Chapter 232, did you wash your stockings?

"Uncle Tang, what does this poem mean? Tell me about it!" Xiaofeng couldn't understand the obscure signed poem and asked.

"Oh, there's an explanation here, see for yourself." Uncle Tang said, took out a book, and turned to a page.

In this book, there is an explanation of this signed poem.

"Wind and rain, a round of the window before the moon. Say that the wind and rain are the same classmates to enjoy a round of full moon. On business, it is the image of partnership with others. On marriage, it is a metaphor for the two classmates. In terms of the weather, it's a good day. ??????."

Xiaofeng frowned, what is this, and the weather forecast? The weather forecast still requires you to predict, so why don't you just watch the weather forecast on the news broadcast?

He looked at the explanation that followed.

"Half a day of leisure, colorful bridges and clouds. Tomorrow, in the middle of the day, colorful auspicious clouds will appear. On the career, it is middle-aged and successful, suitable for hardware, color industry. When it comes to marriage, it is the time when the two meet together in the middle of the day, and meet by the bridge?????? Those who get this sign, the career needs to be a partnership, and the middle-aged can be achieved, which is suitable for the industry of hardware and color. Marriage has many twists and turns, like wind and rain, but if the two have a deep friendship, they can get through the difficulties together and eventually achieve positive results, and these two should be classmates. ”

Xiao Feng was taken aback when he saw this.

Ah, what's going on? That's too accurate, isn't it?

Wind and rain, doesn't this mean that I am Xiaofeng and Sister Xiaoyu? Classmates, aren't Xiaoyu and I classmates?

However, what does the "half-day leisure" mean in this latter sentence? Where is the colorful bridge? Why are there clouds on the side of the colorful bridge? I still don't understand this, huh?

Whatever? Since the signed poems all said that I should marry my classmate Xiaoyu, what am I afraid of?

At this moment, Xiaofeng's confidence finally rose.

Fortune telling, sometimes people lie to themselves. However, if you believe it, you will be even more convinced.

Seeing this signed poem, and then thinking of what Uncle Tang said just now that he must be married to his eldest daughter, Xiaofeng was sure that this Xiaoyu must be his destined wife.

"I'll take a look, too." Tang Banshan looked at it, "Yes, this is a good poem." Not bad, not bad. ”

"Uncle, if you say that, I understand. Ha Lu Ha, I see. Thank you! You're so accurate, you're so accurate, it's all in my heart! "Xiaofeng is really happy.

"Is there one?" Tang Banshan frowned, as for it, it's in your heart?

"Yes, uncle, we are really destined. Oh, by the way, it's not too early, so I'll go back first. ”

"Wait!" Tang Banshan stopped Xiaofeng.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Feng looked at him strangely, "Are you going to charge me money for divination?" ”

"Where? Did I say I'm going to take your money? Tang Banshan said, "I'm just telling you, don't remember to break the vows again." Since you've been cultivating for so long, if you indulge in the sea of desire again, I'm afraid it will be difficult to turn back. Remember, remember! ”

"Okay, no problem, thank you Uncle Tang. Rest assured, I won't break the vows again. You can rest assured! Xiaofeng smiled, turned around and left.

Looking at Xiao Feng's back, Tang Banshan sighed.

"Young man, you, I think, you will still break the vows." Tang Banshan looked at the poem again and shook his head, "Wind and rain, wind and rain, small wind, you have a difficult love path." Colorful Bridge, that means you have to wait until the rain is clear and the rainbow comes out before you can find the real marriage! Young man, you, you will have a strong heart in the future! ”

However, Xiao Feng didn't hear Uncle Tang's words, he was already intoxicated by his dreams.

Sister Xiaoyu, you are my destined wife, you can't run!

Ha Luha, I finally believe it, this marriage is really predestined!

Xiaofeng walked out of the alley triumphantly, and his heart was really beautiful.

Suddenly, he saw a man and a woman walking side by side on the main road.

And the woman's back looked familiar.

Xiaofeng hurriedly followed.

I saw that the woman was wearing a small red blouse, a black miniskirt underneath, a pair of black stockings under the short skirt, and a pair of black high heels under the stockings. This head, this figure, ah, isn't this Sister Ruxue?

That's right, it's her, who still has this figure in this world?

What the hell, did you meet her here?

How did she walk with a man?

Xiaofeng tiptoed to follow.

I saw the man next to Sister Ruxue, with a sideways face, chatting with her, but Sister Ruxue just didn't speak.

Then, the man suddenly stretched out his hand and put his arm around Ruxue's shoulder, but Ruxue did not refuse, and rested his head on the man's shoulder.

No way? Who is this man? Is it the man she went on a blind date today? No, I've just met, why are you so affectionate?

Or, is this man Sister Ruxue's boyfriend? However, doesn't she have a boyfriend? Or, is it her ex-boyfriend?

