Chapter 2 The Tsundere Grandma
Cheng Weixi was awakened by the pain around him. How many years has she not been so badly injured?
When he was nine years old, his parents died of a gas explosion, and his house, furniture, and clothes were ...... Everything was destroyed by fire.
She was homeless and precarious, and she wanted to work as a child laborer to make a living, but she accidentally entered an underground boxing stadium as a waitress and had no way out.
For a long time, she was the object of other people's anger, obviously she didn't provoke anyone, but she had to be taken out from time to time to teach a lesson.
She thought that she would be beaten to death by a bullying in this life, but she didn't expect that a counterattack that broke the net and pulled a cushion on the verge of death was discovered by the boss of the boxing stadium Her talent in punching and kicking.
After that, she learned boxing for six years, and injuries were commonplace, until she became the best of her age.
It's just pain, and you won't die, just endure it.
She slowly opened her eyes, and then froze.
An antique stepping bed comes into view, the long curtain pours down from the top of the bed, the moon-white material, embroidered with a silver-white pattern in the shape of a tiger charm, the pattern is elegant and light, at first glance it is not very conspicuous, but mixed with silver thread, slightly adjust the angle, and the light and shadow flow.
The quilt on the body is also soft and warm, pink-white material, with a few plain white cloud patterns floating in the dark.
Through the faint candle flame, Cheng Weixi looked to his side.
This is a small room, with wooden bookcases, incense tables, and a Bogu cabinet behind a huge screen, scattered with some porcelain and jade ornaments of ordinary color.
Everything is a dark color, in the light and shadow of the candle flame, it is cold and warm.
Between this alternation of cold and warm, the tiger talisman pattern engraved on the wall is outlined.
The tiger talisman has been a soldier's thing since ancient times, could it be that this is the general's mansion?
Cheng Weixi rubbed his head, wasn't he the bride who was sacrificed to the mountain god?
Who is this? Where is this? Could it be that you have crossed by yourself?
The door outside the screen was pushed open, and a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl walked in, with beautiful eyebrows, but her expression was not pleasant, her chin was slightly raised, and her eyes were above the top.
Seeing that Cheng Weixi woke up, he didn't pounce on him and cry and shout, "Miss, you're finally awake", nor did he sneeringly say, "Why aren't you a slut dead".
He just ignored it, walked to the corner by himself, put away the tattered bridal dress and a few lumps of blood-stained gauze piled up there in a wooden basin, and turned indifferently and walked out.
Cheng Weixi, who was neglected, felt unbearable. She sat up, endured the dizziness of her head, and called out to the little girl: "Who's-"
The little girl turned her head, and before Cheng Weixi could speak, she said like a machine gun: "Do you want to ask who you are? Do you want to ask where this is? What dynasty? Do you still want to know who I am? And why did you come here? Can you go back?"
Cheng Weixi was stunned. What was the reason for the girl's impatience? And, did she know how to read minds?
The little girl held the wooden basin with her left hand and waist, crossed her waist with her right hand, and her whole body was full of "I'm very troubled" and "I don't welcome you".
She snorted, "You're still you, so don't ask me who you are, I don't know you, how do I know." This is the Jianqing Palace of Chouhua Mountain, the residence of Emperor Shengyi, that is, the ugly and rustic "mountain god" in your mouth. ”
"The dynasty is still your era, but in a different space. As for me, I'm in charge of watching you brides for the first two days of your arrival, and you can call me Sister Chenying, even though I'm old enough to be your grandmother. Don't try to tell me to do the work, bring the tea and pour the water by yourself. ”
"As for why you're here? It's all a misunderstanding, the emperor never wanted a bride, it's all your own ghosts. Oh, and you can still go back! In the past 7,000 years, countless brides have been left behind, and those who love to stay will be a maid, and those who don't like to stay will go back, but they can't leave until the emperor comes back. OK?”
This grandmother would even say "OK".
Cheng Weixi was a little nervous. There seemed to be a big bell ringing in my ears, and it shook my head.
The Emperor's Immortal Mansion under the cliff? What kind of door did she cross over, and she actually ran into the myth.
After Chen Ying finished speaking, he turned his head and muttered as he walked: "It's enough, I have to come here every once in a while, you don't bother, I explain it myself, don't ask me if the emperor is handsome, whimsically I really want to be an emperor's wife......"
Explaining the same reason to different people for more than 7,000 years is really disturbing. Cheng Weixi expressed his deep understanding.
But when she first arrived, she was dizzy, and there were still many unclear things in her heart, and she urgently needed to explore the answers. Then he shouted: "Dusty ...... Sister. ”
Chenying turned her head impatiently: "What else do you want to ask? I have said everything that should be said, and if you want to know anything else, stay a few more days, and you will naturally know." Don't bother me! Stay here, don't move around, don't get me in trouble!"
Cheng Weixi couldn't help but smile bitterly. With this attitude, it is estimated that Grandma Taizu will not be kind and answer her questions.
She tilted her head, swallowed thousands of questions into her stomach, and said casually: "There is another question of life and death, where is the toilet?"
Chenying almost frowned into one: "Get out of this door, turn right, go through the corridor, meet a big tree and turn right again, and walk along the stone road to the end." It doesn't matter, I won't accompany you anyway, you look for it, you will find it. When I went to the toilet, I came back quickly, and I was not allowed to walk around, you know?"
After saying that, he pushed the door and went out without looking back.
Cheng Weixi rolled over and got out of bed. On her body are the black half-sleeves and black sweatpants she wore when she was stunned.
Thanks to the protection of the bride's wedding dress, this garment was not very damaged, but the exposed skin was covered with bruises and black and red wounds, and the wounds seemed to be coated with a transparent ointment, and the slightest coolness offset the pain.
The head was a little dizzy, like a hangover, and the table and incense table in front of me also twisted around.
Cheng Weixi slowed down for a moment and slowly walked out the door.
Pushing open the two wooden doors, it was already dark outside, and under the yellowish moonlight, a beautiful scenery came into view.
The tall trees and dwarf flowers, in full bloom, stretch the layers of petals into a graceful posture.
The breeze blows the flowers, the flowers dye the moonlight, that is, the falling flowers and the moon are all over the ground, and the dark fragrance and clear shadow float.
A thin cobblestone path, leading to the flowers, under the tall trees to the end, a red lacquer swing stands quietly, the evening breeze blows, like a pair of invisible hands, caressing the hemp rope on both sides of the swing, setting off a slight ripple.
Raising his eyes and looking at the room behind him, the wooden railing and paper windows seemed to have multiple rooms connected together, lined up in a long line, holding the bright moonlight, simple and neat.
There is a plaque hanging on the eaves, engraved with vigorous and stretched big characters: Tongchen Zhai.
I think it is taken from the same dust with the light, and the time Shu roll, the intention is not to show the edge, and there is no dispute with the world.
Is it the residence of the Emperor of Shengyi?
Cheng Weixi took a deep breath.
It turned out that the "mountain god" really existed.
It turns out that he never asked for a human bride.
It turns out that she can go back!
It seems that it is not yet time to die in this life. I couldn't help but be a little excited.
Off topic:
Grandma Chenying is not happy, this group of stupid human beings, if they have nothing to do, they will throw down a bride, and anyone who has to explain the same thing to a similar face every once in a while will collapse. Do you want to buy a bat next time and beat the bride back the way she came?