Chapter 186: The Rhythm of a Maniac
The school doctor also hurriedly stopped me and said, "Crazy, give me a face, don't make trouble in my infirmary." ”
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't hit him again, because I have something to discuss with him." ”
Pulled Liu Tao out of the infirmary and came to a remote corner, Zhang Fan and Ah Kuan pushed him to the corner of the wall, and Liu Tao tripped over the pile on the ground, squatted directly on the ground, and squatted on the ground.
I didn't go over to beat him, but squatted down in front of Liu Tao and said, "Liu Tao, our grievances are all old things, usually, I don't seem to have let my brothers bully you, right?" ”
Liu Tao sneered and said: "It's an old thing for you, but it's unforgettable for me, if it weren't for you, there would definitely be a place for me Liu Tao in No. 1 Middle School." ”
I stretched out my hand, and Liu Tao patted it on the face.
"Smack!" Very softly.
"Liu Tao, Liu Tao, do you think those are useful? And are you forced by me to lose even a place in No. 1 Middle School? I patted Liu Tao and asked.
Liu Tao didn't speak.
I slapped him in the face again, this time with a little more force.
"Smack!" The voice is also a little heavier.
I continued: "Liu Tao, you are now in the first year of high school, with more than a dozen people, and you don't accept me, did I beat you later?" ”
Liu Tao didn't speak.
"Smack!"
I slapped him hard and scolded: "Paralyzed, Lao Tzu asked you something!" ”
The "pride" on Liu Tao's body just now has been consumed by me little by little, little by little, so after being slapped hard by me, he blurted out with a trembling body: "No! You didn't beat me up since. ”
I took a heavy breath and asked, "Then your paralyzed joint ring of Lao Hei ambushed Lao Tzu?" ”
Liu Tao's body was already paralyzed on the ground, and he sighed helplessly and said: "Crazy, you are not the only one who wants to be a bastard king, I Liu Tao also want to do it, I can kill you crazy, it is my dream thing, are you satisfied with my answer?" ”
I laughed twice and said, "Are you the king of bastards when you kill me?" Let's not talk about the second and third years of high school, more than a dozen of my bosses in the first year of high school, if you beat me, believe it or not, they killed you in minutes, you are still the king, and you will ask for more blessings if you are not killed. And me, as long as the injury is healed, I can still go back to school and continue to be my bastard king, I'm not Ankang, I'm not Lu Jiu, I'm crazy, I have a group of brothers who are desperate to follow me together, and I won't tell you that the deputy section chief and grade director of the security department have been facing me, and they want to kill me, are you stupid X? ”
Most of what I said was true, the paragraph between Deputy Section Chief Bi and the grade director was my own guess, and the reason why I said this was completely to bluff Liu Tao, because I used him to deal with Lao Hei!
Liu Tao was stunned by what I said, in fact, not only him, but I myself was persuaded by myself, after I finished speaking, I suddenly felt that I was also very awesome in No. 1 Middle School.
Liu Tao didn't speak, and the expression on his face also wilted.
For he has realized that even if I am a madman, my power is an insurmountable mountain before him, even if I am expelled.
Well, Liu Tao's idea was my own idea, but I think it should be similar to what I guessed.
After a while, Liu Tao slowly took a breath and said, "Crazy, what do you want?" Scrap me? Let me stay in the hospital for a month and a half? ”
I shook my head and said, "Liu Tao, I'll give you a chance now, give you a chance to call me crazy brother, if you're willing to help me kill Lao Hei, I'll give you a boss position again and again in high school, how about it?" ”
Liu Tao was stunned for a moment: "Do you want me to mess with you?" Are we enemies? ”
I smiled and said, "Look at the two behind me, Zhang Fan and Ah Kuan, which one is not the one who once beat me with a blue nose and swollen face, but now?" My personal 'guard'! So Liu Tao, as long as you don't do anything excessive in the future, I guarantee that you can also mix up the so-called fame if you follow me. ”
Liu Tao was stunned and didn't speak, I patted Liu Tao's face a few times again and said, "What's the matter, I can't tolerate you under my temple?" ”
Liu Tao shook his head: "Crazy, I, Liu Tao, am not a fool, you want to resolve my hatred in a peaceful way under the condition of absolute superiority, if you are not a saint, then you have other plans, and as far as my observation goes, madman, you are definitely not a saint, so you must have something for me to do, right?" ”
Sure enough, he can be the leader of the bastards, and his brains are not bad.
I smiled and said, "That's right, I'm not a saint, so you guessed it!" I do have one thing for you to do, and if this thing is successful, then you are still a big brother in No. 1 Middle School; If you don't cooperate, then I'm sorry, I'm really not a saint, I'm here to cripple you in minutes. ”
After I finished speaking, Zhang Fan and Ah Kuan also leaned over tacitly and set Liu Tao up.
I picked up a brick on the ground and slowly stood up.
Liu Tao swallowed his saliva and said, "Crazy brother, you say, what's the matter?" ”
I smiled and said, "It's very simple, tell Lao Hei my whereabouts, and then let Lao Hei personally ambush me, and I'll have a counter-encirclement." ”
After listening to me, Liu Tao shook his head and said: "Lao Hei will not come, he only sent a few subordinates last time, and he failed, so even if he will make a move the second time, he will not come in person." ”
I smiled and said, "Naturally, he won't do it himself, but what if it's near Huanli?" Do you think Hei will miss an opportunity to kill me personally? ”
Liu Tao was stunned: "Crazy brother, do you want to be the bait yourself?" Are you crazy? ”
I patted Liu Tao on the shoulder and said, "Otherwise, how can I call a madman, you go back first, wait a little at night and then go to our dormitory to find me, I will tell you how to tell Lao Hei, now you go to the infirmary to continue bandaging, by the way, Liu Tao, you'd better not play any tricks on me, otherwise I will really abolish you, it is definitely not as simple as lying down for half a month." ”
After I took Zhang Fan and Ah Kuan and turned my head away, I heard Liu Tao himself whispering behind me, "What else can I do?" Crazy, the legend of No. 1 Middle School, I, Liu Tao, have ......"
