Chapter 37: A Small Belly
Yang Xue still thinks back to that scene until now, and she will feel incredible about her reaction at that time and the words she said.
Yang Xue's first reaction at that time was to hurriedly protect her chest with her hands, and said nervously: "I'm a yellow flower girl, where did I get the milk for you to drink?" After finishing speaking, Yang Xue had the urge to slap her mouth hard, what are you talking about!
It wasn't until Xiao Yi held his stomach and laughed for a long time, and then he took out a box of one-liter milk from the refrigerator and drank it all.
The final exams finally came in the midst of the desperate resistance of many students.
Xiao Yi didn't go to class much, and he didn't review much, but it didn't mean that he didn't study at all, he had a higher IQ than ordinary people, and his knowledge accumulation was also very rich, and it was difficult for him to take a final exam.
Xiao Yat himself is an unknown Internet writer, but the unknown name does not mean that he writes badly, language and writing things are easy for him, English, not to mention, mercenary groups are mixed, soldiers from many countries have them, and they usually communicate in English, Xiao Yat's authentic English is similar to the accent of Western countries, and Xiao Yat doesn't mind taking more German and French or something, the examination room is the battlefield of students, Xiao Yi writes hard, like the best soldiers brave the rain of bullets and bullets to rush to the front.
Facing the English test paper in front of him, Xiao Yat ticked the answer almost without thinking, and even felt that the story told by reading comprehension was extremely interesting, but the writing was a little naΓ―ve, and the twists and turns of the plot were not exciting enough.
"Hey!" A low cry came from the voice, and Xiao Yi felt his chair being kicked slightly.
Xiao Yi didn't need to look back to know what it meant, so he simply put the test paper aside with a bang, so that the brother behind him could copy it.
It's just that Xiao Yi still heard the benevolent brother behind him sigh, and couldn't help but look puzzled, and said secretly in his heart: Could it be that you don't even bother to do it yourself?
This is, a paper ball gently fell on Xiao Yi's table from behind, Xiao Yi spread it out in his hand and looked at it, he couldn't help but be happy, the note read: Brother, I am short-sighted, please do it to the end, I am willing to provide my brother with 10 G seeds for a certain teacher.
Xiao Yi smiled, picked up the pen and copied the answer on the note, and then added a sentence at the end: It's too stingy, add a few more seeds of the beautiful leg series. Then crumple it up and flick it back gently.
The benevolent brother in the back spread out the paper ball, like Wen Quxing possessed, trembling his wrist and stealing the bell with lightning speed, after copying it, he added a sentence at the end and threw it back to Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi spread it out, and there was one more sentence on it: Thank you, buddy, I promise to let you enjoy it, and the black silk and meat silk are thrown to you to pick!
Xiao Yi grinned, I didn't think that the brother behind him was still a fellow practitioner, they were all good, in Xiao Yi's view, men are divided into three categories, ordinary young people look at women first to see their faces, and the second young man with noble aesthetics looks at women first to look at their breasts, and literary and artistic young people with noble aesthetics will first look at the legs and buttocks, commonly known as the lower three roads, Xiao Yi definitely belongs to the representative of literary and artistic youth with noble aesthetics.
Xiao Yi, who was in a daze and drooling, was thinking infinitely when he was thinking about it infinitely, and another ball of paper flew over from the side.
Xiao Yi turned his head to look at the director of the paper ball, a tall guy with pimples all over his body, but his eyes made Xiao Yi very uncomfortable, and he glanced at Xiao Yi lightly, as if he took it for granted.
Xiao Yi didn't care, he threw the paper ball into the drawer casually, and moved the test paper to the side, although the big man's eyes made Xiao Yi uncomfortable, but Xiao Yi didn't take it to heart, it is not easy for students to take exams, and they can help one to count one.
The big man didn't appreciate Xiao Yi's move, but just impatiently pointed to Xiao Yi's drawer, Xiao Yi understood, took out the paper ball from the drawer again, unfolded it, and it said: Exchange your test paper to me, and I will cover you at school in the future, otherwise you will bear the consequences! What makes Xiao Yi cry and laugh is that this guy also drew a skeleton in Zuihou in this sentence.
"I've watched too many movies." Xiao Yi muttered quietly, threw the paper ball back into the drawer, and wiped the test paper back in front of him, completely ignoring the big man's murderous eyes, lying on the test paper and falling asleep by himself.
When he woke up, Xiao Yi found that there were less than half of the people in the examination room, but it was already past the time for the papers to be handed in, Xiao Yi stretched his waist, lazily took the test papers and put them on the podium in front of the invigilator, and walked out of the examination room with a sway.
The invigilator frowned and glanced at the back of Xiao Yi's departure, as soon as the student got the paper, he didn't even review the question, and he filled in the answer indiscriminately after a few clicks.
