Chapter 357: Eunuch Talk!
Everyone is waiting for the groom Han Feng's choice, choose Zhao Feifei first or Tang Yue'er first - this is the crazy brother's housework, and no one can make the decision for him.
The snow leopard under him also seemed to feel the embarrassment, and turned his head and gently touched Han Feng's hand.
Wu Hongjun led the drum band, and stopped at the fork in a daze - both sides are the main mother, who dares to make a decision?
For a disciple of the Heavenly Sect, both of them are the wives of the sect masters, and they both have the same respect. But you can't let the owner of the door welcome two brides at the same time, right? Left or right, it can only be handed over to the master of the sect, and none of the disciples can afford to mix!
As for the four pets, the snow mastiff is biased towards Zhao Feifei, and the snow leopard likes Tang Yue'er the most, and for a while, he didn't know where to go, so he could only turn anxiously around the intersection, but they all set their eyes on Han Feng.
Seeing that the captain encountered obstacles on the way to greet his relatives, the best men of the "Hades Team" were the most enthusiastic. Wang Long and Cao Bo said that Tang and Zhao were only more than 20 meters away from the fork in the road. In view of such terrain, they can each bring a team of best men, and have the confidence to rush into the two families at the same time, break through the heavy access control set by the mother's family at the same time, and snatch the two brides into the sedan chair at the same time.
At the end, the two also swore that this was the most important and meaningful battle in the team's history, and they would "resolutely complete the mission"!
In the face of such crazy subordinates, the groom captain could only roll his eyes, saying that this would be the last plan of the wedding plan, and it would never be available until the time when the donkey skills were exhausted!
The most calm in the team are still two little flower girls.
Chen Dan guessed that he would go to Feifei's mother's house first, and Xiaojin was very sure that he would definitely welcome Yue'er's mother out first. The two did not give in to each other and simply played the final.
The game of "rock-paper-scissors" went from best-of-three to best-of-five, and then upgraded to best-of-nine and best-of-twenty-two...... And there are all kinds of tricks and disobedience. It seems that there is quite a bit of a way to extend this game to the old days - in short, no one will admit defeat.
As for the marriage of certain people - does it matter if I have my face?
Han Feng watched the mountains and flowers along the way, listened to the drums, surrounded his subordinates, and sat on top of the pure snow leopard. All I had in my mind was what might happen in the cave room tonight. At a time when all the body and mind are invested in imagination, how can you expect that the road built by your own family will be put on the side?
If she goes to marry Zhao Feifei first, Sister Yue'er will naturally not care. But at this juncture of the heaviest dà in life, if you say that you don't have any mustard in your heart, I'm afraid it's not realistic;
If you pick up Sister Yue'er first, according to Zhao Feifei's temperament, most of them won't say anything, but the night in the cave room, can it be as simple as you imagined...... Probably, probably, definitely not!
If Lao Tzu is now in the incarnation stage of cultivation, how good would it be? If you are divided into two, there will be no such troubles! With the improvement of vigilance, it is divided into four to hundreds of millions, and Lao Tzu can see how many human scenery and how many beautiful thighs!
The snow leopard under him let out a low roar, and only then did a certain groom who had fallen into a meditative state wake up, and quickly made a deep reflection with his brows furrowed, and sighed secretly in his heart:
On such an important day, at such an important intersection, buddy is actually distracted?! It seems that the collapse of the Heavenly Dao really began in the hearts of the people......
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Not only did he and Han hesitate at the fork, but the two brides were also looking forward to it in a panic in their respective home centers.
Tang Yue'er is okay, she is calm and thoughtful by nature. Although he had already heard the sound of drums, he couldn't wait to cover his head, and he could only see his tangled and clenched hands, but he had been silently estimating the time and distance of the arrival of the enemy.
I guess I've passed the little gazebo...... Next up is Sandaowan...... Well, it's time to get to the slate beach......
Sister Yue'er listened to the distance of the drum music while comparing the routes in her mind one by one.
After the stone beach, I will almost arrive at my house - I will become his daughter-in-law who will marry home in a sedan chair!
Sister Yue'er was overjoyed in her heart, and was about to fold her hands to thank Guanyin Bodhisattva, when she suddenly felt that although the drum music that had been coming slowly was not broken, it stopped not far from home!
Tang Yue'er was silent, there was a three-way street!
I see.
Tang Yue'er's heart swelled with a faint gloom, but it quickly dissipated.
Anyway, let's see how that guy solves the problem of which one to go to first!
If you go to Feifei's house first, you can't spare him that night!
As soon as she thought of the night, she would have a big battle with real swords and guns, and it was no longer the so-called "exercise" of the false phoenix and fake phoenix before, Sister Yue'er was hot and soft, and she couldn't calm down anymore......
Like Tang Yue'er, Zhao Feifei has always been restless.
Although she has been prepared from the moment the drums are playing, this girl is rarely sitting in the room honestly, but she is also quite demure and dignified. It's just that the questions that kept popping up from her mouth revealed Director Zhao's thoughts:
"What? It's been so long to get to Slate Beach? Is that guy a snail? Even if you climb, it's time to climb in front of me! ”
The little sisters who were in charge of watching from the window immediately told her that this Han Feng had brought a large group of people here, and there were two or three hundred people. It doesn't seem to be a kiss, but a bit like a kiss.
Zhao Feifei raised his eyebrows and shouted: "He dares!" "Just tear off the hijab and go out to reason with Han Feng in person. Finally, under the persuasion of the sisters on the grounds of "tearing off the hijab is unlucky", they were a little quieter.
"They're at the fork!" A sister with faint freckles cried softly.
What the? On such a heavy day, you dare to stop at my door and don't hurry in to greet your relatives, is it challenging my patience?
Zhao Feifei was suddenly furious: Could it really be that in ancient times, Dayu controlled the water and looked at the door of the house without entering, and today Han Feng married a wife but blatantly pretended to be dead?
It's really uncles and aunts who can't bear it! So what do you have to endure?
Zhao Feifei stretched out his hand and pulled the hijab, lost the phoenix crown, and let the Xia curtain still sway on his shoulders, he had already shouted urgently:
"It's a sister, just follow me! Let's go and castrate that stinky man who has the heart and the courage to forget his feelings today! ”
The little sisters were shocked, and they couldn't help it when they joined hands with the old mothers who were in charge of explaining the etiquette next to them, so they had to watch the bride hold the murder weapon, gritted her teeth and opened the door and rushed downstairs!
Poor crazy brother, who has no ability to predict Allah's divine thoughts, how can he know that the delicate bride who has spent countless heavenly treasures to cultivate is hesitant because of himself. Dengshi has become a rampaging killer who destroys human nature!
PS: Crazy brother got married today, and received two big red envelopes from "Wei Aining ★" and "Wandering Soul Liangliang", which should be offered with candy. I specially commissioned Xiaomeng to add a change at 10 o'clock tonight to thank the guests!
The second worship of the high church......