Chapter 90 The average EQ is only two in kindergarten

The temperature difference between day and night on Red Beach is a stepwise decrease, and when the moon floats in the middle of the night, a layer of mist will float faintly on the blue and silver sea level, and a light mist like a fairy's feather tulle will fly up, and the snow will be layered on top of each other, scattered and gathered with the wind......

Yu Ziying's steel body is cast in iron, naturally not cold, but the laziness of the weak and cold physique since she was a child is not comparable to her, when the cold vapor came, his white lips pursed slightly, and subconsciously pulled the silver rat that draped his shoulders on the ground.

It's a pity that this thick coat was wet with a circle of warm soft hair between the collar by Yu Ziying and his own childish revenge a little earlier, and now the hair tufts are wet and sticky and drooping down, so that it will only be more uncomfortable to stick to the cold skin, so he can only take it off and sit on the floor as felt.

In this way, he only wore a double-layered white heraldic deep coat, the bottom of the clothes was the vertical style of soft silk and ice silk, the lower part of the sleeves was arc-shaped, and Yingying held the waist and the tassel belt drooped, fluttering like a fairy not like the world.

As the saying goes, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning.

Sure enough, after a while, Lazy's already unhealthy complexion had been blown white and blue, and although he pretended to be nothing, his slightly trembling body still faithfully revealed his true feelings.

Yu Ziying sat on the right side of the lazy right, the distance between the two was about one person, she turned her head to look at him, her eyes were as cold as water, but she was simmering.

"Give it to me."

After listening to her words, he was slightly stunned, his long eyelashes curled up slightly by the cold, and his delicate eyes, which were a little shallower than Yu Ziying's black pupils, were calm and self-contained, but he still chose to turn sideways and hand her a hand.

Yu Ziying lowered his eyes and saw the hand he stretched out, his eyes were a little helpless, which could probably be translated as "such a smart pet to raise, the owner is very congested" and glanced at him.

"Right hand."

Lazy raised his eyebrows, and was not annoyed by her eyes, but he withdrew his left hand very kindly, and stretched out his right hand to her, waiting for what she was going to do.

In fact, Yu Ziying didn't do anything terrifying, she just stretched out her left hand to hold his cold and piercing hand, and her delicate and small fingertips pressed into his palm, like a piece of soft jade grease sliding through, and then wrapped in a warmth.

Lazy eyes were slightly dumbfounded, although the face was not obvious, but the bottom of his heart was not untouched, and in the next second, he felt the warmth of the hand that was close to each other, and the soft and clear fragrance that approached made him stand stunned for a moment.

Thin clothes close to each other, he looked sideways at Yu Ziying who was leaning against his right arm, she just pulled one of his hands close to him, and when she lowered her head, her soft black hair was within reach, and between the movements, her cold and silky hair inadvertently brushed the back of his hand, with a bit of itchiness that she wanted to grab.

In the past, she had never approached him as actively and obediently as she did today, and he was used to her alienation and indifference, but now he felt her warmth...... The small ground, soft and fragrant, like a piece of soft meat, is incredibly soft everywhere you touch.

"Does that feel warmer?" Yu Ziying looked at him lightly, and the expression on her face seemed to be calm and watery.

Lazy was half a beat slower before replying, "Hmm...... What are you doing? ”

"You used to lean on me, would you feel me warm?" Yu Ziying tilted his head and asked him.

Perhaps because the surroundings were too quiet, he felt that her voice was slightly nasal than usual, and it sounded soft and glutinous, with a little less strong coldness......

Lazy thoughts drifted a little, and he said slightly: "Today...... It's the first time. ”

The soft and boneless little hand held in his palm can indeed make him feel the word "warmth", and the temperature difference between the two is usually close. Even if you get closer, you have me and I have you, it's hard to distinguish between you and me, but today he is about to be blown into an ice sculpture by the sea breeze, and she, as usual, can cross him with warmth.

"Can you close your eyes now and imagine me in your mind?"

