Chapter 178: I Have Special Recitation Skills
Ah, it's Sunday again, so naturally I'm going to be ready to hit the charts.
So today at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, add two watches!
Brothers, for the sake of my diligence, prostitute me (vote) fiercely!
Monthly prostitution, recommended prostitution!
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"There's a new device!" How could Hong Dali miss this kind of good thing, his eyes were as bright as light bulbs: "Good! I'll be there tomorrow! ”
"Well, then...... I'll go back first. With that, Lin Chuyin turned around and left, without looking at anyone else.
"Brother Mighty is domineering!" The surrounding classmates shouted: "That's a blood concubine!" O blood concubine! actually took the initiative to invite Brother Dali! ”
"Sister Hatsune is so strange today," Tang Muxin also pointed her finger at her lips and said strangely, "It seems that she has never taken the initiative to invite someone to her laboratory before." Vigorously, you ...... Vigorously? ”
No wonder Tang Muxin was surprised, Hong Dali's eyes were full of happy little stars at this time, and the saliva at the corners of his mouth was about to flow down: "Hehe...... New device...... Hehehehe...... It must be very powerful...... Hehehe......"
"Hong Dali!" Tang Muxin pinched Hong Dali's ears: "Don't you want to be so happy!" ”
"Happy! Of course I'm glad! Hong shook his head vigorously: "What are you not happy about?" I have to be happy, who is happy if I'm not happy?! ”
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" Tang Muxin turned her head angrily, and suddenly said in surprise: "Dali, Liu Mingxin is here, there is one more person by his side, we don't seem to have seen that person." ”
"Huh? Lao Liu is also here? Hong Dali looked over, and then smiled and took a few steps. said: "Lao Liu, you are also here?" Ha Luha, who is this big brother? If you can walk with Lao Liu, it's definitely not ordinary! ”
"Hehe, happy coming-of-age ceremony." Liu Mingxin was still as elegant as ever, with a warm smile on his face, and said, "Congratulations to Dali on turning eighteen." Speaking of which, your speech above is really ......" Liu Mingxin said this, not knowing how to praise Hong Dali, he held back for two seconds. The last thing I can only say is: "It's really quite distinctive." ”
"Ha Lu Ha. That's, that's. Hong Dali was a little embarrassed to be said, and then looked at Liang Yifeng on the side: "Who is this big brother...... looks so handsome and chic, why don't you just introduce yourself. Hehe. ”
This photo first threw the words "handsome and chic". Liang Yifeng was suddenly a little fluttering. Hurriedly introduced: "Hello, my name is Liang Yifeng, and I am uninvited today." Hehe. My hobby is reciting poetry, singing is okay, of course, it's even better if there are beautiful women, ha, hahaha. ”
It's okay to sing and beauties, but what kind of trouble is this recitation of poetry about?
Hong Dali was surprised: "You...... Do you also like to read poetry? This is very rare now, so what kind of poems do you like to recite? "This Liang Yifeng seems to have come from Guangdong in the south, and he always speaks with a bit of Cantonese.
"Then I'll read it to you?" Liang Yifeng seems to really like reciting poetry: "En'en, the poem I recited is "Su Ye Shi Shanfang Treats Ding Da Da", listen to it!" ”
Then Hong Dali understood what it meant to be truly devastating and unstoppable.
In the process of recitation, Liang Yifeng's facial expression was rich and his voice was subdued. Sometimes "secretly send autumn waves", sometimes look around, sometimes shout, and even show the expression of gazing at the scenery and looking through the autumn water.
The ecstatic expression, the first-class acting skills, the expression and the action complement each other, sometimes raising their heads and sometimes pursing their lips, and the audience who has seen it can only say a "good" word loudly!
In fact, his recitation could only be regarded as his own hobby, but he forgot one thing - almost all the people here are local tyrants, mobile phones, and Internet speeds......
As a result, when he finished reciting this paragraph, the unreliable local tyrant classmates around Hong Dali had already been uploaded to the Internet, with ecstatic expressions, and a subdued voice, it was really praised, and there was no pressure to join the all-stars, and even Hong Dali had already laughed to the ground, and he could only say one sentence after the last: "You recite such a dick, do you know the Tao in your family?" ”
"That's a must, I've been practicing this for years!" After the recitation, Liang Yifeng's expression was quite satisfied, and it felt as if he had just rolled over the sheets with his favorite woman: "I have special recitation skills." For example, in the beginning of the poem, I pretend to look around at the scenery and follow the corresponding movements. At the end of the poem, "Lonely Qin Waiting for Luo Jing", because this poem tells the author waiting for a friend, I still have to continue to look. Alas, it's a pity, in this day and age, it's too impatient, too exaggerated, people are knocked down by money, they are attracted to women, and things like poetry have deep meaning and connotation, but fewer and fewer people come into contact with them. This is really a great misfortune for our Celestial Nation, a great misfortune for our Heavenly Empire!! ”
Regarding this, Hong Dali highly affirmed, nodded solemnly and said: "From a literary point of view, Lao Liang, you are indeed very expressive and creative. Alas, I think that your ability to start a show must be popular! ”
"Show? Television program? Liang Yifeng was surprised: "Am I still suitable for making TV shows?" ”
"Of course!" Hong Dali slapped his thigh hard: "I have thought of the name of the show for you!" It's called "Lao Liang Says Poetry"! You just get a table, put a cup of tea on it, hold a fan in your hand, recite poetry to the audience and friends in front of the TV, and then analyze the writing of this poem, where is it good, don't say anything else, Lao Liang, just look at your appearance and figure, that ecstasy into the play, your whole body is a play, and you can call on more people to experience the charm of ancient poetry recitation, that must be fire! ”
Speaking of this, Hong Dali did not forget to continue to advocate the three-inch incorruptible tongue: "You think, young people are rarely exposed to ancient poems, and it is difficult to understand the emotional conception caused by them. You can give them more encouragement, this is a beautiful thing for thousands of generations, and ordinary people can't do this! ”
After Hong Dali finished saying this, Tang Muxin beside him had already laughed and fell, this Hong Dali was too capable of spoofing.
