Chapter 144, I went to the banquet with a pig and a gun
Chapter 144, I went to the banquet with a pig and a gun!
"What's wrong with you? Little wind. Seeing Xiaofeng's stunned appearance, Ruxue became nervous.
In fact, Ruxue is not a woman who loves vanity and covets wealth. Unlike ordinary girls, she doesn't particularly care about these, and she really sees them as "floating clouds".
In fact, she cares more about a boy's feelings for herself, which must be sincere and pure, and what she is most afraid of is that a man betrays this emotion.
So, until now, she hasn't found a suitable boyfriend.
For the land breeze in front of him, Ruxue's mood is very complicated.
Although Xiaofeng said to her "I like you", it will only move Ruxue, and she will not be moved by this touch.
For Ruxue, Xiaofeng is just a little cute and naughty boy next door, just a little brother.
What Ruxue said to Xiaofeng just now is to hope that this little brother can wake up and work hard.
Ruxue feels that a man can have little money, but he can't be without ambition.
This little wind, this little brother, it seems that there is no other pursuit except for pickling girls.
Ruxue just hopes to come up with a radical method to make Xiaofeng touch.
However, what I said just now, were they too heavy for Xiaofeng to stand it?
"Oh, it's fine." Xiao Feng looked very calm, "Teacher Song, I'll go first." ”
He said no more, and turned away, as if there was a bit of loss in his eyes.
Ruxue's heart was also entangled, looking at Xiaofeng's distant back, and sighed heavily.
Xiaofeng, don't blame Sister Ruxue for what she said! Xiaofeng, if you can work hard, make some achievements, and don't pretend to be that Qin Xiaoyu in your heart, maybe, I will really consider you?
It only came out this year, and Ruxue shook its head.
How could you think that? Would I choose this little boy who is eight years younger than myself or my own student? That's ridiculous, isn't it?
However, for a woman who doesn't have a boyfriend yet, every man around her, whether older or smaller than herself, seems to be a possible option.
In this world, everything is possible, who knows what miracles will appear in the Dao?
Walking on the way home, Xiaofeng's mood was heavy.
He was once again said to be Xiao Qisan, and the person who said this was still Teacher Song.
This interaction with Ruxue made Xiaofeng have a very subtle sense of dependence on Ruxue.
Frankly speaking, in Xiao Feng's heart, Ruxue is just a woman he likes, a woman who can fantasize, and even a woman who can be in Wushan Yunyu, but she is not the goddess in Xiao Feng's heart.
However, Ruxue's enthusiasm and pungency, capable and free and easy, still make Xiaofeng admire, in fact, it should be a kind of appreciation for Xiaofeng to appreciate a woman like Ruxue, this kind of woman, independent and confident, capable, kung fu, will not be bullied, and will never hold grudges, speak simply, and will not be twisted and pinched like ordinary women.
Therefore, Xiaofeng can make all kinds of jokes and say all kinds of outrageous things in front of Ruxue, without worrying that Ruxue will scold herself.
In Xiaofeng's mind, Ruxue is more like Xiaofeng's sister, and she is really a "family".
In front of her, Xiaofeng can show her truest side, without pretending or being a "big man".
However, it is such a beautiful "sister", a beautiful teacher, who is like those vulgar women, who said such things, which makes Xiaofeng a little uncomfortable.
Xiaofeng remembered Xiaoyu again.
Sister Xiaoyu, shouldn't she be such a cheesy woman?
Xiaofeng looked forward to it with hope, looking forward to the day when Sister Xiaoyu stood in front of her and said: "Xiaofeng, no matter whether you are poor or rich, I will love you, and I will marry you!" ”
Thinking of this, Xiaofeng was happy again.
After a very peaceful afternoon, at six o'clock in the evening, Xiaofeng and Fat Pig went to Deyue Tower.
Walking on the road, the fat pig was still chattering about Manli, but he was prevaricated by Xiaofeng.
"Did you bring your gun? Where did you put it? Xiaofeng asked.
"Brother, it's in my pants pocket." Fat Pig pointed to his back pants pocket, "Do you want to take it out right now and show you." ”
"No, you haven't seen so many probes on this street? If you pull out your gun and are seen by the security guards here, they won't arrest you? You hide it now, and when you get there, as soon as I drop the cup, you pull it out and point at them, do you know what to say? ”
Zhilu said. Brother, but I don't understand, aren't you talking to people about business? Why do you have to pull out a gun and come out against people? This, isn't this about robbery? "Fat Pig isn't stupid either.
"What do you know? I'll tell you the truth, I'm having dinner with hooligans today, oh, it's Chang Guangguang's brother Chang Huihui. If they don't work against me, you draw your gun and turn it at them, and cover me out. "I'm going to Deyue Tower soon, and Xiaofeng simply told the fat pig about the other party's situation.
