Chapter 31: Flies Don't Stern
There were too many people shopping at night, and it was their turn for the team that Thunderblade and Warm had been filming for a long time.
There was only one person left in front of him, but Wen Wen suddenly cried out "ouch" and "ouch" while holding his stomach.
"What's wrong with you?" Thunderblade asked.
"I have a stomachache and want to go to the bathroom, you help me settle the bill." Wen Wen took out his credit card and handed it to Lei Blade, turned around and ran in the direction of the toilet.
Just as Thunderblade was about to check the credit card in his hand, the customer in front of him had already finished paying the bill, and the cashier's crisp voice came: "Sir, it's your turn to pay the bill." ”
"Oh!" Thunderblade replied softly and pulled out the contents of the cart.
At first, it was still a bunch of snacks, but it was nothing, but it turned out to be all women's when I got it...... Stockings!
Although Lei Blade didn't look up, he could feel that everyone's eyes had completely changed when they looked at him, the man's eyes had more playful colors, and the woman's eyes had two words clearly written in them - perverted!
Rao is skin is rough and thick, and Lei Blade is also blushing, and quickly threw dozens of different pairs of stockings to the cashier, hoping that her actions can be faster, and she can escape from here as soon as possible.
However, Thunderblade's luck was really bad, and the scanner that had just been used smoothly suddenly failed, and the cashier lady swept around on the packaging of the stockings, and there was no response on the computer.
After trying a few times, the cashier finally smiled weakly at Thunder Blade: "Sir, I'm really sorry, there is something wrong with the barcode on this pair of sexy one-piece black stockings of yours, the computer can't recognize it, and I can't check it out for you." ”
Taste!
Siamese!!
Or black!!
The voice of the cashier is not small, and Thunderblade fully believes that the sound of this volume can reach the ears of every normal person through the medium of air, and he also believes that no one does not understand what these stockings are for.
Seeing that the shy girls around him were already blushing, Lei Blade's red face turned black all of a sudden, like a ripe mulberry fruit - black and red.
If you give Thunder Blade a choice, what Thunder Blade wants to do most now is to slap to death this cashier lady who has nothing to do and just talk so loudly, and then rush into the women's toilet to pull out the warmth and clean up fiercely.
As for how to clean it up, it depends on the mood of the thunder blade at that time.
However, all Thunderblade has to do now is pay the money as soon as possible, take the things and leave.
Thunder Blade desperately moved his facial muscles, adjusted a smile that looked a little more normal, pretended to be nothing, and said to the cashier with a smile: "Since I can't read it, then I don't want it, you continue to read the rest of the things." ”
The cashier glanced at Thunderblade, put the one-piece stockings aside, and continued to read the rest.
"Sir, it's a total of 538 yuan, do you pay in cash or by card?" The cashier asked.
"Swipe your card!" Thunderblade hurriedly handed over the warm credit card.
The cashier quickly swiped the card, sandwiched the credit card and a other card with the payment slip, handed it back to Thunder Blade, and said very gently: "Sir, please take it!" ”
"What is this?" Thunderblade asked, tucking the credit card into his pocket and looking at the other card.
The cashier explained: "Sir, since you have purchased 300 yuan of stockings at a time, according to the regulations, our store will give you an exclusive membership card for stockings. With this card, you can learn more about the new version of stockings, and you can also enjoy a 20% discount when you buy. ”
"Thank you!" Thunder Blade said this, put this membership card in the cashier's hand, and grinned, "Seeing that Miss knows this so well, she must be very interested in this card, so I will give you this card." With that, Thunderblade grabbed the shopping bag and ran out.
"Thank you for your patronage, welcome to come again next time!"
When Lei Blade rushed out of the door of the supermarket, the sweet voices of the two service ladies came from his ears, and he couldn't help but look back at the signboard above, and said to himself with a blue face: "If I come to this supermarket again in this life, then I will let me wear stockings on the street." ”
As soon as the words fell, Thunderblade's mobile phone rang.
Seeing that it was the culprit of Wen Wen, Lei Jian suddenly picked it up and shouted loudly at it: "Wen Wen, you come out to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must teach you a good lesson!" ”
Fortunately, Wen Wen was mentally prepared in advance and deliberately took the earpiece away from his ears, which avoided the tragedy of his ears being deaf.
"Isn't it just to buy stockings in front of everyone, and use such an exaggeration?" Wen Wen said this, but when he thought of Thunder Blade's embarrassed appearance just now, he couldn't help but laugh, "Hmph! Whoever made you dare not help this girl carry something, this girl is just giving you a lesson. ”
"Little girl, don't be complacent, just tell Lao Tzu if you have a kind, where are you?" Thunderblade asked angrily.
