With a dog leash and being led by Uncle Ni Mei, the two pillars jumped very happily as soon as they came out of the community.

Walking the dog with a soul makes Erzhu feel very happy.

The greening of the community is still doing well.

The second pillar can always find the best feng shui treasure land to fertilize .......

After walking around the community, Uncle Ni Mei wore two pillars and went out of the community to buy a few buns at the breakfast shop.

Eat one for yourself and throw one to the two pillars by the way.

Throw it directly into the dog's mouth.

I saw Erzhuzi, with a shy dog face, wagging his tail diligently and pulling the dog's paws.

The dog's face was happy and .......

For dogs, if their owners can do these three things.

That dog is undoubtedly successful and happy.

The first thing, walking the dog, you must keep the dog on a leash, take the dog out to swagger through the market, and show off your dog in front of outsiders for no less than half an hour.

The second thing, feed the dog, the meat bun is big bones or something, throw it into the dog's mouth and it's over, don't grab food with your own dog.

The third thing is to tease the dog, take the dog out to bask in the sun, stroke the head of the lazy dog with your hand in the sun, and if possible, you can find a fast green space to play frisbee with the dog.

This is a relatively traditional three methods of dog petting, which can make your dog feel the success and happiness of the dog.

It is said that there is also the fourth method of dog-dog-day dog!

This is not too much to explain, and legend has it that this fourth method was invented by Sicong, a Japanese dog master.

"Master, let's go and see, there are people playing chess by the river. ”

The second pillar of the dog enjoys it very much, and the time with his master is ...... when he walks outside.

"Good. ”

Uncle Ni Mei also saw that an old man by the river was playing chess with a young man.

The old man was wearing a Tang costume and had a posture of not being angry and arrogant.

The young people were slightly frivolous, gulping down cigarettes .......

While playing chess, he also played with his mobile phone with one hand.

"Yo, uncle, do you also play chess?"

Noticing Uncle Ni Mei, the young man seemed very enthusiastic.

Greeting pompously.

"A little. ”

Uncle Ni Mei nodded, looking more modest, in fact, Uncle Ni Mei played chess quite well.

"Vault...... Ah...... This old man...... The stinky chess basket ....... ”

The second pillar is very focused, as the saying goes, watching chess is not a true gentleman.

As soon as the dog saw it, the old man was obviously at a disadvantage, and he was eaten a few chess pieces step by step.

It's already hard to parry.

couldn't help but use his mental power to complain to Lao Tzu.

Obviously, the dog is not a gentleman's .......

"Who?"

"Who is scolding for the stinky chess basket?"

Suddenly, a voice appeared in his head, which made the old man in Tang costume blush.

He is also from this community, is a chess enthusiast, and has always regarded himself as a master .......

Unexpectedly, there was no more than a young man today.

Forced to be like this in chess.

I couldn't help but feel a little annoyed and angry.......

"Huh?"

The old man turned his head to look at the young man who was playing chess with him.

There is only one Uncle Ni Mei and a dog around.

Could it be that I just misheard?

Is it a hallucination?

"General. ”

"Old man, you lost ....... ”

The young man smoked a cigarette and squinted for a while.

A smile bloomed on his face, and he ......was very proud.

"Vault, I just jumped off the horse...... ”

"Alas, it's a pity ....... ”

The old man's eyes widened, and he looked at the chess game with a look of remorse.

A voice popped into my head just now.

It is also said that the vaulting .......

"Okay, old man, if you want to lose the bet, hurry up and pay for it. ”

The young man's name is Ma Xiaoyue, and he doesn't have a serious job.

I specially found an old man who had nothing to do to play chess.

Win or lose a game of chess for 100 yuan.

"Hmph, no ....... ”

The old man in Tang costume was a little annoyed, and took out a hundred yuan and gave it to the young man.

In terms of chess skills, he is indeed a bad move.

