Chapter 163: A Psychologist Who Can't Afford to Hurt

Meng Ting is only twenty-five or sixteen years old this year, she has just changed from a girl to a young woman, and she can even be called a beautiful young woman. Moreover, young women who have given birth to children have very large breasts. Comrade Li Erdan's colored eyes swept back and forth on his sister Mengting, and finally rested on Mengting's towering chest very shamelessly, and this nose with a keen sense of smell could even smell a ...... taste.

Erdan stared at Meng Ting so red, and he was embarrassed to look at other girls.

In the minds of the villagers of Xiaoli Village, Erdan is a pervert image! peeking at the king's widow's bath, the whole village knew about it; Peeking at Mengru's bath, not many people know about it, but Mengru's sister Mengting definitely knows.

Meng Ting suddenly felt that she had "lured the wolf into the room".

Erdan smiled, "It's really fake, you don't want me to really want it." I think this table is pretty good. I'm embarrassed to ask for free, so you can make a price. ”

"You're already a big tyrant, what's the use of breaking the table? You Li Erdan won't still be a thief to our family, right? Meng Ting said angrily, obviously dissatisfied with the second egg Chiguoguo just now.

Just like Meng Ting said, what is the use of a broken table? Do you take it home and burn it as firewood? Or do you want to treasure it and take a look at it when you miss Mengru? If you choose one of the two answers, you can only choose the second one, that is, Li Erdan has a bad idea for Mengru, and the nature of the pervert is also exposed.

"Sister Mengting, you misunderstood me. I, Li Erdan, also have a girlfriend. I never had the idea of hitting your sister. You see I'm so handsome, what kind of girlfriend can't I find! I'm not blowing it, my girlfriend pulls out one at random, and it's all at the level of stunning beauties. Erdan said proudly, suddenly dumbfounded, eh, there seems to be something wrong with what he just said.

Meng Ting was stunned and hurriedly asked, "Huh? A local tyrant is a local tyrant, so how many girlfriends do you have? ”

The second egg sweated profusely, and he wanted to go back in time and take back the second half of what he just said.

After all, Erdan is Erdan, not only can he fight, he can cure diseases and save people, but he is also a natural talent in crisis public relations, I saw that he suddenly had a bitter face, sighed, and said to Mengting: "Tell you the truth, Sister Mengting, I don't have a girlfriend now." Don't look at me as a bit rich and handsome now, but I used to be a dick, and I also counterattacked for a few years. My first girlfriend hated the poor and loved the rich, so she kicked me in less than half a year after we dated and found a rich man who was older than her father. Since then, I, Li Erdan, swear to Tianming that I will work hard, and I will make my ex-girlfriend regret her original choice. After my hard work, I made a lot of money, and I received thousands of dollars every day. ”

Meng Ru sneered, "Yo, what are you doing to make so much money?" It can't be earned in a dream, right? ”

"Be a beggar!" Erdan's voice was loud, and he didn't feel ashamed at all.

Meng Ting burst out laughing, amused by the second egg, "Hahaha, go on, go on." ”

Erdan's face turned stern, and he pretended to be dissatisfied, "Is it so funny?" Sister Mengting, I sue you, you must not look down on beggars, being a beggar is really profitable! A lot of beggars' income can throw you college graduates off eight main roads. Do you know Etokyo Castle Road? ”

"You know, what's wrong?" Meng Ting.

"There is a professional beggar on Jingcheng Road, known as the Kowtow Emperor in the rivers and lakes, he takes a dozen little beggars to beg together, and he can earn one or two million a year. I've heard of a beggar who went to the plane begging on a plane with a crazy 7 mobile phone, a Patek Philippe gold watch, and an Armani watch. And ......"

Meng Ting couldn't help but laugh and said, "Don't talk about others, what about you?" And your girlfriends. ”

"Oh, well! I made a lot of money as a beggar, and then I had a girlfriend. My second girlfriend is amazing, a college student at Jiangdong University, who looks pure and beautiful, loved by everyone, and blooms in flowers. I was so happy that I couldn't sleep for a month. I had a good relationship with her, and we agreed that we would get married after she graduated from college. However, after graduation, she insisted on studying in Millican, and asked me to pay for her. I didn't think there was any harm in studying abroad, and I did have a little money on me, so I sent her out to study. As a result, she almost didn't me off, she never came back after studying abroad, and lied me of more than a million before and after. Broken hearts, since then, will never love again. ”

After Erdan finished speaking, he looked at Meng Ting intently, wanting to see her reaction.

Meng Ting didn't react, and squeezed her eyes at Erdan, "Go on." I think you have a story behind you. ”

"Uh, what's the matter, you don't believe it?" Two eggs.

"Believe, of course, you hurry on. I'm waiting to hear the story. "Mengting.

Erdan sweated profusely, thought for a while, and then said nonsense: "Although my second girlfriend broke up with me, I don't blame her, because she is a college student at a prestigious university, and I am just a beggar." Later, I continued to work hard and participated in various training institutions, such as MBA, EMBA, NBA, CBA, etc., and applied for a lot of them. By chance, I met a lot of local tyrant friends in the training class, and they took me to make a fortune, and then I also became a local tyrant. Then I had my third girlfriend. ”

"Uh-huh, go on." Meng Ting.

Erdan always felt that Meng Ting didn't believe his words, but he had to continue to pull down, "The third girlfriend is an eternal pain in my heart." Erdan said and wiped a handful of tears on his eyes again, there was a fart tear, but it didn't matter, just make a show, and said: "A month ago, my third girlfriend died of leukemia. We were supposed to get married at the end of this year! ”

Suddenly, Comrade Li Erdan squatted on the ground and "howled", it was too into the play. Fortunately, Yuting, Xiaoqing, and Shishi are not there, and the so-called three girlfriends in Li Erdan's words are clearly insinuating the three daughters!

Li Erdan entered the play, but Mengting laughed, she said: "Li Erdan, the story is very exciting, but is it interesting to lie?" Do you think you can fool a psychoanalyst by telling a lie? ”

Erdan raised his head sharply and exclaimed, "Shenma? Psychology expert? ”

"Yes, it's a psychologist. None of your Li Erdan's words of defense are true, your subtle body movements, your eyes, and your expressions all betray you. You lie to cover up. Do you know what you're trying to hide? "Mengting, looks like a professional psychology expert.