"Cut! Do you think this girl will be afraid of you? It doesn't hurt to tell you, this girl is drinking coffee in the café upstairs of the supermarket, and you want to wear stockings on the street tomorrow, then you are here. Warm and triumphantly smiled, "By the way, this girl can give you one for free, love-fun-connection-body-black-silk-socks!" ”
"Ha Lu Ha! This girl is already thinking about how you will look on the street in stockings. The warm and debauched voice still echoed in Thunderblade's ears, but she hung up the phone with a click.
"Humph! Even if I wear stockings to the street, I have to treat you arrogant chick. Thunderblade snorted.
……
"Miss Wen, I didn't expect you to be here, what a coincidence!" A young man with gold-rimmed glasses said as he sat down in the seat across from the warmth.
"What a coincidence!" An unnatural smile appeared on her warm face, and she looked left and right.
Seeing that he had ordered a cup of coffee on the warm table, the man with glasses snapped his fingers, called the waiter over, and said very elegantly: "Bring me a cup of cappuccino like this beautiful lady." ”
"Miss Wen, I didn't expect you to like to drink this kind of coffee too. In the early 20th century, the Italian Archibusia invented the steam pressure coffee machine at the same time as the cappuccino. Cappuccino is an Italian coffee blended with an equal amount of Italian espresso and steam frothy milk. The color of the coffee at this time, like that of the monks of the cappuccino church who covered a turban over a dark brown tunic gave the coffee its name. The traditional cappuccino is one-third espresso, one-third steamed milk, and one-third frothed milk. The man in glasses spoke warmly, with a smug smile on his face.
"Why didn't this guy come up? Isn't he afraid to wear stockings and go back with his things? Wen Wen looked left and right to see the figure without a thunder blade, and couldn't help but stomp his feet angrily, cursing in his heart, "If you dare not come, this girl will let you wear all the stockings I bought tonight, and also upload the video to the Internet, so that everyone knows that you wear stockings to the street." ”
"The cappuccino seems to me to be a representation of romance and art, a true sense of aristocracy. Miss Wen, what do you think? The man in glasses asked earnestly.
"Ahh Wen Wen didn't listen to what the glasses man was saying just now, and when he asked this, he was stunned for a moment, so he had to echo casually, "I think it's okay, right?" ”
"Actually, I think ......" Before the glasses man finished speaking, Wen Wen quickly stood up from the chair.
"I'm sorry, my friend is looking for me, I have to go." Wen Wen handed the man with glasses an apologetic smile, lifted the leather bag he had placed on the chair, and prepared to slip away.
Unexpectedly, the man with glasses grabbed Wen Wen's bag, which made Wen Wen feel very annoyed, and his face was pulled down.
"Mr. Jin, what are you doing here?" Wen Wen asked with a cold face.
The man with glasses said without changing his face: "Miss Wen, in fact, I have admired you for a long time, and I hope you can accept me and let me be your knight." ”
"I'm sorry, I'm not your princess, please let it go. My friend is about to come up, and his temper is not very good, and if you are seen by him like this, I am afraid that he will cause damage to your body. "Warm and cold.
"Miss Wen, don't pretend, I know that you are a foreigner, and you have no friends in the city of Rongcheng at all." Before the glasses man finished speaking, a magnetic voice came, "Wenwen, you finally let me find it." ”
Wen Wen took the opportunity to get rid of the entanglement of the glasses man, snuggled into Lei Blade's arms, with a happy smile on his face, and smiled at the glasses man: "Mr. Jin, he is my boyfriend Mr. Lei." ”
"My dear, Mr. Jin is the CEO of a large group." Wen Wen said this, and smiled charmingly at Thunder Blade.
Lei Jian understood everything when he saw the man with glasses, and asked in Wen Xu's ear: "When did I become your boyfriend, why don't I know the way?" ”
Wen Wen put his hand on the waist of the thunder blade and said in a threatening tone, "It's not too late for you to know now!" You only have two choices now, either pretend to be my boyfriend and play a show with me......"
"I'd better choose the second option!" Thunder Blade said lightly.
Wen Wen raised his eyebrows, tightened the hand on Lei Blade's waist, and said coldly: "Either this girl will make you a eunuch, so that you will never find a girlfriend." Are you sure you want to choose the second option? ”
Thinking of the feeling of his two balls being pinched and exploded by a girl like flowers, Thunderblade only felt a gust of cold wind blowing from behind, blowing the vest cold.
"I'd better pick the first one!" Thunderblade replied helplessly.
"Count you as acquaintances!" Wen Wen immediately gave Thunder Blade a smile, her bright red lips were close to Thunder Blade's face, and she said lightly, "Thunder Blade, if you cooperate with this girl to perform this scene well, so that the fly will not come to entangle this girl, but there will be an additional reward." ”
"This ...... It's difficult! Flies don't bite unslitted eggs. ”