Chapter 716 [Spur Buddha Jumping Over the Wall]

At the press conference, reporters asked about Kobe Bryant's early departure from the court, and Bryant said: "I don't want to see the team lose miserably. We surrendered after only half the game. ”

This is not the first time Kobe has done this kind of thing, which makes the atmosphere in the Lakers team very embarrassing, and the players don't know what to say. Say Kobe Bryant is not sensible, right? When will you be able to grow up when you are 34 years old and still not sensible?

The Lakers, known as F4, are now disheartened, and the team is not easy to lead.

A reporter tweeted: "Although this game was torture for Lakers fans, the result did not surprise anyone. After winning the championship in 2010, the Lakers gradually declined to today's situation, and Hollywood actor Jack Nicholson, who sat in the VIP seat on the sidelines to watch the game, was so angry that he left the game early, and also made a 'goodbye' gesture on the sidelines. Maybe he meant I wouldn't come back again. ”

Most of the Lakers players have been disheartened and think that it will be difficult to make the playoffs, but Kobe Bryant still refuses to admit it. He doesn't admit that the Lakers are not an aristocratic team at all, but a sling team, and he doesn't admit that the Lakers don't have the strength to win championships at all......

What exactly are the Lakers fighting for now? Fame? Dignity? Or is it a glimmer of life? It is possible for Kobe Bryant to rely on beautiful data and mix a big contract, but what is the use of the Lakers' beautiful record data? Lefu data is more beautiful, but it is said to be a data brush.

The Lakers have aged more than the Spurs, and their only way out seems to be to rebuild with Howard at the core, and the Joy Center doesn't look like a worthy leader.

At this time, Kobe Bryant also needs to calm down, instead of continuing to fight like a madman on the court, and then can't hold his head up like a defeated rooster. He is becoming more and more like a supporting role in the face of Zhou Xuan, and the more he fights, the more lonely he becomes.

After Jamison replaced Stadamire last season and helped the Knicks win the championship, some Lakers fans blew Jamison into a superstar, and some even said that he was a top five player in the league, wanting to prove that James and Zhou Xuan's teammates were tough. In the summer, the Lakers brought in Jamison at a base salary, and the whole of Los Angeles rejoiced. As a result, when it came to the Lakers, the superstar immediately became a super wastewood, scoring less than ten, the shooting percentage dropped, and the defense was leaky. Veterans don't die, they become veterans and can retire.

Coach Mike Brown has passed his prime to the Lakers, and he has gone from being the best coach to being a wastewood coach. After Nash arrived, his stats dropped badly with the Lakers, and he looked like an unqualified role player and got hurt. Who can save the Lakers? People are starting to question what's wrong with the Lakers, why is it who is coming, who is going to kill whom? Who else would dare to join such a Laker in the offseason?

The Knicks players weren't going to go to the poor Lakers, and they flew non-stop to San Antonio to prepare for the game against the Spurs.

At noon the next day, Duncan asked Zhou Xuan to meet at the club, saying that he had important matters to discuss with him.

Duncan found a quiet private room, looked in a bad mood, and had dark circles under his eyes. The Spurs have a good record, it is said that he should not be like this, Zhou Xuan asked curiously: "Brother, you don't look very good, what's the important thing?" ”

"It's bad, it's bad, it's terrible."

No wonder I haven't called recently, supposedly I won the silver medal, why should he congratulate him, go back to the United States to have a meal or something. Zhou Xuan thought for a while and whispered, "Let's talk about it, see if I can help you?" ”

Duncan sighed, "It's really hard to talk about. ”

"Looks like there's important privacy involved."

Duncan said embarrassedly, "I'll ask you a question first...... What would you do if Emma cheated on you? ”

Will be with Grace. This thought flashed through Zhou Xuan's mind in an instant. Fortunately, he didn't blurt out after thinking about it. Even if Duncan is not an outsider, it is inappropriate to say this, then it will expose the essence of his lolicon! Duncan still had to step with his legs, crossed his hands back and forth, and sang the paragraph - "I never expected, lalalalala......"

So what Zhou Xuan said was: "How is that possible? ”

"I mean if."

"Will break up, if she likes the guy, I will consider blessing them." Zhou Xuan thought for a moment and replied.

"Damn, are you earthling? The performance is too bland, right? It seems that you really believe her, even if she goes to school in Oxford. Duncan sighed.

"It seems that you are experiencing relationship problems, and you suspect that your wife is cheating?"

Duncan nodded, his face a little dark, his body a little limp, and he sat down on the couch.

"And then?"

"I hired a private investigator to investigate her last month." Duncan said.

This time it was Zhou Xuan's turn to be surprised. Duncan has always appeared in front of the public as a good man, one of the few good men in the NBA, but his marriage relationship is so bad.

Zhou Xuan said embarrassedly: "Look at your expression, find out the worst news, right?" ”

Her lover's name was Gil Elbano and he used to be a stripper, a Houston native, who made a living by pole dancing. In April last year, Amy bought him a gym and made him the front boss of the stage, while she hosted it behind the scenes. At the time I thought she was trying to get fit......"

