Generally, the neck is to be wiped......
But the next two things, one should be used to call for help, is it possible that Wei Xiaoxiao was beaten up, and he had to call his son to help?
That's a bit of a mess, isn't it?
Forehead...... The third? Shangguan Tianze swallowed his saliva, "Dodo, are you planning to change the rhythm of the baba at any time?" ”
"Baba, how can you say this about me?" Wei Duo's big eyes immediately watered. A pink little face also collapsed in an instant.
"Dodo is worried that if Mommy doesn't forgive you, you can use this dagger to disembowelment in front of Mommy." Wei Duoduo said it sincerely, as if this method was advanced.
Disembowel? This kid has watched a lot of TV series, is the brain-dead plot in his brain?
In China, it is generally necessary to wipe the neck! What kind of rhythm is this day?!
Wei Duoduo rolled his eyes, don't you think wiping your neck will be faster than dying by caesarean section?
Shangguan Tianze was speechless.
"Baba, you must remember!" Wei Duo said, grabbed Shangguan Tianze's collar and said, "If you commit suicide by caesarean section, and Mommy still doesn't save her, you have to press the distress number!" ”
I'll go! It turns out that this distress call is the most important to use......
If you can't get through, you can also notify the funeral home directly at that time, which is really quite convenient, and it is really worthy of being the son of his Shangguan Tianze, and there is really no negotiation about it.
Looking at Wei Duoduo almost sarcastically, Shangguan Tianze shook his head helplessly, put Wei Duoduo in the living room, and turned around and went to the bedroom.
The door opened softly. Because it was raining outside, the whole room was slightly dim, and the messy sheets on the bed and the quilt that was kicked off the bed showed that its heroine seemed to be very irritable.
"I'm back." Shangguan Tianze's magnetic voice rang in Wei Xiaoxiao's ears.
Wei Xiaoxiao's eyelashes moved slightly, and she knew that he was back, but she just didn't want to bother with him now.
Shangguan Tianze chuckled, bent down and lowered his head to bite Wei Xiaoxiao's ear.
The warm breath sprayed on Wei Xiaoxiao's ears layer by layer, tickling, so that she couldn't help but turn over and hide her little head.
Shangguan Tianze smiled, it seems that she is still angry, although I don't know what Lu Dao is for, but judging from her angry appearance, it should not be very serious.
Since she chose to pretend to be asleep, it would be better to pretend to be asleep.
Shangguan Tianze gently took off the shoes on his feet, sat on the bed, and picked up a book on the table while lying on his side, and flipped it up carefully.
Xu was curious about what Shangguan Tianze was doing, maybe it was because his head was covered in the quilt and he couldn't breathe, Wei Xiaoxiao actually exposed his little head again.
Shangguan Tianze looked at Wei Xiaoxiao's cute appearance, couldn't help but smile dotingly, stood up slightly, lowered his head and kissed Wei Xiaoxiao lightly on the cheek.
Wei Xiaoxiao stretched out his little hand to stop his lowered face. frowned slightly, as if there was an unhappy writing.
Shangguan Tianze didn't mind, but instead stretched out his light tongue to tease Wei Xiaoxiao's delicate earlobe.
Then there were the delicate red lips, delicately tracing her perfect lip line, and the satisfaction of hearing someone's disgruntled exclamation.
The beautiful apricot eyes opened suddenly, and she glared at Shangguan Tianze in front of her angrily.
"Shangguan Beast, I warn you not to do anything to me!" Wei Xiaoxiao pouted dissatisfiedly in protest.