One year, two-year-old Murong Nian had just been brought back to Maple Leaf Villa from the Kingdom of Li.

Daddy was caught by his father in the house to love, the lonely little Nian'er can only play alone, just when he saw the maid's sister carrying a vegetable basket to go out, the bored little Nian'er pestered her sister to go together.

The maid couldn't resist the little master, so she could only take him out, anyway, there were a lot of shadow guards in secret, and they weren't afraid of anything.

Xiao Nian'er went shopping for the first time, and was held in her arms by the maid's sister, looking around curiously with wide eyes, full of novelty.

Suddenly, he saw a group of children gathered around a stall, and she was curious to go over.

The maid had no choice but to carry him over, and through the group of children, she saw a large cage in the stall, and in the cage there were birds that looked like birds and were bigger than birds, and they were clucking, and a group of children were teasing them with small sticks.

Xiao Nian'er thought it was very funny, and pointed to the basket to go down to play.

The chicken coop was dirty, and the maid naturally couldn't let the little master touch it, so she could only coax it.

But Xiao Nian'er couldn't pull the eight cows away, seeing that his eyes were slightly red, and his mouth was about to cry, the maid had no choice but to buy the whole cage of chickens, called out a shadow guard to send them back to the villa first and let the kitchen people deal with it, and then coaxed the little guy to say that he would see it when he went back.

Hurriedly bought vegetables, took the little master back to the villa, those chickens have been called the kitchen lady to take care of, and circled a small clean chicken coop, each one can be washed clean and dried inside, the hair is as bright as new.

As soon as Xiao Nian'er went back, she couldn't wait to find the 'big bird', squatted in the chicken coop for a day, observed them curiously, and then accidentally found that there were a few more round white stones in the chicken coop.

The maid hurriedly explained, "Little prince, that's not a stone, it's an egg." ”

"Eggs? What is it? Xiao Nian'er tilted her head and thought suspiciously, that cute appearance made the surrounding maids and aunts feel peachy, shouting in their hearts that they were so cute and cute, and they couldn't wait to go up and rub the child in their arms, but unfortunately they didn't dare.

Another maid explained, "The eggs are the eggs laid by this chicken. ”

Xiao Nian'er was a little dizzy when she heard it, and she was even more confused, and shook her head, "I don't understand." ”

An aunt took the egg and put it in the palm of her hand in front of him, and pointed to the hen next to her and said, "Little prince, this thing is called an egg, and this 'big bird' is called a hen, and this egg is born from a hen, and it can hatch chicks and eat it." ”

Seeing that the aunt pointed at the hen's buttocks, she happened to see a hen's butt pulling chicken shit, which was very disgusting, Xiao Nian'er's little face suddenly wrinkled, "That's poop." Poop, balls are poop. ”

Several people were stunned for a moment, knowing that the little prince had misunderstood, and was about to explain, when they saw that the master was calling the little master.

When the little master heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he didn't care about the eggs, so he turned around and ran out, calling Daddy happily.

A few people suddenly regretted and regretted, they still want to get along with the little prince more, the little prince is really cute, the appearance of pink carving, I have never seen such a cute and beautiful child.

In the evening, Murong Qiufeng fed Xiao Nian'er with egg custard, this little guy likes to eat egg custard the most, he was eating egg custard while talking about today's events, talking about bringing back a few 'big birds' called 'wooden chickens' Murong Qiufeng understood when he heard it, and corrected him and said, "That's not a bird, it's not a wooden chicken, it's called a hen, it's a kind of poultry that eats specially, and there are also roosters, don't you hear the clucking at dawn, that's the rooster, and the one who lays eggs is called a hen." ”

Xiao Nian'er was in Murong Qiufeng's arms, she was a little confused, her head was little by little, and she didn't understand, "Daddy, what is the egg?" "I had vaguely heard this word in the afternoon.

"The eggs are laid by the hens, round and white, a little yellow, they can be eaten, and they can also give birth to baby chickens, just like the one you eat, it is made of eggs."

Xiao Nian'er was stunned, remembering the egg in the afternoon, and suddenly stared at the empty bowl with wide eyes, "This is made of round and white, eggs that fell from behind the butt of the wooden chicken?" ”

"yes. Nian'er is so smart. Murong Qiufeng smiled slightly, and wiped the corners of his mouth with a handkerchief.

Shangguan Ye couldn't help but laugh on the side.

But when she heard Xiao Nian'er suddenly raise her head and open her mouth, she started crying, so bitter that she was not sad.

Murong Qiufeng and Shangguan Ye were immediately stupid, and then they were a little in a hurry, not understanding why this child was crying when he was okay just now.

Xiao Nian'er cried and coughed, Murong Qiufeng couldn't stop coaxing the two, and the maid next to her was also scared and didn't know how to do it.

After a while, he sobbed, "Daddy, woo, deceive people, that's the poop of the wooden chicken, woo, Nian'er don't eat poop, woo, daddy is bad, give Nian'er poop." "The more I cry, the more aggrieved I am.

Murong Qiufeng was completely stunned, and he didn't react for a while, but when he saw the child crying sadly in his arms and his little face flushed, he was so distressed that he could twitch and twitch, so he could only coax, "How can Daddy lie to Nian'er, how can he give Nian'er poop, who does Nian'er listen to." ”

"Yes, who is talking nonsense with the little baby, and the father is going to arrest him and lock him up in the dark room." Shangguan Ye also hurriedly squatted down and gently stroked his back on the other side.

Xiao Nian'er kept shedding tears aggrievedly, crying and sobbing, and finally couldn't speak.

