Chapter 383 Today's festival is difficult to protect (six more festivals plus more to ask for a monthly pass)
Just when Sun Xiaokong was struggling with whether to go back, Nezha walked in with a small face.
As soon as he came in, Nezha looked at Sun Xiaokong angrily and asked:
"Sun Xiaokong is a big carrot, are you ready to return the vulgar?"
"Can't you take this scripture yet?"
Nezha: Are we still going to get married? Life can't get by? You big carrot...
Tang Sanzang and his entourage were stunned, and looked at Sun Xiaokong and Nezha with a confused expression.
And then thinking about ... Thinking about it, I guessed something in my heart.
Sun Xiaokong said seriously: "Of course you have to take the scriptures, this is not a flower, let me explain it to you." ”
"No matter whose child a woman is pregnant, she has her shares, even if it is cheating. ”
"But men are different, there are many men who have actually raised children for others all their lives, and they don't know it. ”
"Therefore, in the process of evolution, men have become a multiple reproduction strategy, that is, they do not miss any opportunity to reproduce to ensure that their genes can be retained. ”
"So it's not my heart, it's the male genes that come with it, and it's the mission that God has given me. ”
it?
This guy, Tang Sanzang's eyes widened, looking at Sun Xiaokong, and they threw themselves to the ground for Sun Xiaokong's admiration.
Nezha is also Sun Xiaokong with a confused face, what are you talking about?
Isn't the mission given by God for you to learn from the scriptures?
Reader Great: This is the correct interpretation of the legendary stallion?
At this time, Sun Xiaokong's words made the Jade Emperor and others in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall also convinced.
What a talent!
Logical thinking is invincible.
Nezha pursed his lips, glanced at Sun Xiaokong angrily and said, "You are a person now, you are not a monkey anymore, you still breed a fart?"
"Besides, you... Are you a stone monkey, can you reproduce?"
Sun Xiaokong: ???
For a while, Sun Xiaokong was also asked by Nezha, and he didn't know how to answer.
After all...
I haven't tried it yet, Sun Xiaokong thinks, since stones can give birth to monkeys, then this... Well, it should be... Yes!
"Shall we try first?"
Sun Xiaokong thought, walked to Nezha's side and hugged Nezha and said.
Nezha pursed his lips and glared at Sun Xiaokong, but he didn't know what to say.
I also muttered in my heart, is there another competitor this time?
Counting the previous Zixia, Bai Jingjing, Chun Thirty Niang, Iron Fan...
This...
Boom!
The more I thought about Nezha, the more upset I felt, and finally kicked Sun Xiaokong hard and left.
Sun Xiaokong: ......
Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Xiaokong, and he was also impressed in his heart.
I haven't figured it out yet, these confidantes... It's more...
Ay.
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The immortals expressed their dissatisfaction, what are you doing?
Isn't it normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines?
The Jade Emperor and the immortals expressed strong support for Sun Xiaokong.
Night.
Taishi came to invite Sun Xiaokong again, saying that he wanted to take Sun Xiaokong to see the heirloom of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom.
When everyone heard this reason, they also felt a little strange.
The master said, "The treasure is shining brightly, and you can only see it clearly at night." ”
This...
Sun Xiaokong couldn't refuse, so he had to follow the Taishi into the palace again.
Tang Sanzang and the others watched Sun Xiaokong leave with the Taishi, and they also felt strange in their hearts.
"Bajie, what kind of national treasure did you say this Taishi took the emptiness to see late at night?" Tang Sanzang said a little strangely.
"Hehe..."
Zhu Bajie smiled and didn't reply.
In the palace.
After the Taishi took Sun Xiaokong to the queen's bedroom, he directly closed the door and left with the group.
Sun Xiaokong: ???
Sun Xiaokong's heart tightened, and he also guessed the intention.
Take a closer look.
I saw that the queen was lying on the bed with her hands propped up at this moment, looking through a layer of gauze curtains, which was innumerable and tempting!
And Sun Xiaokong also felt that if there was no accident today, he was afraid that he would not be able to resist.
Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong pretended to be serious and said: "Your Majesty, the Taishi took me to see the national treasure late at night, and somehow I got to His Majesty's bedroom..."
The queen got up and peeled off the curtain and replied, "Then please ask my brother to see the national treasure." ”
Sun Xiaokong: ......
Seeing the queen get up and walk away, wearing a thin dress with off-the-shoulder clothes, it was even more tempting.
Well, this dress is already super avant-garde and bold in this dynasty.
Sun Xiaokong sat on the stool, his heart tangled.
The queen walked aside, brought a candle to Sun Xiaokong's side and said, "Brother, look, this candlelight also knows people's feelings, and it is a good omen of today's joy." ”
Sun Xiaokong looked at the queen's tender eyes, but his heart was really entangled.
How to say this, the reason why Sun Xiaokong has been holding back the desire in his heart is because his strength is not strong enough.
In order to avoid being restrained by others, whether it is Bai Jingjing or Zixia, Sun Xiaokong has always been to the point.
Right now, Sun Xiaokong feels that he can't hold on this time.
The queen sat beside Sun Xiaokong with a candle and said, "Although I am the queen and enjoy glory and wealth, but... Never enjoyed the joy of the world. ”
"My brother is here today, it's really a godsend. In the coming day, my brother will ascend the throne, and I will be the queen, and I will live and fly from now on. ”
This endless tenderness made Sun Xiaokong unbearable.
If you do it at this moment, then it will be difficult to throw out the anti-routine of tightening hoops by yourself, and you will definitely be annoyed and angry.
When the time comes, I am afraid that it will be the queen who will cause trouble.
If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight?
If you think about it carefully, it's better to endure it for a few days, and wait until you break through the quasi-saint to talk about your children's private affairs.
Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong closed his eyes and sighed: "I am now an empty person, the four major Buddha's hearts are empty, I... There is no chance to enjoy the glory and wealth. ”
The queen listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, got closer, and said softly: "You said that the four major ones are empty, but you closed your eyes tightly. ”
"If you open your eyes and look at me, I don't believe you're empty-eyed. ”
Sun Xiaokong: It's too difficult for me.
To tell the truth, the queen that Sun Xiaokong has been looking forward to in his heart did not disappoint him at all, the country is fragrant and tender.
The endless affection...
It's just that now that it's really a critical step, Sun Xiaokong is difficult to make up his mind again.
The queen looked at Sun Xiaokong and closed her eyes tightly and didn't reply, and snickered again: "Don't dare to look at me squarely, what else do you say that the four are empty." ”
"Brother, don't shut up... Open your eyes!"
"Just open your eyes!"
Sun Xiaokong: What can I do if I just open my eyes to you?
Suddenly, the queen took Sun Xiaokong's hand and said, "Brother, you promised me." ”
Sun Xiaokong opened his eyes, drank a glass of water and said, "I have a great wish, wait for me to complete the scriptures... Forehead... You!"
As he was talking, Sun Xiaokong felt that his brain was confused, and his eyes were a little confused...
This???
Is tea poisonous?
it!
It can poison itself, this poison...
It's broken, scorpion spirit...
Today's festival is hard to keep.