Chapter 1, my name is Lu Xiaofeng

The protagonist of this story is called Lu Xiaofeng, but it is not Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng lives in a dilapidated community, which is called Happy Community, but the people here hardly feel any happiness.

For what? Because, most of the people who live here have no money, how can they be happy?

Although having money does not necessarily lead to happiness, it is not necessarily unhappy if you don't have money.

Lu Xiaofeng lives with his mother, as well as his sister and twin sister Lu Xiaofeng.

However, there is a secret in their family.

That is, he and his sister Xiaoyun are eighteen years old this year, and they still live in a room and sleep in a bed.

However, you can rest assured, the two of them are pure, very pure, very pure.

Lu Xiaofeng is a poor dick, but he may never have dreamed that he would become a great god and a fighting god.

The story takes place in this small room.

This morning, Lu Xiaofeng's ** illness was committed again, and he actually fell asleep, not honestly, and actually put his hand on his sister Lu Xiaoyun, who was sleeping next to him. Although, his heart is pure, but his actions are a little impure.

At this moment, my sister Xiaoyun Ke became sensitive, and she grabbed her younger brother and beat her violently.

This little cloud is really violent! Nonsense, people are not fuel-efficient lamps, just hit them.

However, Xiaofeng is not a fuel-efficient lamp, how can she let my sister hit it?

While these two people were fighting in the bedroom, there was a bang, and the bedroom door was knocked hard.

The siblings heard a familiar explosion.

"What are you two doing early in the morning? Don't come out for me yet! ”

Oh no, King Yama is here!

"Mom, it's coming, it's coming, don't knock!" Xiaoyun shouted loudly, gesturing for his younger brother to clean up quickly.

Outside the door, King Yama kept knocking on the door, and then simply kicked the door with his foot.

"Hurry up and open the door for me! I kicked it in, do you hear me? ”

The door opened.

"What are you two doing? Why did it take so long to open the door? "Mom came in.

This is a fat aunt with a wide cross-section, a chubby face, a chubby mouth, a chubby belly, and chubby legs.

No one believes that this is the mother of this pair of handsome men and beautiful women.

Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun's mother, I heard that they were beautiful for a while in the early years, but after giving birth to the two of them, they embarked on the road of "prosperity and strength" out of control.

The most terrifying thing is not this fat body, but this earth-shattering voice.

Everyone in this community knows that when the fat aunt shouts, the earth will shake three times.

With such a big voice, it's not good to do something, for example, learn from Aunt Susan to sing a song, or be the leader of the cheerleading team, that voice will definitely make the Chinese men's football team scare their feet and kick cramps.

However, the fat aunt prefers to be the "chief of the community", she should be in charge, she should not be in charge, and she should be in charge of everything.

Although she offended many people because of this, my mother still enjoyed it.

What she often puts in her mouth is the mantra that makes Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun listen to it N times and hear calluses.

"I'll tell you, that's because I'm good to you, and I don't bother to pay attention to you because of someone else."

It seems that no one in the whole world cares more about you than her.

At this time, the fat old mother was staring at this pair of living treasures viciously.

Xiaoyun straightened his long hair, and said with a smile: "Mom, we, what else can we do?" No, he slept too late yesterday, and I kept trying to wake him up just now, but he was always lying in bed, and he couldn't scream. ”

When Xiaofeng heard this, he was so angry that he almost wanted to hit him.

Is it simply reversing black and white? Last night, it was my sister, you were there all night surfing the Internet, so I couldn't sleep all the time? How did it turn out that I didn't go to sleep?

Didn't I just rub a little oil on you? Are you going to take revenge on me like this?

A woman is really a vengeful animal.

"Xiaofeng, why are you again? How many times have I said it, tell you to go to bed early, go to bed early. Why are you still disobedient! "The tigress was angry and the consequences were severe.

