Chapter Eighty-Seven: Text Messages
(Today's third watch, I don't know what's going on, my neck hurts very much, and the fire is burning.) I can't hold my head up, I'll go lie down first! )
In the classroom of the fifth class of the third year of high school, Ma Hu, who was in charge of the last invigilator of the joint entrance examination, handed over the English test paper to the study committee and asked him to be responsible for distributing the English test paper to his classmates, and he bent down to turn on the computer, and then turned on the CD-ROM directly, put the English listening CD in his hand into the CD-ROM drive, and then pushed it back from the new one.
Ma Hu squinted and glanced at all the students, and saw that the test papers had been distributed, and the students had basically filled in their names, and said nonchalantly: "I'm ready to put English listening." ”
The students below have pricked up their ears attentively, and English listening has always been a headache for students in various schools in China, because in the school, even the regional accent in Mandarin has not been eliminated, not to mention the various English accents, and under the cultivation of such a chaotic environment, the students' listening level can naturally be imagined.
The lack of English listening has led students who are good at thinking to invent many coping strategies, such as taking four small pieces of paper, writing ABCD on each of them, drawing lots directly by luck, or guessing blindly, filling in all according to interest, or filling in which answer is pleasing to the eye......
Ma Hu saw that they were all ready, and unconsciously turned his head to look at Jiang Hao's position, with the reaction of the invigilators of each subject, when invigilating the students in their class for the exam, there were students who were sleeping undisciplined and unscrupulous, to their surprise, the student who slept only began to answer the paper ten minutes after the last ten minutes, which made them very puzzling, after the general appearance and location description of the invigilator, Ma Hu immediately targeted Jiang Hao, a habitual offender.
Jiang Hao did not disappoint Ma Hu, his upper body was lying on the table, his eyes were closed, he was breathing evenly, and he staged a not very elegant sleeping position, he really didn't blame Jiang Hao for his poor control, he was really too tired, as the perspective became more and more powerful, the voyeurism in his body also became manic, in order to avoid becoming a voyeur pervert, he only had to spend his energy to read all kinds of antique books, making him tired every day, what made him strange was that after returning to the classroom, he slept very peacefully, in order to avoid long-term fatigue and premature aging, I had no choice but to sleep during the exam!
With this kind of lazy learning attitude, it is really wishful thinking to be in the top ten in the age, I want to see why you are in the top ten in the class, Ma Hu returned his gaze in disgust, and was too lazy to look at Jiang Hao, who was sleeping very sweetly, and directly clicked the play button.
“Thisismynew……”
Hanging in the corner of the speaker, I immediately remembered the slightly magnetic sound of reading, and the English words that were as light as the sound of nature jumped into the ears of the students, which was completely different from the dull and monotonous tone heard in the previous exams, although many people with weak hearing could not understand the meaning of the English words read, but they were willing to continue to experience, and many people even found the wonderful feeling when listening to English songs.
"Sound familiar?"
The big head listened to the unhurried tone, and felt that the tone coming into the ear was very familiar, but he couldn't remember when he had heard it!
"I read it."
Jiang Hao opened his eyes and glanced lazily at the tangled head scratching his ears and cheeks, the recording of the joint entrance examination this time was the first batch of hearing products he recorded, listening to the reading sound in his ears, Jiang Hao had to admit that he was fascinated by the psychedelic sound, the sound quality recorded in the recording studio was really extraordinary, no wonder celebrities like to sing in liepe.
The student with a good memory immediately thought that Jiang Hao had mentioned the recording of English products, and guessed that the voice was made by Jiang Hao, and immediately gave Jiang Hao a thumbs up.
"It's so sexy."
"It's so manly."
A few girls who listened to it were fascinated by it, completely forgetting where they were, and couldn't help but throw flattering glances at Jiang Hao frantically, but they were greeted by Jiang Hao's muffled snoring.
When goodbye's voice was transmitted from the audio amplifier, it indicated that the entire English listening part would end here, and even Ma Hu, who turned off the computer hearing, had to admit that Jiang Hao's English pronunciation was too pure, let alone a student, even he had the urge to play it again, but remembering the listening regulations, he could only play it once, so he regretfully took out the disc from the optical drive, carefully put on the protective film, and decided to go home and enjoy it again.
"Why is it over so soon, I haven't heard enough yet!"
At the end of the listening, the students complained unanimously, and the ethereal English that Jiang Hao read seemed to contain some kind of strange magic, which made people uncontrollably intoxicated, unable to extricate themselves, and they simply never got tired of listening to it.
The students of Class 5 had heard Jiang Hao read English and were not too shocked, while the others who heard Jiang Hao's unique and special voice for the first time were not so calm.
"Is this a sound made by a machine, how can a human make such a heart-wrenching sound?"
"I'm studying music, I've never heard of this kind of sound, the sound quality of the voice is so special, it has a strong magnetism, and it has a faint texture, if you apply for a music college, you can be admitted directly without exams!"
"This English listening experience is a great pleasure."
