"Huh?" Emperor Chu was stunned for a moment, beating himself, and beating the queen? Did he hear him right? Guanyin Master actually issued such a decree?

Just when he was very hesitant and suspicious, and was about to take a closer look at the Taihuang to see if there were really gods or someone pretending to be a ghost, the vast vicissitudes slowly flew out of a more demagogic Sanskrit sound, and that voice sounded so familiar to the two people who were instilled and raised by "Journey to the West" since childhood!

Especially when Jun Jinglan came in, although he couldn't use force, he could use internal force, under the internal force, this Sanskrit sound came from all directions, and he couldn't find the origin of the sound at all, and it was like coming out of the Great Lei Yin Temple in the Western Elysian realm, so that the two of them who came out to pretend to be the two of them had to believe it when they heard it, and they really regarded themselves as immortals, not to mention Emperor Chu!

Not to mention the walls behind them, in order to create a sense of realism in this fairyland for them, she found that her martial arts from elementary school to great strength finally came in handy today! Use internal force to evaporate ice cubes underneath, creating a dreamlike fairyland feeling for the two of them.

I couldn't help wiping a handful of bitter tears, why didn't I pretend to be a fairy on top of her beauty? What's going on with steaming ice underneath? Could it be that the internal skills she learned from childhood to adulthood were used in this way? Crying blind!

I knew that I wouldn't sneak back, and I ran away with the big log, woo woo......

Cuihua and Little Star are not easy, especially the pregnant Cuihua, who now has to bulge her belly, howling, howling out a taste that they worship and longing for because the gods descend to earth!

All the external forces are too well prepared, and the acting skills of the two people, Yutai Huang and Nangong Jin, are not bad, so after Chu Huanghu doubted for a while, he still lowered his head, believing that this was a fairy, and reprimanded himself in his heart, even Guanyin Dashi dared to doubt it!

But so many soldiers watched, and he couldn't really fancy himself in the face, after all, humans are good-faced animals, not to mention being emperors, superior humans! Naturally, he was more face-saving, so he glanced around in embarrassment, and shouted hintfully: "Bodhisattva! ”

Taihuang actually wants everyone to watch him slap himself, but he is the emperor after all, he may not be willing to do so, and if he is angry, it will not be beautiful!

So she swept around, revealing a statue of the Buddha of compassion overlooking the common people, and said compassionately: "Good! Wonderful! The people of the world should think of goodness, but they have gone astray, and the Buddha and the Buddha are quite unbearable when they see it! There are eighteen layers of hell, and the Asura Hell punishes people with evil thoughts, and my Buddha is merciful, but I can't bear to suffer this great calamity after the death of Emperor Chu, so I let this seat order you to repay one or two before your death, so as not to affect reincarnation! Let's fight, everyone else will carry it, and this seat will not look at it! This view of the world is to see where the suffering is in the world, and it will definitely not peek at people to punish themselves, Amitabha, sin and sin! ”

After talking about the back, he found that his expression was a bit bullshit, and it was easy to be seen, and he was very decisive, direct and quickly added a few common Buddhist words at the back, Amitabha Buddha and sins and sins, in fact, there are good and good! Well, it's really a few good words, if you accidentally say it again later, quickly add these words to play a good role in vague audition!

Yes! Yu Taihuang nodded earnestly in his heart.

In such a situation, the people around listened to Guanyin Bodhisattva's words, turned their heads, and very impolitely pointed the daisies at His Majesty the Chu Emperor behind them!

Emperor Chu knelt on the ground for a while, and hesitated for a while, in the eyes of the ancients, it was a big deal to get peace after death! Reincarnation is even more of a major event, that is, because these things are too big, so he hesitated and was silent for a long time, and finally decided to agree to the request of the immortals!

"Smack!" slapped himself in the face, or he also knew that the Dao Immortal was just in front of him, and he couldn't get through the trick, so the slap was quite loud!