Lazy never understood her intentions, but he found it funny, so he smiled coldly: "Naturally." ”

Yu Ziying's eyes were bulging, and he stared at him in disbelief: "Then you give it a try, and then describe it in words." ”

Lazy lifted her eyes with a smile, as she wished, closed her eyes, and when her vision was blocked, the other senses became correspondingly sharp, because they were close to each other, Lazy realized for the first time that Yu Ziying was a woman, and there was a sultry fragrance unique to a girl floating from her body, which was not something a man could have, her snort was very shallow, wet and wet, but the moment he closed his eyes, he paused slowly, as if he was concentrating on anticipation.

The dark emotions caused by the conflict between the two of them were gradually calmed down, but now this calm is different from usual.

But what was the difference, he couldn't say it for a while, so he was absorbed and began to describe the appearance of the girl in front of him in his mind.

"You have very dark hair...... The eyes are big and dark...... Clothes...... Black ......"

Barely speaking, Lazy became silent.

Because except for the subconscious record of the most special "black" in her whole body, it is difficult for him to describe Yu Ziying's appearance in more detail in words.

"Lazy, so ...... We are not companions. ”

Yu Ziying seemed to have known that this would be the case for a long time, and her flat tone was reluctant to conclude with a little certainty.

Lazy listened to her not salty and not light, his heart seemed to be clustered with a fire, he opened his eyes, the extremely oriental eyes squinted slightly, the corners of his eyes were light, like a peach scarlet color, white was close to the cruel color of the face, he reached out to color her jaw, and his eyes were extremely stubborn and aggressive to inspect her calm and calm eyebrows.

"You just want me to remember, and I will."

Yu Ziying saw that he was really serious, and the villain in his heart calmly sprinkled flowers, but there was a disapproving look on his face: "Then wait until you remember it." ”

"Yu Ziying, isn't it...... Are you scolding me for not caring about you? And what about you, who have you been in your heart for so far? As if dissatisfied with Yu Ziying's careless attitude towards him, he stretched out a finger that delicately and gently sliced through the corners of her thin eyes like a cold blade, and lowered his voice as if telling a secret in her ear.

"I don't know what your purpose is for approaching the other people, but there must be a reason, and the same must be true for me, otherwise with your resolute and disgusting nature, how can you easily agree to this trip to March, and you must have other plans in private...... And today's events, do you really think I can't see that you are doing it on purpose? ”

Yu Ziying blinked slightly.

- Huh, debunked?

Well, debunking is debunking, originally the previous style was just to perform a scene where they were calm and introspective after they broke up, and they were beautiful because of the distance, and then they used the topic to play, and finally got back together.

Seeing that Yu Ziying's eyes did not produce any waves because of his words at all, those eyes were extremely black, so black that people could not detect other colors, just like a calm ancient well and black pool.

"These eyes are beautiful, but they are so heartless." Lazy eyes were cold, and he sighed.

Ruthless? Yu Ziying frowned, she asked herself that she had tried to show the maximum "friendly" atmosphere naturally when she came to this trip, but in his eyes, was she still just playing?

Pursing her lips speechless, she began to examine herself at his words.

It's just that she unexpectedly remembered what Wuxiang had said to her before, and he realized a problem earlier than her, if she only paid them false affection, it would be difficult to get true meaning if she was detected.

No one is stupid, and not everyone wants to be fooled, the previous method of no phase was just chicken ribs for her, so before she wanted to brush their favor, maybe ...... We should try our best to tap into their strengths, develop a good impression of them from the heart, and get along with them.

Before attacking the heart, you must also refine your heart.

"Ziying, you have endured patience in the first half of your life, extinguishing pain and sexuality, and being rigid if you have no desire, but in fact, you are ...... Grandmother doesn't think this is liberation, the real liberation grandmother is old, and she can't teach you anymore, only if you yourself understand, pain, joy, sorrow, pity, love, can you not suffer the bumpy road of this life in vain. In my memory, my grandmother's cold and serious face was full of sorrow and distress when she said this.

Enlighten the root of the avenue, Hongzhi can climb the cloud city, understand the root of the avenue, Hongzhi can climb the cloud city, she silently recited a sentence twice, and there was an answer in her heart in an instant.

After remembering what she had encountered and the people she had met in another world, she had been hurt, regretful, sincere, hot, entangled, and painful...... In fact, she is touched and felt, but repression and restraint have become her instincts, and she has forgotten her heart that is gradually waking up...... Maybe she can't do it anymore.

