【035】Do you want to eat roast wolf or roast fox?

The corners of the mouth twitched for a long time, and I really didn't know what to say!

And the little star children's shoes are very resolute in their suicidal intentions today, the rope has not been thrown up for a long time, and after it scratches the wolf's head a few times in distress, it quickly runs up from the tree next to it! Then sit on top of the branches, grasp the ends of the rope, and laboriously tie the knot with your two front paws! While tying the knot, I watched Jun Jinglan, and the meaning to be expressed was very clear!

- Master Xing told you, I'm not alive today!

Yu Taihuang swallowed his saliva, I heard that some kinds of wolves can't climb trees, obviously Xiaoxing belongs to the category that can climb trees! After looking at it for a while, he turned his head and glanced at Jun Jinglan: "Are you sure you just let it go...... Suicide? "It's suicide, right? Although in my past life and in this life, I have never heard of an animal that can't think of it!

Jun Jinglan just smiled, his hands around his chest, and a pair of narrow and charming eyes watched it move without any emotion. But if you look closely, there seems to be a flame beating in his eyes, and he is obviously not in a good mood!

Little Star finally tied the rope, and glanced at his master with a wolf face, and saw that there seemed to be a little unhappy in his eyes, and his heart was a little unhappy. But the rope was on the tree, and he had to hang it, and after going down from the tree slowly, his hind hooves kicked on the stone, his body was ninety degrees perpendicular to the ground, and his two front paws were tied to the rope, and he turned the wolf's head to look at Jun Jinglan, with a serious expression - if you don't pull me, I'm really going to die!

I don't know what Lu Dao is for, looking at Xiaoxing's look of seeking death and life, Tan Taihuang, who has never liked to meddle in things, actually feels like he is about to kill people at this moment, no...... The feeling of wolf life. coughed, and said to Jun: "Do you want it, cough...... To save it? ”

As soon as she said this, she did not get any response from Jun Jinglan. Not only did he not say anything to stop the little star, but he slowly closed his eyes and closed his eyes to recuperate, as if he was going to completely ignore the animal that he couldn't think of!

Seeing this, Xiaoxing let out a "whoop" in disbelief, pulled the rope a little closer to him, put it around his neck, and almost kicked the stone under his feet to hang himself! - I'm telling you, I'm really going to die, and you'll never see me again!

When he was thinking about whether he would persuade him again and save this funny animal, Jun's lazy voice had slowly sounded: "Woman, do you want to eat roast wolf or burn fox?" When it's hanged, we can have a romantic late-night snack tonight. The chef of this prince, the skill of roasting meat, is very good! ”

When the little star heard this, he rolled his eyes and fell back! With his stomach facing the sky, his four hooves spread out in the shape of a paralyzed corpse...... Looks like I'm dizzy!

A certain woman was speechless. The first thought in my heart, this animal is really funny! Second thought, this demon is so ruthless!

However, the little star was so dizzy, but Jun's anger did not disappear. Glancing coldly at a certain star master who was paralyzed, he said coolly: "It seems that you don't have to hang yourself to die, Dongli, just take it to roast!" ”

As soon as the words fell, a man in black fell on the roof, a "yes" word was still stuck in his throat and was not spoken, and the little star who was paralyzed on the ground sat up with a carp, and quickly rushed to the front of his master, put aside the grudge with the Taihuang for the time being, ran around in front of Jun Jinglan and jumped around, stretched out his front paws and stretched out his hind hooves - Xing Ye is very strong, Xing Ye is in good health, Xing Ye is not dead yet, there is no need to roast!

The corners of Dongli's lips twitched slightly, and the face under the veil would not smile.

The phoenix looked at the sky speechlessly!

Jun Jinglan swept it lightly: "What is the truth of today's knowledge?" ”

Xing Ye looked serious, thought for a while, stretched out his front paws and quickly pointed to the rope, and quickly shook his head. - I'm never going to hang myself again!

"Wrong! I want to tell you, never take yourself too seriously. In this world, without anyone, it is all the same. You want to die, no one has ever stopped you! Got it? Jun Jinglan said coldly, and his face was cold. His long black hair spread out to the hem of his lilac shirt, and the sides of the black hair were his beautiful and elegant silhouette. The lines are cold and the complexion is light.

