【040】Call a good husband!
"Whoop ......" Little Star Children's Shoes Seeing this, they are overjoyed and happy! Ha Luha, the star master has succeeded!
The others looked at the back of the burning toilet of the Taihuang and wanted to laugh but not laugh.
The palace maid at the gate of the main hall reacted and hurriedly took Yutaihuang to the toilet.
Along the way, his face turned purple, and he had the urge to solve it on the spot! I persuaded myself in my heart for a long time, and I comforted Jun Jinglan's ancestors for eighteen generations, so I didn't make an anti-moral behavior of being respectful everywhere!
When she walked away, the people in the hall were still depressed about the poem. The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and you can see where the toilet is from afar. Although the battle is not very neat, it is still smooth to read, and it cannot be denied that "the sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke" is indeed a good sentence! So how should this poem be judged?
Huang Fuxuan coughed and said, "This poem is not finished yet, let's wait for Princess Tinghuang to come back!" Ladies and gentlemen, please! ”
The crowd nodded and began to compose poems.
And the face of the halberd has not been very good-looking, Huang'er is now going to the toilet, last time she moved Huangfu Xuan's straw paper, it is difficult to ensure that Huang Fuxuan's subordinates will not embarrass her this time! Thinking, I was about to get up.
And Jun Jinglan on the opposite side had already stood up first: "Emperor Tanglin, this prince will be with you first!" ”
Little Star looked up unhappily, master, what do you want to do? Are you going to betray my affection for you?
"As a judge, how can the prince leave the table?" Someone frowned.
Jun said with a smile: "The princess went to the toilet, and the prince, who is a husband, naturally has to personally send straw paper to show care." Beautiful women are hard to find, and please understand! ”
A sentence that does not leak is impossible to refute when it is said, and if you still disagree, it is an accident that does not make sense. But when Taihuang went to a thatched house, he had to personally send straw paper to the prince of a country, did he need to be cared for to this extent?
However, Huang Fuxuan's face was half darkened, originally he wanted to let his subordinates not send straw paper to the woman, and let her have a good experience of the fate of going to the toilet without paper! Unexpectedly, it was destroyed by Jun Jinglan again! Taking a deep breath, he said with a smile: "Prince Beiming, please!" ”
"Emperor Xie Dongling is considerate!" Slightly arched his hand and turned away.
The long back is incomparable, which makes countless beauties jealous of the Taihuang again. I waited for straw paper in the toilet, for what the prince of the North Styls didn't like himself, woo......
Although the little star was very dissatisfied, he had to hurry to keep up.
The Tang Tai Halberd looked at Jun Jinglan's back, and his brows became tighter and tighter! Obviously, Huang'er ate his banana to cause the problem, and now he is going to deliver straw paper, this person is really incomprehensible! However, Chu Changge was leisurely shaking his fan on the side, thinking about the style of doing things in Taihuang, and always felt that Jun Jinglan was going to be unlucky, so he still didn't go up to join in the fun, so as not to become a pond fish that was affected!
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A man and a wolf, walking on the huge palace road.
Halfway through, Jun lowered his head and glanced at the reluctant little star: "It's not small, it's good!" ”
Little star shakes! "Pretty good"? Every time the owner speaks like this, it gets unlucky, which ...... No way! Could it be that the laxative thing is seen through? Thinking about it, he quickly raised his head and blinked his watery wolf eyes. Master, they didn't do anything, they didn't take advantage of the fact that the next people were not there, and quietly poured half a bottle of laxative on the banana! People really don't have ......
Jun Jinglan glanced at it coldly, and said coldly: "Still don't admit your mistake? ”
Well, can I admit my mistake without being punished? Thinking of standing up quickly, kicking the ground with hind hooves, clasping front paws, nine big tails drooping, bowing deeply to Jun Jinglan with his wolf head lowered - master, I was wrong!
The silver hair is plated with a thin layer of brilliance under the sun, and the sparkle in its eyes after the apology is complete, it is enough to make even hard-hearted people soften! In fact, it also did it for the good of its master, who did not understand its loyalty at all!
"Tianshan Holy Fruit, it tastes good." Jun Jinglan walked forward and spoke lightly.
The saliva is dripping, the eyes are green, and the star master wants to eat......
"You don't have to eat this year!" As he spoke, he strode forward.
Xing Ye waved his claws ...... angrily! looked at Jun Jinglan's back viciously - master, you forgot to pet!
"A few more waves, you don't have to eat the glass fruit!" The man in front of him did not turn his head back.
The little star quickly retracted his claws and rubbed it, his expression twisted and flattering.
I hate it, how can people wave their claws......
The Taihuang squatted in the pit, and the whole person was about to collapse! And the palace maids and eunuchs in Huangfu Xuan didn't know what was going on, so they didn't send her paper for half a day! squatting with slight cerebral anemia, he frowned and said: "Someone!" ”
No one answered this call! Yutai Huang's eyebrows jumped, and he understood that Huangfu Xuan wanted to treat others in his own way, and he didn't give himself straw paper. Stingy man, she cursed him to cut off his children and grandchildren!
At this moment, she heard a sound of footsteps, and arrived at the door of the latrine without hurrying.
Immediately, the demonic and lazy voice came, with a thin smile in his words: "Princess, do you want straw paper?" ”
"Nonsense!" When she heard his voice, she was on fire! This damn day, I gave her a laxative, and now she is still falling into the well!
Listening to her voice with a strong smell of gunpowder, Jun Jinglan chuckled: "Princess, this is a radius of five hundred meters, but there is no one!" No one can save you except Prince Ben! ”
"So?" Tan Taihuang asked with a dark face, and she knew that this demon was not so kind! But now she can't offend rashly, if she provokes him, she will really squat in the pit!
"So...... Hmm......" The person at the door hummed softly, long and melodious, full of charm, as if he was thinking. After a while, he opened his mouth and suggested, "Princess, if you call this prince a good husband, how about the master give you the straw paper?" ”
"Call you sister! Roll rough! "Let her call the person who caused her diarrhea "good husband"? It's better to give her a knife!
As soon as these words fell, there was a burst of happy laughter, and it was obvious that he was in a very good mood. It is undeniable that this laughter is really beautiful, but now he only has the urge to push this product into the pit and let him laugh enough in the!
Just as she was annoyed, an unidentified object flew in from outside the latrine. Taihuang hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch it, and looked at it, it was straw paper! Xiu frowned slightly, what the hell was this bastard thinking? scolded him and got the straw paper in, could it be: "Jun Jinglan, are you a little sick with your brain, have you seen the imperial doctor?" ”
When the prince heard this, a smile froze on his lips. I really think this woman is really a little ignorant!
That's it, don't bother with her. raised his lips and smiled, his charming eyes flashed, and he said ambiguously: "I just like your temperament!" ”
"So, if I really call the good husband......" Yutai Huang asked with an expression on his face.
"Then you can squat here in peace!" Good husband...... He is shocked, and he has not been so funny!
So, the Taihuang stopped talking. Because it doesn't go without saying that he's not sick in the head? I don't know why I want to give up treatment! Holding the straw paper, she was about to solve some problems, when suddenly her stomach rolled again, her face turned dark, she gritted her teeth with a pale face and asked: "Jun Jinglan, how many catties of laxatives did you give the old lady?" ”
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