"From this moment on, I will also watch you seriously." Yu Ziying raised her face, her eyebrows and eyes were born very well, it was the kind of delicate to just the right look, perhaps because the buds were still ripe to bloom to the extreme beauty, so it didn't feel aggressive, but there was a sense of tranquility.

If there really is a god in the world, she must not hesitate to choose her facial features and face as the standard model when creating the Heavenly Maiden, but it is a pity that she wastes such good qualifications, and often has a straight face like a little old man, with a twilight expression, which can break through all the postures in the world.

But at this time, there was finally a kind of immature, ignorant and serious that belonged to her age, and her eyes that were as black as dry wells and ancient waves finally had a different kind of vitality in addition to the "black" of the black haze.

She's willing to trade hearts for hearts instead of analyzing everything about them as a set of data.

"From today on, let's compete to see who has the feelings of the world first, and see who you and my ruthless person are." Yu Ziying crisply left the words.

When he heard that she was completely childish, even more innocent than when the child asked his parents for something, he wanted to shake his head with a smile, but in fact, his heart trembled like a string plucked by her unprecedentedly serious words, and the echo could not be erased for a long time.

- One moment the wisdom is frighteningly cruel, and the other time it is naΓ―ve and simple...... Speechless, she is so changeable and contradictory, it really makes people not know which side to treat her best.

"How about losing, how about winning?" He couldn't put on the black and sinister appearance he had before, and after letting go of her, he lazily tilted his head to stare at her as if he was boneless, and the slightly raised jaw contour contrasted with the beautiful nose bridge and beautiful facial lines, which made his already indistinguishable appearance add a bit of nocturnal snow charm to the world.

Without waiting for Yu Ziying to answer, he said with a good-tempered attitude like tolerating and playing with inferior children: "This kind of thing can be gambled, I have to say, you have a lot of ideas, but how to implement it?" ”

In fact, this matter is only good for lazy, and there is no harm in it, he originally wanted to abduct Yu Ziying to come to him, so it is naturally good for her to have feelings for him.

What's the solution? Yu Ziying was stunned for a moment, saying that she hadn't had time to think about it, but if people want to increase mutual goodwill, don't the first things start with understanding and communicating with each other?

"Let's say something to increase our understanding of each other." Yu Ziying thought about it for a moment and proposed.

"Hmm~" This lazy person has weak bones, if he can sit, he can't stand, and if he can lie down, he can't sit, so he picked a good place to lie down obliquely, and his head shamelessly rested on Yu Zi's baby's legs, and it was natural to pull her long and hanging fox to cover his waist and abdomen, of course, his right hand still didn't forget to hold the little hand she took the initiative to send.

β€”β€”This shameless act of reconciliation has made Yu Ziying feel that he may have been calculated by him when he was calculating him before.

"What do you want to say?" The lazy long voice sounded.

Yu Ziying couldn't think of any good topics for a while, so she asked step by step: "What about your parents?" ”

"Heh, that's why you're a rectum who asks people like this, what about your parents?" Lazy sneered.

Also, looking at the situation of laziness and now that he is so depraved that he is even rushing to find a companion, where will there be any relatives in the world, if this is asked to a psychologically fragile and weak-willed person, show her a seppuku every minute!

Yu Ziying heard the unhappiness in the lazy words, this is a new thing, he is usually the kind of person who is very good at hiding his emotions, but this time he showed her his displeasure very bluntly, this is a progressive thing.

So, Yu Ziying also replied honestly: "I was born without parents, and I am five evils and three lack of life." ”

"......" was deliberately embarrassed by her words, but she was returned by Yu Meizhi with such an honest and serious answer, and she felt a choke in her heart, neither on top nor below.

After being silent for a while, he said in an indifferent tone: "What a coincidence, I was also born with nothing, and I used to hear that the hun man say that I was fed by a to live to him." ”

His eyes were cooler than the moonlight, and he looked quietly at the sparkling sea, but out of the corner of his eye, he was observing Yu Ziying's look at him about the story he had been fed by a.

"I'm feeding human milk." Yu Ziying paused, with a sense of superiority of "I have a higher starting point than you", and said solemnly: "And it is a young first-born young woman." ”

The corners of Lazy Wenyan's mouth twitched slightly, is this kind of thing so worth showing off? The words "young" and "firstborn", she has increased several scales in her life.

