Chapter 99, Hell Has No Door, but You Crashed into It!

"Then I don't want to. Xiaoyu, I know it's not easy for you. How can I use your money? Xiaoyun was a little embarrassed.

"It's okay, how much does it cost you to stay for a year?" Xiaoyu asked.

"That's three thousand dollars." Xiaoyundao.

"Okay, then I'll give you three thousand first." Xiaoyu said very boldly.

"Xiaoyu, don't, how can I take so much money from you?" Xiaoyun was really moved.

"Nothing. If you have difficulties, you can use it first, and I didn't say that I gave it to you, so I will lend it to you, and when you graduate and find a job, you can return it to me. Xiaoyu said with a smile.

"No need. Xiaoyu, actually, in fact, I have money. Xiaoyun was so ashamed.

Who said that he couldn't afford 3,000 yuan a year?

If Xiaoyun really wants to move to the school dormitory, her mother will be able to get the money.

However, Xiaoyun himself did not want to leave home and go to the school to live.

On the one hand, living in your own home can save this money, and it is convenient to eat and live. On the other hand, she was reluctant to leave her mother and brother.

Especially the days of sharing a bed with his younger brother made Xiaoyun have a very strange feeling.

She knew that she shouldn't have felt that way, but she was addicted to it as if she was taking drugs.

However, if I say to Xiaoyu now, I still don't move to the dormitory, I'll still live at home. Doesn't Xiaoyu have to doubt herself even more?

Thinking of this, Xiao Yunya gritted, "Xiaoyu, I have this money." This semester, I paid for the accommodation and moved to the dormitory. ”

"Oh well. Xiaoyun, when will you move to the dormitory, tell me, I can also help you move things. Xiaoyu said happily.

"Well, I'll let you know when the time comes. By the way, you haven't been to our university yet, have you? Simply, on the day of the move, you can just come to our school and have fun. The inside of our Jiangnan University is beautiful, just like a park. ”

"Well, that's good." Xiaoyu agreed.

Xiaoyu, who has not yet been admitted to university, is of course looking forward to going to a university to have a look.

Admitted to a good university, this is her ideal.

On the other side, Xiaofeng whistled proudly and walked on the way home.

Although I didn't follow Sister Xiaoyu anymore, I was a little regretful. However, Zhilu said that she didn't have a boyfriend yet, and Xiaofeng was somewhat relieved.

Xiao Feng unconsciously walked to the river again, and he remembered the old man named Wu Liang who often fished here.

That day, Old Man Wu hadn't finished speaking, which made Xiao Feng interested in continuing to listen.

What Old Man Wu said made Xiao Feng very useful, this was the first time, he listened to an elder very carefully.

In the past, whether it was my mother, teacher or other elders, Xiaofeng was regarded as the wind in my ears.

However, it is a pity that the old man is not here today, and there are not many fishermen.

Xiaofeng was a little disappointed, but he didn't want to go home for the time being, so he left the riverside park and walked casually.

This riverside park, in addition to this fishing spot, also has a large tree-lined clearing.

Walking here, Xiaofeng felt the urgency of urinating again, and when he saw that there was no one around, he casually found a place and peed.

However, he still didn't forget to pee while muttering: All the passing gods, the kid is offended, he is really anxious to pee, if you want to see me peeing, you should avoid it quickly.

This was taught to him by his mother.

My mother is very superstitious, she often said to Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun at home: You have to remember, when you go to the street in the future, try not to defecate anywhere, if you really can't help it, you must read my words. In the past, when the gods and ghosts heard it, they would let you go. Otherwise, I might be pestering you!

Xiaoyun smiled: "Mom, what you said to your brother, right?" I'm a girl, how can I defecate in the open? ”

My mother said, "How could it not? People have three urgencies, your mother used to take a bus from her hometown to the city, and even sat for more than ten hours, but there were mountain roads all the way, and there was no toilet. Later, the women in the car couldn't bear it anymore, so they simply hid on the side of the mountain road to solve it. Heck, there's a man watching next to me. ”

Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun immediately wanted to vomit.

But my mother said: At the critical moment, what shame can you take care of? We're shameless. You think, if there is an earthquake, do you remember to get dressed first?

Xiaofeng nodded, thinking to himself. I remember that when there was a major earthquake in a certain mountain in the past, on TV, weren't those men and women all naked? Mom's insightful, philosophical, high, really high!

However, this time, Xiaofeng felt a little different.

He only felt like he was a little sore when he peed.

Could it be that when you urinate, there are really fairies and ghosts passing by?

It doesn't matter if the gods are immortals, after all, the immortals have immortal products, and I have already said that they will avoid them, so they shouldn't still bump into them, right?

But if it's a ghost, it's hard to say.