"I'll say you, it's just good for you, if you weren't my son, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to you." Mom moved out of that sentence again, "If you don't go to bed early, you will be paid for the electricity bill in the future." ”

"Mom, you don't know how to do it, I only made so much money this month, and it's not enough to stuff my teeth. If you want money, ask your sister to go, sister, didn't she make a lot of money? Seeing that the situation was not good, Xiaofeng quickly turned the fire to his sister's side.

"Eh, I said, little bastard, where did I make my money? I haven't graduated yet, where is the money? Xiaoyun was in a hurry.

Xiaofeng saw her sister's appearance and smiled proudly.

"Why not? Mom, you don't know what to do, sister, she's writing books on the Internet. What's that website called? By the way, what does it seem to be called 24K Novel Network? Isn't that so, sister? Xiao Feng smiled coldly.

“24K？ You think it's buying gold? Tell you, it's 18K Novel Network. Xiaoyun said.

"Hehe, yes, yes, it's 18K, a little worse than 24K, but it's also pure gold." Little wind is happy.

It seems that this time, her plan succeeded, and my sister finally admitted the fact of writing novels on the Internet in front of her mother.

Sister Xiaoyun did write books on the Internet, and she also made a little money.

However, her works are basically only shown to people who are not familiar with them.

However, living in the same room, Xiaoyun's actions can't escape his brother's eyes no matter what.

Xiaofeng knew that his sister was writing a novel, but Xiaoyun never let Xiaofeng see the content of his novel.

For this reason, the two often stage "cat and mouse battles".

However, Xiaofeng only saw the title of the book written by her sister, as if it was a rose.

Damn, write roses, what is there to write about roses? Xiaofeng thought to herself, what a rotten girl, do you still believe in this thing, believe in Mao?

Xiao Feng didn't believe in any love, he thought it was something that children who hadn't grown up to play with, or maybe it was those "petty bourgeoisie" who had a little spare money in their waists and a little idle moaning there.

Lao Tzu doesn't believe in love.

In school, Xiaofeng has always been famous for hanging children.

What touched the hands of the lesbian table, what deliberately put a dead insect in the girl's schoolbag, Xiaofeng has done this kind of thing.

He has also been in love before, but it is not long, and he is no longer a virgin.

However, it was all over in a few nights.

In the final analysis, I don't have any money in my pocket, so I can't afford to make a girl.

Those women who have had a relationship with themselves are either stupid and cute, and they are nostalgic for Xiaofeng's flesh and skin. Or, it's just a woman who doesn't care about that kind of thing like Xiaofeng, anyway, everyone takes what they need, and if you want to play, you can come.

It is an eternal truth that you have to fall in love with all seriousness, and you can't play without a ticket.

It's a woman, I have to take it, this is Xiaofeng's motto.

However, Xiaofeng does not necessarily have to push the woman down, Xiaofeng is "lustful and Tao".

For example, his sister Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun is beautiful (nonsense, the twin brother is so handsome, will the sister be ugly?) ), the figure is good, and it makes people greedy when they look at it.

There is such a sister, put it in your own home, you don't need to use it, it's really expensive.

As the saying goes, fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields.

But Xiaofeng also has his own bottom line, and he "only touches and doesn't push down" for Xiaoyun.

After all, my sister is my own relative, so I can't go too far.

For the beautiful sister who is extremely beautiful outside, and there is a large group of men with fart behind her, Xiaofeng is of course not welcome.

"I don't care which of you two earns more and who earns less, anyway, I support you now, and I have to give me living expenses, food expenses, and water and electricity bills. One person and half, no one is missing. "Mom is going crazy again.

Xiaofeng and Xiaoyun looked at each other helplessly.

"You guys, all come out for me to eat, hurry up. I'm going to go grocery shopping later! ”

A family of three sat down at the small dining table in the living room and ate.

This is the beginning of this very ordinary day between the three of them.

After eating, Xiaofeng returned to his room and slammed the door shut.

He went to bed again, which was his habit, and it was not yet time to go to work.

The two women outside seemed to be talking about something.

But it's none of Xiaofeng's business, he's sleepy again, and he's going to sleep.