After this slap came down, Taihuang and Nangong Jin almost laughed! These ancients are really superstitious, let Ya beat him and really beat him, but this kind of development is really too good for Taihuang, this time, not only did Chu Changge successfully mix in with Dugu Miao, but Chu Yuli and their revenge last time in the iceberg was calculated by Mo Ye, and they are also revenge together, what a cool word!

Standing on a high place, after watching him fight for a while, he suddenly closed his eyes, learned to laugh at the usual appearance of the magic stick, stretched out a hand to pretend to pinch it, and then suddenly "Huh"!

This "huh"! Let everyone prick up their ears, after all, the gods are omnipotent and omniscient in the eyes of human beings, and even Guanyin Bodhisattva let out a "hey" at this time, which means that something surprising has really happened!

So, they all waited and waited and waited for the Bodhisattva to say the next words. What the hell are you talking about?

The Emperor was silent for a while, and under the stunned gaze of the Emperor of Chu, he spoke in a very kind tone, as if a grandmother was speaking to her grandson: "Amitabha, the Buddha sent a letter to this seat, saying that when the Emperor Chu condemned himself, he acted piously and did not have pious words, so he could not let the Buddha know whether you really repented!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Emperor Chu was very annoyed in his heart! Since he became the emperor, there has never been a day like today, but the other party is a fairy, quietly raised his head and glanced at the "law phase" of the Taihuang, this glance, all of a sudden the annoyance in his heart almost turned into admiration and worship of the gods at the speed of light, and a faint self-blame, so after reading it, he didn't dare to express any objections!

No matter how awesome the emperor is, every New Year's festival or something, he has to sacrifice to the sky if he has nothing to do, and worship in the temple! Most of the gods in my heart are worshipped.

So, next, all the guards turned around, and under the order of the Tai Huang, they turned their backs to the Chu Emperor, listening to the loud slap from behind them! Slap after slap, accompanied by the words repeated by His Majesty their Emperor: "I am guilty, I am not human!" ”

Tapping on their eardrums one by one, so people's hearts are both happy and scared! It's happy that they can meet such a funny thing in their lives, and they hear the emperor slap himself and say that he is not a human being! I'm afraid because they've heard too much today, and they don't know if Lu Dao will face the miserable treatment of being killed and killed!

Looking at Emperor Chu's red slap prints, he was already holding back his laughter until his stomach hurt, and with his words of "repentance", it made people laugh until they twitched!

Tears were already holding back tears from the corners of his eyes, and he had to hold his hands hard, maintaining his noble and cold demeanor of Master Guanyin, not to mention how painful it was!

Of course, the person who suffers more than her is Emperor Chu!

His Majesty Emperor Chu slapped himself so much, especially vaguely, when he heard that someone dared to laugh at him, the whole person was not good, but the Bodhisattva was here now, he held back the fire in his belly, and he didn't dare to attack it.

When people are holding their breath and scattering their stomachs, the whole person will be very manic, and even want to borrow something to emit the flames of their own manic stomach, otherwise they will even be so manic that they want to hack themselves to death!

Emperor Chu is in such a state of mind now, he is extremely angry, extremely angry, and spares no effort to beat himself! But no one really wants to treat himself like this, he just wants to treat others like this!

Just when his heart was full of this manic anger that needed to be transferred, a eunuch's shout, accompanied by a long phoenix-tailed skirt, ushered in the most noble woman in this country, the queen of Chu!

Both Taihuang and Nangong Jin saw that Emperor Chu's eyes lit up, just like a predator seeing his prey, and they lit up very brightly! Queen Chu came because she heard that there were immortals in the palace, although the ancients worshiped the gods, but most people still understand that the gods are rare breeds, not everywhere on the streets!

So she came with a heart full of doubts! And then ......

When she saw the Huangtai on the roof, the whole person was stunned for a moment, and the reflex arc in her head didn't react to it for the time being, nor did she reflect whether this person was familiar, and whether she should believe that the other party was a fairy Before that, the extremely manic Chu Huang had already flown up!