Didn't you say it in those horror novels? Goblins like to eat the liquid that people excrete the most. Vampires like to drink human blood, and female goblins like to suck the essence of men, but, it seems that I haven't heard of ghosts who like to drink their own children's urine, not to mention, they are not children now?

Suddenly, a woman's screams were heard.

At this moment, Xiao Feng, who was already suspicious, shuddered suddenly, and was so frightened that he quickly stopped, frightened.

Did you really meet a female ghost? Where are the ghosts in this broad daylight? Forget it, let's run.

Still, he couldn't help but look at the place where the cry was made.

Not far from where Xiaofeng peed, there was a woman standing under a large willow tree by the river, with long hair and a bit of a posture, surrounded by two men, who were facing away from Xiaofeng's direction, and couldn't see their faces clearly.

"Help! You guys, don't come here! The woman screamed.

People shouted for help, why didn't anyone come?

Xiaofeng looked back, over there, the fishermen had already run out, and he didn't know if the road was scared away, or if the stall had really been closed.

"No one here will save you, and even if they see you, they won't come." A thin man with his back to Xiaofeng said in his father-in-law's voice.

This sound sounds familiar, huh? Seems like where has it been heard before?

"Don't come here! Otherwise, I'll jump from here! The woman retreated in horror, and behind her was the river.

With her move, Xiao Feng saw the woman's appearance clearly.

Wow, another standard beauty! The delicate melon seed face, the beautiful and moving eyes, and the light yellow tulle top and the blue long skirt set off the slim figure.

Oh no, these two guys are going to be rough with this woman!

Xiaofeng jumped out at once and shouted, "Don't mess around! ”

He rushed over with a swift stride, and the two men turned their faces as well.

Seeing them, Xiaofeng stopped like a sudden brake.

"Why are you again?" Xiaofeng was so surprised that he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

Those two people were none other than the bearded man and the skinny monkey.

"Yo, Lu Xiaofeng, it's you again? Are we really fated? How can I run into you everywhere? The beard rubbed his signature beard back and forth with his hands, glancing at the breeze.

"Boss, we let this kid run away last time. Today, he sent himself to the door again. There is a way in heaven that he does not go, but there is no door to hell but he bumps into it. As it happens, we're going to fix him today. The skinny monkey smirked.

Xiao Feng had already shaken them off and ran to the woman's side.

"What are you two going to do? I spared you last time, why do you want to mess around here today? The little wind stood in front of the woman.

"Boy, there's nothing to do with you here, uncle, I'm having fun, why are you meddling again? Hmph, it was you last time, and it ruined my good thing. The beard pulled out an iron rod from his waist and gestured, "Be careful, uncle, I will crack your skull with a stick." ”

"Little wind?" The woman looked at him, "Your name is Lu Xiaofeng?" Do you know me? ”

Xiaofeng turned his head and looked at the woman: "I'm sorry, miss, I don't know you." Please, this is not a blind date, if you want to go on a blind date, let's go back and meet again. Why are you still standing? Don't run yet! ”

"Blind date?" The woman was stunned for a moment, then understood, and blushed.

"Why don't you run?" The wind is in a hurry.

Good guy, where am I the opponent of these two hooligans? I'll come to save you, do you really expect me to knock down these two hooligans with three punches and two kicks?

Eldest sister, have you watched too many TV series, and you still think that there are really heroes and heroes who come to help you fight hooligans?

"I, where am I going? Unless it's a river jump? ”

Xiao Feng looked back, and was dumbfounded.

It turned out that behind this woman, there was nowhere else to run except the river.

If you don't pay attention, Xiaofeng also fell into this "dead land".

"Rub, why didn't you say it earlier? That's terrible. Xiaofeng regretted it now.

If you want to help people fight, at least see the terrain clearly. Why didn't you even see the terrain around you clearly, and rushed into the battlefield recklessly?

Is it any wonder that this woman stood stupidly and didn't run? I almost thought she was a stupid girl, but I didn't expect that I, Lu Xiaofeng, was the real stupid?

"Hahaha! Lu Xiaofeng, you stupid, you still came here to find death? I tell you, now that you are in our encirclement, you should die obediently. The skinny monkey shouted.

The bearded man also laughed wildly, and said: "Lu Xiaofeng, I admire you, every time you dare to be a hero who saves beautiful women." It's a pity, I'm going to turn you into a bear today! ”

What to do? Xiaofeng's palms were sweaty.

Isn't his own shitty kung fu dealing with these two heavily armed hooligans the same as an egg hitting a stone?

Run, there is a river behind you, do you want to jump into the river?

Rushing forward, isn't that tantamount to throwing yourself into the arms of the enemy?

Suddenly, Xiao Feng got into his mind.

"Wait, two heroes."

"Hero?" The bearded man and the thin monkey were stunned, you look at me, I look at you, and then look at Xiaofeng.

This Lu Xiaofeng, how can he call us heroes?

Could it be that this kid is really scared of his brains???????