"Ha Luha, I'll see it!" Liu Mingxin, who was standing on the side, also smiled: "Lao Liang, you usually wander around the world and contact everything, if you want me to say not only this "Lao Liang Says Poetry", I think you can also make a show called "Lao Liang Says the World", just with your knowledge and experience, there must be a head!" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Hong Dali decisively clapped for Liang Yifeng: "Old Liang, I really have to say a few words." Do you think, what do today's students get in touch with in a day when they sit in the classroom all day? Nothing, right? If you talk about this on TV, then parents must want their children to watch this, and when the time comes, the absolute ratings report, Lao Liang, you will definitely be on fire! And, ah, I just happened to talk to Tianjing Satellite TV, let me introduce it to you? ”
Hong Dali and Liu Mingxin sang and harmonized here, Liang Yifeng suddenly felt a little fluttery, plus he has liked poetry since he was a child, and he usually points to this thing to pick up girls, thinking that if this is on TV and becomes famous, wouldn't there be more stars in contact? Coupled with his own family background, this sea of flowers is simply ironclad!
immediately slapped his thigh hard: "Cheng, it's done!" ”
This was decided, Liang Yifeng turned around and left: "I'll go back and prepare well, this poem is a treasure of our country, but it can't be messed up, alas, as a man in the new era with ideals and pursuits, you must do your best......"
As a result, when he walked out of the road a few meters away, he slapped his head fiercely: "Damn, I'm happy to be patronizing, and I was ready to try it with him before, but I was led astray before I could make a move!" No, I have to go back, nothing else, I have to compare peach blossom luck with him! ”
There is a priority in this matter, and the purpose of the coming should not be lost.
As a result, as soon as he turned around, Liu Mingxin on the side grabbed him, pointed at Hong Dali's side and said, "Don't compare, you can watch first." ”
"See what?" Liang Yifeng turned his head to look at Hong Dali.
Coincidentally, Hong Dali's side of the matter has basically come to an end, Li Nianwei has a chance to come to see him, and greeted him with a smile when she was far away: "Young master, I can finally find time, what you said just now really amused me." ”
"Sister Nianwei!" Seeing Li Nianwei coming, Hong Dali's pillow was down: "I'm tired, come quickly!" ”
As a result, it was unfortunate that he was in a hurry, and accidentally bumped into a waiter on the side, and then Liang Yifeng in the distance was stunned to see Hong Dali being knocked and shaken, Li Nianwei was in a hurry and took two steps forward to help, "poof", Hong Dali buried his head in Li Nianwei's towering chest......
Seeing this scene, Liang Yifeng's eyes almost didn't pop out, and the boss with his mouth open turned into an "O" shape: "No, this is okay?!" After saying this, he felt a cool air rush from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.
This Nima is absolutely open, there is wood!
"See?" Liu Mingxin shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "Compared with Dali, this is an act of looking for death." I've known him for a long time, and I can only try to avoid confrontation with him at the moment, in fact, I'm already very satisfied that he doesn't take the initiative to come to me. ”
"Look...... Seeing ......" Liang Yifeng still didn't slow down, and muttered: "Okay, I really have to listen to you this time......"
As he was talking, a young man's voice suddenly sounded: "Hey, isn't this Liu Mingxin and Liang Yifeng?" Are you two too? ”
Liu Mingxin turned his head, and the person who came was dressed in clothes that couldn't see the brand, but it was certain that this dress was definitely worth a lot, with a smile on his face, and a red birthmark standing up in the middle of his forehead, which looked like the third eye of Erlang God, and suddenly smiled: "Who am I, it turned out to be Brother Mu Zixiaomu, hehe, I have long heard that you came to the capital, and you didn't say hello to me." ”
"Ha Lu Ha, it's easy to say." Mu Zixiao smiled: "Saying that the east is clear and the west is strong, the south is strong and the north is strong, but today is all over." This is really rare, speaking of Lao Liang, why did you come here? I thought you must be in the bed of a female celebrity. ”
"I'm just curious, so I'll take a look." Liang Yifeng said with a smile: "I didn't expect that today will be considered a big receipt, ha, ha." By the way, Zixiao, you don't practice martial arts in the magic capital, why did you come here? Could it be that it's also for Hong Dali? (To be continued......)