"Waiter, pay the bill!" He Mu shouted. Let's see how much money it is first, it's not enough for Li Pang to send it over.

"Hello sir, a total of 4,800 yuan was spent, and this gentleman has already settled the account." The waitress pointed to Xiao Fang, who was unconscious, and said.

"Oh, I know." He Mu said calmly, but there was an excited heart hidden under the calm surface: this time Lao Tzu finally didn't bleed heavily, Brother Fang is really a good person! He Mu thought stupidly.

Now the question is how to get the three drunks back. Among them, Lan Xiaolong had already made a phone call and was soon picked up by one of his friends. Kang Honglei rested for a while and sobered up a lot, the tough guy director called a car and left by himself, and before leaving, he said that He Mu would wait, but he was just in a bad state today.

He Mu just smiled slightly: Who was shouting just now that you can't drink anymore?

Then now there is a big problem left for Xiao Fang, and he can't carry him back to his home.

He Mu took out Xiao Fang's mobile phone, found the number signed "Wife" in the phone book, and then dialed: "Hey, is it Mr. Xiao Fang's wife?" ”

"Yes." 's very cold voice, it turns out that Sister-in-law is in this style, and then think of the words "wife", He Mu can imagine Brother Fang's status at home.

He Mu said again: "My name is He Mu, I am Brother Fang's friend, he is drunk now, I want to ask if you can come and pick him up." ”

"I can't." Sister-in-law didn't even think about it, and refused bluntly.

He Mu asked again: "Then can you tell me where your family lives, and I'll send him back." ”

"Okay." The sister-in-law's style was very simple, and she directly told He Mu the home address, and then hung up the phone immediately.

He Mu was speechless for a long time, this mother is as weird as the little witch, and she really deserves to be a mother and daughter.

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After sending Xiao Fang home, He Mu took pity on the lonely old man and waited for him to sober up before returning to the apartment. By the way, He Mu finally met the little witch who was on the phone with him, but it was just a photo, the girl was beautiful like a porcelain doll, her expression was quirky, her eyes were shrewd, and it was her mother who was holding her, Xiao Fang's wife, very tall and beautiful, of course, a cold feeling.

He Mu finally understood what an "adult" was, because he saw a photo of his sister-in-law wearing a police uniform, although he couldn't tell what level it was, but looking at the momentum, at least he was a ruthless character above the squadron leader.

The next day, He Mu took a plane to Hengdian early, and after half a month, Yang Qilang finally returned to the team, and Liu Xiaojie also returned to the team. This part of the scene is relatively independent, they have to go to an area far away from the main scene to film, so He Mu doesn't have much time to get along with friends like Tao Quduo Liu Shishi, and when they see each other from afar, they follow the shooting team to say hello.

Originally, He Mu acted very well, but with the arrival of Valentine's Day on February 14, Liu Xiaojie's boyfriend came to visit the class, He Mu began to be restrained, and kissed me with his girlfriend in front of his boyfriend He Mu did this kind of thing, I thought that he was born and matured twice, but after Tao Quduo Zhang Jiani's "bed scene", he should be used to it, but he didn't expect to be uncomfortable, so he was shouted "click" by the director several times.

After filming, Liu Xiaojie asked He Mu to eat together, and introduced him to his "brother-in-law" by the way, He Mu originally didn't want to disturb the two-person world, but the "brother-in-law" Xu Honghao was very enthusiastic, and he had to pull him to go, and he couldn't refuse, so the three of them found a private room in a nearby restaurant and had a simple meal.

Xu Honghao is also an actor in the Military and Political Art Troupe, graduated from the Department of Drama Performance ten years ago, has been in the art for many years, and is an old actor, he is eleven years older than Liu Xiaojie, and he is considered to be in love with the old and the young, but he is not old, so it seems that the two are still very right. Seeing the young lady happily holding her boyfriend's arm, He Mu was really a little envious of the "love love" thing at that moment.

After eating and going downstairs, He Mu accidentally saw Chen Long wearing a hat and sunglasses, he didn't notice the girl next to Chen Long, and shouted directly: "Fifth brother! ”

Because they have been filming together for two months, they have a deep relationship with each other, and they play brothers in the play, so they have always been called brothers.

The only ones who can call Chen Long's fifth brother are Hu Ge and He Mu, he turned around and saw that it was He Mu, beckoned to him, He Mu realized that there was a beautiful and tall girl next to Chen Long, thinking of the pair around him and the meaning of 2.14, he immediately understood something.

Several people got together, Liu Xiaojie introduced her boyfriend to Chen Long, and Chen Long also generously introduced the girls around her.

Song Jia, who is also in the drama performance department, because she has the same name as a senior in the circle, so the people in the rivers and lakes call Xiao Song Jia, and she is still Xu Honghao's younger sister, but Xiao Song Jia only enrolled four years after Xu Honghao graduated, and the two have never seen each other at all.