Pressed Queen Chu to the ground at once, slammed dozens of ear scrapers, and ruthlessly opened the bow left and right!

"Ah...... Emperor! What are you doing? Empress Chu screamed loudly, even if she was extremely smart all her life, she would never have imagined such a situation, what was going on!

Let's not talk about whether it is an immortal or not, whether it is an emperor or not, it shouldn't be this reaction!

If it's a god, shouldn't you invite it somewhere to worship? If it's not an immortal, it's an assassin, and you should send someone to take it down! What is the emperor doing?

He was pumping himself when she didn't arrive, and he pumped her again when she arrived, is the emperor evil?

Standing on the roof, Taihuang and Nangong Jin almost couldn't help but swallow their saliva, and saw Emperor Chu pounce on Queen Chu like a mad dog, and jerked violently, this is a situation they didn't expect at all! Even if it seemed that this order was issued by the Emperor himself before, he didn't expect Emperor Chu to be crazy to such a situation!

After Empress Chu's scream, she didn't get any response from Emperor Chu! And Emperor Chu listened to her words, not only did he not have a soft hand, but the next few slaps were even harder, and he beat out all the blood in her tooth sockets!

"Hmm, Your Majesty! Your Majesty, you let go of your concubines, what happened to you? She felt that she was really unlucky at this time, first she was inexplicably fed animal feces by a woman, and then she was rewarded with a whip by another woman with strong martial arts! He desperately wanted to help the person who became the emperor, and he even gave himself a fatal blow!

Now all her plans are ruined, and even her mother's family is about to collapse because of her involvement! In this kind of situation, which is almost broken, heartbroken, and burned, he was beaten by Emperor Chu when there are so many people! She really didn't understand if she had really offended any immortal recently, otherwise why would she be so unlucky?

Is there anyone more unlucky in this world than her?

Just when she had a strong self-loathing in her heart, and such an unfair treatment of her by the sky, she had a stomach full of sadness and confusion! Emperor Chu spoke in a frenzy and answered her doubts: "This is not what I mean, it is the meaning of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva thinks that you should be slapped by me ninety-nine and eighty-one times in order to atone for the sins you have committed for so many years!" ”

"What?" Empress Chu was beaten so much that she couldn't help but hear Emperor Chu's words, and she almost didn't vomit out a mouthful of old blood!

It is rumored that Guanyin Bodhisattva is the most merciful and compassionate, and even gave up his chance to become a Buddha in order to save the people of Li from suffering, and can only be a Bodhisattva forever.

Seeing the corners of Empress Chu's mouth and nose, Emperor Chu's "snap!" "Smack! "Smack! A few slaps were drawn, and a steady stream of blood flowed out of it, which made people feel terrified! Tang Taihuang and Nangong Jin suddenly realized a very serious problem......

It's nothing that the queen is being beaten at this time, but the two of them are dressed like this, but they have changed their outfits, and there is no disguise! Queen Chu was pumped, came back to her senses, looked at them, and her identity was exposed!

Especially when Nangong Jin arrogantly came to beat people some time ago, the human skin mask was useless! Now it's the same again...... The voice of the Taihuang, Queen Chu suffered such a big insult that time, and she should never forget it for the rest of her life!

Nangong Jin is a cheat father, after reacting, he turned around and was about to slip away, if Queen Chu recognized it, with an order, they would change from two immortals to two sieves! So he hurriedly ran for his life: "Cough, what's that, as the saying goes, Bodhisattvas are all Pudu sentient beings, and I have never heard that the Bodhisattva's attendant boy also has the ability to help Pudu, so I will go first, Bodhisattva, you can do it yourself!" ”

After saying that, he jumped off the wall with a puff of smoke......

It's a pity that at this moment, the Emperor of Chu is pumping the Queen of Chu wholeheartedly, and the Queen of Chu is being beaten with grief, and the guards were ordered to turn their heads and not to look at them, so Nangong Jin ran away like this, and no one found out!

