Chapter 391: The Embarrassed Police Flower
"That's not going to work?" Zhou Yan wiped the wine stains from the corners of her mouth and asked with silky eyes.
"Can't do it? I don't have the word "no" in my dictionary. Thunderblade said with a smile, although he had drunk six bottles of beer, he still couldn't see the drunkenness.
Zhou Yan smiled: "You just brag!" If you don't have it, then what are you looking around? ”
Thunderblade said, "I'm looking for a toilet for you." ”
"Give it to me? Give it to yourself! ”
"Even if I want to boo, I can just find a place outside where no one is and boo, do you dare?" Thunderblade said defiantly.
"You...... Hmph, don't pee if you have one, and drink the beer in it in one go. Zhou Yan glared and said angrily.
Lei Jian picked up the cup and said lightly: "I'm fine, I'm afraid that Officer Zhou Da won't be able to hold on!" ”
"Hmph, I don't have two words in my dictionary! Drink it, who is afraid of whom? Zhou Yan was not timid at all, and poured the cup into her mouth. Although drinking hot beer warms the stomach like a drink, it is not surprising that you can drink five or six bottles at once.
Zhou Yan didn't feel the urge to urinate at first, but when she heard Lei Jian say this just now, she suddenly couldn't hold it back, her pretty face was crimson, and her legs were clamped tightly, constantly rubbing her inner thighs back and forth.
From a distance, I thought that Zhou Yan was already a sea below.
"Damn it!" Zhou Yan scolded secretly, she couldn't hold it back, and in Lei Blade's disdainful eyes, she stood up decisively and shouted to the owner of the grilled fish restaurant: "Boss, where is the bathroom?" ”
"You said it's a toilet, it's right inside, and the light is on the wall." The boss said enthusiastically.
"Thanks!" Zhou Yan kept going into the back room.
Lei Jian looked at Zhou Yan's embarrassed appearance, and couldn't help but shake his head, saying in his heart that this chick loves everything, this time it's comfortable, right?
Lei Jian stood up from his seat and was about to order two more dishes, but Zhou Yan rushed back in a hurry.
Thunderblade looked at the other party and asked in surprise, "It's over so soon?" ”
"What's the matter, my aunt didn't sprinkle it at all." Zhou Yan snorted angrily.
Thunder Blade asked suspiciously, "What's the swelling situation?" ”
"I thought there was no one in the toilet, but I knew that there was a drunk who vomited in the toilet, and I couldn't stand it and came out." Zhou Yan said, and slapped her nose hard with her hand, and she could guess how smelly it was when she saw the thunder blade.
"And what do you do?" Thunderblade asked, "Look at this, the drunkard can't be fast, and we can't pull him out." ”
Zhou Yan's legs were stretched straight and tight, and the inner thighs of her legs were rubbing back and forth, seeing that Lei Blade's eyes widened, and the bottom was up.
"Look at the, help my aunt find a way." Zhou Yan glared at Lei Jian fiercely and said angrily.
Seeing Zhou Yan's embarrassed appearance, Lei Jian still decided to help her. After all, she still has something to ask for, and if she really makes her anxious, this matter will be in vain.
Thunderblade groaned, "I have a way, but it's just ......"
"What nonsense, if you have a way, say it quickly." Zhou Yan urged.
Thunder Blade lowered his voice and said to Zhou Yan: "Otherwise, I'll take you outside to spread it!" ”
"Will it work?" Don't look at Zhou Yan is usually a female man, but it still makes her quite embarrassed to let her pee on the street with her bare buttocks.
Thunder Blade patted his chest and promised: "With me to protect your safety, you are still not at ease?" ”
"With you, I'm relieved to be a fart, in case you steal from the guard, then I won't lose a lot." Zhou Yan muttered twice in a low voice, feeling that she couldn't bear it anymore, so she had to respond, "Then let's go!" ”
Thunderblade has been to this place before, so he is very familiar with this place, and there is a bush behind the riverside square of Zhilu Road, which is very suitable for everyone to "rescue".
Looking at the low weeds and scattered masonry, Zhou Yan asked uncertainly towards Thunder Blade, "Is this it?" ”
"This is an abandoned construction site, and few people come at night, so you can just take a break here." Thunder Blade said to Zhou Yan.
"Oh!" Zhou Yan looked left and right, the street lights here were dim, the evening breeze was howling, there were indeed few people coming here, and seeing that there seemed to be no good place except here, she had to nod reluctantly, put her hands into her clothes, and shouted at the thunder blade: "You go farther!" ”
Thunder Blade smiled bitterly: "It's dark here, and I can't see it at all." ”
"I told you to go away, didn't you hear?" Zhou Yan couldn't hold back, but Lei Jian still told himself about the conditions, and suddenly said angrily.
"Cheng, I'll go away some." Lei Jian shook his head helplessly, strode five or six meters into the distance, and then turned back to Zhou Yan and asked, "Is it okay now?" ”
"Turn your back on your back! If I find out that you dare to peek, hum ......" Zhou Yan said as she squatted down impatiently.
Soon, Thunderblade, who was standing not far away, heard the sound of a torrent accompanied by the sound of the wind, and just listening to the sound, Thunderblade felt a surge in his heart.
The sound gradually became quieter, and only the wind could be heard behind the thunder blade.
However, Lei Jian waited for a long time, and didn't see Zhou Yan shouting, so he couldn't help but turn around curiously, and when he saw Zhou Yan still squatting there, he couldn't help but ask, "Officer Zhou, you won't be on the tuba, right?" ”
"Big fart, grandma...... My aunt forgot to bring toilet paper. Zhou Yan said angrily.
"Hey, why didn't you say it earlier, I still have some here. You save it, and it should be fine. Thunder Blade said and walked towards Zhou Yan.
"Stop!" Zhou Yan saw Thunder Blade coming over, and hurriedly shouted, "What are you doing here?" ”
"I'll help you deliver paper!" Thunderblade smiled bitterly.
"Help me deliver paper? Can you be so kind? I'm afraid it's under the banner of sending paper, and I want to do illegal things, right? Zhou Yan sneered.
"Hey, kindness is a donkey's liver and lungs, then I won't accompany you to go back first, you can take care of the rest by yourself." With a wave of the thunder blade, he turned around and left, saying that you don't know what to do, and you won't be waiting for it!
Seeing this, Zhou Yan hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't go, don't go!" Come back to my aunt! Seeing that Thunder Blade ignored him, he couldn't help but raise his voice, "Hey, if you throw the paper back for me, I'll promise to help you!" ”
Thunder Blade's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart that what the buddy wanted was your words, but his face hid the excitement in his heart, and he said lightly: "Okay then!" ”
However, just as Lei Blade was about to walk to a suitable position and throw the paper in his hand to Zhou Yan, unexpectedly, a scream with extremely high decibels came from his ears: "Ah! And then ...... Then he saw a dark shadow pounce on him.