Chapter 1237 The Consequences of Groping Your Crotch

Listening to Li Miao's narration, Feng Yulin's face became more and more solemn, and Feng Xiaoyu's face was indeed more and more pleased, the reason why it caused such a big contrast was very simple, Feng Yulin felt that this matter completely shocked him, and Feng Xiaoyu felt that his man was too handsome.

"As for the grudge between me and the hidden Zuo Longmen, the head of the wind should have a little understanding, so I won't go into details, otherwise I won't be able to finish talking about it in the past three days and three nights, hehe." Li Miao laughed self-deprecatingly, he also felt that he had said enough, and he was telling the truth, he was already very worthy of Feng Yulin, at least he didn't hide anything.

Feng Yulin was also very interested, and he didn't ask any more, he knew that Li Miao would not do anything harmful to the Crane Spirit Gate, on the contrary, with Li Miao's protection, even if the Bingque Gate was looking for trouble, there was no need to be as worried as before.

"Mr. Li, I'll put on your makeup." Feng Xiaoyu had already taken the paintbrush in his hand and stood beside Li Miao, for some reason, although the two knew that after the makeup was over, it would mean that they would be temporarily separated from each other, but they were still looking forward to the time of makeup, because they could gaze at each other, without distractions, and feel the most beautiful time that was exclusive to the two of them.

After putting on makeup, Feng Yulin also hid out with a conscience, it seems that he also knows that when a light bulb is sometimes forced to be helpless, but knowingly committing a crime, but he is an ignorant light bulb, and he may be knocked to death.

A white sedan speeding down the avenue is so unscrupulous, but every once in a while, the car will shake in some situations, especially in this high-speed driving situation, it is indeed a bit dangerous.

"Woo woo woo." In the trunk of the car, there was another whining sound, accompanied by a moderate sway, which made the driver slow down.

"Master, the two things in the trunk are dangling back and forth, I don't dare to drive fast, but drive slowly, I won't be able to go back to the Liehu Gate before dark, what can I do." The driver slowed down as he pulled the car closer to the side of the road.

As everyone knows, the Taoist priest didn't hear the driver's words, because he was about to fall asleep, such a comfortable human bed, even if he didn't want to sleep, his body would involuntarily fall asleep.

"What, what do you say, yawn." The Taoist priest yawned in a daze, and turned his face to the left rear of the driver's car.

"I said master, the person in the trunk is not honest, I can't drive fast, otherwise it will be easy to have an accident, but we can't spend too much time on the road." The driver repeated his words again.

The Taoist priest smacked his mouth and touched the few thighs pressed under his body, which suddenly made the three cultivators feel the urge to tighten up with chrysanthemums, and even they wanted to throw the Taoist priest out of the window, after all, the taste of being touched by a man on his thighs was even more uncomfortable than slaughtering himself.

"You three, do you have any great ideas?" The Taoist priest also threw this difficult question to the three cultivators, because they all had an idea, but he decided to combine it with the ideas of others, after all, everyone gathered firewood and the flame was high.

The inner world of the three cultivators struggled for a while, although they could make suggestions, but in this case, their legs were numb, and their bodies and minds were crazy, how could they calmly participate in the discussion.

"Hurry up, what great ideas do you three have!" The Taoist priest thought that the three cultivators didn't know their words very clearly, and they also touched them with their hands, but because he was lying on his stomach, he could only touch others by feeling, so this touch didn't matter, the Taoist priest actually touched the crotch of cultivator B in a ghostly way.

"Ouch!" Maybe it's because cultivators pay attention to cultivating their outer bodies but neglect to cultivate their fragile crotch, or maybe it's because cultivators have been pure-hearted for a long time, don't marry or marry, and don't even fight planes for the sake of cultivation.

Hearing a bang, Cultivator B's head hit the roof of the car hard, and in the same way, the Taoist priest did not have the protection of the terminal power, and he was also flipped to the ground of the car seat at once, and his butt hit the ground first, plus he rolled around, not to mention the pain.

What's even more tragic is that when he saw this scene, the driver's first reaction was to brake suddenly, it didn't matter if he braked or not, as soon as he braked, the three cultivators were quick to catch the handle or the back of the car, and the Taoist priest under the seat of the car didn't have such a fast reaction ability, so under the effect of inertia, the Taoist hit the metal under the front seat of the car, and the pain almost went crazy on the spot.

"Master, are you okay?" The driver hurriedly stabilized the car, jumped out of the car and opened the back door to check the situation of the Taoist, and the three cultivators also knew that they had done something wrong, so they hurriedly lifted the Taoist priest carefully to the back seat.

"You guys, you useless shit! Bastards, shits, shits, all fucking assholes. The Taoist priest scolded unbridledly, and the anger in his heart had nowhere to vent.

"Woo woo woo." In the trunk of the car, the voices of the landlady and the landlady uncle came out at an inopportune time, which completely aroused the emotions of the Taoist priest.

"Pull these dogs out of me, I'm going to teach them a hard lesson!" The Taoist priest also sprinkled all his anger on the uncle and aunt, after all, he wanted to send it to the cultivators, and he didn't dare, at most, he was quick to talk about it, and he wanted the Taoist priest to beat them, and he didn't dare to do it if he borrowed the ten guts of the Taoist priest.

As soon as the Taoist priest's order was issued, everyone was silent, as if they were stunned, and the Taoist priest saw their indifferent appearance, struggled to get up, and despite the hot pain in his buttocks, he got out of the car alone, and then staggered to the back of the car, ready to open the trunk.

"Master, there is a camera around here, it is impossible to open the trunk, otherwise let others see it, and we will be exposed." The driver also kindly reminded him.

The Taoist priest was furious and slapped the trunk hard, it seemed that he was quite annoyed, and he didn't even give a chance to find a soft persimmon to vent!

"Master, you better get in the car quickly, let's rush back as soon as possible, won't the problem be solved?" The driver also knows that without further ado, if the traffic police come and have to check the car, it will be really troublesome.

The roots of the Taoist priest's teeth itched with hatred, and he glared angrily at the three cultivators behind him, and said fiercely: "You three find a way to go back by yourself, don't be a nuisance in front of me!" ”

After saying that, the Taoist got into the car in a rage, and then lay on the back seat alone, waiting for the car to start again.