Yutai Huang gritted her teeth with hatred, knowing that Lu Dao was unreliable, but fortunately, after Nangong Jin ran away, she quickly saw two figures coming out of Emperor Chu's bedroom, it was Chu Changge and Dugu Miao! Now that the two of them have come out, she doesn't have to wait here to be discovered......

So he turned his head, took a light leap, and disappeared into the night.

After a while, he ran to the same level as Nangong Jin, who ran for his life, and both of them were running, and the speed was also the same at this time.

Nangong Jin turned his head: "Bodhisattva, why don't you continue to purify sentient beings?" It's rare to play a bodhisattva once in your life, and you don't even seize such a good opportunity! ”

The head of the phoenix is not biased, and the white yarn in the shape of Guanyin on the head is flying in mid-air because it escapes quickly, and the head is not biased to return to Nangong Jin's words: "No way, this seat has always been merciful and compassionate, and it is our responsibility to take Pudu as my responsibility!" The matter of Pudu Cangsheng has to start with Pudu himself, so I still run away first......"

Pudu Cangsheng is the responsibility of the immortals, she is not so brain-dead, pretending that the immortals are really self-satisfied, and swelling her vanity to the point that she thinks that she really becomes an immortal! If you still purify all sentient beings, you will first purify yourself!

Nangong Jin sighed: "Alas, all living beings are suffering, you, as a Guanyin master, ran away like this, and there is no one to save the human race, how painful it is!" ”

Yutai Huang replied expressionlessly: "I just want to save the people from fire and water, that's why I want to run!" Only when this seat is alive can we leave a useful body and resolve the great sorrow and suffering of the world. All beings will be grateful to this seat! ”

The two of them talked like this, and while they kept saying that they wanted to save the common people, they flew out of the palace like two rockets! Baili Jinchen and Baili Ruyan, who were left behind them, as well as the secret guards in the shadows, twitched the corners of their mouths, and looked at the two speeding teasers speechlessly!

The gods all ran away, in order for them to run away safely, during the period when they were running, the prince was still playing Sanskrit music. confusing all sentient beings, so that the people in the palace still think that they are shrouded in the Buddha's light of the Bodhisattva......

A flare ignites in the air!

The prince's narrow and charming eyes narrowed slightly, the corners of his lips pulled out lazy smiles, and then put away the flute in his hand, and left with the help of Cang Hao and Dong Li.

The Sanskrit sound stopped.

The Chu Emperor, who was beating people happily, was finally willing to stop! Looking up, the "Bodhisattva" on the roof is gone, the Bodhisattva is gone, but the lotus platform is still there, and it is still flashing and shining!

Emperor Chu took a deep breath and thought that everything was because of his painstaking confession and forgiveness, so the Bodhisattva forgave him and left!

Glancing at the lotus platform, out of a kind of respect and yearning for the divine power of the gods, he opened his mouth and ordered: "Go and take down the Bodhisattva's lotus platform!" ”

"Yes!" The guards answered, and each of them climbed onto the roof with excitement and joy, raised their hands above their heads, and respectfully lifted the "holy relic" lotus platform!

The texture of the holy relic was a little familiar to the touch, the weight of the holy relic was not the same as they imagined, and when they touched the holy relic, they did not feel a burst of pure light enveloping them as they imagined, making them hear the sound of listening to the heavens!

So everyone was a little disappointed and a little strange!

Take it off and put it on the ground! The lotus platform is still flashing, so everyone is a little puzzled, the Bodhisattvas are gone, what is it still flashing? Could it be that the Bodhisattva is gone, but the mana is still there?

That's what everybody thinks! They were about to say in adoration, "Guanyin Bodhisattva is really a time of boundless power", when suddenly a flashing insect flew in front of them! It's a firefly, but why is the flickering rhythm of this lotus platform so similar to the flickering rhythm of this lotus platform?