The loss was clear, and there was no way to fight back from the beginning. Let's go slightly

The key to losing to the young man made him feel that he couldn't get over it.

"Let's go, go home....... ”

Uncle Ni Mei touched the dog's head, and he looked at it for a long time and found that this young man played chess really well.

I wasn't even sure I could win.

It gives people the feeling that this young man is very rigorous in playing chess.

"Hey, don't go, old man. ”

"Idle is idle, follow me in the next game, win or lose only 100 yuan ....... ”

Ma Xiaoyue was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, and enthusiastically pulled Uncle Ni Mei to play chess.

This made Uncle Ni Mei feel a little itchy...... skills.

"Master, that kid, just played chess with the old man, and at the same time played chess with his mobile phone and computer. ”

Because Ma Xiaoyue was sitting in a special position, Uncle Ni Mei couldn't walk behind him just now to look.

But the dog is different, dangling on both sides.

Ma Xiaoyue didn't take the dog seriously.

Naturally, I found out.

"Computer?"

Uncle Ni Mei was stunned for a moment, and then felt a little angry.

Isn't that cheating?

Although it doesn't matter if you win or lose, and it doesn't matter if you win a game of chess for 100 yuan, but what kind of ability do you have to win chess by cheating?

Look at the old man in Tang costume on the side, he is sulking with a dark face at this moment.

It's a shame to win the money of the elderly in this way......

"Master, I want to play a game with him. ”

Erzhuzi had a shy dog face, wagging his tail earnestly and eagerly to try.

"You can also play chess?"

Uncle Ni Mei looked at Erzhuzi incredulously, the key is to know that this kid is cheating .......

Why does the dog still look confident?

"Uncle, come and ....... ”

"Isn't it just a hundred yuan a game....... ”

Ma Xiaoyue has no skin and no face, and insists on pulling Uncle Ni Mei.

Like a dog skin plaster.

"Get out. ”

Uncle Ni Mei shook his hand and scolded coldly.

actually cheated the money of the elderly, Uncle Ni Mei was very disdainful of this kind of person.

"Old man, how do you speak?"

"Why don't you just play a game of chess?"

"I can't afford it, get out of here...... ”

Ma Xiaoyue's face darkened, and he said very unceremoniously and coldly.

Uncle Ni Mei looked at Ma Xiaoyue coldly, he hadn't met someone who disrespected your uncle so much for a long time.

"Wang....... ”

The two pillars barked wildly, and bared their teeth at Ma Xiaoyue fiercely.

"Playing chess, you deserve to play with me?"

"Here, you have a ...... with it. ”

Pointing to the second pillar, Uncle Ni Mei said angrily.

"Old man, you're not crazy?"

"Let the dog follow me?"

Glancing at the dog, Ma Xiaoyue asked incredulously.

Crazy, right?

Playing chess with a dog, this TM is still a two-ha dog.

Even the old man in Tang costume who was sulking on the side looked at Uncle Ni Mei with wide eyes.

"Just let my dog go with you. ”

Uncle Ni Mei has already communicated with Erzhuzi, and Erzhuzi is not modest to let out bold words.

Even if Ma Xiaoyue cheats, it can win .......

This makes your Uncle Ni Mei surprised, where did Erzhuzi get the confidence to win the computer?

At the same time, Uncle Ni Mei also wants to see if Erzhuzi can really win the computer.

"Hehe, okay. ”

"One hundred yuan for a game of chess, if your old man defaults on the debt, I won't agree.

Ma Xiaoyue sneered, feeling that the old man was insulting his IQ.

Playing chess with a dog, not to mention cheating with a mobile phone.

Even with his eyes closed, he can win.

Do dogs play chess?

What kind of strange person can teach a dog to play chess?

This old man, dressed as an ordinary peasant man, doesn't look like a strange person no matter how you look at it.

And even if this old man is a strange man, he teaches a dog who can play chess.

Can he lose to a dog?

What international jokes?