"Scum who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to learn!" The invigilator muttered in a low voice, grabbed Xiao Yi's paper and glanced at it casually, but at this glance, his expression froze, the exam of Nanjiang University, the exam of the same discipline is invigilated by the teacher of the same discipline, and the invigilator is also an English teacher, this is a random glance, he found that Xiao Yi's answers were all right, and he turned several pages in a row.
The bold and upright font is definitely calligraphy in English, not only the grammar sentences and words are flawless, but also the storyline of the composition is compact, only the first two sentences, the invigilator can't help but read the whole article in one breath, and there is a feeling of unfinished after reading.
Just kidding, what does Xiao Yat do? That's still an Internet writer.,Knows the way of online writing.,The attraction of the opening,Plot,Contradictions,The use of perfection.,This kind of simple exam question is not difficult for him.,The essay on the test paper is one of his favorite passages of the online novel.,Translated in English.γ
As soon as Xiao Yat reached the stairwell, he was stopped.
"Brother!"
Xiao Yi turned his head and saw that it was the fellow practitioner in the examination room who also had noble aesthetics, but this benevolent brother's face was blue and purple at this time, Xiao Yi asked with a puzzled face: "What's wrong with you?" β
The benevolent brother looked around for a while, and then hurriedly said: "Brother, don't go down, Wang Biao, they blocked you outside, I was beaten by them just now!" β
"Wang Biao?" Xiao Yat didn't seem to have much of an impression of the name.
"It's the strong man in the examination room, he is the school sports training team practicing weightlifting, usually close to the sports training team, no one dares to mess with them in the school, you offended him in the examination room just now, he is leading people to block you outside!"
Xiao Yi frowned, why do you always have such troublesome things! Xiao Yi is not a person who likes to cause trouble, but he is definitely not a person who is afraid of things, he didn't frown when he offended a certain king in Southeast Asia, not to mention a few students.
Xiao Yi patted the student in front of him who reported to him, and said with a smile: "They are so fierce, you still dare to come to report to me, aren't you afraid that they will retaliate against you?" β
The student said: "You take care of me in the examination room, I can't be ungrateful, don't tell others that it was my letter, Wang Biao's gang knew that they had to kill me, you be careful, go up and avoid it, and then go out through the back door, I flashed first, and I will be miserable if I am seen by others for a while." The student was about to leave.
Xiao Yi grabbed him, "What's your name?" β
"My name is Du Zifeng, and they all call me a little belly."
Xiao Yi smiled, put his arm on his shoulder, and said, "Let's go, go out with me." β
The little belly hurriedly waved his hand and said in a panic: "What! No, no, Wang Biao's group of people have to kill me, don't go out, they are looking for you. β
Xiao Yi patted him on the shoulder and said lightly: "They can't find me today, they will still trouble you, if this matter is not solved, your troubles will continue, a manly man, you must not escape when you encounter something, and when you decide to escape, you will already be defeated." β
After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he turned around and left alone.
The little belly was stunned in the back, and hurriedly said: "Forget it, it's a big deal to be beaten by them again, fight with them!" After speaking, he quickly chased after Xiao Yi.
As soon as they walked out of the teaching building, the two big men sandwiched Xiao Yi and Xiao Belly between left and right, and said viciously: "There are people looking for them in the grove!" After speaking, he was about to reach out and pull Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi slapped his outstretched hand away, glared at the two big men, and walked straight in the direction of the grove.
Seeing Xiao Yi's bearing, the little belly was also infected, anyway, he was beaten horizontally and vertically, so it was better to let it go, and said loudly at the moment: "Go and go, passively!" After speaking, he followed Xiao Yat with his hands behind his back.
The two big men glanced at each other, "Hey, I'm really free to have tight bones, don't cry dad and call my mother for a while!" β
This grove of Nanjiang University is not only a place for "field battles", but also a place for students to settle disputes by force, fighting during the day and fighting in the field at night, the woods are littered with condoms, toilet paper and other things, and occasionally you can see mottled blood stains on the trunks of trees.
"What's going on in the exam room today?" Wang Biao raised his chin and said, there were more than a dozen big men standing behind him, all of whom were from the sports training team.
Xiao Yi shrugged his shoulders, he was most afraid of being verbose, and seeing that he was about to start boring dialogues again, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at his little belly and said, "Ask him, he's my boss!" β
"What, this little one is your boss? Haha! Wang Biao and the others laughed unscrupulously, this so-called "boss" had just been beaten by them.
The little belly and legs are trembling, but the arrow is on the string, I have to send it, Xiao Yi took care of him in the entrance examination, and now it is also appropriate to put the responsibility on himself, and said in a trembling tone: "You, you, what do you say......"
Wang Biao kicked on the stomach of the little belly and scolded: "Fuck, what should I do?" Your mother doesn't even know you, so that's it! β
Xiao Yi on the side immediately panicked, and suddenly said, "Ouch, fuck, you even dare to fucking my boss!" β
After speaking, he raised his foot and kicked out, and after a few words of ink before the fight, Xiao Yi's style at this time was very in line with his identity as a student.