Emperor Chu suddenly understood what was coming, and his face turned blue when he landed! He commanded: "Take it apart and take a look!" ”

"Yes!" Although everyone didn't dare to dismantle the Bodhisattva's things, they didn't dare to disobey the emperor's order, so they had to respond!

After the dismantling of the three-down-five-divised-two, thousands of fireflies flew out! So Chu Huang Tieqing's face turned purple in an instant! For a while, the expression on his face was innocent, and all kinds of light were scattered, like a rainbow face!

He gritted his teeth and turned his head to look at the guard who had just called him, and said angrily: "You said that the Bodhisattva is from outside the heavens, it looks real, and it will definitely not be fake?" ”

"Your Majesty, subordinates, subordinates...... The subordinates also found out that something was wrong, Guanyin Bodhisattva had a jade bottle on her hands, but she didn't have one on her hands, and her subordinates also asked, but she said, she said...... "Speaking of this, he got up, because until such a long time, he didn't understand what that "logistics" was!

"Say what?" Emperor Chu is grinding his teeth!

He bowed his head deeply and said stiffly: "Let's talk about the Heavenly Realm economy recently...... In the economic crisis, her jade bottle was broken, and she was declared to the logistics department, but it has not yet been approved! The subordinates didn't understand what logistics was, so they guessed that it was a celestial language, so they ......"

"So damn it, you bastard!" Emperor Chu was so angry that he counted all the accounts of those slaps he had just put on the unlucky guard, so he raised his knife and slashed it down! That's it!

slashed and killed, the guards didn't have time to intercede for themselves, and they lost their lives, and he didn't understand what "logistics" was until he died!

Emperor Chu vented his anger to a certain extent after cutting people, and then gritted his teeth and looked at the stunned guards: "What are you still stunned about?" If you don't chase me, if you can't catch up, you'll all die! Don't reveal half a sentence about today's events! ”

"Yes!" The guards received orders and ran for their lives.

The queen was still miserable and fell to the ground, her head had been beaten to the point of dizziness, and she was delirious, so she did not understand what was happening at all......

Suddenly, a little eunuch rushed over, and looked at Emperor Chu in a panic and said: "Your Majesty, it's not good, the purple beads have been stolen!" Violet beads ......"

"What?" Emperor Chu's eyes widened! After closing his eyes and calming down his anger, after thinking for a while, he opened his eyes, almost grinding out a few words from between his teeth, gritted his teeth and asked, "Has King Xu entered the palace today?" ”

"After entering the palace, when the guards patrolled, they said that they had seen King Xu!" The little eunuch replied worriedly!

Emperor Chu was furious and roared loudly: "Son! It's that son of a son again! Violet beads also dare to steal, I have to kill him today! Come here, spread my will, bring Chu Changge to me into the palace, and kill him with a cane! No one is allowed to intercede! ”

"Your Majesty...... This ......" The little eunuch was startled, the emperor has always connived at His Royal Highness King Xu!

"I've made up my mind, go get someone!" Emperor Chu said, threw his sleeves and left!

"Yes!"

------Off topic------

Brother Shan's QQ space's dynamics: Is this kind of abrupt angina rush for Mao? The higher the expectations, the higher the disappointment? It's okay, let's go with peace of mind......

Zhongshan fans: Aha, is Brother Shan out of love?

Brother Shan: Yes, the water pipe in the dormitory betrayed my love!

The mountain fans scolded angrily: The water pipe is broken? Do you dare to exaggerate a little more? We thought you were out of love, and we celebrated for a long time! It's ...... Belch......

Brother Shan said gloomily: I thought I was out of love, but you actually celebrated for a long time? Well?

Fans: That, that, we, we...... Brother Shan, don't get excited, Brother Shan, spare your life!

Brother Shan slashed the table with a knife: Pay the monthly ticket and don't kill!

Thank you, brothers, for yesterday's diamonds, flowers, and monthly passes! I love you guys~