Chapter 1254 - Free Durex
Chapter 1254 Free Durex
Li Miao smiled bitterly and said, "Auntie, don't shirk it, this incident itself was caused by me, and I can't help but feel sorry for you two elders to be implicated." ”
When the uncle heard this, he quickly waved his hand and said: "How can I blame you for this matter, the Taoist priest himself was invited by us, and you are also kind-hearted, if you want to blame it, you can only blame the Taoist priest for being narrow-minded, and I can't blame you Xiao Miao, and if you didn't come to save the two of us today, I'm afraid that our lives will have to be explained, and we thank you too late." ”
Hearing the uncle's words, Li Miao's heart is also full of mixed feelings, they will not know the root cause, if it is really as simple as the uncle said, how can the other party be so prosperous, and the uncle also understands very well in his heart, the other party is revenge on the surface, but in fact he came to Li Miao, so what he said just now, the uncle also pretended to be confused, so that Li Miao's heart felt better, it seems that the uncle is indeed a very good person.
"It's not too early, uncle and aunt, I'll go first, don't remember to go home during this time, otherwise they will squat and wait, but it's really troublesome, and the things here have been paid, you can use them as you like, don't be reluctant, and the things in the refrigerator, they will replenish them every day, you can eat with confidence." Before leaving, Li Miao also instructed, he knew that uncles and aunts were more honest and honest people, if they didn't say it, they might not dare to go to the kang at night, for fear of staining other people's sheets.
"Also, Xiao Miao, my old and slow branch, is it cured?" Seeing that Li Miao was about to leave, the uncle was still a little reluctant, because he had a lot of doubts, such as he was breathing extremely smoothly now, and he had never experienced this kind of taste at all, as if he had been reborn, he was afraid that this was only temporary.
"Uncle, don't worry, it's basically cured, I don't believe you can go to the hospital to check it out after a while, I can even cure patients with terminal cancer, and your little problem is nothing." When Li Miao said this, he didn't have any pride or pride, on the contrary, he still had a little self-blame, he didn't even know that the uncle had this problem, and Li Miao knew that the uncle's health was not very good, but he didn't think of treating him before, he didn't want to use his busy as an excuse, because it was indeed his own negligence.
The level of a person's moral character is not necessarily how many good things he has done, but whether he can reflect on his own shortcomings, realize what he has done wrong, and whether he can really improve. Making friends and not believing them? Are you used to it? This is the highest state of being a human being.
"Xiao Miao, uncle really wants to thank you, solve the big illness in my heart, I have been tormented for too many years, I can't rest all day, I am also tortured by this problem, today is also a blessing in disguise, I am very satisfied." The uncle looked at Li Miao excitedly, and there was an indescribable relief in his heart.
Just as Li Miao was about to speak, she suddenly found that her aunt had groped for every furnishing in the house, her face was full of surprise, and she even put a few delicate trinkets on the table into her pocket, it seemed that she had misunderstood Li Miao's words and thought that everything in the hotel belonged to her.
Groping and groping, the aunt saw that there were two boxes of exquisitely packaged things on the bedside table, probably because the words on it were too small, and the aunt's presbyopia was not clear, so she simply took the two boxes of things and walked to Li Miao and the uncle, and said, "Look at it, what kind of thing is this, it's very exquisite." ”
Li Miao looked at it, and instantly felt like crying and laughing, because this was obviously a box of Durex, which was a must-have product on the bedside table of the hotel.
"Auntie, what is this, you will have to study and study it alone with your uncle in a while, so I will go first, if there is anything, you can send me a text message, and I will know as soon as possible." After Li Miao finished speaking, he walked out of the door and said goodbye to his uncle and aunt.
Walking out of the hotel, the sky was gradually getting dark, and the night seemed to be ready to fall at any time, so he got into the car and hurried to the Bing Bird Gate.
In the hotel, the aunt was still holding the two boxes of Durex in her hand and was a little puzzled, looking at the big English letters on the box: DUREX, she was even more puzzled.
"Old man, look at what this thing is, it looks very delicate, you see, I have a lot of things in my pocket." The aunt showed off her booty and handed Durex to the uncle.
The uncle glanced at his mother and said, "Hurry up and take out all these things and let you use them for free, and it's not all yours, you have the ability to take the whole house away." ”
It seems that the uncle is still more knowledgeable, and knows that the nature of staying in a hotel is similar to renting a house, and things can be used casually, but it is definitely not okay to take them, but the aunt who is obsessed with money misunderstands Li Miao's words, thinking that since the things in the refrigerator can be eaten casually, then these things can also be taken casually.
"This, isn't that the one?" Uncle is also a bit cultured, as soon as he saw the five big characters of the Supreme Ultra-thin Suit, he realized what this thing was, even if his eyes were a little dazzling, and he couldn't see the bottom line of boys.
"Which one?" The aunt asked rhetorically with some puzzlement.
"That's what it's for." The landlord uncle is a very traditional person, according to the thinking of their time, this kind of thing is difficult to talk about, if it weren't for the fact that the two are husband and wife, the uncle is afraid that his face will be red.
"Which one, you make it clear, I'll take it apart and take a look." The landlord said that she was about to unpack it, saying that the aunt had never seen such a delicate small box, and as a woman who was a fan of money, she must have wanted to see what was valuable inside.
"Stop, do you old lady still want to have a face, you're so old, what's the toss." The landlord uncle angrily snatched Durex from the aunt's hand, and there was an indescribably complicated expression on his face.
"What are you doing, your body is stiff, right, Xiao Miao cured you of an old immortal, I think you are powerful, your voice has become louder, it is better not to treat you!" The landlady said that she was going to take back Durex from her uncle's hands.
When the uncle saw the menacing appearance of the landlord's aunt, he also knew that she was determined to win, so he had to shout: "This is a condom, you old lady is still shameless!" ”