[028] What about the menstrual cloth?
Jun Jinglan was stunned for a moment, and then raised his lips and laughed lowly. If it's really an unpredictable answer that people rack their brains for, can he get out?
The envoys of the countries around also looked at this side with a smile or not, but they didn't expect that the crown prince of the Northern Underworld, the head of the top ten beautiful men in the world, and the dream lover of countless women, would also have a time when he was deflated in front of women! Forgive them for the words that these turtles said to the former Empress Nanyue, that's right-"rich and handsome"! Forgive them for their jealousy of Gao Fushuai, I don't know what Lu Dao is for, as long as they see Gao Fushuai frustrated, they all have a perverted sense of satisfaction in their hearts!
"Haha......" Chu Changge laughed without hesitation, and said, "I didn't expect that there would be a woman who didn't buy the account of the prince of the Northern Underworld!" ”
With this smile, Jun Jinglan was not angry, he glanced at him lazily, and said idly: "Then the prince of Chu is sure, can Huang'er buy your account?" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Yutai Huang's expression instantly became very distorted, like swallowing a fly! Huang'er! Huang'er?! Don't scream so disgustingly!
When Chu Changge heard this, he glanced at Yutai Huang, thinking about her style, and estimated that she wouldn't buy it even if she touched her account, but he didn't feel embarrassed, shook his fan with a smile, and said with a smile: "Your Highness has lived so much, and she has been rejected too many times!" Because His Highness's appearance is so unremarkable, it is difficult for the girls to like it, but in the end, His Highness can always conquer them with his personality. Therefore, Princess Tinghuang didn't buy it, and His Royal Highness didn't feel very sad! ”
After Chu Changge's tirade ended, the expressions of the envoys of the various countries present became extremely stiff, if it weren't for their identity, they really wanted to rush up and open up this shameless left and right, and incite it violently! Is his appearance too bad? Which one is the person who is tied with Jimoli, the regent of Southern Qi, and the third most beautiful man in the world? If it weren't for his appearance, status, money, power, and the indulgence of Emperor Chu, how could so many beauties flock to him and have a charming personality? If this person can have any personality charm, they may be the reincarnation of Confucius!
"The great prince of Chu is really good at self-comfort, this prince has always been clean and self-conscious, and he doesn't know how to please women, so it is inevitable to make Huang'er angry. This point is naturally not as experienced as the prince of Chu, who has experienced a hundred battles and has countless guests in the scene! The corners of his lips are slightly hooked, his narrow eyes are narrowed, and the cold light is faintly shining.
At this moment, the people on all sides already smelled a very distinct smell of gunpowder! first looked at Jun Jinglan, who was smiling with three points and seven points cold, then looked at Chu Changge, who was stiffened by Jun Jinglan's words, and then looked at the Taihuang who showed disgust on the side with the corners of his mouth twitching. After reading it, I swallowed my saliva in unison, this is the rhythm of jealousy!?
Chu Changge is naturally very depressed now! There are countless guests entering the curtain, this is definitely not a favorable condition for him to hunt for beauty, this gentleman is shocked, he will really poke the death hole! That's it, he is open-minded and doesn't quarrel with black-hearted people.
Seeing that Chu Changge stopped talking, Jun Jinglan turned his head again, looked at the Tangtai halberd, and pointed at the Tangtai Huang as if aggrieved and complained: "Brother Wang, Huang'er bullied me again!" As he spoke, he shook his arm "inadvertently", allowing people to see the wound he had just bandaged.
"Puff-cough cough......" Huangfu Xuan, who was drinking and watching the play, was successfully choked by this sentence!
Everyone looked up, or looked at the ground, or held back a smile, or the corners of their mouths twitched. I didn't expect this crown prince of the Northern Hades to be very cute! Well, he was actually quite unlucky, he blocked the hidden weapon for the beauty, and he didn't get another treatment, and he also received a sentence of "You can get out", and it is normal for him to be a little sad and desperate! But they really don't feel used to it!
The green tendons on the forehead of the Huangtai jumped a few times, this dead demon, his brain was not kicked by a donkey, right? What do you mean by bullying him again?
The halberd put his hand to his nose, coughed a few times in embarrassment, and looked at Jun Jinglan's complaint full of grievances, the corners of his mouth twitched and twitched, this Jun Jinglan is clearly a year older than him, is it good? Can you not torture him like this?! "Ahem...... Huang'er, you're too rude! The prince sacrificed his life to save him, how can you speak disrespectfully? ”
In fact, Jun Jinglan didn't say anything, he also wanted to train Huang'er a few words, and such an act would inevitably show that they were ungrateful. It shouldn't be so, whether it's for the sake of face or morality!