Murong Qiufeng finally coaxed people, and when he was tired of crying, he also fell asleep.

Shangguan Ye frowned and asked people to find and ask all the people who had gotten along with Murong Nian in the afternoon, and only then did he know what happened, but he felt angry and funny, so he had to shake his head helplessly.

After telling Murong Qiufeng about this, Murong Qiufeng was also a little speechless, and felt that maybe it was time to start teaching Nian'er something.

In the morning, Xiao Nian'er got up, although she was on medicine, her eyes were still a little red and swollen, and she felt distressed when she looked at a pair of fathers.

Murong Qiufeng was a little guy who was coaxing a temper again, and carried him to the hall for breakfast.

As soon as she entered the hall, Xiao Nian'er saw a small pot of balls in the center of the table, thinking of last night's incident, her eyes suddenly widened, and her mouth was about to cry.

Murong Qiufeng hurriedly said, "Nian'er, look at what your father is doing." ”

Xiao Nian'er flattened her mouth and didn't cry at first, and looked at her father at the table curiously, and saw that her father reached out to the basin and took a ball, and then knocked it on the table, and peeled it from the ball.

He looked curious about what his father was going to do, and why he had to peel the poop, and then he saw his father open his mouth and bite the ball, and he opened his mouth wide in surprise.

Murong Qiufeng hurriedly said, "Does Nian'er know what Father is eating?" ”

Xiao Nian'er's eyes didn't blink, and then she frowned and said in disgust, "Father eats poop." ”

Knowing that this was not the case, Shangguan Ye was a little sick and nauseated at the moment, and he was almost choked, so he hurriedly swallowed the egg and drank another sip of porridge.

The maids in the hall couldn't help but bow their heads and their shoulders trembled slightly.

Murong Qiufeng's face was also a little sneering, and he hurriedly picked up Shangguan Ye and ate the ordinary egg, and said, "Nian'er, this is not ...... Poop, it's an egg, it's edible, and it will grow taller if you eat it, you see, she has a shell to protect it, it's very clean, it's white and tender, it's also very similar, you touch it. ”

Maybe it was because he just saw that his father had eaten it, so he didn't mind it so much, and after listening to it, he rubbed it carefully, eh? It's different from yesterday's hard feeling, it's so soft and slippery, and the orange-red, orange-red inside is also good-looking, and it's also very fragrant.

Murong Qiufeng took another bite, "Look, Daddy also eats, Nian'er used to love food, try it, Daddy won't lie to Nian'er." ”

Xiao Nian'er looked at it suspiciously, wrinkled her little face, thought about it and took a bite carefully.

Shangguan Ye raised his hand, and two subordinates came in outside, no one was holding a chicken in their hands.

Murong Qiufeng began to explain to him, starting from chickens, to ducks, geese, pigs, horses, and so on.

Xiao Nian'er finally figured it out, it was really not poop, but a baby.

Then he asked, "Is Daddy also a Dan when he was born?" Nian'er came out of here? Will Nian'er be eaten too? ”

Shangguan Ye was drinking tea, and he squirted out a sip of tea.

The people in the hall were stunned, and then they all bowed their heads and endured hard laughter.

Murong Qiufeng had a black line on his forehead, and explained again, there is a difference between laying eggs and giving birth to children, and men can't have children, and he also explained with Youxiang, who is pregnant, "See your Aunt Xiang's belly, it's my sister inside, and after three months, my sister will be born from Aunt Xiang's belly." ”

"Is it the same as a hen laying eggs?"

"Forehead ......" Murong Qiufeng was a little speechless, and he didn't know how to explain it.

Shangguan Ye couldn't help but smile and said, "It's almost, but your Aunt Xiang is a human, so what was born was not an egg, but a little doll as cute as a baby." As he spoke, he took him over and sat on his lap.

Xiao Nian'er seemed to be more confused, and her little head couldn't accept so much information.

Murong Qiufeng held his forehead, and could only sigh and say let him take his time.

On this day, Xiao Nian'er followed her father to check Youxiang's body, and looked at his Aunt Xiang's round belly that was as big as a big ball, so she couldn't help but blurt out, "When will Aunt Xiang give birth to Dandan, Nian'er wants Dandan's sister." ”

Murong Qiufeng was a little dizzy when he stared, and Youxiang and Yuntian were a little confused by his astonishing words.

Murong Qiufeng had no choice but to tell them the embarrassing thing about laying eggs.

Youxiang laughed after hearing this, and then hugged Xiao Nian'er affectionately and said, "Xiao Nian'er, Aunt Xiang doesn't lay eggs, only those who have big wings will lay eggs, and Aunt Xiang gave birth to a little doll, a cute doll with the same flesh as Nian'er." ”

Xiao Nian'er blinked, "Grow wings to lay eggs, don't you grow wings to give birth to dolls?" ”

A few adults pondered for a while, and although they thought it was still a little weird, it was theoretically true, so they nodded.

So in a certain year and month, when Xiao Nian'er looked at the baby snake that crawled out of the eggs, she felt that the snake had wings, and thought that they were hiding their wings, so she also asked the shadow guard to grab the snake and throw it down from the air to force them to fly, of course, this is a later story.

——————poof,Okay,Actually, I don't know what I'm writing.,But I just want to show two words 'laying eggs'.,Hehe.,Today is Christmas.,I still remember that I wrote a male concubine last Christmas.,Santa Claus was written to the other world.,This one doesn't add any Christmas elements.,Picture a happy picture.,By the way, I'll introduce to you.,When I was a child, I was cute and thoughtful.,Hey.,And the embarrassing history of the daddy.。

So, I wish you all a happy egg lay.