And when Jiang Hao's special English listening recorded sounded in the classrooms of various joint entrance examination centers, all the high school students were boiling, the girls were overwhelmed by the sound, and the boys were envious to death, everyone had doubts about the source of the sound, but they all immediately cherished and listened carefully to the dynamic English words, for fear of missing an English word.
"Answer."
Ma Hu frowned, and swept around the restless classroom with a majestic look, and wherever the powerful momentum swept with his eyes, the students would immediately stop complaining and bury their heads in depressed answers.
"Jiang Hao, how did your voice come out, how did you have a magic power that penetrates your heart, teach me."
The big head showed excitement in his eyes, and his fat hand grabbed and pushed Jiang Hao's shoulder, if he could learn the slightest bit of Jiang Hao's pronunciation skills, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, the beauty would not bow down directly at her feet, and the road to pickling girls would be unimpeded.
"Why don't you ask me how I eat, of course it's in my voice!"
Jiang Hao rolled his eyelids weakly, glanced at it with disdain, tilted his head, and his mouth opened and closed to seriously ponder how to pronounce the big head, his voice was not accurate with real sound, but with a more penetrating and emotional falsetto, of course, with Jiang Hao's voice was far from meeting the requirements, all thanks to the manipulation technique.
The source of sound is scientifically speaking, there are two muscles in the articulation structure in the neck, a part called the larynx, and when these two muscles vibrate, they can make sounds, and the professional term is called the two muscles as the vocal cords.
Everyone is born with their own vocal cords, the sound can be close, but it cannot be exactly the same, and the height and thickness of the voice are changed according to the tension of the vocal cords, Jiang Hao uses manipulation techniques to perceive the airflow vibration when others make sounds, and then reverse it into his own throat, and use the airflow to manipulate the vocal cords according to the simulated airflow vibration frequency to imitate the pronunciation.
Imitation pronunciation is a small experiment that Jiang Hao has nothing to do, when he was watching the talent show, he happened to see the performance of the imitation show, and couldn't help but control the functional airflow, controlling the frequency of vocal cord vibration, being able to make such a shocking sound, it all comes down to the results of his hard work, in order to make the sound more realistic, he almost ruined the vocal belt, but Jiang Hao is still satisfied with the achievements.
What kind of baby sound, dolphin sound, in Jiang Hao's opinion, is simply not worth mentioning, because he can easily imitate these sounds, no, it should be said that Jiang Hao is either imitating, or making the most simple, penetrating and shocking original sound.
When there was still an hour left in the exam time, Jiang Hao, who was sleeping, obviously noticed the slight vibration of the mobile phone in the table, although the mobile phone was turned silent, but for the sensitive Jiang Hao, it could still be clearly perceived.
"Who's texting me at this time?"
Jiang Hao still closed his eyes, the perspective technique directly penetrated the obstacle of the table, looked at the mobile phone in the table, manipulated the airflow to form a palm, skillfully pressed the button of the mobile phone, opened the text message received in the mobile phone, and the content clearly jumped into his eyes: I am Jiang Yuan, what are you doing?
"I'm taking the exam, I've been taking the exam for a day yesterday, and I'm left with the last English, do you have something to do with me?"
Jiang Hao used the airflow palm formed by the manipulation technique, flexibly pressed the button of the mobile phone, edited a text message reply, and then directly pressed the send button, who would not have thought that Jiang Hao, who was sleeping soundly on the table with both hands on the table, was actually texting.
You can text the exam, and your teachers don't care? Jiang Yuan sent an MMS message with a sweaty cute pig expression.
To be precise, I'm sleeping, the exam questions are too easy for me, what a waste of life! The corners of Jiang Hao's mouth hooked up a shallow smile, and he glanced at the paper that was whiter than his face, guessing that according to the previous answering speed, the top few who were good at English learning should have answered all the questions, and he should also get up and move his numb body.
Jiang Yuan simply sent an MMS message that someone was bragging, and said directly: I have encountered some trouble, so annoying.
After Jiang Hao read the text message, he immediately came to his senses, and simply asked: What's the matter, is there anything you need my help with?
It's still related to the porcelain jade competition, it's more troublesome to say, let's meet and talk about it, I'll be waiting for you outside the school gate. Jiang Yuan, who was sitting in the car, immediately hooked up a charming smile on the corner of his mouth, which made Ningbo's heart tremble in the driver's seat.
Okay, wait for me for ten minutes, and I'll be out of the river right away. Jiang Hao hurriedly finished sending the text message, and simply sat up directly, he was already bored, and wanted to go and walk, and suddenly found that the big man next to him looked at him with a shocked face, Nima, people are scary and will die, pretending to wake up, rubbing his eyes and asking suspiciously: "Is there anything wrong?" ”
The big head scratched his head in disbelief and asked a question that even he felt very weird: "Jiang Hao, how did I hear the sound of the keys on your mobile phone texting." ”
Jiang Hao glanced at the puzzled head, raised his hand and said, "I just have two hands, and the mobile phone is in my pocket, how can I send a text message?" ”
"But it's ......."
The big head felt that his head was confused, and the sound of Jiang Hao's broken mobile phone texting buttons, he couldn't be clearer, scratched his head suspiciously, and said to himself suspiciously: Is it really that I heard it wrong?