Zhang Kunpeng killed two taels of wine in one go, accompanied him first, and then said very funny: "Malegobi, it has withered for so many years, and now I have an impulse when I see a woman."

"Do you Zhang Kunpeng still lack women? One a night, it's enough for you to queue for a year and a half! Zhang Dasheng also said obscenely.

A bunch of birds were together, and they were pulled back and forth and pulled to the woman.

"Dr. Li Erdan won't let me touch women now, I'll put up with it." Zhang Kunpeng said very aggrieved.

Wang Long, who had not spoken, spoke: "Zhang Kunpeng, the woman didn't talk, and then told your story." We don't know anything about you yet. ”

"Uh, good." Zhang Kunpeng took a chicken leg and tore it, and told his story while eating, they were all brothers, and there was nothing to see or see, "At the age of fifteen, I left my hometown, I remember that in 198X, Zhang Liangliang Wang Long, you two little children are estimated not to have been born yet, Li Bin is at most two or three years old." Love, poor place, I don't want to stay for a second, I have to suffocate to death if I stay any longer. I went to the Northeast, the capital, and then all the way to the south, Shanghai, and Guangdong Province, and I stayed in each place for a while. Basically, I've stepped on the whole of China, but I haven't been to the southwest. At that time, I was poor and had no money to take a car. What should I do if I don't have money to take a car? You can't walk on your feet! Lao Tzu picks up the train and pulls coal, you should all know it. Once I picked up a train, a train from the Northeast, I originally wanted to go to Lu Province, but it ended up pulling me to where I went, do you know? Malegobi, and finally pulled me to Sichuan Province. What's even more infuriating is that I met a beggar in the carriage, the old kind, the old beggar. The old beggar wanted to insult me while I was sleeping, and took my pants off. Don't look at how I look now, when I was a child, I was still very white, in today's words, it was called 'village grass'. Fortunately, I had a knife on me, and I stabbed it into the beggar's thigh, and then I pushed the old beggar off the train, and I don't know if he fell to his death. ……”

Zhang Kunpeng's story is enough to open a book, and it will stop at the end of the click, so that everyone can have a rational understanding of him. This guy is a man with a story.

Erdan said that he could arrive in ten minutes, but it took fifteen minutes to arrive.

When Erdan joined the feast, the scene was not so strict, and everyone talked about some happy things.

The second egg brought up the "treasure chest", an aluminum alloy suitcase. The baby is not at ease when it is placed in the car, and the baby is hundreds of millions of dollars.

"Brother Erdan, you're late! Three glasses of wine. Zhang Liangliang was the first to coax.

"You have to be punished for drinking." Li Bin.

"Three glasses is a bit less, isn't it?" Zhang Kunpeng, "At least three bottles." ”

"Holy, three bottles?" Zhang Dasheng, "My bottle of Wuliangye is more than 10,000 yuan!" ”

"Yo Yo, look at your cowardice, what the boss, the beggar in your bones hasn't been diluted yet, right!? I am invited by Zhang Kunpeng today, and I am happy to spend more. Lao Zhang, you bring ten bottles of the best wine in your store first. ”

"You girl, please! In my shop, it's your turn to be treated. Wine, as much as I drink, it counts as mine. I don't hide it, it's all good wine. "Zhang Dasheng.

Erdan is not afraid of drinking at all! Eight out of ten bottles are no pressure. But before drinking, Erdan reminded Zhang Kunpeng: "Zhang Kunpeng, we drink today, but you can't drink." ”

"Uh, I can't drink it for Mao?"

"Haha, who made you Brother Wither." Two eggs.

Everyone burst into laughter, and Zhang Kunpeng's old face turned red into a monkey's buttocks.

"Lao Zhang, don't worry, I'll ask the waiter to bring a few bottles of drinks. Do you like to drink Coke? Or orange juice? Or Sprite? "Zhang Dasheng.

"Lao Tzu, drink drink, drink boiled water." Zhang Kunpeng was very unhappy.

In any case, Zhang Kunpeng is a hidden disease, so he has to be cautious.

Erdan sat between Zhang Liangliang and Wang Long, and among the six people, they were the youngest.

"Brother Erdan, what kind of treasure do you have in this suitcase?" Wang Lung asked.

"Alas, you're really right, I have hundreds of millions of treasures here! Come, open your eyes so that you can grow long. You can pick any of the things I specify, and all of them are more than a million. ”

Zhang Kunpeng, who was opposite Erdan, stood up and ran behind Erdan. Zhang Dasheng and Li Bin also got closer.

The suitcase was placed on the table, the lock was a combination lock, and the second egg was poured for a few seconds before it was opened.

The top jadeite neatly placed in the box caught everyone's eyes, the green was dazzling, the green was intoxicating, and the green was refreshing.

Zhang Kunpeng stretched out his big hand and wanted to take out a string of necklaces to take a look.

With a snap, the second egg slapped Zhang Kunpeng's hand.

"Take the hooves away. It's not worth the if you dirt it for me. The second egg was angry, and said very seriously.

Zhang Dasheng's eyes were fixed on the jade bracelet, he said: "Erdan, does this jade bracelet have a pair of your sister-in-law?" We've got a word in the first place! ”

"I'll talk about it later. Now I'm going to give you one for each of you. Then he added, "Wait a minute, I'll have to think about it first." ”

I like other people's things the most, the more expensive the better.

Erdan's eyes swept over the dazzling jade ornaments two or three times, and suddenly sighed, "Alas, it's all good things!" I'm a little reluctant to give it away. What can I do about this? ”

Zhang Kunpeng was not happy at first, "You guy, you said you would send it, but you can't talk about it." ”

Zhang Kunpeng has never been interested in gold and silver jewelry, he said that there is a kind of friendship in it, brotherly love. In Zhang Kunpeng's opinion, he and Erdan have not been strong for a long time, but in his heart, he already regards Erdan as a good buddy, the kind that can block knives for each other.

Wang Lung said to Zhang Kunpeng: "Such a valuable thing, you are embarrassed to ask for it!" Besides, you are a big bachelor, wearing jade, there is no shame in losing it. ”

"Damn, you little Wang Long insults people and has to have a same! Lao Tzu will get married this year and become a father next year. I can give the jade to my future daughter-in-law. ”

"Hey, you're getting married! How about Lao Tzu being your best man then? "Wang Lung.

"You don't look good, I'm going to let Erdan be my best man." Zhang Kunpeng.

"Brother Erdan will be your best man, it's very dangerous, if you're not careful, your daughter-in-law will run away with him." Wang Lung.

……

Erdan sat down solemnly, waved his big hand, asked everyone to stop talking, and then pointed a few jade ornaments with his fingers, "Jade earrings, jade wrench, jade ring, jade bracelet." You can choose any of these four things. Don't be polite to me until I change my mind. ”

The conversation stopped abruptly, and everyone stared at each other to pick out what they liked.

Zhang Kunpeng didn't even think about it, and chose a jade wrench.