Suddenly, Xiao Feng felt as if his chest was blocked, and he actually rushed forward uncontrollably, pushing Ruxue and the man away.

"What are you doing? Looking for death? The man turned his head and stared at Xiao Feng viciously.

Xiaofeng ignored him and turned to Ruxue.

However, on the other side, Xiaofeng was startled.

Unexpectedly, this "Ruxue", who looks exactly like Ruxue's figure from behind, and makes men want to commit crimes when they see it, is actually an extremely ugly woman.

What's even more terrifying is that the woman actually spoke, and this opening was earth-shattering.

"What are you doing? Dislike! As soon as this "woman" spoke, Xiaofeng heard it, this is not a woman at all!

This "woman" with a figure like a devil is actually a man, a man dressed as a man, and she is a very ugly pseudo-girl.

"You, you're a man?" Xiaofeng was surprised.

"Say what? It's a woman. The "female" stretched out her orchid finger, "Handsome guy, what, you like me too?" ”

Xiaofeng really wanted to spit on him. Just like you, I can't even run, I still like you? Are you sick?

"You kid dare to rob my girlfriend? Look for death! The man was annoyed and grabbed Xiaofeng by the collar, "Do you know who I am?" I tell you, if you dare to provoke Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will send you to the western sky! ”

With a swing of his fist, a black dragon on his arm was revealed.

Yes? This guy is from the Black Dragon Society?

This time, Xiaofeng is experienced, and he doesn't dare to say Brother Hui's name, so as not to be beaten up again.

"Brother Hao, don't bully other handsome guys. Perhaps, people are my fans? The ugly pseudo-lady scratched her head and said.

Master, I'm your fan? Just like you, it's almost the same as being used as a wire to wipe the toilet, save it, don't you be afraid of being embarrassed?

"What little handsome guy?" This hao brother looked at Xiaofeng, "Where is there such a beautiful man?" Oh, I know, you must be a woman disguised as a man, right? These days, you don't need Mulan, why are you dressed like this? ”

This guy actually looked Xiao Feng up and down, and his attention was always on Xiao Feng's chest, and the hara was about to flow down.

"You, you are so annoying, why do you like women again?" The pseudo-mother was jealous.

Xiao Feng was even more confused now, "This big brother, you really don't know about your girlfriend, is he a man?" ”

"Nonsense, you still have to say this! I like men, I like this pseudo-mother, I'm a straight * man, do you know what? This hao brother glared at him, "You said you, such a big beauty, what kind of man are you pretending to be?" ”

"I hate it, and you say you don't like her? She's a woman, you can see it, your eyes are so vicious! The puppet girl got angry and pouted.

"I'm sorry, two, I'm a man, like a fake man." Xiaofeng smiled, "Okay, I recognized the wrong person just now, sorry, in vain, two!" Go ahead! ”

After saying that, Xiaofeng ran away.

"What? He's a man? Is there such a beautiful man in the world? This big brother used his bad brain and smiled, "Yes, yes, if this is a man, he is really a beautiful man, if he wears women's clothes, it will definitely be first-class!" It's so beautiful! ”

"Brother Hao, what are you doing? Why do you like him again? Don't you see, his chest is so flat, where is my chest so straight? The ugly pseudo-lady got angry and straightened up her pair of "breast enlargements".

"Phew, didn't you just roll up your stockings and stuff them in your chest, and that's why they bulged? I feel sick when I think about it, and every time I smell a foul smell, I say, you should wash your stockings? Why do you always have smelly feet? Brother Hao was also angry.

"Is it easy for people? With so many stockings, can I wash them in time? I'm not afraid of athlete's foot in my chest, do you still dislike it? Hmph, if you have a crush on that kid, I'll leave, and I won't accompany you at night! ”

"Let's go! What's the big deal? Do you think you're a pseudo-mother in this world? Brother Hao ignored him.

Wouldn't it be better to take that pretty boy than this ugly guy?

At this moment, Brother Hao's phone rang.

"Hey, oh, okay, Brother Liang is here. Why, there are a lot of people who want unusually bright water? yes, that's great. Chang Huihui, this guy, has been rampant and domineering for a long time, today, it's time for us to have a decisive battle with him, hahaha! ”

After hanging up the phone, he said to the ugly pseudo-girl, "Meat ball, go, go back with me!" ”

"I, I'm not going back, I'm angry!"

"Alright, alright, I'll treat you to supper when you go back, okay?"

"No, a late-night snack will satisfy me, huh? Hum! The ugly pseudo-girl said angrily.

"Okay, I'll buy you a new pair of stockings, okay?" Brother Hao reassured.

The "meat ball" finally smiled, "It's pretty much the same." ”

The "straight * man" and the "pseudo-mother" happily hugged each other again and left??????