Tan Taihuang was suffocated when she heard this, she also understood this truth. Never take yourself too seriously, you think you are important, but in the minds of others, you may not really be that important. But these words were said by a person like him, who holds the power of life and death in the world, with such a cold expression. Is it too open-minded, or is it ...... What have you experienced?

With Xiaoxing's IQ, naturally he can't understand Jun Jinglan's profound philosophy! But the last sentence wants to die, no one will stop it, it understands! He sniffled and cried...... The owner actually said this, it was so sad for the wolf......

"Woo woo woo ......"

He consciously took a few steps back and disappeared into the night.

And Jun Jinglan was silent for a while, and then returned to his lazy and careless appearance. He glanced at the Tang Taihuang who was looking at him with a complicated expression, and smiled maliciously: "The princess looks at this prince like this, is she in love with this prince?" ”

"You're thinking too much!" This man can't give a good face at all, and he kicks his nose in the face as soon as he gives it!

It seemed that she had expected that she would not have anything good to say, but Jun Jinglan didn't care, and wiped his nails boringly, and asked, "What did you just ask Ye?" ”

"Huh?" Yutai Huang was stunned for a moment.

It was rare to see her in a daze, he smiled in a good mood, and said angrily: "Before the little star hanged himself, what did you want to ask?" With your IQ, I don't know how that idiot of Lu Dao Chu Changge fell for you! ”

When he heard this, he glanced at him, grinded his teeth viciously and said, "The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth!" The old lady is asking you, why are you so different to me! Eye! Appearance! Treat! ”

"Hmm! ...... man's mind is " the man said, slowly looking at the sky, his charming eyes staring at the starry sky, as if he was thinking.

Half an hour later...... Still thinking.

An hour later......

Two hours later......

Dawn is approaching, and the moon is setting in the treetops. The spring breeze in March was blowing, and the phoenix was almost blown asleep by the wind, but he didn't think of the reason! Gritted his teeth and said impatiently: "How scheming do you have to be, and you can think about your mind for a long time?" ”

"I thought of it!" He suddenly spoke, as if he had really gained some kind of heavenly opportunity. Then he turned his head to look at the Taihuang and said with a wicked smile, "But I don't want to tell you, what should I do?" ”

Wipe!

After sitting for two hours and four hours, I was tricked by this bastard again!

Yutai Huang immediately made a decision, got up quickly, and two embroidered shoes shot out at the same time! The murderous aura broke through the nine skies, making people stand upside down......

And when her shoes fell to where he was sitting. He was already a hundred meters away, and the sound of happy laughter came from afar, and the little star, who had been crying for a long time on the side, glared at the Taihuang fiercely, and followed him......

He looked at his long back, took a deep breath, and then took a deep breath. Slowly calmed down, and his brows slowly furrowed. She always felt that there was some story or ...... about this demon's body Pain?

But, the brow soon wrinkled even tighter! What stories and pains should not constitute a reason for him to play with himself, right? This bastard, wait for the old lady!

……

Distance. In the peach blossom forest, a beautiful man held a ball of silver objects, trampled on the petals of a ground, and walked slowly.

The posture is leisurely, like a leisurely stride.

Xiao Miaozi waited there, and when he saw him, he sighed helplessly: "Master, if you want to take revenge, just teach her a lesson or let people kill her, why play tricks like this!" "Obviously, I saw what I just saw.

Jun was stunned for a moment, and then smiled. Teasing? It's just that I want her to accompany him to watch the stars for a while. Stretched out his hand and teased the little star, who was still crying very sadly, and said idly: "Little Miaozi, she doesn't believe that the master is jealous." In fact...... I don't believe it either! ”

Xiao Miaozi nodded as a matter of course, that's normal, how can you be jealous of a woman!

Soon, however, another voice came: "But...... I seem to be really jealous! ”

What?!

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- Brethren, I am the Depositor! Brother Shan went to the exam today, and the following are Brother Shan's last words before leaving: "It's already so hard to live, why do you still have to take the exam?" ~(>_

[Special thanks to the brothers for their caresses]: 99788 diamond 3, the present 861314 flower 30, TEL? Half City Drill 10.

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High-speed debut Qingben is fierce: the latest chapter of the escaping princess, this chapter is [035] Do you want to eat roast wolf or burn fox? If you think this chapter is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in the QQ group and Weibo!