…… He raised an eyebrow: "After that, I devoured the after it died." "Diving in, you can't eat your firstborn girl.

I don't know when the topic became a childish comparison, and there is no lower limit to the loss of content.

Of course she can't eat it, young woman! Yu Ziying always felt that talking to him belonged to the kind of talk that was not speculative for more than half a sentence, and when the Huairou policy was over, she wanted to break his hand.

But lazy, this guy knows the essence of the taste, and he touches it again and pinches her little hand.

This is the first time he has held the little girl's tender hand, he never knew that the girl's hand is so comfortable to touch, "hands are like soft wattles" is not false, this is better than the palm of the hand to hold and play with those mutton fat warm jade touch, for a while unconsciously addicted.

The heart was stupidly and obscenely lazy, but his face was dressed like a beast: "At that time, the senior brother looked very funny when he learned about this, and he taught me sharply that the so-called people are those who know and know kindness, and only animals will do this kind of thing of kindness and revenge, do you know what I said at the time?" ”

Yu Ziying did not answer what he said, but expressed his thoughts: "Do you think that by eating it and becoming one with it, you can resurrect it in your body, and it will live when you live?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oh, you really know me. Lazy laughed meaninglessly, and glanced at her with a slightly complicated look, when I was a child, I felt very arrogant and arrogant to do this, but now I look back, especially when I hear others so bluntly express his thoughts at that time, this feeling...... Slightly embarrassed.

He said that she knew him, of course, she had done this kind of stupid thing properly when she was a child, and she used ideas to push ideas, so it was clear at a glance.

"No, I can't understand your perverted thoughts."

But based on that black history, it was too embarrassing for Yu Ziying to admit it, and she denied it in front of lazy faces.

Lazy didn't believe it, he deliberately scratched her palm: "How can you not understand, you have broken my heart many years ago, so many years, after other people heard about it, they all thought that I was a demon who was about to enmity." ”

No, Yu Ziying tried to maintain a normal three views to look at this matter - think about it, this kind of thing is originally a demonic act in the eyes of normal people, and there is no "thought" at all, no matter what the motive is.

Yu Ziying thought about it for a while and asked a question that he had been concerned about since he knew that he had eaten a female dog, and that was ...... "How did you feel after eating that?" ”

When he heard her words, his eyes were slightly stunned: "......"

- Who said that laziness is a demon, and the person who asks this kind of question of destroying the three views in such a false and serious tone is actually completely reduced to the demon world!

Yu Ziying also seemed to find that her mouth was quick as if she had inadvertently leaked something, and hurriedly remedied: "I mean, I have never eaten dog meat, so I am more interested in the dog meat described in the book's 'Southern Heavenly Cold Dog Meat Fragrance, Five Immortals Gather in the Poetry Chapter', and it just so happens that you have eaten it, so I asked this question." ”

So don't get me wrong.

finally found that the scale of their conversation was becoming more and more distorted, and glanced at her lazily, and then stretched out his finger and nodded at the corner of her mouth angrily: "Don't be greedy, dog meat is very fat." ”

Pretty bad? This seems to be different from what is recorded in the books, Yu Ziying lowered her eyes suspiciously and looked lazy.

"Don't you want me to eat your nurse's fellow nurse?" Yu Ziying suddenly remembered this question, and with a kind of "I have seen through your mind, it is useless for you to hide it" detective to break the truth of An's piece.

"......" The hand that poked the corner of her mouth quietly climbed towards her slender and fragile neck, the bottom of his eyes was thin and cold, and he really wanted to strangle this stupid guy from cold to stupid in an instant, but in the end, he couldn't do it, he looked away, and closed his eyes suddenly.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Still talking? ”

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There was a whirring wind in his ears, and he slowly felt the temperature of a piece of skin on the back of his hand getting warmer and higher, and Yu Ziying woke up from his sleep and opened his eyes loosely.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she felt a whole beam of bright light coming from her, which made her subconsciously turn her face away and close her eyes violently again, and only after a long time of adapting to it did she open her eyes again.

It was already dawn, and she saw that the sea was blowing a faint trace of microwaves because of the morning breeze, but it was only for an instant, and it was immediately calm.

