【046】Raise your IQ for you!
A letter from the Shocking Waves? Nangong Jin tilted his head and looked at it, and there were two sentences written on it.
"The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and I see where the toilet is. I hope that my godmother will not hesitate to give advice! ”
After reading it, Nangong Jin rolled his eyes: "This little rabbit cub, it's a shame that people still say that he is the prince of the Northern Underworld, and he will bother me with such a broken poem!" ”
After the words fell, a pen that snatched the hand of Baili Jinghong scolded, scolded Fang Yu on it, and wrote the next two sentences: "Feiliu goes straight down three pieces of, and it is suspected that I didn't bring toilet paper!" ”
When this sentence fell, Baili Zhenhong's expression immediately became very subtle. After looking at it for a while, he hesitated and asked, "What is toilet paper?" ”
"Ah, toilet paper...... Wait a minute! Nangong Jin's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at the thin letter paper a few more times, this ...... Isn't this verse used by tricks in the previous life, how can anyone know the Tao? "Where did this verse come from?"
"Hai Dongqing sent a letter, there are only these two sentences." Therefore no one came to pass on the word.
Nangong Jin suddenly felt that his heartbeat was accelerating, fellow, is it a fellow countryman? Thinking about it, he hurriedly shouted at the door: "Chen'er, come in!" ”
As soon as the voice fell, one white and one pink, two figures fell into the house! Baili Ruyan also followed.
Nangong Jin hurriedly folded Jun Jinglan's letter, and wrote down another piece of paper: "Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground!" ”
After writing it, he handed the two letters to Baili Jinchen's hand: "This is a reply to your shocking brother, and this, let him ask the person who asked the question, and he may take the next two sentences of my poem!" "If you can take it, you must be a fellow countryman!
Baili was like smoke and stood on tiptoe to see, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, and two pairs of shoes on the ground! Tongue sticks out: "Mother, you are so obscene......"
Baili Jinchen nodded slightly, didn't ask anything, turned around and left.
"Chen'er, remember, this letter is very important!" Nangong Jin added again!
The person who walked to the door paused, tilted his head slightly, his eyes were cold, and his voice as faint as the hanging moon sounded: "If you don't worry, you will change people." ”
The corners of Nangong Jin's mouth twitched, and he said angrily: "You little rabbit cub, do you talk to your mother like this?" ”
After yelling, he turned his head and scolded Baili Jinghong: "This is all a good son you taught!" "I didn't expect that with her genetics, my son is still as virtuous as his father!
Baili was speechless, it wasn't her son who said this...... Pretty cool? Although for so many years, he has never asked her what "cool" means.
Baili Ruyan interjected: "Mother, my brother is already old, I can't call him a little rabbit, he should be called a big rabbit!" Oh yes! ”
As soon as the words fell, the sword light flashed, like neon breaking through the sky. A burst of white light flashed, and the hair on her chest broke! Baili Ruyan's face immediately darkened, and he turned his head and glared at his brother!
I didn't even see how he drew his sword, and it was already in its sheath! Didn't speak, didn't look at her. turned around and left, leaving behind a cold and arrogant back......
So Nangong Jin understood, and estimated that if he wasn't his own mother, he would be the one who was cut by the sword first! In other words, he has already given himself a lot of face, and his face is even darker when he thinks about it like this.
"Mother, I'm going too!" Baili Ruyan spoke, "Uncle Leng Zihan ran away again, I'll go ask Brother Jinglan, maybe he knows!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Nangong Jin stroked his forehead sadly: "How many times have you said it, your Uncle Leng Zihan is old, and it is not suitable for you......"
"Didn't you say that love can transcend age? I'll go first, Daddy, I'll leave it to you! "Stop talking, just run away!
Nangong Jin wanted to go up to stop him, but was stopped by the people behind him. Turning around and roaring: "What are you doing?" ”
When his son and daughter walked away, he said lightly: "I have long felt that they are in the way, they are not there, we will do it wherever we want." ”
“……”
"What is toilet paper?" He asked again.