"Brother, won't you? You're going to eat with the hooligans, huh? Fat Pig was so frightened that his legs went limp, "This, why don't they kill us?" ”
"What are you afraid of? People are also reasonable, huh? Xiao Feng gave him a blank look, "Besides, they don't know that we have guns." When the time comes, when you pull out your gun, aren't they afraid when they see that you have a gun in your hand? ”
"But I'm a fake?"
"Nonsense, you dare to bring a real gun? A sucker! Isn't that just a scare like a scare to scare them? Xiao Feng glared at him fiercely.
Fat Pig was even more flustered, "Brother, I think, let's not go." They're hooligans, we can't afford to offend! ”
"We've all come here, can we go back? If I don't dare to go, then my Lu Xiaofeng's name will be smashed? Xiaofeng scolded.
"Brother, where do you have a name? We are little dicks, little shrimps, how dare we provoke these hooligans? I think we'd better go back. "Fat Pig was so nervous that his hands trembled.
"What words? What happened to Dick Silk? What happened to Shrimp? Let me tell you, this time, but they invited me over, and everyone gave me Lu Xiaofeng face, how can we be arrogant? How can I say that Lu Xiaofeng is also a figure with a face on this Jingxiu Street, if I don't go, people won't laugh at me for being cowardly and afraid? I can't afford to be ashamed! Xiaofeng was annoyed.
"Brother, otherwise, you want your face. I, I'm still shameless, I'm gone, I'm gone! ”
"Stop!" Xiaofeng drank the fat pig who was about to escape, "If you dare to run, I'll go and tell Manli." I told her that my classmate Zhu Xiaogang was a fool, and he was as small as a mouse. I also told her that you dead fat pig is nothing but a love of food and fun. By the way, I'm going to tell her that the place below you is less than two centimeters long??????"
"Brother, don't say it!" The fat pig hurriedly covered Xiaofeng's mouth.
Xiaofeng broke the fat pig's fat hand, "Wow, why is it so stinky?" What did you wipe on your hands? ”
"I'm sorry. Brother, I've just been to school at home, and I haven't washed my hands yet. Fat Pig grinned.
"What?" Xiaofeng was nauseous, and couldn't help but vomit out all the food in his stomach, "Shangda, you don't wash your hands?" It stinks! ”
"Brother, isn't that because you are in a hurry, I ran out quickly after I went to the toilet and didn't have time to wash my hands?" Fat Pig said aggrievedly.
"You dead pig's head! You have to wash your hands before and after eating, you don't understand such a simple thing, you deserve to ignore you. Xiaofeng said.
Speaking of Manli, Fat Pig drooped his face, "Brother, don't say it." Speaking of which, it really makes me feel sad! ”
"Okay, I've served you, you can come with me quickly. After today's ticket, I'll let you see her. ”
"Really, brother?" Fat Pig's eyes lit up.
"Of course, when did I lie to you?"
"Okay, then my Lao Zhu will follow you! Today, you are robbing a bank, and my old Zhu is also out of trouble! "Oh, don't tell Manly that I'm that short." ”
"I know the way, I know the way." Xiaofeng was secretly funny.
Unexpectedly, this fat pig has changed a lot for Wang Manli and become so brave?
It seems that this woman's power is more powerful than a pistol!
What is a woman? Women are the scourge that makes men stupid and crazy!
"Brother Xiaofeng, are you here? You may be seated, please be seated. Seeing Xiaofeng coming in, Chang Huihui stood up, smiled, and shook Xiaofeng's hand very warmly.
Xiao Feng also shook hands politely, "Brother Hui, I haven't seen you for many days, hello, hello!" ”
These two old enemies actually shook hands and made peace, what a wonder!
Xiao Feng peeked at the other people in the box.
Next to Brother Hui, there was Xu Xiaoli, who gave her a headache.
Today, Xu Xiaoli is wearing a pink dress, with thick makeup on her face, a string of pearl necklaces hanging on her chest, and false eyelashes on her eyes.
Xiaofeng didn't talk to his former bed partner, just winked at her.
Xu Xiaoli pretended not to see it and twisted her head somewhere else.
Brother Hui's left hand side is an empty position, and it is obvious that it is reserved for Xiaofeng.
Xiao Feng also sat down unceremoniously, and to his right was Brother Liang.
Brother Liang saw Xiaofeng and smiled reluctantly.
The thin monkey, the stupid big man, and a few people Xiaofeng didn't know, probably also hooligans, also sat down.
"Xiaofeng, he's your friend?" Seeing the fat pig beside Xiaofeng, Brother Hui was stunned for a moment.
"Oh, he's my bodyguard! Let me tell you, his martial arts are very high! Xiaofeng smiled.
Fat Pig was stunned.
Is there a bodyguard as fat as me???????