Located in Shetz, North Texas, less than half an hour's drive from San Antonio, this gym makes it easy for detectives to find out the truth. Amy has been dating Elbano for almost two years, and Elbano is a playboy whose ex-wife left because of his love. Amy fell in love with this person, but her brain was caught by the big iron door.

"Dude, you are the same stone Buddha of the Holy City as the 'Christ the Savior' in front of Monte Cristo, Brazil. She actually fell in love with a stripper, could that guy be wearing a vampire hunter Lincoln and dancing a striptease with a big axe, so he was particularly popular? ”

"You're a little bit broad."

Zhou Xuan smiled bitterly: "I actually just want to make a joke to make you not be so dull." It's too big for me to give you a direct opinion, it's up to you what you want to get. ”

"I don't want a divorce, but I can't pretend I don't know, so I don't know what to do."

I don't have any experience with this, so I hope I won't encounter it in the future. Zhou Xuan sighed: "You don't want to divorce, I suggest you also be prepared, such as property division, so as not to catch you off guard when she files for divorce." If she gets nothing in the divorce, or suffers a lot, she may not want to leave, and she will be very obedient in the future. ”

"Your proposal is a little bit of a loss."

"It's not my idea, don't you even watch the news? Vanessa and Kobe Bryant divorced, and they will regret it if they don't prepare. ”

“……”

On Christmas Eve last season, Kobe Bryant divorced, and major media said that "Kobe Bryant is going to lose miserably." ”

The reason for the divorce was Kobe Bryant's cheating, which was very costly. According to the popular saying now, Kobe Bryant will be "clean out of the house". Because the two did not sign a prenuptial agreement, half of Kobe's property will go to Vanessa, including all three properties in their names, about $18.8 million.

Later, Kobe Bryant moved out of the two's house in Orange County, where the residence is unknown, presumably sleeping in a dormitory with the Lakers. After the news of the divorce was exposed, Kobe Bryant's life was quite sad, and he was scolded online and offline. He went to see a Jay-Z concert and was described by witnesses as "gloomy and sad".

Kobe and his wife have always shown affection in public, the man is tall, the woman is enchanting, and they are a model couple that countless people envy. It wasn't until the news of the divorce was exposed that fans realized that they had been cheated again. Insiders revealed that Vanessa had already seen through Kobe's "dirty little secrets", and also hired a private detective to find out the details of her husband, it is estimated that Kobe cheated at least 10 times a year and slept with at least 105 women.

If Kobe Bryant has been cut off from his parents for ten years, Eagle County's chic and cheating guy who has cheated countless times deserves it...... Duncan was wronged a lot in this situation, he was cuckolded, and his wife spent all his money, so Zhou Xuan didn't want to see his buddies suffer at all. The rabbit is in a hurry to bite, the dog is in a hurry to jump off the wall, this time he wants to help the Buddha jump over the wall!

Duncan was silent for a moment and asked, "We didn't divide the property before we got married, what should I do?" ”

Zhou Xuan snorted: "Do one, isn't the United States doing fake certificates?" With your connections, can they play with you? I'm going to mobilize the fans to support you, how many fans are there in the two of us? No one in the world will speak ill of you. What you have to do is let the detective gather evidence and get ready. ”

"Do you think we're divorced? What about my child? Duncan still hopes that he will not get a divorce.

Zhou Xuan smiled: "Prepare with both hands." You can find a private detective, why can't you find someone to fix that mistress? ”

"Oh? How? Looking for someone to beat him? ”

"No, I'd suggest spending money on a prostitute to seduce him." Zhou Xuan sneered.

"How could a prostitute possibly make him serious? Just play and forget it. ”

"Stupid, you just can't do it without an agent. Just ask Mitchell to talk to you, and he'll be able to come up with a solution. For example, if you package a prostitute and show off your wealth, you will pay for a show. Find a woman who has just gone to the sea and has not completely degenerated, pretend to be a rich woman to seduce the man, and find a good support, so that he can't see the flaws. I thought this was a younger, more beautiful, childless, rich woman who was dead set on her. Then promised to give him a lot of benefits in the future, and took the opportunity to take nude photos and videos of him when he went to bed, and posted them on the Internet to make him ruined! Wait for the guy to take the bait, reveal the news to your wife, and let her catch the adulterer, I don't believe they don't break up. When she is badly hurt, you pretend that you don't know anything, come out to comfort her, and give her some small gifts to be romantic. In this way, there will probably be no divorce. Zhou Xuan said in one breath.

It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage. Zhou Xuan didn't want to persuade Duncan to divorce.

Duncan shuddered and grinned, "I now think it's terrible to offend you, it's just that this ploy is a little more troublesome." ”

"It's not a hassle at all, I'll go back and ask Mitchell to introduce you to a woman who knows a lot of people in this area." Zhou Xuan said with a smile.

"Okay."

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: This wild man should be glad that Duncan is not a bad person, and neither am I. Otherwise, find a woman with venereal disease and AIDS to play with you and kill you.