Nangong Jin's attention was diverted, and he grabbed him and said happily: "Didn't I tell you that I came from thousands of years later?" Toilet paper is the straw paper of our time, so I suspect that some fellow is coming! He couldn't tell how to go back. But if not, I'm not going to be excited, so let the kids check it out first! ”
As soon as these words came out, Baili Jinghong nodded to show that he understood. But a streamer flashed in his eyes, and he didn't let Nangong Jin see it......
……
Tanglin Palace, in the courtyard of the Huang.
The black-clothed man lying on the ground around, the prince threw the rope in his hand, and lay down leisurely on the roof covered with moonlight silk, staring at the starry sky. Said lazily: "Did you say that if you return to the poetry meeting, you will be killed tonight!" ”
"How do you know I can't beat these men in black?" Yutai Huang squinted at him, these people in black are martial arts masters, it's true that she doesn't have the ability to learn from him to play with them, but it doesn't mean that she can't beat them!
"Dead them, there will be the next wave." The lazy and charming voice sounded pleasantly.
Tan Tai Huang frowned: "Then how do you know that someone in the Dao will want to kill me?" After returning to the poetry meeting, I didn't ......"
In the middle of his words, he leaned sideways to face her, supported the ground with his elbows, supported his cheeks leisurely, and said with a lazy smile: "The princess has not shown her talents, but some people have read love poems to you, and some people don't like you in the first place." ”
"You mean Huangfu Lingxuan?" Chu Changge read a love poem to her, Huangfu Lingxuan didn't like her in the first place, so he wanted to put her to death?
Jun didn't answer, but there was a smile in his charming eyes. Not too stupid......
"I suddenly want to put Huangfu Lingxuan to death now!" Taihuang didn't hide her heinous intention to kill people and set fires, it seems that the lesson she gave last time was too small, and the other party didn't take it to heart!
Jun Jinglan chuckled and said: "Huangfu Lingxuan is a person, jealous and hateful, although he is arrogant and domineering, he is not an unreasonable person!" Just like when you beat the county lord of Kira before, she only used a non-poisonous scorpion, which is enough to prove that her heart is not evil, but this time she has a murderous intention! ”
As soon as he finished saying this, Yutai Huang's face turned dark! What he meant was that Huangfu Lingxuan wouldn't kill people for no reason, so the fault was on her?
As if he saw what she was thinking, he said again: "You are not wrong, and Huangfu Lingxuan is not wrong." So, what's the problem? ”
"You're saying someone instigated it?" Yutai Huang frowned and asked, and Qiluo's figure immediately flashed in his mind!
Jun nodded in shock, and said with a low voice: "Princess, although you are a little stupid, this prince does not dislike it at all!" This prince will mention you more in the future and raise your IQ for you! ”
"Pull out your sister, get rough!" is scolding on the lips, but there is already a conclusion in the heart. She understood what Jun Jinglan meant, not because she couldn't afford to offend this Huangfu Lingxuan, but because she shouldn't let the fisherman benefit and indulge the real culprit! Huangfu Lingxuan sent someone to kill her today to repay her great kindness, but the person who instigated her behind will have to pay the price!
The prince was scolded again, but he didn't know if he was used to being scolded, so instead of getting angry, he smiled evilly: "Get out? How about rolling on the princess's couch? ”
Under the moon, there is beauty lying on her side, and she is tempting. This situation, this scene, and this statement are very able to make people's hearts sprout and wolf blood rush!
Tang Taihuang looked at him for a while, and his expression suddenly became serious: "Jun Jinglan! ”
"Huh?" Narrow eyes looked at her, smiling.
"Do you know when you were the most handsome?" Speaking of which, without waiting for him to reply, she gritted her teeth and continued, "That's when you don't speak!" If you're a dumb guy, you're really handsome! ”
With that, he strode away with a dark face, intending to slide off the roof.
However, as soon as she walked to the eaves, she heard someone's shameless voice coming: "Princess, this prince doesn't dare to be too handsome!" It's too handsome, the princess doesn't deserve it, she will have low self-esteem, and she can't bear it! ”
"Roll the calves!"
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The latest chapter of the high-speed debut Qingben is fierce: the latest chapter of the princess who escaped from marrying, this chapter is [046] to raise your IQ for you! If you think this chapter is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in the QQ group and Weibo!