After Daniel Zhang trained a few soldiers outside, he returned to his camp tent and found that the camp tent was splashed with water, his bedding was all wet, and even the cupboard was pulled to the ground.

"Which king and eight turtle grandsons did it? me out! ”

Outside the tent, when the soldiers came back to rest, people looked at Daniel Zhang back and forth, but none of them stood up to talk to him, Daniel Zhang was furious, so he walked to the captain in charge of the tent, and when he saw the face of the commander, he scolded him for cutting his head and covering his face:

"Who splashed the water in my account, and stood up for Lao Tzu, if I find out, be careful that Lao Tzu picks up a layer of skin on him."

The captain looked at him calmly and said, "Who are you, I don't have the person you are looking for, I want to go to another place!" ”

Daniel Zhang took a deep breath and said angrily: "I'm Daniel Zhang of the Forward Battalion, haven't you heard of it?" My tent is full of water, and I can touch the fish with my feet, how can I sleep at night and push a boat in? ”

The captain looked at him expressionlessly for a long time, and said: "There is water in your tent, what is the matter with closing my door, we just have to distribute the tent, and we are not in charge of the fire and water in it, you have found the wrong place to spread wild, you really think that you are the emperor Laozi, and you can fill the image by inserting two candles in your nose?" ”

Daniel Zhang frowned, took a deep breath, and said to him with anger: "Okay, count me looking for the wrong door, but my tent is full of water, how can I live?" Hurry up and change it for me. ”

The captain was busy reading the booklet, and when he heard him say this, he simply grabbed Daniel Zhang's arm, pushed him out, and said:

"I just told you not to pretend to be an elephant, why can't you listen? You are the boss and his father, if you want a tent, I have to rush to arrange it for you, the 200,000 soldiers in Iron Blood City, if you want each of them to enter the water like you, you will ask me for a tent, so do I still have to go to the enclosure? When you get into the water, go to the fire camp, don't hum at me. ”

After the captain finished speaking, he walked into the camp tent and let Daniel Zhang eat a closed door.

Daniel Zhang wanted to rush in to find him angry, but he was afraid that things would be embarrassing, so he had to go to the fire camp, who knew that the people in the fire camp recognized this matter in one bite:

"Oh, yes, someone complained that there was a rat nest in that area today, so we sent someone to flood the rat nest, why, you also have water in your tent?"

When Daniel Zhang heard this, he became angry: "What do you mean that I also have water in my tent?" The is putting water in my tent, the bed and the cupboard are all soaked in water, how do you let me sleep at night? ”

When the people in the fire camp saw him in such an angry tone, they didn't say anything to him: "What's wrong with you dealing with it all night?" The rat's nest is not destroyed, it is everyone who suffers, and if you sacrifice one to save everyone, you should rush to glory. ”

Daniel Zhang was so angry that he almost burst into flames: "You drowned my account, I still have to feel honored?" I'm telling you, it's not over! If you don't solve it for me, I'll tear down your tent too!" ”

The man looked at the angry Daniel Zhang, did not speak for a long time, Daniel Zhang thought that he was crossed, and he was proud, but he did not expect two towering men to walk in outside, one person and one arm, and put him out, and the head of the fire battalion came out from outside, pointed at his nose and shouted:

"I don't know how much my fire battalion has to receive you all year round, and if you want to demolish our battalion, you don't weigh your own ability! If you have the ability, let someone arrange another camp tent for you, if you don't have the ability, I will really tell you that in the next month, our fire battalion will flood the rat's nest in your tent, and if you can't stand it, get out! ”

“……”

Under the persecution of the two towering men, Daniel Zhang did not dare to entangle any more, returned to his tent, saw the water all over the ground, and became angry, simply went to collect the soldier's tent, took a bed, and lived in this way.

The soldiers dared to be angry with him, so that Daniel Zhang regained some confidence in them, and spoke more and more pretentiously, if you cooperate with me, I will promote you and so on.

I thought that this was the end of the matter, but I didn't expect that when I had dinner in the evening, something happened again.