Xiao Song Jia and Chen Long met because of a "Hibiscus Out of the Water" by the great director Tang Jili, and there are two popular stars in that play, Xiao Taohong and Tong Dawei, although Xiao Song Jia has always said that she just happened to be filming in Hengdian, and by the way, she came to see old friends, but it is too reverie to see friends on Valentine's Day. Everyone understands this, so I won't break it.

Back at Xiaobailou's residence, He Mu turned on the computer boredly, preparing to spend his Valentine's Day online.

He Mu first in his new. A blog post was updated on the Lang blog, although his writing level is good, but the dry text is really boring, and it will definitely be more attractive if it is accompanied by a beautiful photo. He Mu actually wants to learn photography from He Yandong, that guy almost takes pictures everywhere when he is idle, but thinking about the poor thousands of dollars on his body, he really can't afford to play with money-burning things like lenses.

Because He Mu is not well-known yet, and the company has not begun to invest in publicity on him, the number of followers on his blog is only a few dozen, and a few of them are zombie fans like Liu Shishi and Wang Mingfei who were forced by He Mu to open a blog and then follow him.

Compared with the desertion of the blog, He Mu's post bar is more lively, and now there are hundreds of "Muyu" (He Mu's fan name), they are also He Mu's first batch of followers, most of them know him through "Female Trick", although the number of fans is not comparable with those big-name stars, but it is already very good for an artist who has not yet had a formal work.

He Mu's media public relations Cao Qian, alias "Cherry Qian", often "exclusively discloses" some news about He Mu in the bar, and uploads some "He Mu handsome photos" similar to candid photos, supplemented by some other means, effectively gathered a group of netizens who liked He Mu because of "Female Trick", and it has also become a gathering place for them to express their support for He Mu.

As the main owner, He Mu also registered a vest, most of the time just to read the post, enjoy the feeling of being liked by people, and occasionally say a few words as a bystander.

Pulling down to Lu, He Mu inadvertently saw a post, which probably means: "Female Trick" is a hanging, this is the real first video on the Internet! Then attach the video link.

At the beginning, "Female Trick" was born and created a number of online video records, but the wind on the Internet came out of nowhere, only more than three months after the birth of "Female Trick", most people have forgotten this short film, although it created millions of potato network clicks and tens of millions of Internet clicks, but now people are too lazy to touch it, talk about it, watch it, this is an online short film, it seems that it will never be linked to the classics.

No matter how beautiful "Female Trick" was at the beginning, now it is lonely, only He Mu and Tao Qu have benefited from it, and there may be a Zhang Jiani.

Since this poster admires this video so much, and there are a lot of applaudations in the following reply, He Mu thinks he wants to take a look.

Click on the link to enter the video webpage, the name of the video is "A Bloody Case Caused by a Steamed Bun", the producer Hu Ge, and Hu Ge have the same sound.

The name is quite weird, and the click is scary, He Mu began to look forward to it.

Click to watch, hey, am I mistaken, this seems to be the picture of "Wu Ji", right? It's not right, the narration is wrong, it sounds so strange, so familiar, so interesting, he didn't wake up until half a minute later, this, isn't this CCTV's "Rule of Law Online"!

It took about twenty minutes for He Mu to finish watching this video completely, and he smiled back and forth, and he finally understood why this video would be so popular.

The author used the video material of Chen Kaige's controversial work "Wu Ji", re-edited and dubbed, and changed it into a special edition of "Rule of Law Online" at the end of the year, although it is only 20 minutes, but the nonsensical dialogue, funny video connection, and funny alternative product placement advertisements make people look addictive. The most important thing is that people who have watched "Wu Ji" and feel that they have been tricked by the director will definitely dissipate the anger in their hearts with laughter when they watch this film again.

Although He Mu doesn't think that the director has played tricks on the audience, he does feel a lot more comfortable after watching "Steamed Buns", Director Chen has gone around such a big circle, spent more than 300 million, and invited so many big names at home and abroad, isn't it just to tell about a bloody case caused by steamed buns, and it is also obscure. From this point of view, Hu Ge explained the facts of the case in a simple, clear and concise manner.

He Mu, who was still unsatisfied, watched this video three times in a row, but he didn't know that the video maker, Hu Ge, who triggered the trend of online spoofs, has now received Chen Kaige's condemnation statement with a sad face.

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The next day, the scenes of the crew of "Young Yang Jiajiang" in Hengdian Cinema were basically completed, and the crew began to migrate, and tomorrow they will start filming most of the war scenes in the play at Xiangshan Film and Television Base, another cinema in Zhijiang......

(ps: There will be a change after that, but it will be very late, it is recommended that you watch it again tomorrow, stay up late and have wrinkles~~)