Looking up again, on the sea in the distance, there was gradually a touch of red light, slowly spreading everywhere, for a long time, dyed a small half of the sky, red, still spreading, most of the sky has been slightly red, and finally, when the whole sky is red, red, no longer spreading, but slowly thickening and deepening.

In the distance, there were occasional seabirds flying over the sea, but it could not disturb Yu Ziying's vision in the slightest, and she watched quietly with her eyes wide open as the sun rose on the seashore.

The morning breeze blew, the long hair flew up, and the statue of Yu Ziying entered a mysterious perception, quietly and attentively looking at the magnificent scene in front of him.

Not far away on the red sparkling water, Xiao Hei finally made a noise and was willing to poke out a smooth black snake head from the water, but in the end he was still taboo about the murderous shadow of yesterday's scene, only churning and diving in the sea, and did not approach the two masters and emperors who had abused it with their feet.

Finally, the red beach brightened into the day, Yu Ziying Fang came back from the magical induction given by nature just now, this time the perception gained a lot, Yu Ziying unexpectedly felt that the Xuan Qi in her body became a little thicker, for a while, the auspicious Rui of God made her mood a day better.

So looking down at the sleeping man who was still sleeping on her lap, Yu Ziying looked at his quiet and white face, and thought to herself, she had discovered one of his advantages, that is, it was better when she was asleep than when she was awake.

"Get up when you sleep." Yu Ziying lightly dismantled this "bed-riding" person.

Lazy frowned, and then opened his eyes extremely reluctantly, and his voice was a little hoarse after waking up: "It's just dawn." ”

Yu Ziying looked at him calmly and said, "I just asked you to get up from my lap." ”

Lazy looked at Yu Ziying's unchangeable expression of "soft first and then hard", so Shi Shiran, as if separated by flesh and bones, got up softly, and looked like a person who was lingering on the sickbed, enough to mop the floor.

Yu Ziying waited for him and was ready to get up.

One Teng ......

Re-Teng......

Together......

Rise Again......

Lazy turned his eyes strangely and looked at Yu Ziying stiffly and continued to sit cross-legged in place, with angry eyebrows.

"Hungry?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

"Thirsty?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Seeing that her expression was full of blackness, she thought about it, turned her back, pondered for a moment, and then chose a word that was least likely to cause distraction, and said to her: "If you want to be convenient, go ahead, don't put up with it......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I, legs, numbness, it's gone! ”

Yu Ziying shot a murderous look at him and said word by word.

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Since the culprit is lazy, the ultimate solution is to massage Yu Ziying to unclog her stiff leg muscles.

This was proposed by Lazy Self, Yu Ziying was unwilling, but the opposition was invalid, so he could only be forced to put on the shelf.

Because this technology is new, it is not satisfactory to Yu Ziying to press it lightly or heavily.

"It's heavy."

"So what?"

"Light."

"And now?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The location is wrong, the legs are not long there. ”

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When Yu Ziying was able to stand up a little, a medium-sized boat sailed in front of the wharf in the red morning sun, and it turned out that Qihua and others had finally "borrowed the boat" from the fishermen's caravan near the wharf after a night of hard work.

When they tied the boat to the edge of the dock, a stack of the original team came over.

As they approached, he lifted the sour Yu Ziying up from the ground, and then, naturally, he kicked the silver rat cloak that had been laid on the ground last night into the sea with a very clean kick.

...... "In order to maintain the emperor's heroic and martial image, you threw small actions after using the big man who worked hard and complained all night last night, and then threw small actions after using it, she didn't want to see it in the same stream at all, okay!"

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Small Theatre:

As they approached, he lifted the sour Yu Ziying up from the ground, and then, naturally, he kicked the silver rat cloak that had been laid on the ground the night before into the sea with a very clean kick.

Yu Ziying: Why are you doing this, it can still be used again after drying!

Lazy Dao: No, sleeping on the ground covered with a cover, how can this kind of non-gorgeous thing be discovered by others!

In the distance, Xiao Hei saw a white silver rat floating on the sea, it recognized that it was the main Rendi, quickly slid over and grabbed it, and then very excitedly threw it back to the corridor where the main Ren was.

It has a pair of big sparkling eyes, and all kinds of praise and appreciation.

Yu Ziying & Lazy looked at the soaked clothes that had been thrown back: "......"