a gunshot was heard, Hasegawa's face turned red, and he fell to the ground with smoke above his head.

"Captured, Hasegawa captured"

"Worthy of being a nobleman's green island"

"I said, Aojima," Sha Yazi commented with a cold face.

"It's not so much a 'sweet words that kill a sentence', it's better to be a cowherd, and those who are attacked by this kind of words are just some idiotic naïve girls and dusty girls who have gone through a lot of trouble."

Everyone looked back at Hasegawa, who was still on the ground, and it was obvious that this glasses lady could indeed only be regarded as an innocent girl.

"Next."

"It's my turn," Ould poured a sip of soju, his clothes looking messy and a seductive look with a drunken look. Lift your thighs slightly, revealing your silky sun-kissed skin.

"Na~ little brother, how about a drink together?"

"Oh~~~" Several young men in the private room suddenly had their blood surging, and the eyeballs that were about to fall out completely focused on Ould's thighs,

"Dismissed!" Sha Yezi knocked a paper fan on Ulde's head, "This is no longer a 'sweet talk nirvana', you are seducing!" ”

"Cut~" Ould took a sip unwillingly, then returned to the corner and began to pour wine.

However, as the event progressed, the atmosphere of the scene was unexpectedly mobilized.

"So, I'll be next!" Chihiro Fujimi, who was not willing to be lonely, came up.

"Everyone!" Sister Chihiro stepped on the coffee table with one foot and raised her chest with one fist.

"For the sake of the ideal, for the future of the automatic car department, everyone follow me!"

"Oooooo!!oo (The members of the automatic car club are excited)

"Eh" Sha Yezi couldn't help but cover her forehead, she didn't want to vomit anymore.

"That" At this moment, Kamiyu suddenly interrupted everyone's enthusiasm.

"Would I like to add a glass of ice cream?" An innocent smile, a sweet but not greasy voice, and longing eyes.

Ping~Ping~Ping~

Suddenly, a gunfire seemed to sound in everyone's ears.

"Yes, no problem" Chihiro looked at Kamiyu's eyes, as if her whole body was about to melt.

"I'm going to order it now, what do you want? What brand? You can as much as you want. Okutavia got up and rushed out the door.

"Mine is good for you," said Skurd, blushing, handing over the half-left ice cream in his hand.

"It's really unbearable."

"It's perfect," many members of the autopilot department began to echo.

"What is this invisible means of killing?" Sha Yazi looked at Kamiyu's appearance, and her eyelids jumped [It's just a child who is coquettish, I will never admit it!] Never admit it! 】

[It's too bad I didn't expect Kamiyu to have this kind of power] Ould now seems to understand what it means to eat the consequences of self-inflicted evil.

"Your face always feels like it smells good!" At this moment, Kamiyu, who appeared beside Sha Yazi at some point, said softly.

Ping~

At the end of the day, a gunshot echoed in the box for a long time.

"I will never admit that I am attracted to children," Shayoko fell to the ground

【Frightening natural pie】

'Doodoo~'

The phone rang in the private room.

"Hello" Since most of the people present could not fight, Beldandy had to pick up the microphone

"Uh-huh~ It's time, isn't it? "Delay" looked back at the people lying on the ground, I am afraid that I will not be able to wake up for a while.

"I'm sorry for you to extend until dawn, well, thank you very much."