Daniel Zhang endured the pain in his mouth, sprayed out a large mouthful of rice in his mouth, sprayed not enough, and held the rice bowl, spit on the ground vigorously, after spitting out all the things in his mouth, he put the rice bowl heavily on the table and shouted:

"What the is this, it's all stones, feed the pigs! Come on, who cooks the rice! ”

With Daniel Zhang's call, a fat man came out of the back kitchen, holding a frying spoon in his hand, and he spoke domineeringly:

"Who thinks the food is not delicious and gets out? Why can others eat it, but you can't eat it? You are the Emperor Laozi, you are the Jade Emperor! The people's food is not to your liking, so you can quickly ascend to heaven and stay here to suffer? ”

Daniel Zhang was choked countless times today, felt depressed and couldn't talk about it, took a deep breath, brought the rice bowl again, put it in front of the fat man, and said:

"Just your stone rice, Lao Tzu pressed your face, do you believe it or not?"

The fat man didn't say anything, as soon as his hand lifted, the bowl of 'stone rice' in Daniel Zhang's hand fell to the ground, and the fat man kicked the bowl away with his foot, and then plucked the rice twice with his toes, and said:

"Where are the stones, you can find them for me! Others eat well, aren't you finding fault? It's still the same sentence, eat it, don't eat it, get out! ”

Daniel Zhang suffered three or four times a day, but he didn't expect that now this little cook dared to shake his face, turned his head and looked at the people around him, none of them had the expression of eating stones, well, the rice was also lifted on the ground, he just wanted to reason and there was no evidence.

Touching his nose, he was full of anger, and pointed at the fat cook as he walked: "Okay, let's fix me, be careful with Lao Tzu." ”

Daniel Zhang walked out of the dining hall angrily, kicked over a pot of hot soup before leaving, and spilled it on his feet, and then he stomped away even more angrily.

One unlucky day, Daniel Zhang thought that it would pass like this, but he did not expect that there was a more classic bridge waiting for him.

There is no hot water in the bath, there is no hot water in the tea, and the mouth will be slapped by someone when you sleep, and I finally fell asleep, and suddenly felt cold in the quilt, and touched it with my hand, almost scared his three souls out of the seven spirits, and it turned out to be a snake!

Finally stayed up until the morning, everyone's steamed buns for breakfast were no problem, but his hard like a stone, the porridge was also full of stones, and he went to the back kitchen with a bowl to find someone to vent, and pulled the fat cook in front of the steward, but the steward's face did not change and his heart did not beat and said, the porridge is no problem, because it is a big pot of rice, who can guarantee that there are no small pebbles in the big pot of rice.

Daniel Zhang had never suffered such a nest no matter where he was, and he immediately sued this complaint to the staff general who was in charge of logistics, and who knew that the staff general saw that he raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes, spoke with a gun and a stick, and made Daniel Zhang angry half to death.

After going on like this for several days, Daniel Zhang finally couldn't stand it anymore, and the man with a gray face went to the general to kneel, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, and confessed his mistake to the general:

"No matter where I Daniel Zhang offended you, you have a lot of adults, don't be like me, okay?"

The general walked out from behind the bookcase with a smile, bent his □ and said to the kneeling Daniel Zhang:

"Yo, I know it's wrong!"

Daniel Zhang has been tempered in the past few days, as long as he can continue to live a stable life, now is to let him call his grandfather he is also willing, and quickly nodded:

"I know, I know, the villain will never dare to offend the general in the future, so you can raise your noble hand and treat me as a fart."

When the general heard him say this, he straightened up again: "Hey, it seems that you still don't know." I'm sorry then, let's go......"

When Daniel Zhang heard this, he quickly took the opportunity to ask: "Please make it clear to the general, where did I say something wrong?" ”

General Sam slapped him on the cheek a few times and said with a smile: "Man, it's not right. ”

Daniel Zhang was on the verge of collapse, and the general saw that he was really pitiful, but in just a few days, he was thin and unadult-like, so he reminded him.

"Let me tell you that. Whose food do you think our 200,000 infantry troops eat, whose clothes do they wear, and whose tents do they live in? ”

Daniel Zhang frowned: "Yes...... Coach ......"

The general slapped him on the back a few more times: "Well, I said two words less." Madame Boss! The food, clothing, and housing we have now are all given by the boss's wife, do you understand? ”

Daniel Zhang's eyes widened, and then he suddenly realized: "You mean, it's the stinky ladies who have cleaned me these days?" ”

The general's face changed: "How do you speak?" What a stinky, without her, let alone eating, you don't even have a mush to eat, let alone a war! In this barracks, you may not have anything to do if you provoke the boss, but you just don't open your eyes and provoke the boss's wife...... Boy, I feel sorry for you. ”

“……”

***

Coming out of the logistics staff, Daniel Zhang lost his soul, his two fists clenched and rattled, he thought he had offended someone, but he didn't expect it to be that stinky girl, no matter how he Daniel Zhang is, he can't take a woman's turn to clean it up.

