I hurriedly turned around and avoided Adong's hug, what are you kidding, my brother is an authentic man, and the one I like is also an authentic beauty, where is it my turn to get this guy Adong to hug me.

Seeing that he couldn't hug me, Ah Dong turned his target to Liu Fatzi again, and as a result, the expected thing happened. Ah Dong gave Liu Fat a big hug.

"Fuck, fuck off." Liu Fatzi pushed Ah Dong away with all his strength.

Ah Dong on the side didn't care about this kind of thing, he was now completely silent in the joy of spring.

I patted Liu Fatzi on the shoulder and said, "Don't shout, this guy can't listen to anything now, and I don't know what kind of wind he is smoking." I really wonder if he's going to really like a girl? ”

Fat Liu looked at me, blinked his eyes, and said, "Actually, I am also suspicious of the question you said. In the way I've known Ah Dong for so long, he never seems to like a girl. The last time he said he liked Lin Ruoxue, it was actually because Lin Ruoxue was good-looking. From these things, it can be seen that Adong does not like girls, but likes beautiful women! ”

For Liu Fatzi's speech, I nodded in agreement.

For a whole day, Adong was immersed in joy. It can be said that this is the first time I have seen Ah Dong not sleep in class and not fight after class. Of course, he didn't sleep because he turned all his attention to Zhang Yuhan, and he didn't make trouble after class for this reason.

After eating in the afternoon, our brothers returned to the dormitory with a smile, of course, this time, ** did not follow our dormitory, but went out to masturbate.

"Ahh After Ah Dong returned to the dormitory, he went directly to his bedside, then spread his hands, and the whole person fell on the bed.

I gave him a blank look, and said to the strong son beside me: "Brother Qiang, do you say that there are always people in our dormitory who have had a nervous short circuit recently." ”

Qiangzi had slept all day during the day, and he didn't know much about what I said. However, when he saw that I was looking at him, he pretended to understand and nodded, "Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, I said that the people in the dormitory have been a little strange lately." ”

After I heard what he said, I wanted to laugh on the spot, Qiangzi's writing really didn't have to be said, just one word can describe it, praise. As for the dormitory where a few of us lived, he forcibly inserted the word "folk style".

"I said Qiangzi, do you still know what folk customs are?" Fat Liu asked with a smile.

Qiangzi glared at him directly, and then said, ", your brother Qiang doesn't know anything, it's all about making a fuss." ”

Liu Fatzi wanted to say something, but Ah Dong was one step ahead of him. Ah Dong sat up from the bed, looked at Qiangzi and said with a smile: "Yes, Qiangzi is right, you are really too ignorant, what is Brother Qiang's identity, what status, can you compare his literary talents?" A group of little bastards who don't know the height of the sky. ”

"Ouch, our brother Dong has returned to his soul! Why, don't think about that Zhang Yuhan anymore? "To be honest, I just wanted to rush to Adong's side and punch him twice, who told this guy to talk too much. But then I thought about it, if I beat him, I would also beat my fist painfully, I would definitely not do this kind of thing that hurts others and is not beneficial to myself, and after weighing the pros and cons, I still decided to use my eloquence to hit him.

Ah Dong was directly even more awesome when I said this, ", you don't want to think about what kind of person your brother Dong is, will he be happy for a woman for a long time?" Especially for a girl like Zhang Yuhan, if my brother hadn't seen that he was alone and unaccompanied, I wouldn't have sent that kindness. After saying that, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it. Obviously, this guy Adong is starting to get nervous again, and it seems that his habit of pretending to brag is innate.

I gave him a blank look, then took out my mobile phone from my trouser pocket, shook it at him, and said, "My brother Dong, I recorded what you just said in your mobile phone, and I only need to press this button." As I spoke, my fingers deliberately moved to the top of the OK key.

"This voice message will be sent to Zhang Yuhan's mobile phone, and you said that if Zhang Yuhan heard you say this, I would ......." Before I could finish my sentence, Ah Dong came to my side and looked at me with a smile on his face.

I looked at Ah Dong and shouted, "What are you doing, stay away from me." As he spoke, I shifted my body back slightly.

The next moment, Ah Dong directly grabbed my hand, and then said with a pitiful face: "My military brother, don't send it, for the happiness of the little brother, you can't send this kind of message." "This performance has changed so quickly that I haven't even slowed down a bit.

Qiangzi directly clapped his hands on the side and smiled: "Jun'er, Fa, I support you, hurry up, I don't think this SB Dong is awesome." ”

"Yes, that's right, I also support you to send it, after sending it, this guy doesn't have to disturb our sleep by not sleeping in class every day." Liu Fatzi also shouted on the side.

I glanced at these two people with disdain, and my usual way of dealing with this kind of person was to ignore no one. Qiangzi and Liu Fatzi are the kind of people who like to watch others make a fool of themselves, so I don't bother to listen to the opinions of these two people.

"Brother Jun, I beg you, don't send it." Adong took my hand and pleaded incessantly.

I looked at Ah Dong like this, and I really didn't want to lie to him. "Okay, okay, I'll be honest, I didn't record at all." As I spoke, I put my phone away. Those words just now were mainly made up by me to combat the arrogant Adong, as for what recordings, I lied to Zhang Yuhan.

"Fuck, you Wang Bajun, just fucking know how to fix me." When Adong heard me say this, he scolded me.

I have already guessed this situation, as long as Ah Dong knows that I am lying to him, he will definitely scold me.

I looked at Ah Dong and said with a smile: "I said Brother Dong, you said that if I really recorded the audio just now, and it really sounded, what would you do?" ”

", what can I do, I'll find another one." Adong looked at me and said lightly.

I looked at Ah Dong and smiled. I have already guessed what he said, anyway, for Adong, it is the most important thing to pretend to be forced.

"Okay, I won't tell you, I have to go to bed early tonight, you guy will come and touch my shoulder again during the day, so I haven't slept well." After saying that, I came to my bedside, and then I just lay down, I didn't even bother to wash my feet, anyway, this is my own bed.

After Qiangzi and Liu Fatzi glanced at each other, they also decided to sleep, because I was not the only one who suffered during the day today, and Qiangzi and Liu Fatzi were also one of them.

However, within three minutes of us lying down, Ah Dong started singing.

"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true, tomorrow is a good day, open the door and welcome the spring breeze ......."

We couldn't help it, and one of us picked up a slipper and threw it at Ah Dong one after another.

"Damn, this is going to kill people." After saying that, Ah Dong ran away directly, and as a result, the drag we threw away was empty.

But fortunately, Ah Dong shouldn't be able to sing now, as long as he doesn't make trouble, we can sleep with peace of mind.