Chapter 393, buddy, your actions are not standard!
Chapter 393, buddy, your actions are not standard!
"It's not good, Sister Ruxue, there is a situation!" As soon as he heard this voice, Xiao Feng immediately thought of some bad thoughts.
Ruxue also became nervous.
The two men immediately walked towards the voice, and they touched it, I should say.
The sound came from a bush.
The woman's voice suddenly changed, from the original "don't" to a wheezing voice.
What's going on here?
The two did not make a noise, but crept over.
Through a dim street lamp on the edge of the grass, the two finally saw the situation in the grass clearly.
At this look, Ruxue immediately turned her face, and Xiaofeng's eyes were wide open and shining.
I saw that in the grass, two white thighs were exposed, and in the middle of the thighs, there was a black and white thing.
The wheezing sound came from there.
The black and white thing was actually moving, and it was actually talking.
"Is it comfortable? I'll tell you, this pose took me a long time to figure out. Beautiful, you're so pretty. ”
It turned out that this black and white thing was a man who was fighting in the field. That thigh, naturally, was the delicate woman who was pressed under him.
"Xiaofeng, don't look at it, what's so good about this?" Ruxue took Xiaofeng's hand and wanted to leave here.
"Sister, it's so good-looking, how can you not look at it?" Xiao Feng shook his head with a snort, and his heart began to ripple again.
It's good-looking, it's good-looking, it's a live-action version of a cartoon!
Suddenly, Xiao Feng thought of a certain action in the cartoon book he read last night, it seemed that this pair of men and women used this action.
However, this man's posture, no matter how you look at it, doesn't seem to be standard?
Ruxue saw that Xiaofeng was reluctant to leave, and there was no way. However, she also had a curiosity in her heart.
She's never seen someone else's real ** battle, so what does it look like?
The two men simply didn't say a word, and looked at the field mandarin ducks in the grass seriously.
Seeing that he was excited, Xiaofeng also hugged Ruxue.
"Xiaofeng, what are you doing?" Ruxue frowned.
"Sister, they don't do it standard, I'll teach you."
"Less." Like snow pushing away the little wind.
Xiao Feng smiled and didn't continue, but still admired the movements of the two men and women.
Suddenly, at this moment, Xiaofeng actually strode the meteor and rushed over.
Ruxue was stunned. Xiaofeng, what are you going to do here?
"Hey, buddy, you're doing something wrong." Suddenly, Xiaofeng was scared of the boy's shoulder.
The boy replied without raising his head, "What's wrong?" This is a standard move. ”
It's a wonder. You're so attentive and meticulous.
"Say you're wrong, you're wrong. You're going to do this??????" Xiaofeng actually guided with a clear eye.
"Oh, thank you." The boy adjusted, "Well, that's right." Oh, you're more experienced. ”
Ruxue also came over, and when she heard the conversation between the two of them, she almost didn't laugh.
"Dagen, who are you talking to?" The girl who was pressed under the boy stopped calling and asked.
"Talk to whom? Beautiful, am I not talking to you? The boy named Dagen said.
"What? I? I didn't speak at all, did I? ”
"What? Not you? Didn't you just pat me on the shoulder and give me instructions? The boy stopped.
Suddenly, he suddenly understood, and immediately turned his head. But at this glance, this guy's face immediately turned white.
"Ah, ghost! What a ghost! Xiaofeng, it's Xiaofeng! ”
"Uh, you recognize me?" Xiaofeng was also taken aback.
"Xiaofeng, I'm sorry!" The boy jumped off the girl's body, and without even pulling up his pants, he pounced and actually knelt down for Xiaofeng.
"I'm sorry, Xiaofeng, your bones are not cold, I'll go find beauty. Please forgive me. For the sake of our boyfriend and girlfriend, you can spare me. In the future, I will burn more paper money for you, so that you have money to spend over there, please spare me. ”
The beautiful girl was also pale with fright.
"Beautiful, hurry up and kneel down for Xiaofeng." Dagen said.
This beautiful girl quickly pulled up her skirt and cried: "Xiaofeng, I, I really didn't mean it, this was all forced by Dagen." It's him, it's him stepping on two boats, it's really none of my business. If you want to find him, look for him. You're going to drag him underneath, and I'm okay with that. ”
"What? It's obvious that you seduced me, okay? Hmph, how could I like a woman like you? If you don't look at your pair of things, it's as flat as the airport, and the people are much more Xiaofeng than you. What's so good about you? Dagen said indignantly.
As soon as Ruxue heard such sensual words, her face immediately turned red.
Xiaofeng finally understood: this male student named Dagen is Xiaofeng's boyfriend, Xiaofeng has only been dead for a few days, and he hooked up with this beautiful girl again.
Xiao Feng turned his face, leaned on Ruxue's ear, and said softly: "Sister Ruxue, please hit me in the face with a flashlight." ”
"Punch you in the face?" Ruxue was stunned, "Why do I want to hit you in the face?" ”
"It's not hitting me in the face, it's hitting me in the face."
"Oh, I see." Although Ruxue didn't know what Lu Dao Xiaofeng wanted to do, she still did it.
The light of a flashlight shone on Xiaofeng's face. In an instant, Xiaofeng's face became white.
At this moment, the pair of dog men and women were even more frightened and did not dare to raise their heads.
"Big root, you scoundrel! That's right, I'm Xiaofeng's ghost, and I'll come back to settle accounts with you! Xiao Feng deliberately put on a very vicious appearance and made a terrible sound.
The dog man and woman trembled with fear.
"Xiaofeng, spare me! I'm a first-time offender, so please forgive me, please. Dagen smashed his head on the ground hard, and his forehead was about to bleed.
"Xiaofeng, for the sake of us being best friends, you can just let me go." The girl named Beautiful was also so scared that she couldn't possess her body.
But Xiaofeng still didn't play tricks enough.
"If I want to let you go, that's fine. Come, you two, slap each other in the face. Whoever fights louder and harder, I will let him go. The one who doesn't fight hard or hard, I'm going to take him and take him to hell! ”
"Okay, I'll hit her!" Seeing that there was a glimmer of life, Dagen immediately gave the beauty a slap.
"Che Dagen, you dare to hit me?" Beauty is annoyed.
"Huang Meili, I'm beating you! You seduce me, I represent Xiaofeng, I represent the people, I will kill you! Che Dagen shines beautifully, and it is a resounding slap.
"Che Dagen, you bastard, I'll give you a slap too!" This Huang Meimei is not ambiguous, and it is also a slap in the face of Che Dagen.
These two people, just you slapped me, and I slapped them.
Xiaofeng watched this scene and was really happy.
"Xiaofeng, let's go, don't be here." Ruxue really couldn't stand it anymore, so she pulled Xiaofeng away.
Over there, the pair of men and women didn't know what to do at all, in fact, the "Xiaofeng" had already left. The two of them were still slapping each other and scolding each other.
The breeze and the snow had long since disappeared into the dark night.
However, they didn't know what to do, and soon, the pair of men and women who slapped each other were in trouble, and moreover, they were in big trouble??????