Tan Taihuang nodded obediently, looked at Jun Jinglan with disgust, and apologized: "I'm really sorry, this princess was suddenly irritable, so she behaved abnormally, and she didn't mean to bully the prince of the Northern Underworld, please don't mind!" "Grinding her teeth while talking, if she dares to talk nonsense, she's welcome!
"Suddenly upset? Is it menstruation? Jun was stunned and asked quite ignorantly.
"Ahem......"
"Ahem......"
"Poof...... Ha! ”
Coughing, snickering, and squirting on all sides!
The sky-high anger of the Taihuang instantly burned to his face, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, so he took off his shoes and threw it in his face. Broke out and yelled: "Get out of the fuck!" ”
The smile on Jun's lips froze slightly, but soon returned to normal. Seeing the embroidered shoes gradually, with a gentle wave of his hand, the shoes were blown aside by the wind with a few flying petals! Immediately, he looked at the angry face of the Taihuang again, and chuckled: "What is the princess doing with such a big temper? Prince Ben just remembered that the princess owed Prince Ben something! ”
What?! Didn't you return the Dzi to him?
He stepped forward, with a smile on the corner of his lips, and said ambiguously: "Princess, what about the moon cloth?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone everywhere gasped! Looking at these two people, the gaze was very treacherous, and said that the moon cloth of the good Lu? That thing can also be used as a gift? Do you want to be so nasty?!
So, the Taihuang instantly remembered! I said last night that I would reward him with sanitary napkins, which are menstrual cloths for women and diapers for men. This product is diapers and menstrual cloths, and I can't tell the difference between stupid and stupid?!
Dare to love him, this is to repay his Sophie sanitary napkin reward revenge, and deliberately make her come! She said how could he be so generous, and he didn't return the favor when he was tricked. sneered: "Prince Beiming, you seem to have misremembered, right?" The original words of this princess, are they giving you a menstrual cloth? It's clearly a ...... for men."
Speaking of this, he was interrupted by Jun Jinglan: "Well, the princess's original words are not like this. The princess is saying that she will not see you for a day, tossing and turning, unable to sleep at night, and is willing to talk about lovesickness with personal things......"
Before he finished speaking, Yutai Huang quickly took off his other shoe and threw it at his face again! Hedong lion roared: "Let your mother's fart!" ”
"Ha Lu haha......" embroidered shoes once again failed without suspense and fell to the ground, Jun Jinglan was in a good mood and turned around with a smile, step by step, as if stepping on the golden carpet spread by the sun, under the bright light, people dare not force their eyes.
Everyone suddenly felt that their IQ was a little insufficient, and they saw this matter in a fog.
And Taihuang looked at his sparkling golden back, and was so angry that his face turned purple and red, turned blue and green, and grinded his teeth, this bastard!
After the prince walked out of the peach forest with a group of subordinates, Xiao Miaozi hesitated for a while, but he couldn't hold back, and asked: "Master, you can clearly not get hurt at that time, but why are you ......?"
Jun Jinglan hooked his lips and smiled, and said coolly: "Master is not a little injured, the good thing that the woman did yesterday, can Huangfu Xuan spare her?" If Huangfu Xuan makes a move, she has ten lives that are not enough to die! ”
"Master, aren't you...... Intrigued? Xiao Miaozi had a bad premonition in his heart.
The hidden guards in the shadows remembered that their compatriots were kicked to the ground by the Taihuang that day, and fled with chrysanthemums, and they also had a bad premonition in their hearts! My lord, don't take a fancy to that tigress, that tigress is more terrifying than your godmother......
As soon as these words came out, Jun was stunned, and the smile on his lips also fell. "Xiao Miaozi, you're asking too much. Sometimes knowing too much is not necessarily good! ”
Xiao Miaozi hurriedly lowered his head and didn't dare to say anything more.
The road was silent. And the gentleman in front of him was shocked, walking and walking, thinking of the fierce appearance of the woman who took off her shoes and shook him twice, and couldn't help but raise her lips again......
Seeing this, Xiao Miaozi frowned a little. With a sigh, a faint sadness spread from his face. Hope Lord is just a whim......
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