After walking to the teaching area for a while, I couldn't see Liu Tao anymore, so Zhang Fan asked me: "Crazy brother, do you really want to accept Liu Tao as a junior brother?" His usual behavior is very different from you, he always bullies weak classmates, and collects protection money indiscriminately, aren't you afraid that he will ruin your reputation after you and you? ”
I smiled and said, "If you follow me as a madman, you have to abide by the rules of my madman, if he doesn't follow the rules, I can still use the identity of the eldest brother to teach the younger brother to clean him up, proper." ”
Zhang Fan gave me a thumbs up and said, "Crazy brother, you are so insidious!" ”
Eh, why is it so awkward to listen to this compliment on me?
When I arrived in the teaching area, the third period was over, so I asked Zhang Fan and Ah Kuan to go back first, and I also went back to my classroom.
Seeing me come back, Zhao Ziyang, who was guarding the door, came over and asked me how nervous I was.
I patted Zhao Ziyang on the shoulder and smiled: "I already have an idea, let's gather our leaders again in the evening and then announce it, there will be a big operation tomorrow." ”
Hearing me say this, Zhao Ziyang was naturally very excited, and then quickly went to give a notice, and said hello to Ma Long, Qin Yong, Zhanxiong and Erniu, and I went into the classroom to see Lu Xiaoyu.
She sat in her seat and chatted with Hu Fei, talking and laughing, and seemed to be in a good mood.
Seeing me come in, Lu Xiaoyu's little face turned red, while Hu Fei and Pantene covered their mouths and snickered, obviously the topic that these three girls were talking about just now was me.
"Yi Feng, you're back." Lu Xiaoyu greeted me with a little red face.
I nodded and said, "I'm not coming back, by the way, are you talking badly about me?" ”
Lu Xiaoyu hurriedly shook his head and said, "No! ”
Well, Lu Xiaoyu is too unsuitable for lying, every time she lies, her face will be as red as an autumn persimmon.
Hu Fei and Pantene next to him laughed for a while, and Pantene said: "Okay, Xiaoyu, your madman is back, why don't you hurry back to the palace to wait, why are you still relying on us." ”
Lu Xiaoyu tapped Pantene's arm twice and said shamefully: "Oops, you dead Pantene, dead shampoo, I hate it to death." ”
After chatting with them for a while, I pulled Lu Xiaoyu back to the palace, uh, no, I went back to my seat.
Back in my seat, I looked at Lu Xiaoyu and asked, "When I came in just now, what were you talking about, sneaky, did you say bad things about me?" ”
Lu Xiaoyu covered his mouth and "giggled" and laughed, but he didn't speak.
I glared at her and pretended to be angry, and she stuck out her tongue at me and grimaced.
I really couldn't help it, so I begged: "Good Xiaoyu, dear Xiaoyu, tell me quickly, the feeling of curiosity is really suffocating." ”
Lu Xiaoyu restrained her smile and quietly put her lips to my ear and said, "Hu Fei and Pantene said, you are very pure!" ”
"Purity!?" I feel weird when I hear this word, is this complimenting me? Praise me for the "purity" of the first-class bastard king? This Nima is out of my face, how can I survive!
Seeing that I looked weird, Lu Xiaoyu grabbed my arm and whispered in my ear and continued: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I was tricked out by the two of them, let's go to the hotel." ”
Forehead! I see.
Seeing that I still didn't speak, Lu Xiaoyu shook my arm and said, "Don't be angry." ”
I scratched her nose and laughed, "I'm not angry, but my dear, it's not that I'm pure, it's that you're so pure, and I almost couldn't hold back it several times." ”
Lu Xiaoyu turned his head with a shy face and said: "Ah, don't say it, I'm ashamed, and I am not pure, I have a bottom line, in fact, sometimes I ......, ah, what do I say......"
At this time, my heart is warm, well, it's hot!
I don't have much to say in the last class, I don't remember what class I took, I just remember that I touched Lu Xiaoyu's leg many times in that class, and then the back of my hand was pinched by her I don't know how many times.
When I was touching Lu Xiaoyu's legs, I suddenly had the idea of looking forward to summer, because Lu Xiaoyu would wear a skirt in summer, and then I ......
Oh, why am I so dirty, but my mind is out of control.
"Skirts, thighs, skirts, thighs......"
After dinner, when we went for a walk on the playground, Li Zhichao from No. 8 Middle School called.
After answering the phone and saying hello, I heard Li Zhichao say: "Crazy brother, I have discussed with my brother, we are with you in the eighth middle school, and I will announce it in the school tomorrow that I, Li Zhichao, will be your little brother in the future."
I smiled and said, "It's a brother, not a little brother!" ”
Li Zhichao said again: "That crazy brother, if there is any mess in the second and third years of high school recently, you have to help me tease me." ”
I smiled and said, "Definitely!" ”
Li Zhichao: Isn't this nonsense, after the eighth middle school, it is also the territory of my madman, I don't cover it, who covers it?