Xi Yunzhi, you wait for me!

Daniel Zhang was vicious, and secretly ran to the boss's mansion, originally thinking of concocting the same method and teaching the damn woman a good lesson, but he didn't expect to almost run into her.

Daniel Zhang hurriedly hid in the grass next to him, only to see Xi Yunzhi followed by Zhao Yi and Han Feng, who were both carrying a huge box in their hands, and only listened to Xi Yunzhi say to them as he walked:

"There are a million taels in this alley, but it has to be collected, it is the expenses of the entire camp for the next month, and if we lose it, we will lose our lives, and we will not be able to cut off nine heads."

Zhao Yi nodded and said:

"Yes, madam, don't worry. Every time we hid the silver chest in the room on the far left of the east wing, there was no one to live there, and we couldn't lose it. ”

Xi Yunzhi held his stomach, nodded lightly, and said, "Okay, you can hide it, I'll go to the study to see the master, and if you hide it, go to the camp to see if there is anything you want to help, don't stay by my side all day long." ”

Han Feng continued: "Madam, it was the master who asked us to guard you. ”

Xi Yunzhi waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, anyway, I'm going to the study, there is a master there, let's go." ”

Xi Yunzhi and Zhao Yi Hanfeng parted ways, Xi Yunzhi turned to the garden, the garden should be the study, the coach Bu Qin is inside at the moment, Zhao Yi Hanfeng must be to hide the silver, Daniel Zhang climbed out of the bushes, and his eyes turned to have an idea.

Xi Yunzhi's woman can wait and clean it up, so he just steals the silver unknowingly, and then asks the coach to punish the woman, and when she falls to the bottom, he will make up for it, isn't it wonderful.

Thinking so, Daniel Zhang turned around and cautiously followed Han Feng and Zhao Yi to the East Wing.

Hiding behind a tree, I watched them put the silver chest into the room, then closed the door and went out, heading in the direction of the camp.

Daniel Zhang walked out from behind the tree, hehe smiled, saw that there was only a small lock outside the door, he pulled vigorously, the lock fell down, I didn't expect things to be so easy, no wonder others said, when lucky, even God helps, think about the one million taels of silver in the box, he is still a little excited.

Push open the door, there is nothing inside, only a black box is placed in the middle, Daniel Zhang can't wait to rush over, open the box, inside is full of silver tickets, his mood at the moment, like a mouse that fell into the rice tank, frightened at the same time, more is irrepressible surprise, reached out and grabbed a handful of silver tickets, was about to laugh, but suddenly fell a big net above his head, covering him inside, Zhao Yi and Han Fengfei also seemed to rush in from the outside, one person grabbed one side of the net, trapped him firmly inside, wings difficult to fly.

Xi Yunzhi smiled at the corner of his mouth and walked in, Daniel Zhang realized that he had been tricked, and shouted:

"You're a...... Uh-huh-hmm......"

After only a few words, Daniel Zhang's mouth was stuffed with a smelly shoe by Han Feng, making him speechless anymore.

Xi Yunzhi walked slowly to Daniel Zhang and said to him lightly: "Are you still comfortable these days?" ”

Daniel Zhang couldn't speak, but a pair of red eyes stared at Xi Yunzhi, but Xi Yunzhi was not afraid and continued to say to him:

"I forgot to tell you, the current Empress Zhen is my Xi Yunzhi's best friend. If you offend me, forget it, but you have also offended my friends, this account can't be stopped so easily, what do you think I will do to you? ”

Without waiting for Daniel Zhang to speak, Xi Yunzhi straightened up with his stomach, turned around calmly, and said to Zhao Yi and Han Feng:

"This person stole a huge amount of military salary, and the stolen goods were taken, and they were taken to the torture hall and dealt with according to military law."

"Yes, ma'am!"

Zhao Yi and Han Feng knew about this person's evil deeds, but they only felt that Xi Yunzhi's move was extremely happy, twisted the net on Daniel Zhang's body into twisted flowers, handed him over to the soldiers who were ordered to watch the excitement outside, and took him to the torture hall dedicated to dealing with criminal soldiers.

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