Chapter 23 Ali Penguin Zhongtong Shentong
Drip!
"The host routine innocent little girl succeeds and gets a reward: ginseng fruit ×1. ”
Do I wipe it?
Is there a reward for this?
Sun Xiaokong listened to the improvement of the system, and he was also happy.
However, Sun Xiaokong felt that this was true love and would never admit that it was a routine.
In the water curtain cave, Guanyin's transformation is a cute little female monkey, named: Monkey Little Sister.
Big watery eyes, thief cute!
Guanyin felt that if he became like this this time, he should not be pushed to the position of the Monkey King!
Returning to the Water Curtain Cave from the outside, Sun Xiaokong noticed at a glance that Guanyin had become a monkey girl.
For no reason, just because this little cute monkey successfully attracted Sun Xiaokong's attention.
You must know that Sun Xiaokong's Ancient Supreme Body has become powerful physically, his talent has become powerful, and his brain power and intelligence have also become terrifying.
Even if Sun Xiaokong is a little blind to the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, he can't tell the difference, but that's just talking, Sun Xiaokong is absolutely unforgettable now.
And Guanyin has become this monkey little sister, she looks so cute, Sun Xiaokong is sure that who is this desperate monkey who arranged it.
Although the appearance is pure and cute, it is still a spy monkey.
"Wow!"
"Whose monkey baby is this, so cute!"
Sun Xiaokong stepped forward pretending to be surprised, pinched the face of the monkey little sister and said.
Nima!
Guanyin almost couldn't help but turn his face and slapped Sun Xiaokong to death with one palm...
What rank is the old lady?
What level is the old lady?
Heaven and earth, who dares not to give face to the old lady, that dare... Pinch the old lady's face...
Guanyin's anger hadn't gone down yet, and I saw Sun Xiaokong directly, "Haw... "A few bites, and kissed the monkey girl's face.
He also muttered in his mouth: "This little monkey is so cute, my brother can't help but kiss you a few times... Don't be angry!"
What the???
Guanyin is directly stupid.
The anger trembled, and the anger in his heart soared: "This monkey..."
"This monkey... Dare to kiss yourself... Could it be that he wants to die?"
Sun Xiaokong secretly noticed that this little monkey was pinched by himself... kissed it, and his body was trembling...
OMG!
Sun Xiaokong was speechless, with your mentality, why are you still playing Infernal Affairs?
The monkeys didn't feel anything about Sun Xiaokong's behavior, but felt that it was normal, they also thought that the monkey girl was very cute, and they all had the urge to go up and pinch each other's faces.
The big horse monkey stepped forward and explained to Sun Xiaokong:
"Her name is Monkey Xiaomei, and she is also a monkey from Huaguo Mountain, and she has been living in the back mountain before. ”
"It's not a sudden heavy snowfall these days, and I see that she can't survive in the back mountains, so I brought her back. ”
Sun Xiaokong nodded, and didn't care what the little monkey sister was angry about, and said deadly: "Little monkey sister... What a name!"
"The name and appearance are a good match, don't be angry, little sister, my brother will grill fish for you to eat in a while." ”
Sun Xiaokong's behavior is definitely death.
Because Guanyin had the urge to kill Sun Xiaokong seven thousand eight hundred times in just one minute.
were all suppressed by Guanyin's efforts.
Guanyin's mentality was really a little explosive, and for a moment, Guanyin wanted to resign and quit, and then beat this stone monkey for seven days and seven nights.
In the end, Guanyin still focuses on the overall situation, and learning from the scriptures is a great cause, and you can't miss a big thing because of this little thing.
Sun Xiaokong held a wooden stick next to him and pierced a fish and grilled it.
Then he asked the big horse monkey, "Then your name is big horse monkey?"
"Don't have any nice names?"
The big horse monkey was stunned for a moment when he heard Sun Xiaokong's words, and hurriedly asked, "Do you think the big horse monkey is not good?"
"Then whatever name you say sounds good, I'll change the name. ”
Forehead...
Sun Xiaokong's face was embarrassed, is it so hasty to change his name?
"Yes, I also think that the big horse monkey and the small horse monkey are not good, why don't you come up with a name for us stone monkey?" said the pony monkey not far away.
When the monkeys listened, they also turned their heads to look at it, scratching their heads and wondering what name Sun Xiaokong would name.
"Are you two serious?" Sun Xiaokong asked, looking at the big horse monkey and the little horse monkey.
"Of course. ”
"We don't think the name is nice anyway. ”
The two replied.
Bai Jingjing was also not far away, and suddenly said, "Hey, or you can call..."
"Sun Dama?"
"Sun Xiaoma?"
Sun Xiaokong's face was embarrassed, and he had no artistic content at all.
"The one you just said won't work, I'll give them a serious one. ”
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong dragged his chin and muttered, "Big horse monkey... Malaysia... Malaysia... Alibaba?"
"Hey... I've got it. ”
Sun Xiaokong stood up suddenly, and said with a serious face: "Big horse monkey, you will be called Ali in the future." ”
"Pony monkeys are called penguins from now on, a very atmospheric name. ”
"Ali?"
"Penguins?"
Not only the monkeys were a little confused, but even the big horse monkey and the little horse monkey were a little confused.
However, the two thought about it for a while, and felt that Ali and Penguin were indeed better than the big horse monkey and the little horse monkey.
What's more, it was the name Sun Xiaokong gave them.
"Well, everyone will call me Ali from now on. ”
"Yes, everyone will call me a penguin in the future. ”
Sun Xiaokong nodded seriously, there are two generals, Ali and Penguin, why don't the Three Realms be unified!
"And what do you think I should be called?"
"Yes, and me, they always call old apes... Old ape..."
When these two monkeys speak, they are two apes.
Sun Xiaokong listened to the two gibbon monkeys also name themselves, and for a while he playfully said: "You two, just call..."
"Zhongtong!"
"Shentong!"
Sun Xiaokong thought that if there was another spirit monkey in the future, he would call him Yuantong, and the three links would gather, plus the two giants of the Internet, and it would be overturned.
When the two gibbons heard Sun Xiaokong's name, they were quite satisfied.
After all, whether it is Ali Penguin or Zhongtong Shentong, they are all better than the big horse monkey... The old ape is much better-sounding.
Guanyin on the side also suppressed the anger in her heart at this time, and she swore that if the stone monkey dared to give herself such a messy name, she would definitely turn her face directly.
It's a big deal that the general manager of the project quits, and he has to hang and beat the stone monkey for seven days and seven nights.
But fortunately, Sun Xiaokong was not interested in other monkeys, and he didn't bother to give them any lofty names.
Nothing was said all night.
Early the next morning, Sun Xiaokong ran all the way to the place where he met Ao Xiaomeng yesterday.
That is, in a mountain forest where Huaguo Mountain and the East China Sea meet.
At this time, the heavy snow in Huaguo Mountain was already very thick.
Sun Xiaokong saw that Ao Xiaomeng didn't come, so he hesitated, and then he got into the snow nest.
Based on Sun Xiaokong's experience in watching TV dramas for many years, what he played yesterday was a standard film and television program routine.
Basically, in the TV series, the two heroes and heroines will definitely have a bad relationship when they are in such a situation.